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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Oct 4, 2008 16:36:36 GMT -5
RVD vs Chris Harris Shelton Benjamin vs Ricky Ortiz*if Ortiz wins, he gets a contract, if he loses, he's banished from XWA for a year* Raven vs Sabu and vs The Gimp and Whore connection*Zack Gowen and Candice* Stevie Richards vs James Storm Main Event part 1: Edge vs GM Iser Main Event part 2: Undertaker vs Vampiro X
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Oct 4, 2008 19:21:56 GMT -5
*The usual pyro goes off as Chris Harris stays in the ring*
JBL: Good to be back in the states, and I'm sure this idiot Harris has been in this arena for a month because he loves being with the Duck fu--
Joey: Watch the language.
JBL: What? The Huskies called Oregon duck fuckers.
Joey: Nevermind...
*One of a Kind hits as RVD comes out to a pop and he runs into the ring and then suddenly hits a spinning dropkick to Harris's face and covers him*
1
2
3!
Joey: Holy crap, it's already over.
*RVD rolls out of the ring and backs up the ramp as the fans cheer him*
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Oct 4, 2008 19:32:19 GMT -5
Jonathan Coachman: I am standing by with Sabu. Now, Sabu, you have a match tonight with the most hardcore wrestler in history Raven. What are your thoughts about the match?
Sabu: I am.....
JBL: What is this? Spit it out. Where is Ranjin Singh when you need him?
Sabu: This will....
JBL: Get on with it, before Dell decides to overthrow us American's.
Sabu: Ready.
Coach: O.....k.....
Sabu: I....
*Cameras shift to see Raven hitting RVD from behind and sending him to the ground*
Raven: You feel like flying RVD? I will make sure you NEVER fly again!
*Sabu rushes over to Raven and shoves him away from RVD*
Sabu: You.... me.... Extreme Rules!!!!!
JBL: He isn't allowed to make matches, give me a break.
Joey: Sabu wants Raven in a violent match.
*Raven glares down at RVD, and turns to face Sabu with an evil glint in his eyes*
Raven: I tell you what Sabu, I will make an example out of you tonight. I accept.
*Raven looks down and kicks Sabu in the groin as he falls down in pain*
Raven: See you out there "Air Sabu"
*He uses air quotes and smirks down at Sabu as he walks down the hallway*
Coach: You heard it. Raven vs Sabu in Extreme Rules. It should be great.
~Commercials~
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Oct 4, 2008 19:48:48 GMT -5
*Ricky Ortiz comes out to a song called 'I'm the map' from Dora the Explorer*
Joey: What the hell!
JBL: This fag looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and a fat guy from the Seventys with that damn afro!
*Ortiz enters the ring as the fans chant 'HOMO' at him*
Joey: I don't know if that's politically correct but that's funny!
JBL: It'd be politically correct if they called YOU homo, Styles.
*AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW!*
Shelton Benjamin comes out to a very good pop now. He walks into the ring, confident as ever and waits for the bell to ring.
*DING*
Benjamin and Ortiz step to the center, but Benjamin knees Ortiz in the gut and hits the pay dirt as the fans cheer madly!
JBL: Great job! Now send him back to where-ever he came from..preferably the sewers.
*Benjamin covers for the 1-2-3*
Joey: No more Ricky Ortiz in XWA!
JBL: Good. I didn't feel like throwing this Sonics wrapper away because I'm too lazy so...
*JBL throws the sonics wrapper in the ring at Oritz and the fans start doing so*
JBL: Haha...they might be Duck Fuckers, but this is entertaining as hell.
*Ortiz stays down as the ring fills with Sonics wrappers and XWA goes into commercial*
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Oct 4, 2008 20:08:49 GMT -5
*Sabu's music hits and he comes out from the ramp hurling a chair down the ramp*
JBL: What a dumbass. Hurting the air doesn't count you moron.
