n00b Invitational Post

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

The ROH logo flashes across the screen as we are taken inside an empty arena with a single chair in the middle of the ring with a figure occupying it. Camera's shift to get a close up on the man, which is shown to be ROH's own General Manager Billy Olson.



Ring of Honor General Manager Billy Olson


Hello, and Welcome to ROH. As you know by now, many people have walked through these arena's, walked down that very ramp, and entered this very ring I am in now. A lot of blood has been split, tears have been shed, and sweat has slicked the ring. The superstars come in every night and give it all they have for you, the wrestling audience. They truly have the heart of a champion. The question is, do you? We are about to find out as you step foot in the squared circle and face all comers, try to win titles, then defend them against a roster full of talented athletes. So without any further adu, let's see if you got what it takes.



As the scene fades out we are taken to a new screen that reads "Choose Your Fate" and we see the entire roster for ROH assembled onto the screen. An arrow scrolls down and we are taken to a large picture that reads "Raven" we then see a side screen that shows his finishers.



Finishing Moves


Chaos Theory (Facing Groggy opponent)


Anarchy Lock (Near downed opponent's legs)



In another menu we see the attributes of Raven



Attributes


Strength: 7.5


Submission: 9


Durability: 8.5


Technique: 9


Speed: 8.5


Charisma: 10


Hardcore: 10


Stamina: 9


Overall: 97



The arrow selects Raven and we are taken to a side screen that reads "Default Manager On/Off, the option is turned on, and the side screen pop's up and shows the default manager of Raven is Riot. Once both are confirmed we are taken to a screen that asks if the selection was correct. Arrow highlights Yes and we are taken to a new screen



Chapter One: The n00b Invitational




The screen a dark for a bit but suddenly we are shown a screen of both Raven and Riot side by side as they are walking down a hallway hand in hand



The Dark Lord Raven



It looks like our time has come. We shall both accomplish our goals of keeping the Alpha IC title around my waist at any cost. This is our time to show to everyone just how great we really are.



The Shadow Goddess Riot


So what are we waiting for? Let's go out there and kick some ass!




Both of them take a deep breath and prepare to walk out to the ring as the screen is blank for a few seconds



This Is The Virus, The Virus of Life



The screen flashes a new image of a full arena with a packed crowd as "Suck It Up" by Hed p.e. begins to play over the P.A. The sound of JR's voice can be heard greeting us



Jim Ross



Hello everyone and welcome to ROH. I am Jim Ross alongside Jerry "The King" Lawler, and what a match we have for you folks this week. In it's debut, The Dark Lord Raven, is set to debut his "n00b Invitational"




Jerry Lawler


You aren't kidding JR, Raven's own tournament is set to begin and I predict he will dominate it.



During the chorus of Suck It Up, Raven and Riot emerge through the smoke that was emerging from the entrance ramp and are greeted with a chorus of boos




Jim Ross



And here is the man who devised this little challenge, will he have a good outing in it's very first match or will it backfire on him.




Jerry Lawler



Start thinking on the bright side JR, I am sure Raven will be very impressive.



On the ramp Raven spins Riot around and they whisper to each other and begin to walk down the ramp and in hand, the Alpha IC title firmly around his waist, as the camera zooms in to read "n00b A55a55in" on the name plate. Raven let's go of Riot's hand and slides under the bottom rope to enter the ring as he lays in the center of the ring watching Riot scale the steps to enter the ring.




Jim Ross



You have to wonder King, what role will Riot play in all of this? Will she interfer at all, she could be the person who decides the outcome of this match.



In the ring, Riot walks over to Raven as he gets up to one knee and she bends down and lightly kisses him on the forehead, as he stands up and walks over to the turnbuckles and climbs up the ropes and does the Crucifix pose, as the crowd boos even louder he unclips the belt from his waist and hoists it above his head as a barage of fireworks errupt from inside the ring. As Raven jumps down and the fireworks stop, he motions for a mic as his music fades. The screen momentarily fades out. When the screen is back in focus Raven is in the ring about to speak.




