Assorted RoH Scenes.

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

On a nice cool summer afternoon in beautiful Toronto, Canada a camera pans around and we see a lovely two story house, a nice creamy white exterior, with steel gates blocking random passerbys from stepping foot on their property. A loud buzz is heard as the gates open, allowing the camera access to come inside. Once inside the camera man is greeted by a fairly old butler.



The Intelligent Butler


I bid you welcome. You are all in for a treat today, the Master, and the misses are inside right now doing their daily activities. Do come in and I shall take you to them.



The butler leads the camera down a long extravagent hallway, covered with walls of pictures with an exceptional good looking blonde man, and an equally good looking red head. Reaching the end of the hall, entering the main room, the camera pans to see a red head sitting on a big couch, with a blonde haired man playing what seems to be a PS3, on the screen it shows giant balls of fire as cars explode.




The Dark Lord Raven


Yeah, take that you n00bs, you just got pwnt to the moon, by the D4rk L0rd n00b A55a55in, I just destroyed all seven of you in record time. You all should just give up and find a new game to play, I am far too great for you little kids.



The man, who is one of the newest recruits, the self proclaimed Dark Lord, turns to face the camera and flashes a smug grin and looks at the red head behind him



The Dark Lord Raven


Well Riot, it looks like we have company. I am sure these people remember us from that lackluster fed WWE Alpha, we were the best wrestling couple of all time, but that place, just like these n00bs were not good enough to be in the same federation as my greatness is far too powerful for normal people. But, my main man Christian Cage told me that he found a new place where we can dominate only like we can. That is where you come in, NWA, the new home for The Dark Lord and Riot, and when we come to that place, the n00bs will fall at my mercy.



The Shadow Goddess Riot


Uh, Raven, I don't think they have n00bs in NWA, I think all of this video game talk is warping your mind and you can't think straight.... wait, look behind you.....



Raven diverts his attention back to the screen and sees the dasterdly Outlaw try to ram him


The Dark Lord Raven


So, you think you can sneak up on the master, I don't think so, none of you people know my secret, I know every shortcut, every hiding spot, every health icon, I know this game like the back of my hand, Outlaw prepare to Suffa!!



The screen shows a purple hearse known as "Shadow" speeding down the Downtown level and snagging the health icon that Outlaw was going for and manages to jump over his vehicle and land right in front of him, turning ever so slightly


The Dark Lord Raven



Have a taste of my Soul Shadow, and feel the wrath of the Dark Lord n00b A55a55in.



Back on the screen, it shows a dark purple ring come out of the front of the hearse and creeps along the ground at an errie pace as it begins to glide towards Outlaw



The Dark Lord Raven



Just a little bit more, and you shall fall to the feet of my greatness, and I shall claim yet another round of victory.



Raven's finger gently presses over the fire button as he await it to hit his target. Seeing the Soul Shadow headed straight for him, Outlaw begins to speed down the street, crashing into a multitude of pedestrian cars in his way, but the Shadow is too quick for him as Raven hits the fire button and Outlaw explodes in a blaze of glory as The Dark Lord is victorious


The Dark Lord Raven



Did you see that? Did you see THAT! I mean, that was so great, he thought he could get away from my Soul Shadow, but he like all the n00bs, can never escape and they shall always explode for my amusement.



As Raven points at the screen and laughs at the body of Outlaw's character on fire running around like a moron, the doorbell is heard in the far distance



The Dark Lord Raven



Hey Butler! Show us why we pay you and get the door, before you make The Dark Lord punch you in the face.



The Intelligent Butler



Right away sir.



The screen shifts back to Raven as he powers down the PS3 and takes a seat next to Riot as they begin to channel surf. upon seeing one commercial, Raven stops and stares at the screen in disbelief




Mysterious TV Voice


That's right, are you tired of people putting you down? Being told you are not good enough? Then you are like me. Hello, my name is TJ, The Soul of Philly, I have been told that my entire life, but with my secret teachings on motivation, you can be like me, and be happy with who you are. So, pick up the phone and order today.



The Dark Lord Raven


What the hell was that garbage? That was the same idiot from Alpha, I see since he is out of a job, he has to resort to plugging infomercials, what a sad person.



