Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Jul 15, 2008 0:08:08 GMT -5
Suffa by Hed p.e. begins to play as the RoH logo flashes over the screen. We are taken to a full arena as the camera pans around the fans in attendence holding up their signs and bursting full of energy. A small graphic shows up and says we are in the AT&T Center in San Antonio, Texas.
ECW's Dumbass: Joey Styles
Hello everyone and welcome to RoH, I am Joey Styles along with my broadcast partners, Tazz and Bret Hart, and what a show we have for you.
The Human Suplex Machine: Tazz
Are you done boring the people in attendence Joey? Don't make me have to choke you out. But, you are right, we do have a great show tonight. The Rated R Superstar, Edge will be making his long awaited debut here in RoH.
Bret "The Hitman" Hart
My fellow Canadian, The Dark Lord Raven will cripple this so called "mystery opponent" I hope he doesn't hurt him too badly.
As the announcers are talking the familiar opening of Shawn Michael's theme blares over the sound system as the sold out crowd jumps to their feet and screams loudly as their hometown hero is set to appear in front of the red hot crowd.
ECW's Dumbass: Joey Styles
It's Shawn Michaels, the Heartbreak Kid is here in RoH!!!
Tazz and Bret shake their heads as the music is still playing, all of the sudden words are heard being spoken over the sound system.
??
Fuck...you...Shawn!
I think you're gay.
I know you're queer.
You've got the looks
That make me puke out my guts.
As the words are heard a figure appears from behind the curtain, The Dark Lord Raven and Riot step onto the stage as the crowd is loud with boos. They walk down the ramp slowly as he sings along to the music
You've got the moves
That let me beat you.
You send vomit
Up and down my throat.
You're just HB-Gay (HB-Gay-ay)
Your career is washed away
He pauses from singing to slide into the ring as he basks in the boos and jeers from the crowd as the music keeps playing.
The Human Suplex Machine: Tazz
This man is greatness folks. I don't think I have laughed that much in my life... aside from laughing at this geek next to me.
Bret "The Hitman" Hart
You said it Tazz, Raven is full of natural Charisma, most people would dream to have the ability that us Canadians have.
ECW's Dumbass: Joey Styles
What a disgrace, they wanted to see Shawn Michaels, not this snot nosed kid.
The Human Suplex Machine: Tazz
Disrespect Raven one more time and I will choke your ass out.
The music fades out as Raven stands in the center of the ring, smirking at the rowdy fans who shower him with chants of "You Suck" The camera zooms in on a guy holding a sign that reads " HBK will save us from Raven" Raven shakes his head and begins to address the fans.
The Dark Lord Raven
Not who you expected eh? I take it you wanted to see your hometown boy, Shawn Michaels? You wanted to see the Show Stoppa, the Main Event, The Icon. Well, all of you lucked out, you got something even better than H-B-Gay, you got The Dark Lord, the greatest wrestler of all time.
Raven slowly pushes his hair back as the crowd unleashes a flurry of boos on the confident Dark Lord.
The Dark Lord Raven
Yes, unlike all of you nimrods, I solved the mystery code as soon as it appeared. HBK is coming back to save RoH from your saving grace, myself. Let me assure all of you, that will NOT happen. HBK's best days are behind him, he is nothing but a washed up, has-been, who is pretending to be a Cowboy. I mean, I was shocked he didn't come here wearing a cowboy hat, some chaps, and rode in on a horse with a fake badge on his vest. Afterall, we are in the hick capital of the world, Texas.
The crowd boos even louder and Raven laughs to himself, happy with how he insulted the crowd. He slowly brings the mic back to his lips as the crowd's boos die down.
The Dark Lord Raven
I am going to take great pride in getting HBK in this ring and beating the hell out of him. Not only for me, but for that man right there, sitting at the broadcast table. This man, my hero, my idol. Bret Hart, a true inspiration, not only will I beat HBK for you Bret, I dedicate this match to all of the Canadians who were affected by the screw job.
Raven points to Bret Hart and nods at him, Bret responds with a Nod and mouths "Thank You" to Raven as the crowd continues to boo.
Bret "The Hitman" Hart
Raven, so full of respect. I am honored that he dedicated his match to me, and all of our fellow Canadians.
The Dark Lord Raven
So HBK, if you think you can beat me think again, this will be your first, and only match here in RoH, Mark my words, I promise you that I will.....