The Dark Lord Raven



Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to the debut of the n00b Invitational. This concept was thought up by myself as a way to give a few unknown people out there a chance to shine in the big time, against a superstar of my calibar. The rules of the n00b Invitational are quite simple, anything goes, all weapons are welcome to be used in the match, to win the match you simply must pin or force your opponent to submit. Should I be the one to actually lose, which I doubt will happen, the winner will be the new Alpha IC champion. Do not get your hopes up, I do not plan on losing.




The crowd boos loudly as they are not taking a liking to the self proclaimed Dark Lord



The Dark Lord Raven



You people have enough nerve to call yourself smart wrestling fans, yet here you are booing me, the most talented wrestler to ever grace an ROH ring, some fans you are, nothing but fickle minded sheep, but that is fine with me as I could care less what you people think. Now, without any further adu, will tonight's challenger make his way to the ring.



Jim Ross



Who do you think it could be King? He said that he is giving a shot to anyone who has not had a lot of exposure in the wrestling world, so it could be a lot of people.




Jerry Lawler


But whoever it is, I am sure they will choke under all the pressure of being out here, in front of all these fans and under the bright lights. Fear will get the best of them.



As Raven is shown looking at the entrance way from the ring, some music starts to play over the P.A. System as we await to see who is going to accept the challenge. As the music plays, a figure steps out onto the ramp as the crowd does not seem to remember who this man is. The screen widens and we see that it is former WWE Tough Enough winner and former Hardcore Champion Maven standing atop the ramp.



Jim Ross


It's Maven King, former WWE Superstar and Tough Enough winner, it looks like he is going to be the first competetor in the n00b Invitational.



Jerry Lawler[/COLOR]


Maven, that guy from Tough Enough, what is he doing here?



Maven walks down to the ring, a bit of conmfidence can be seen as he sprints up the steps and hops over the top rope and walks directly over to Raven.



The Dark Lord Raven



Cut the music, cut the music. Maven. You are my first opponent for the n00b Invitational?




Maven nods his head and points to the title around Raven's shoulder



The Dark Lord Raven


Oh this? It won't be leaving me tonight you can count on that. Ref whenever you are ready.


The ref rings the bell as Raven hands him his title and he holds high over his head, showing the crowd what's on the line tonight. Two name bars can be seen on top of the screen, one for Raven, one for Maven, both have small body icons located near their names, along with a bar that has a small amount of blue in them.



With his back turned to Raven, Raven quickly charges at Maven and nails him in the back of the head with a fist that sends Maven to the mat in a hurry. As Maven is down, he pounds on his face with closed right fists as the ref can do nothing as their are no rules




Jim Ross


What a no good rotten bastard, he is taking any adventage he can get.




Raven helps Maven tp his feet only to knock him down with another right hand, the tiny body icon of Maven shows that his head is in the yellow zone, and his momentum meter is nearly empty, as Raven's is close to being full. Riot quickly hurries over to the time keeper's area and folds up a chair and slides it into the ring.



Jerry Lawler


It's all legal JR, anything goes, and it looks like weapons are about to be introduced into the match.



Raven sees the chair in the ring and picks it up as Maven staggers to his feet, he seems to get his balance and turns right into a brutal chair shot that crashes over his head. The bar below Raven's name is flashing brightly, but reads that is has been stored. Maven's body icon shows that his head is now in orange, as Raven continues to assualt him with the chair, all across his body as the icon by Maven is now all yellow. As Maven finally starts to get up Raven stalks to the other side of the ring and crouches down.




Jerry Lawler


Whatever Raven has in mind, it can't be good for Maven.




Maven finally manages to clear the cobwebs, but is quick to see that Raven is running at him full speed and uncoils with a Brutal Spear dubbed the "Dark Assassin" that sends Maven down to the mat in pain as it shows his torso is now in orange. Raven is shown smiling down at the fallen body of Maven, as he bends down and starts to pull him to his feet, Maven wobbly stands as Raven gears back and kick him between the legs and drops Maven with the Chaos Theory that turns Maven's head icon red. Maven is somewhat unconsious as Raven makes the quick cover and the ref counts him out and the bell sounds. The screen turns black again for a few seconds before the screen picks up again



Lillian Garcia


Here is your winner of the n00b Invitational, Raven!!!