Reaching for the remote, Raven is about to turn the channel but suddenly



Mysterious TV Voice



Been thinking your life is bad? There is now way out? Do something about it! World Re-nown author, TJ, has been helping upwards of 3 people on his lifelong journey to make people comfortable with who they are, let TJ be the one to guide you back on your path of happiness.




The Dark Lord Raven


Oh god, I think I am going to be sick. I can't believe that nitwit wrote another book. If he can write a book, then almost anyone can.



The camera pans out as we see the butler re-emerge into the room with a look of bewilderment on his face


The Dark Lord Raven


What's wrong? Did you see that commercial too?



The Intelligent Butler


No, not that. I was answering the door, when I saw a young man, sort of Asian looking, at the door, with a black eye, and a bloody nose clutching a giant box that read "Nintendo Wii" on it as a group of little children were kicking and stomping on him, as if they were trying to mug him over the Wii.


The Dark Lord Raven


Mugged? Over a Wii? What is the purpose? So it can check the weather big deal. Why would someone, take a train, get a Wii, take a cab home in fear of getting mugged? Just to have "Mad" bowling Tournament's and to play that lame Zelda crap? It's amazing.



The Shadow Goddess Riot


I wonder what kind of guy, gets mugged by a Wii. Personally, I think it's those nerds that are obsessed with World of Warcraft, that game is really for people with no lives. And buying a Wii just to play bowling sounds like a guy with no life to me. How much fun can it be to do quests, and summons crickets and chipmunks? That game is pathetic.


The Dark Lord Raven



I couldn't have said it better myself. Hold on, my pants are vibrating



The Shadow Goddess Riot


It's his cell phone you idiots, not that kind of vibrating, you people are perverted.



Raven smirks at that comment and reaches into his pocket and flips open his black and silver cellphone


The Dark Lord Raven



Nice I know. Anyway, it's a message from Christian Cage. He told us to meet him at his training school down the road,he told us it was rather important and had to do with us in NWA. So, Camera dude, you can ride with us down there, so all those geeks watching right now can get the inside scoop. As for you Garcion, watch the house for us, and keep the people away.



The Intelligent Butler[/color]


Of course Sir and Madame. I shall keep things under control.


Raven and Riot wave goodbye to their trusty butler and grab a set of keys off their kitchen table and head out the door. Once outside, Raven adjusts his sunglasses as well as his Korn beanie atop his blonde hair, as Riot ad-justs her sunglasses as well as they head over to the luxorious Black Mercedes Benz and enter the car



The Dark Lord Raven



Sweet car I know. It's only for us great people, not only do we look good, but we look good getting their too.




The Shadow Goddess Riot


Nothing more attractive than a hot guy in a Black Mercedes, Especially when his name is Raven.



The Dark Lord Raven


I agree, plus it doesn't help when he has a gorgeous female companion in the car along side him.


Riot turns to smile at Raven as he starts up the car as the engine revs loudly as he precedes to back out of their driveway, as the steel gates close and they head down the street



End Of Intro Scene One[/color][/b]


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Start of Scene Two: The Arrival[/color][/b]




As the camera is back from it's brief re-charging, we are shown straight ahead as Raven is shown weaving in and out of stray cars that block his path



The Dark Lord Raven



You know, these idiots drive just as bad as the people in Twisted Metal Black, it's terrible. It sucks that we live in a society where people can't drive for shit.




As Raven pushes on the gas a little he sees an interesting site on a street corner



The Shadow Goddess Riot


You have got to be kidding me. Not that person again, when will it ever end?



The camera pans to see what Riot was looking at, and we see what appears to be a teenage girl, holding up a large sign that reads " I Love U Dark Lord" in nice big text



The Dark Lord Raven



Ah, I see that is the slut face. She is always around these days, she can't stop being around me, as she is in love with me. Just ignore her and she will go away.


Raven accelerates the car faster as they blow right by her and past the majority of the cars as they pull into a parking lot for a large, warehouse looking type of building. He turns the car off, as they all exit the car



The Dark Lord Raven


Well, here we are, this is where Riot and myself got our training to become wrestlers. Let's head inside and hear what Cage has to tell us.