Lillian: The following match is under Extreme Rules. Introducing first, from Bombay, India, weighing in at 225 pounds, the Homicidal, Suicidal, Genocidal, Death Defying, SABU!!!
*Sabu gets a good pop as he enters the ring and points to the sky*
JBL: Yeah, point at the sky, you won't be able to point at all when Raven is done with you.
Joey: Oh, will you stop?
*The lights go out*
ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD!!!! HE IS COMING
*Suck It Up by Hed p.e. begins to play as the lights come on and smoke pours out from the ramp*
Lillian: And the opponent, from Toronto Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 215 pounds, The Dark Lord, Raven!!!
*Raven emerges from the smoke, decked in a custom USC Trojan's Jersey, adorned with his name above the number 21. The Oregon fans boo the loudest of the night, as Raven keeps his eyes set on Sabu, as he reaches the middle of the ramp, looks upwards and forms the devil horns above his head, as the pyro barrage goes off. His lowers his hands and continues to stare at Sabu as he slides into the ring. He looks at Sabu with the blank look on his face as his music fades*
JBL: Raven means business. I don't sense him being cocky at all.
Joey: Raven looks sick.
Sabu looks at the ropes and decides to end the match quick
Joey: Sabu is going for Air Sabu.
JBL: This soon, he must want to lose.
As Sabu leaps off the ropes, his foot slides off, causing him to turn in mid-air, allowing Raven to step back and rush him with a Dark Assassin.
JBL: DARK ASSASSIN! DARK ASSASSIN!
Raven covers Sabu and gets the pin.
One
Two
Three!!!
Lillian: Here is your winner, Raven!!!
JBL: How did you like that Sabu? No weapons were used. You lost the match, due to your own stupidity.
*Instant Replay of the Dark Assassin*
Back live, Raven puts the boots to Sabu, as he is enraged.
Joey: Raven is once again in his demonic state.
JBL: Sabu is getting what he deserves.
As Raven pounds away at Sabu, RVD runs down the ramp and picks up the chair Sabu had and cracks Raven over the back with it.
JBL: What a cheap shot. RVD is a coward.
In pain, Raven rolls out of the ring and walks up the ramp, holding his back, as the smart ass Oregon fans boo him as he stares down RVD with a cold look in his eyes.
JBL: RVD doesn't want to make Raven mad. Especially, not in the state he is in.
~Commercials~
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Oct 13, 2008 18:21:10 GMT -5
*Candice and Gowen are already in the ring*
*Santino's music soon begins to play*
Joey: Oh God...no.
JBL: So that's who was coming to XWA...
*Santino does his trombone taunt on the ramp as Beth smirks evilly as they walk down the ramp*
JBL: This will be intersting.
*Beth runs in and clotheslines Candice and we hear her shoulder crack*
JBL: SHE BROKE HER SHOULDER AGAIN! THIS IS AWESOME! I'M YOUTUBING THIS! HEY INTERNET FANS, SHIFT PLUS FOUR EQUALS $$$$$$ THIS IS MONEY!
Joey: ...
*Santino steps on Gowen's foot and Gowen falls down and a double pin. 1-2-3*
JBL: They win their debut.
Joey: Jesus, JBL, this really was the case of a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!
JBL: No shit.
*Santino runs outside and does high knees around the ring as Beth smiles with approval before the two walk up the ramp to celebrate their victory*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Oct 13, 2008 19:03:01 GMT -5
The camera cuts backstage. We see GM Iser's blond hair covering his face and he has his head hanging. The GM flips the hair out of his eyes.
Iser: I haven't been well the past few weeks... but right now in my office are two reasons why I haven't fallen into full blown depression. You see, these two men's hatred for eachother and their obsession for violence puts a smile to my face...but I have to get control of the situation before one of them gets killed so...Raven and Van Dam are in my office right now. If one of them even makes one move to punch the other...I will fire them both and they will never come back. Camera man, follow me in as I think the whole world should see this.