Jim Ross



My god King, Raven showed no mercy, he was relentless in his attack of Maven, he had no chance.



Jerry Lawler


It goes to show you JR, Raven is not the kind of guy you want to mess with. I feel bad for anyone else foolish enough to attempt his challenge.




Back in the ring, Riot helps put the Alpha IC title around Raven's waist as they embrace as Suck It Up plays throughout the arena as the crowd boos the duo loudly. They both exit the ring and begin to walk up the ramp, both turning aound to smirk at the fallen body of Maven in the ring as the screen is blank again




After the match is over, we are taken to another shot of the Ring of Honor general manager, Billy Olson




Billy Olson



Nice work. You do have what it takes. But this is just the beginning, a lot more opponents are out there, just waiting to challenge you are knock you off the top, are you up to the challenge of showing all of them you deserve you spot on top? Only time will tell, I wish you luck on the rest of your journey.



The screen fades out for a final time

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

Chapter Two: Defying the Odds[/color][/b]




The ROH logo flashes across the screen as we are taken inside an empty arena with a single chair in the middle of the ring with a figure occupying it. Camera's shift to get a close up on the man, which is shown to be ROH's own General Manager Billy Olson.



Ring of Honor General Manager Billy Olson



Hello again. I see you are eager to continue your path to greatness, but being eager could lead you to dissapointment. Remember, just because you have talent, does not mean you will always win, you have to out-think your opponents. You also will have to face sudden changes, we shall see how well you can adapt to new events. Let us begin.



As the scene fades out we are taken to a new screen that reads "Choose Your Fate" and we see the entire roster for ROH assembled onto the screen. An arrow scrolls down and we are taken to a large picture that of a man "Raven" we then are given the option if we wish to continue. The arrow highlights "Yes" as the screen shifts to our character "The Dark Lord" lounging about in his locker room, where he is reading his upcoming match out loud.



The Dark Lord Raven


Congratulations on your first victory, but as they say do not get too cocky. You still have a lot to prove, not only to all of the fans, but most importantly to yourself. Do you have what it takes to hold onto that belt? Take on all comers? Face multiple opponent's at once? We will find out tonight just how much adversity you can handle. You have two options for tonight's n00b Invitational. They are as follows.



As Raven continues to read out loud a prompt pops up on the screen revealing the two choices for the matches



Match decision


A: Take on Two opponents in a handicap match.


B. Team with Riot to take on the two opponents, plus a diva of their choosing



An arrow goes down to option "B" as the decision is made, we are then asked if we are happy with this decision. The arrow highlights "Yes" As the prompt screen fades we are then taken back to the locker room with Raven inside.



The Dark Lord Raven


I mean, how hard can facing two random idiots be, plus with Riot by my side, she can easily kick the stuffing on whichever diva they selected. Once again, I shall prove to everyone that I am the best thing to ever happen to professional wrestling, and RoH in general.




As Raven is shown getting off the couch and placing the title around his waist, his partner for the match Riot steps into view accepting her role in the match.



The Shadow Goddess Riot


I heard about the match tonight. I can't wait to team with you tonight and kick all their asses. No matter the odds, we shall always wind up victorious.



Raven smiles at Riot as the duo are shown heading towards the door and walking down the hallway to the ring. As the screen fades out we are given a prompt screen that reads "Alternate Match Attire On/Off" The arrow selects On and the pop up asks if these settings are alright, the arrow selects Yes and the screen is blank for a few seconds




This Is The Virus, The Virus of Life





The screen flashes a new image of a full arena with a packed crowd as "Suck It Up" by Hed p.e. begins to play over the P.A. The sound of JR's voice can be heard greeting us




Jim Ross



Hello everyone and welcome to ROH. I am Jim Ross alongside Jerry "The King" Lawler, and what a match we have for you folks this week. Last week, in the debut of his own n00b Invitational, Raven defeated his challenger Maven in a pretty one sided victory, can he go 2 for 2 tonight, or will someone be able to stop him?



Jerry Lawler



I don't know about that JR, Raven is a very tough wrestler, I am sure he can take on anyone who gets in his way, and I am sure that is what he will do tonight.