Riot walks over to Raven as he puts his arm around her as they begin to walk to the entrance of the building. Pushing past the door, they head straight ahead, as the camera shows Christian Cage, sitting on an empty chair looking on at them entering




The Instant Classic Christian Cage



There they are. My favorite pair of love birds. I am glad that you could make it. As I told you over the phone before, Billy Olson of the Ring of Honor promotion under NWA has contacted myself and asked if I would like to join his promotion. With the fallout of Alpha, I agreed, I always loved wrestling on the Indy circuit, it's a lot less stressful than a big time company. In doing so, I also told Mr. Olson about you guys, he is very familiar with you guys from your days In Alpha and is very impressed with your skills, your attitude, and your overall look of greatness, so he is very happy to have you guys in ROH as well. What that means for them is a very Classic promotion, that shall be dominated by us.



The Dark Lord Raven



That sounds very good to me Cage, I can't wait to get in the ring with some people with real talent and skill and look forward to making them all look bad and in the process get some gold around my waist.



The Instant Classic Christian Cage



That is what I also wanted to talk to you about. As you know I was the only champion in the Alpha promotion after I beat the redneck Hick for their IC Championship, after the closing I decided to keep the belt as a bit of a keep sake. But, now that we are members of ROH, I would like you to hold the IC Belt, you deserve to be a champion, and even though it might not count, I would still like you to have the Alpha IC Title.



Christian Cage pulls out a nice velvet case and pulls out a veryshiny, gold title, with the words Alpha IC Champ, and on the Name plate it reads "The D4rk L0rd n00b A55a55in" as he places it around the shoulder of Raven


The Dark Lord Raven






You even got it engraved with my nickname, thanks a lot Christian, I accept this title gratefully, and will even do my best to try and defend it in ROH. So, this is a warning to all of you who adare get in my way. The Dark Lord has a new purpose in life, to be the best I can be, and do all in my power to hold onto this belt. Anyone who gets in my way will be taken out with vengeance and ruthless agression, certainly no mercy or sorrow. The Dark Lord shall eradicate all in my way into a bloody, broken mess, because, this is one Virus you can't kill, can't cure, can't escape from this is....



The Shadow Goddess Riot


The Virus of Life, feared, loathed, respected, greatness.




The Instant Classic Christian Cage


Because that's how WE Roll.



The trio look at the camera with icy glares as it zooms in on Raven's belt as the scenes fades out with the final shot of "n00b A55a55in"

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

The logo for Monday Night RAW slowly flashes over the screen as we are taken inside a jam packed arean with a bunch of rabid fans as the camera zooms in on the RAW announcers


Jim Ross


Hello everyone, and welcome to Monday Night RAW! I am good ole' JR, along side Jerry "The King" Lawler. NWA has been open for a bit, and we have seen some new faces, some we have seen before, some we have not.


Jerry Lawler


You said it JR, I can't wait to start calling some action for NWA! It's only a matter of time till matches are starting, titles will be won and lost, feuds will br brewing, I can't wait.



Jim Ross


You know King, since we have come here from Alpha, I have noticed a lot of the former talent from there have been coming here. I think the owner of NWA will be very lucky to sign all those hot prospects.


Jerry Lawler


I know what you mean JR, I just hope that we get some beautiful diva's here on RAW as well. I need my puppies!


As the two announcers of RAW are talking to the fans at home a rukus is being displayed on the titontron as a limo is shown creeping slowly into the backstage parking lot



Jim Ross


What is going on? I wonder who is inside the limo.



Jerry Lawler


Me too JR. It could be a new prospect joining NWA, or it get be those divas I was talking about earlier. I really hopes it's the second.



Jim Ross


Oh will you stop King. Anyway folks, we take you back to the parking lot to get an update on who is in the limo. On the scene is our RAW collegue Todd Grisham. Take it away Todd.



The Imbicile Announcer Todd Grisham



Thanks guys. I am standing out in the parking lot, hopefully getting a word with whoever is inside the limo.