*The GM walks toward his office as the camera man follows as XWA goes into commercial*
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Oct 13, 2008 19:19:07 GMT -5
*Back from commercials we see Raven and Rob Van Dam, standng before the GM, who is seated at his desk*
GM Iser: Raven, RVD, I have asked you both here to see how we can deal with your current grudge. As you both know, I have ordered you both to not physically strike eachother, if you do, you will be fired from XWA. So, let's just settle this as peacefully as we can. RVD, what do you have to say about all of this?
*RVD looks at the GM and turns to Raven and gives him the middle finger and glares at Raven*
Iser: Well, that was strong. Raven, what do you have to say?
Raven: It's obvious RVD is still bitter over the fact he lost to me in the TLC match. Newsflash RVD, the better man won. You think you are so cool, because you can jump around the ring, and do all these amazing flips, like that is actual wrestling. If you want to do flips, go join the Circus.
*Raven braces himself and buries his face in his hands before he speaks again*
Raven: All the high flyers do is showboat and grandstand, and like to think they are the best, because they can do all these amazing moves. So, I took it upon myself to prove them all wrong. Go back with me, all the way to Badd Blood, I took out Rey Mysterio, from that day forward, it became my mission to get rid of the high flying division. One by one, I took them out. Matt Hardy, Out. Jeff Hardy, Out, Sabu, Out. Now, I am standing next to one of my most hated rivals, who just happens to be a high flyer.
*Raven turns to look at RVD, with a cold, demonic gaze, he continues to speak*
Raven: RVD, you have been a thorn in my side since you came to XWA. Your crying and accusing me of screwing you out of the title is just pathetic. That is why I hate the high flyers so much, if they don't get their way, they will bitch and moan about it forever. I don't care what I have to do, I will end the high flying style if it's the last thing I do. I don't care what kind of match it is, I don't care what kind of stipulation it is, I don't care if I get fired over it. If I am going down, I am taking the high flyers with me.
*Raven looks up at the ceiling and gets a crazed smile on his face*
Raven: I know why you called this little meeting Iser, you wanted to make sure I stopped my mission, before I got to you. You see, you happen to be one of the best high flyers in XWA, and you are worried once I get past RVD, that I would come after you. Your own self doubt is why you want me to stop. You know, deep down inside your soul, that if I faced you, I would end your career.
*Raven grins and laughs sadistically*
Raven: You know I am right, you just won't admit it.
~ The GM stares at Raven as the camera fades to a commercial~
~Commercials~
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Oct 13, 2008 19:26:06 GMT -5
The camera comes back on and we still see this volitile situation. The GM seems even more upset.
Iser: Raven. You are forgetting a very simple fact...we did face each other...and who was the man who got his hand risen in victory? Me, that's who. I didn't want to originally do this, but your ego just forced me to make another decision I may regret.
*Iser takes a seat on his chair as the blond hair buries his face again as he continues to talk*
Iser: Once upon a time, I was viewed as a mistake...by my own family...they only wanted my whore for a sister...and they weren't shy about telling me that over and over again. Now here I stand...owner of this proud federation. Now, Raven...RVD...neither of you can under stand the emotional pain that I had to go through but now I am gonna give you the absolute equivilant in terms of physical pain...
*Iser suddenly gets a very evil smile*
Iser: Four words...
*Iser then lets out a quick laugh before continuing*
Iser: Hell...in a cell!
Joey: OH MY GOD!
JBL: No...that barbaric structure...Raven and RVD will both destroy each other.
*RVD smiles evilly at the thought as Raven gives the GM a death glare as XWA goes back into commercial*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Oct 18, 2008 17:36:24 GMT -5
Quick Result: Edge defeats GM Iser in 20 minutes with a spear after interferance from Lance Storm*superkick* and Christian*chair shot* to help set up the spear on a bloodied GM Iser.
Vampiro X defeated Undertaker in 15 minutes after Vamp squirmed out of the Tombstone and hit the Dark Chaos for the pinfall victory. After the match, Edge speared Vampiro and took back his title.
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