During the chorus of Suck It Up, Raven and Riot emerge through the smoke that was emerging from the entrance ramp and are greeted with a chorus of boos




Jim Ross



Well, there is the duo, but what is that they are wearing?





Jerry Lawler



I am not sure JR, maybe tonight's match is a Halloween Costume party. But they sure look cool.



The camera pans back to the entrance ramp, it shows Raven, decked in a blue "Professor Chaos" shirt, a blue mask covering his nose and mouth area, with a traditional blue belt around his waist, which we can faintly see as the Alpha IC title is adorned around his waist, the glint of gold un-mistakable. The camera shifts to see Riot, who is also wearking a blue mask covering her nose and mouth area, with blue gloves on her hands, and a pair of blue boots with blue flames on them. Raven spins Riot around and they whisper to each other and begin to walk down the ramp hand in hand, the Alpha IC title firmly around his waist, as the camera zooms in to read "n00b A55a55in" on the name plate. Raven let's go of Riot's hand and slides under the bottom rope to enter the ring as he lays in the center of the ring watching Riot scale the steps to enter the ring. In the ring, Riot walks over to Raven as he gets up to one knee and she bends down and lightly kisses him on the forehead, as he stands up and walks over to the turnbuckles and climbs up the ropes and does the Crucifix pose, as the crowd boos even louder he unclips the belt from his waist and hoists it above his head as a barage of fireworks errupt from inside the ring. As Raven jumps down and the fireworks stop, he motions for a mic as his music fades. The screen momentarily fades out. When the screen is back in focus Raven is in the ring about to speak.







The Dark Lord Ninja Master


In last weeks debut of the n00b Invitational, I, The Dark Lord had a rather fitting victory over the nitwit known as the"Guy from Tough Enough" I was rather disapointed by the lack of talent that man displayed. I want actual wrestlers to face me in this match, not second rate hack jobs such as Maven.




Jim Ross


What a man, the arrogance is sickening, he must feel real happy with himself after he battered Maven.




The Dark Lord Ninja Master



Tonight's match will be no exception, which leads to the outfits we are wearing tonight. Tonight's n00b Invitational is a very special one. The theme is Ninja's and Lesbo's. Yes, you heard me correctly, before I came out here, I was notified about who was taking the challenge tonight, and I decided it was only fitting to dress for the occasion.




Jerry Lawler



Did I just hear him correctly, did Raven just say "Lesbo's"?!



The Dark Lord Ninja Master



As well as the proper outfits, I felt that we needed a special guest announcer for tonight's match, so ladies and gentleman, please give a nice hand to tonight's special announcer, directly from Outworld, I give to you, The Dragon King, Onaga!!!




Jim Ross


Onaga? Special announcer? What is he talking about?



Some errie martial arts music begins to play as the stage breaks out into flames as fire begins to rise from the entrance ramp. Slowly, a giant beast with wings makes his way onto the ramp as the crowd gasps loudly as the camera transfixes on him.








As the beast begins to walk slowly down the ramp, he pauses to let out a loud growl as he flies up and stomps down on the ramp rather hard, causing the entire arena to shake for a few seconds. He spits out a fire ball that sends fans ducking under their seats for cover as he flies over to his special announce table and procedes to smash it to bits as the music stops.




The Dark Lord Ninja Master



Well then, not the entrance I was expecting, but it will do none the less, now, onto my opponent's, come out here and the match shall be underway.




The Dragon King Onaga


Argghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!





Jerry Lawler



What do you think he said JR?




Jim Ross



I honestly don't know, I don't think I want to know actually.



Some new music hits the P.A. which sounds a lot like a typical generic hero song as out steps two men, side by side, wearing what seems to be almost identical outfits. The camera zooms in on both men, as they look on at Raven with confidence.












As the two men step forward, they are joined by a fairly pale dark haired female, who seems to be clutching what seems to be tissues in one hand, as her other hand is busy applying them up into her nose, as an apparent nose bleed is occuring. As the camera zooms over her, the audio feed can pick up the female shouting.



The Hideous Lesbo Claire Chambers



Damnit!!! Stop talking!!!! I can't take these voices anymore!!!! Make them go away!!! Please, take me to a well lit room, my headache gets worse with the lights on. You won't get away with this, I will get my Happiness!!!