The limo driver is seen exiting the door rather quickly, stumbling to the other side and hurridly opens the door, a pair of white sneakers hit the cool pavement as the figure emerges out the limo, out of range from the camera as they turn around to see Grisham's facial features



The Imbicile Announcer Todd Grisham



You're..... you're.... you're.....



Jim Ross


Spit it out Todd. Who is it?



The Imbicile Announcer Todd Grisham


You're.... you're.....




The figure steps into view as it shows a large frame african american standing next to Todd



Unknown Man


You stuttering fool, I'm Pacman Jones.





Jerry Lawler


It is. It's Tennessee Titan's own Pacman Jones!




The NFL Reject Pacman Jones



That is right. I am here in NWA to prove to all the player haters that I can wrestle just as much as I play football. You will all see the true Pacman Jones. I am going to head to the ring and take on any wrestler in the back who can dare face off with the misunderstood one.



Pacman pushes past Todd and begins to walk to the ring, but a stage worker points out the ring is on the other side of the building. Pacman shrugs it off and turns around and heads towards the ring



Jim Ross


My goodness King. Pacman Jones is coming to the ring to fight someone.



Jerry Lawler


He better represent Tennesee well too/



I'm Pacman.... Pacman...Pa-pa-pa-pa Pacman Jones.. Jones.... Jo-jo-jo-jo Jones.. Pacman Jones.... Jones..... Pacman Jones.... Playa Hatin' misunderstood, can't be stopped, the greatest... Pacman Jones... Joooonnness... Boy, stop trippin I be Pacman, I hit a women, and call her miss Pacman. Music fills the P.A. system as the crowd looks shocked



Jim Ross


What the hell is that King?



As the menacing music plays, out comes Pacman Jones, decked out in his Tennessee Titans jersey and track pants, as he walks his way down the ramp, the crowd is silent as he makes his way to the ring.



Jones.... Jones...Jones...Pacman...Jones....Jones....Pacman....A Freak.... Violent.... Pacman Jones is not a joke.... Pacman Jones.... is high on Coke.... Pacman Jones......



The music continues to play as Pacman enters the ring and procedes to dash off the ropes like he would in an NFL game as he is handed a mic and his music fades



NFL Reject Pacman Jones


Ay yo. I am Pacman Jones. the best NFL player in the world. But, I am going to prove I can wrestle as well. I want to face anyone in the back who is man enough to step foot in the ring with me. Can anyone hang with Pacman Jones, or are y'all scared?




There is silence as Pacman looks at the ramp as no one is coming and the crowd is silent, wondering who will accept his challenge.



The NFL Reject Pacman Jones


Yo man, maybe you didn't hear me, come out and face me.




As Pacman is talking the lights dim a bit as a strong drum beat os heard over the P.A. and suddenly Evolution by Korn kicks into gearas Pacman looks on in amazement. Out on the ramp, decked in expensive sunglasses, a huge fur coat, A-Lister boots, emerges the one and only New Face of Extreme John Morrison as the crowd is going nuts for the newest acquistion in NWA



Jim Ross[/color]


That's John Morrison!!! John Morrison is in NWA!!




Pacman continues to stare as Morrison smugly walks down the ramp, not taking his eyes off Pacman as he reaches the ring and climbs into the ring and procedes to walk right past Pacman and scales the ropes and poses as the crowd cheers loudly. Morrison gets down and grabs another mic and prepares to speak



The New Face of Extreme John Morrison


Dude, I was in the back, listening to your B-lister self talking about how you are some great NFL player. Thinking to myself, I figured you were somewhat delusional, as most people on the lower side of the Greatness meter are. But you managed to say how awesome you are and that you are Pacman Jones. We all know your name, it's hard to forget a nobody like you telling us who you are over and over. People on the higher side of greatness, like myself, The A-Lister, make formal introductions. My name is John Morrison, The New Face of Extreme, I am here in NWA to make it known that I am the Guru of Greatness, the Epitome of Excellence, The Shaman of Sexy. And in the process get some gold wrapped around my oh so glorious waist. But since you are out here, and I am out here, and we are both standing in the ring. Why don't I be the one to answer your so-called Challenge. In the end, it will be you regretting it, consider this your 15 Minutes of Fame. Once I am done with you, no one in the NFL, nor will anyone in the world remember who you are. You up for it, Pacman, or are you too scared to face off with Greatness?



The NFL reject Pacman Jones


I ain't scared of you A-lister. I accept!



Morrison smirks and takes off his shades and shrugs off his fur coat as a ref runs down to the ring and a timer appears on the titontron that is set for 15 Minutes of Fame as the bell sounds



Jim Ross


This is our first official match here in NWA. And what a Slobberknocker it is folks.




Pacman wastes no time and tries to lunge at Morrison that is to no avail as he quickly dodges and sends Pacman crashing into the turnbuckles. Morrison cockily walks over to the prone body of Morrison, and glanes at the countdown clock that reads "14:51" and laughs a bit as he picks up the limp body of Jones and procedes to give him a high impact Corkscrew Neckbreaker that sends Pacman to the mat in a hurry



Jerry Lawler


What impact. It has to be over.




Back inside the ring, Morrison walks over to Lillian who hands him his shades and he puts them back on as he walks over to Pacman and puts one foot over his body as he gets the pinfall victory



Lillian Garcia



Here is your winner of the 15 Minutes of Fame Challenge, John Morrison!!!




Morrison grabs the mic from Lillian and begins to adress the fallen body of Pacman



The New Face of Extreme John Morrison



Well Pacman, you gave it your best shot kid, you gave it all you had, but in the end you were not able to Defeat the true Image of Imortality that is John Morrison. The rest of you in NWA are in for the same fate, you will all fall at the feet of the A-Lister. This is just the beginning of my Greatness.




Morrison smiles and drops the mic as Evolution by Korn hits the P.A. again and he exits the ring and grabs his fur coat that he makes Lillian put back on his back, and he heads to the ramp and slowly walks up it before finally disappearing behind the curtain. Replays of the Corkscrew Neckbreaker air as we are taken to a live shot of Pacman laid out in the ring




Jim Ross.


Good Lord, Pacman got the stuffing beat out of him. This was just our first show and look how it turned out/




Jerry Lawler



You are not kidding. What else does Morrison have in store for the rest of NWA. You will all have to tune in and see. For JR, I'm The King Goodnight everybody




The scene fades out




End of Scene[/color][/b]

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

I did this scene on ICW, The DUMBEST fed EVER.




Wrestler Name: Edge
Hometown: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Height: 6'5
Weight: 240 lbs
Finishers: Spear & Edgucution
Short Description of Wrestler:
Edge is a cocky, arrogant superstar. That was a big success in WWE before he joined in ICW.

Edge was a 2 time WWE Champion, a 5 time Intercontinental Champion, a former United States Champion, and he was a 11 time World Tag Team Champion (record breaking!) And the King of the Ring of 2001!

Edge Facts:
Edge was trained by Ron Hutchison, Sweet Daddy Siki, Bret Hart, Leo Burke, Stu Hart, Dory Funk Jr, and Tom Prichard.
Edge's debut to wrestling was in 1993
Edge's birthday is on October 30, 1973
Edge's real name is Adam Copeland!

More Edge facts will come soon!

Introduction Roleplay*:


Edge's Debut to ICW!

*Warzone comes on the air, and the fireworks on the ICW stage goes off like crazy as the crowd roars and cheers for the incoming night of ICW! And the camera goes to the commentating table and zooms in on, Tony Schiavone, Bobby Heenan, and Mark Madden!*

Schiavone:
Welcome to ICW live here at New York City! I am your commentator, Tony Schiavone! And ringside with Me is, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan and Mark Madden! Guys what do you think will start off ICW at the moment!? After the fallout at No Remorse with Bischoff betraying Siaki and HBK was one of the biggest moments in ICW History! I think something bigger will happen tonight on Warzone! What do you think guys?

Heenan:
I'm shock about the betrayal also, Schiavone and maybe something bigger will happen also! And maybe if it is something big like if a new superstar is joining ICW, it would be great. With the Main Event at New Remorse and MVP and Undertaker joining ICW. What could be next, is right Schiavone.