As the woman is spouting useless words, the scene fades out for a bit, as it fades back in, we are seen the Momentum meters, the body icons, all the participants are ready to go as the ref starts the bout. In deciding who goes first, Taven and Daegon are seen pushing one another back and forth to see who will start the match.




The Edenian Joker Taven


Silence my foul brother, it will be I who starts this match. As the son of the Edenian gods Argus and Delia, it is my sworn duty to make sure Edenia is safe.




The Younger Edenian Joker Daegon


Silence. It is I, son of Argus and Delia who will reign supreme, furthermore, it is my quest to vanquish all of those who are good and wholesome, so dear brother you shall feel my wrath of vengeance.




The Dragon King Onaga


Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ooooooooooooooooooooo gussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Deeeeeellllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh





Jerry Lawler



Pay him no mind, I am sure he will go away shortly.




Back in the ring, Taven and Daegon are seen rolling around the ring, trying to land punches to the other man's face, as Raven is shown watching the whole melee, he spies Claire on the apron getting some spare tissues out of her pocket. He quickly turns to Riot and tags her in as she rushes over to Claire and forces her into the ring by yanking her over the ropes and begins to stomp away at her with ruthless agression. Raven stands on the apron and just gloats to the crowd the entire time, his momentum meter is seen filling





The Dragon King Onaga




Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggguuuuuuuuusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!! Eddddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeniahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh





As Onaga bellows out words, the camera pans over to where Riot is as Claire's head icon is already in orange damage as her nosebleed is getting even worse as Riot sends her down to the mat with the Broken Halo that sends Claire to the canvas and lays her out cold. Meanwhile, Taven and Daegon are still shown grappling madly in the ring as Raven is shown entering the ring and reaching for an item in a pouch located in his back pocket. Taven and Daegon see what he is doing and begin to charge at him screaming that he is going to destroy us all, as Raven just smirks at then then quickly throws his hand forward showing a barage of ice cubes headed towards both men as they connect and send them to the mat in a hurry as Raven stands over both men and places a hand on both of their chests as the ref counts them out




Lillian Garcia


Here is your winner of the n00b Invitational, Raven and Riot!!!




Back in the ring, Riot helps put the Alpha IC title around Raven's waist as they embrace as Suck It Up plays throughout the arena as the crowd boos the duo loudly. They both exit the ring and begin to walk up the ramp, both turning around to smirk at the fallen bodies of Taven, Daegon, and Claire. Onaga is shown getting up and spitting fireballs towards all the fans as he hops up and flies into the ring, standing above the bodies of the fallen victims, he lifts them up and procedes to spit out fire on them that causes them to be burned alive. The screen fades out and you can hear the screams as we are taken to another empty room.




Billy Olson



So, you got another win under your belt nice job. You are going places fast. You proved to me and yourself that you are able to take on any challenge, no matter how strange they might be. I am happy with your progress, you shall continue on this path until you are a legend in this industry. You have a long road ahead of you, but you have the tools to get it down. I shall be watching.




The screen fades out for a final time

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

The ROH logo flashes across the screen as we are taken inside an empty arena with a single chair in the middle of the ring with a figure occupying it. Camera's shift to get a close up on the man, which is shown to be ROH's own General Manager Billy Olson.



Ring of Honor General Manager Billy Olson


Hello, and Welcome to ROH. As you know by now, many people have walked through these arena's, walked down that very ramp, and entered this very ring I am in now. A lot of blood has been split, tears have been shed, and sweat has slicked the ring. The superstars come in every night and give it all they have for you, the wrestling audience. They truly have the heart of a champion. The question is, do you? We are about to find out as you step foot in the squared circle and face all comers, try to win titles, then defend them against a roster full of talented athletes. So without any further adu, let's see if you got what it takes.



As the scene fades out we are taken to a new screen that reads "Choose Your Fate" and we see the entire roster for ROH assembled onto the screen. An arrow scrolls down and we are taken to a large picture that reads "Raven" and the prompt asks if we would like to continue. The arrow highlights "Yes" and we are taken to a scene where we see The Dark Lord and Riot waiting in line at an airport.