Madden:
Why don't both of you shut the hell up and lets wait for a big moment to happen on Warzone then.

Intro
*As the crowd waits for more excitement on Warzone, "Metalingus" by Alter Bridge blasts out all around the ICW Ring. And Edge's Entrance Video pops up on the ICW Titantron*

YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME?


On this day, I see clearly, everything has come to life, bitter place, in a broken dream, and we'll leave it all behind.


*Smoke Rises up outside of the curtains and Edge walks through with a long coat and Rated R tights on. Edge turns left of the stage and taunts the crowd and goes to the right of the stage and taunts the crowd with a shower of boos. Edge walks down the stage and the ramp with a cocky grin on his face. While Edge walks up the steel steps he shows his cocky and arrogant attitude by disrespecting the crowd. Edge climbs into the ring and grabs a mic from ringside and walks to the middle of the ICW ring......*

Schiavone:
I cannot believe it, Heenan! It is the Rated R Superstar, Edge! What the hell is he doing here on Warzone.

Heenan:
No crap, Schiavone. I think he is going to sign a contract with ICW Management.

Madden:
I am shocked as well, I wonder what he is going to say.

*Edge puts the mic up to his mouth*

*The crowd boos Edge before he gets to talk on the mic*

..::The Rated R Superstar, Edge::..
I know most of all you ICW fans are pretty shocked that I am standing in the middle of a ICW ring, and give me chance explain to all of you why I am here.

*Edge strokes his hair back before he gets to speak*

..::The Rated R Superstar, Edge::..
I am here, because ICW is a land of opportunities....... As you all know by going on WWE.com, you will see that I asked for an early release. Now I will finally explain why I decided to do this. Uno Number 1# Vince McMahon has treated me like shit over the past years of my illustrious WWE career. When he decided not to let me win that Money In The Bank match at Wrestlemania 23. I was furious! It was a sign that Mr. McMahon didn't think I had the skills on becoming the WWE Champion again. And Vince, if you are watching this right now, I think you should get closer to your Television set. I have everything that it takes to become WWE Champion! I was a WWE Champion 2 times, Vince! 2 Damn times! I broke the record of the most World Tag Team title reigns in history of the WWE. I was a former Intercontinental Champion.... And I was the King of The Ring of 2001. And for all of those achievements.... I deserve my respect and the privilege on becoming the WWE Champion again! And you all know it! So I decided to come to ICW because I think they can treat me a hell of a lot better than WWE!

..::The Rated R Superstar, Edge::..
Reason Number 2# is because I was facing wrestlers that weren't even in my league. I was facing stars like John Cena, Randy Orton, Triple H, and the HBK Shawn Michaels. I mean come on, Vince. These guys aren't the type of wrestlers that can actually hype up and headline an event like the Rated R Superstar, Edge. Now for Reason....... Number 3#....... I only got 1 word to say...... the "fans". Every week I go out there in the ring to put on the best show of that night and you know what I get in return of giving you all a good match? You guys disrespect me and boo me every week when I get in that ring. If it wasn't for me wrestling today WWE would've lost their business and TNA would've succeeded. But I didn't want to do that because I was too stupid too. But now that I've left WWE now that have to get a new bitch to work for them.

..::The Rated R Superstar, Edge::..
Now with New Blood and everything going on with HBK. I think it is time that everyone should pay real close attention to me! *The crowd boos Edge* I deserve some better respect from all you ICW Fans. I am the one that will bring ICW to top. I am the one that will Main Event ICW. And I am the one that will Main Event ICW every damn week! And I get no attention what so ever. Everyone is paying attention to HBK, Triple H, Raven and Siaki. What is so good about all superstars that can steal my spotlight here on ICW? All of that spotlight should belong to me. This is the greatest ICW Debut in history. And when I sign that contract to ICW it will be the greatest contract signing in ICW history. Two main things that will mark the history of ICW will belong to yours truely. *Edge smirks*

*Edge walks around the ring angry at the crowd's reaction towards himself*

Schiavone:
Edge shouldn't be whining on how he didn't get his title shots and etc. He did have an illustrious career. But that doesn't mean Vince was holding him back.

Heenan:
You know what, Schiavone. I am tired of your god damn mouth. So give the Rated R Superstar some respect here! And I believe he will have a better career here than he did in the WWE.

Madden: I agree with you, Heenan. Look at Edge's career in the WWE it was bright and successful. But imagine what his career will be like in ICW.

*Edge stops and puts the mic up to his mouth again*

*The crowd boos Edge*

..::The Rated R Superstar, Edge::..
Shut the hell up, you fat greasy idiots! This is my show! So I deserve some damn respect here for now on! I will be the Main Event here on ICW and I will be the Show Stealer of ICW! So as long as I am here, ICW will get bigger ratings, better matches, and more controversy...... And you know that superstar the "M.V.P.". He is not the Most Valuable Player here. I am, MVP is a joke to all of wrestling with his stupid attitude and idiotic attempts on try to become a better wrestler in the wrestling business. But let me tell you this you fat slobs..... As long as the Rated R Superstar is in ICW. You will get actually get a show here on ICW and you will actually get some good feuds that will be good for the show! As long as I am here on ICW, ICW will be the biggest wrestling federation in the whole WORLD! And I am here to help ICW do that!

Schiavone:
His cockiness is going over his head. But I guess all of us have to be satisfied that Edge is here on ICW......

Heenan:
For the 5th time of the night, Schiavone. Shut the hell up, or I will make you "Shut Up". Do you got that liver shit?

Madden:
Yeah, Schiavone. Shut the hell up or the old man will kick your ass.

*Heenan does an evil grin towards Mark Madden after he calls him an "old man"*

*The crowd starts cheering for Edge after his remarks for ICW*

..::The Rated R Superstar, Edge::..
Stop cheering and start listening you filthy slobs!

*The crowd chants "Edge sucks" again!*

Schiavone:
Wow, what a way to lose a crowd.

Heenan:
Shut the hell up, Schiavone!........

..::The Rated R Superstar, Edge::..
Now............ that you all have my attention, When I sign on the dotted line of that ICW Contract..... you guys will have to deal with me for a long, long, long time..... And as soon as I am in ICW.... I will do what ever the hell I want! Not for what you people want, I am my own man. I don't need no help in my matches and I don't need a tag team partner here on ICW. The only things I need is, Championships....... Money, Ladies and Me headlining matches on Warzone every damn week! When I join ICW...... The new "Era" of the Rated R Superstar will begin and will last until the day I die!!!!!

Schiavone:
This should be interesting...... I wonder what Edge can do for ICW instead of WWE......

Heenan:
Finally, you actually said something good for once! I bet Edge will continue his way through the ICW Mountain and become the ICW World Champion!

..::The Rated R Superstar, Edge::..
I got a few things to say about the "ICW World Heavyweight Champion" Shawn Michaels..... How can a punk like you ever be so successful in ICW if you have the wrestling skills of doink the clown? ICW is all about wrestling, Shawn. The only thing that is not about ICW is clowns like you here. If we ever faced each other in the same ring one more time, Michaels. I will do the privilege of kicking your ass and stealing that ICW World Heavyweight title away from you! So you better pray to god that I won't come to ICW, Shawn..... Because when I join ICW. Your ICW World Heavyweight title will be in Jeopardy of the Rated R Superstar! So watch your back, Shawn Michaels! Because, The Rated R Superstar is comin to ICW!

*Edge drops the mic and climbs out of the ring with a smile on his face, Edge continues walking up the ramp and walks on the Stage... Edge turns around and does the "Championship is going to be around my waist" taunt. And turns around and walks through the curtain. Where the show ends in a commercial break*
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The Interview......


ICW comes back on air and the camera zooms in on Edge walking around backstage with a big smile on his face and Gene Okerlund comes in contact with The Rated R Superstar.*

..::The Rated R Superstar, Edge::..
What the hell do you want, old man!?

Gene Okerlund:
I want to interview with you on your debut to ICW. Is it alright if I can ask you some questions?

.::The Rated R Superstar, Edge::.
Sure thing, Gene. But you better not bore me to death like the other superstars you interview with.