The Dark Lord Raven



How much longer do I have to wait? I mean, I am the biggest star in all of wrestling, yet here I am, waiting behind these people, these common, boring, average people. What kind of service is this? If I don't get first class seats, I am going to tear this place apart.





The Dark Goddess Riot



Calm down Raven, I am sure we will get seats away from these pathetic people. People of our status should not even be in the same building as these people, let alone share an airplane with them.




The Dark Lord Raven


I agree, but it will all be worth it in the end, when we arrive and I will show just how dominate I am when I defeat the best that AAA has. But ti won't stop there, I shall travel all over the place and prove to everyone that I am the best wrestler in the world, not to mention the most dominate champion.



As the line slowly begins to creep forward, a large group of tall african american men enter the airport. The man in front, wearing a ton of chains, a baggy jersey, and pants falling down to his ankles walks over to a near by sound system and places a disc from his front pocket into the system as he gets everyone's attention.




The Unknown Gangsta[/color]



Ay yo, we all gunna get it poppin' up in hurr, ya herd? Yo, Little Deezie, go on and blast that joint, and let's get crunk.



The large man walks towards the sound system and presses a button that begins to emit a bunch of generic rap music as the small man begins to sing over the music




The Extremly Talented? Hurricane Chris


Dis by ma heat. A Bay Bay, A Bay Bay, A Bay Bay. I in da club hollrin' A Bay Bay, A Bay Bay, A Bay Bay It be my birthday A Bay Bay, A Bay Bay, A Bay Bay I up in da Chuck E. Cheese A Bay Bay, A Bay Bay, A Bay Bay. I drink my apple juice A Bay Bay, A Bay Bay, A Bay Bay Now when I holla A Bay Bay, Im finna get my groove on Its so hot up in da club That i aint got no shoes on. No money to be me no Pay Less, I rock it barefoot, I ain't got no talent, so I gots ta join a dance troop. Holdin up a big stack of dem honeys In a rubberband So dont ask me for no cash Cause im not that other man Everybody trippin cause im limpin when im walkin And im pimpin when im talkin Them boys in the back They be rollin up they dopey And they blow until choke cuz I'm hung like ole smokey. And thats what got his got his game flossin Wen i see a bad chick im hollerin out A Bay BayHope ya'll aint with your boyfriendCuz i dont care what they sayAnd i dont care what he say, or she say cuz I'm a raging gay. I eat my tv dinner and go A Bay Bay, A Bay Bay, A Bay Bay I see this potted plant and go A Bay Bay, A Bay Bay, A Bay Bay Hurricane Katrina just hit ma house and I say A Bay Bay, A Bay Bay, A Bay Bay Tried to get drunk as a skunk And put the keys in the wrong car Prolly got drunk as a skunk
And put the keys in the wrong car, yo what a stupid broad, I shout at her A Bay Bay, A Bay Bay, A Bay Bay someone stole my crayons I go A Bay Bay, A Bay Bay, A Bay Bay I be flossin to dem grannies A Bay Bay, A Bay Bay, A Bay Bay.




The music stops and the young man is proud of his performance, the camera pans around and shows Raven just staring at the man, with an odd look on his face



The Dark Lord Raven



Can someone tell me, what the hell that was? I mean, I have heard a lot of crap before, but this, this just took the cake. I think my IQ just dropped a ton right there. You my friend have no talent at all, and this proves why I hate rap.



The Extremly Talented? Hurricane Chris


Yo man, you just jealous of ma flow and my beatz, I tore it up in here, ya feel me, it got hoppin and poppin, straight buggin.




The Dark Lord Raven



Please stop talking, your words are hurting my head. I don't know what you did, but it was garbage plain and simple. You need to get a new profession.



The small man takes offense to this and takes off his chains and gets in Raven's face



The Dark Lord Raven



Look little man, you do not want to be up in my face right now. I suggest your posse here gets you out of my sight, before I take matters into my own hands.



Raven pushes Hurricane Chris, and he falls down and lands on his ass, he backs away on the floor and tells his posse to run away



The Dark Lord Raven


That guy was a joke, not to mention my head is still hurting. Garbage like that is bad for my head.




The Dark Goddess Riot



While his whole spaz out was going on, we did manage to get to the front of the line, and I already got both our tickets so we can already begin to board the plane for our flight.



The Dark Lord Raven



What would I do without you Riot? I would be a mess, and still have this horrible headache. Let's get on the place before we get another reject singing a sorry ass song.




Raven and Riot both walk through the turnstyle and flash their tickets to the boarding man, he ok's them and they begin their walk onto the plane.



The Dark Lord Raven



Just think, in a few hours, I will be in Mexico, beating their asses all over the ring, Dark Lord Style.



Raven enters the plane and takes a seat near the back, Riot sitting next to him as the polit begins to speak




The Airline Pilot


Good afternoon. We will now begin our flight to Mexico City, Mexico. Please fasten your seatbelts and keep them buckled at all times.



The Dark Lord Raven



Wow, I would have never figured that out, my goodness this guy is so smart. What a joke. Good thing I brought my Nintendo DS with me, I need something to keep me occupied on this boring ass trip. Let's see where we are, ah it seems I am well beyond where my friend Devine is. He was at this very forrest yelling at that whore named Cheryl and her braindead Chansey, that is why she fails. Like the rest of this game, it's too easy, but Cheryl is a stupid whore, a ploy to bore the gamer into an enraged state.




A little kid is seen turning around in their seat watching as Raven plays on the DS



The Dark Lord Raven


What the hell are you looking at pipsqueak? Shouldn't you be singing along to your Barney ABC's or something?





The Snot Nose Kid[/color]


I chose Turtwig, it's the best ever. He is strong and knows awesome moves. You should have picked him




The Dark Lord Raven



You got to be kidding me, such a stupid ass kid. Only brain dead people pick Turtwig, it's all about Piplup. That is why you will never beat the game and be stuck in loserville fo all your life.




The little kid turns around and begins to cry as the scene fades out








Scene Two: AAA's Nightmare has Arrived




As the scene returns, we see Raven and Riot walking through an airport with their bags as they look for their translator to escort them to the arena




The Dark Lord Raven




How the hell are we going to find him? They all look the same, this is going to take forever.



The Dark Goddess Riot



Maybe that is him, as he is holding a sign that has both our names on it.



The Dark Lord Raven



I knew that, really I did.




The duo approaches the man who smiles at them and begins to speak in a heavy Hispanic accent




The Mexican Translator Marco



Bienvinedos and welcome to Mexico, I am your guide Marco, and I shall lead you to the AAA arena. Now please follow me.




The Dark Lord Raven



Would you uh, please uh follow me uh, I am Marco, the Mexican Hat Dancer, look at me.




The Dark Goddess Riot



Shhh, he might be able to hear you, you don't want him to hit you with a Taco now do you?




The Dark Lord Raven




I don't know, I am kind of hungry. I hope the Arena is not too far from here.





Raven and Riot follow Marco to his truck as they climb in and he begins to drive to the arena




The Mexican Translator Marco



We shall be there in about Cinco Minuetos. Not long at all.



The Dark Lord Raven


I knew I should have paid more attention in High School Spanish, I am totally lost when this moron speaks in his spanish.



The camera fades for a moment, when the scene picks up again, we see Raven and Riot standing outside the AAA building, preparing for their upcoming match with one of their finest talents



The Dark Lord Raven



So, this is it? This is my first victim of the n00b Invitational World Tour. No matter who it is, I shall destroy this person, and be one step closer to claiming my spot on top of the wrestling mountatin.




The Dark Goddess Riot



Once you do that, you will prove to the world, that younger is indeed better. You can take on all challenges whether in the states our outside of them, and no matter what, I am always behind you, cause together, no one can stop us.



The Dark Lord Raven



I couldn't have said it better myself. Look out AAA, The Dark Lord is coming for you. This is one Virus you can't kill, can't cure, and can't defeat. Will you survive, I would not count on it.





After the scene ends we are taken to another scene



Billy Olson



Nice work. You do have what it takes. But this is just the beginning, a lot more opponents are out there, just waiting to challenge you are knock you off the top, are you up to the challenge of showing all of them you deserve you spot on top? Only time will tell, I wish you luck on the rest of your journey.



The screen fades out for a final time







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