Gene Okerlund:
Edge, Why did you want to come to ICW in the first place?

..::The Rated R Superstar, Edge::..
Didn't you watch me out there, Gene. Or do you have Alzheimer's? Now on to your question. ICW is a land for opportunities for great superstars like me, So over the past weeks I've been watching ICW on my television set. And I've seen some superstars that have a better career there instead of WWE and TNA. So I had a little meeting with Mr. McMahon on my early release of ICW. When I signed on the dotted line I was history of the WWE. So after a few weeks after that I took a visit here in front of everyone in ICW and demanded for a contract signing. And trust me, Bischoff and Russo. When there is a big superstar like The Rated R Superstar, Edge. You have to sign him in to your roster. *Edge laughs*

Gene Okerlund
Okay next question, Edge. What do you have against the longest reigning champion of ICW, Sonny Siaki?

..::The Rated R Superstar, Edge::..
The only thing I have against Shawn Michaels is that he is actually a "World Champion" again..... I mean come on, Gene. Everyone knows that Shawn Michaels is one of the most pathetic wrestlers in history. He sucked in WWE and he will always suck in ICW. And I doubt very much that his World Title reign isn't going to last that long.... And, what makes everyone so sure that Shawn Michaels is the "Perfect" Champion? As all you know, I'm a Perfect Champion! I've held the WWE Championship 2 times before! Even though the reign of me being champion didn't last that long both times. But dammit! I was one of the best World Champions in wrestling history! And when I get that shot against Shawn Michaels for that ICW World Heavyweight title, I will prove to everyone around the world. That the Rated R Superstar, Edge is the best champion ever in ICW when I beat Shawn Michaels again!

Gene Okerlund:
Alrighty, next question. Who would you face out of everyone in the ICW Roster?

..::The Rated R Superstar, Edge::..
I wouldn't mind kicking Matt Hardy's ass again for the 2nd time. I did a lot of things to him that were fun and painful. I stolen his sexy girlfriend Lita..... And I wouldn't mind going with her for another ride again. *Edge smirks* On the another hand, I heard Matt Hardy is a jobber here on ICW. Which is the right spot for the Xtreme Poser. He says he "Will Not Die" but when I face him in the ICW ring, the legacy of Matt Hardy will indeed die again... And I'll promise you that, Gene. And all of the ICW fans out there. And as for his partner Joey Mercury..... How many times did you get busted for drugs, Mercury? 5 times? Why don't you get a life you stupid Paparazzi Poser instead of fooling around with pointless drugs. If I ever faced you, Joey. I am sure I will kick your druggie ass too!

Gene Okerlund:
Next question. What will you try to accomplish in your career in ICW?

..::The Rated R Superstar, Edge::..
That's an easy question, Gene. I will try to accomplish on becoming a World Champion again for the 3rd time in my Wrestling Career! At New Remorse there are 10 challengers facing everyone for the ICW World Championship. If any of the challengers wins that title. I will be more than happy to win that title off their waist. I don't care if the champion will be Christian Cage, or Randy Orton, or even Triple H and Shawn Michaels. Where ever that title lays down on, I will take advantage and become the New ICW World Heavyweight Champion!

Gene Okerlund:
Okay, Edge. I have 1 more question for you. What will you do when you get that contract to ICW?

..::The Rated R Superstar, Edge::..
That is the only question that I don't know how to answer. I could do many things when I win that title. I could face Sonny Siaki for the ICW World Heavyweight title. I could face the Caribbean Loser Carlito for Transatlantic title. And I could face the ICW Jobber Matt Hardy to a match on ICW. Who knows really. And listen up to everyone on the ICW Roster, because I have something to say to all of you! If any of you guys face me in a match, it won't be an easy one for both of us. I will do anything I can to win any match that I am in, if any of you slap me across the face or do any cheap shots on me. I will take your ass out and Spear your ass until you're knocked out. So let this be a message for all of the ICW Superstars..... This will be a Warning for all of you..... You better watch out for the Rated R Superstar, Edge! Because he is comin to ICW!

*Edge laughs and walks away with Gene Okerlund confused and terrified of Edge. And the show ends in another commercial break*