Raven's statement is interrupted as HBK's real theme song plays as the sold out crowd roars in approvement as Raven looks at the ramp, a hint of worry in his eyes. As the music plays out comes "HBK" in his normal pants, a shiny vest, as he dances all around the stage, and spins in circles as the crowd is stunned. "HBK" stops spinning, and falls to his knees, as he looks out to the crowd as the camera pans in closely and it shows that "HBK" is really Raven's Dead Pool partner, David Devine. The crowd instantly boos as Devine raises his arms as the barrage of pyro goes off behind him. The pyro stops and Devine gets up and motions to the ramp for someone to come out. A few moments pass and out comes Mickie James, in her Dead Pool attire as she joins Devine in walking down the ramp, occasionally glaring at the female fans who scream out to Devine as he does his HBK dance.
The Dark Lord Raven
Oh no. It's HBK. I am so scared now, I don't know what to do, I am so going to get my ass kicked now.
Raven and Riot laugh at his mock worryment as Devine climbs into the ring and once again dances around in circles, and flexes his arms up showing his guns off as the music stops.
The Dark Lord Raven
Now that, that is an entrance. Am I right, or am I right?
The crowd responds with more boos and chants of "Dead Pool Sucks"
The Dark Lord Raven
You people just don't appreciate true talent. Your hometown Savior is not true talent, and in our match I will show you all exactly what I mean. Me and Devine here are prime examples of true talent. We are young, we are talented, we are intelligent, and of course, we are so damn good looking. We have it all, and it makes all of you sick. To us, we take pride in your misfortune. Being a nice respectful person doesn't get you anywhere in this business today. It's not the 1960's where everyone is nice and get's along. Devine and Myself are going to kill the old school mind-set that all of you "fans" are used to, and when we do, we will stop alone at the top of the mountain, while all of you look up at us with envy.
The crowd boos even louder as the cocky Dead Pool leader pushes his blonde hair back. He brings the mic closer, as HBK's song is heard once again over the sound system, as the crowd roars for HBK as the Dead Pool looks on in amazement at the entrance ramp. The music continues to play as HBK steps onto the ramp in his gear, the camera pans over to HBK, but we can't see him. The cameraman re-focuses as we see HBK has shrunk. Back in the ring the entire Dead Pool group are laughing at the site of the midget HBK dancing. The midget dances his way down the ramp, and goes to leap into the ring, but can't get over the apron as Raven falls over and laughs as the crowd boos at the mocking of their hero.
The Human Suplex Machine: Tazz
This has to be the single most greatest moment I have ever been apart of. I love it.
HBK's music fades as the midget is finally able to get into the ring.
The Dark Lord Raven
Shawn, did you get yourself stuck in the dryer again? You are really bigger on tv, I mean, I am having a hard time seeing you right now. I always knew that you were a smaller man than I am, and in our match, I will show you how true it is. I am going to end your legacy right here in your hometown, in front of your family, your friends, your fellow wrestlers. After I am done with you, the name HBK will be a thing of the past, as I continue my climb to legendary status. Me and The Dead Pool will be the biggest stars this business has ever seen. This is not a threat, this is not a promise, this is a statement. For I am a Virus, a Virus that can't be cured, can't be killed, can't be rid of. The Dark Lord rules all, when you are in this ring you are in the Dead Pool's playground, and more importantly, you are at the mercy of The Dark Lord.
Raven quickly raises his foot a bit and gives the Midget HBK a Super Kick and knocks him to the canvas as the music hits again as Devine dances along to Raven's singing.
The Dark Lord Raven
Fuck...you...Shawn!
I think you're gay.
I know you're queer.
You've got the looks
That make me puke out my guts.
You've got the moves
That let me beat you.
You send vomit
Up and down my throat.
You're just HB-Gay (HB-Gay-ay)
Your career is washed away
The scene fades out with Tazz and Bret singing along to the song as the cameras fade out.
ECW's Dumbass: Joey Styles
Hello everyone and welcome to RoH, I am Joey Styles along with my broadcast partners, Tazz and Bret Hart, and what a show we have for you.
The Human Suplex Machine: Tazz
Are you done boring the people in attendence Joey? Don't make me have to choke you out. But, you are right, we do have a great show tonight. The Rated R Superstar, Edge will be making his long awaited debut here in RoH.
Bret "The Hitman" Hart
My fellow Canadian, The Dark Lord Raven will cripple this so called "mystery opponent" I hope he doesn't hurt him too badly.
As the announcers are talking the familiar opening of Shawn Michael's theme blares over the sound system as the sold out crowd jumps to their feet and screams loudly as their hometown hero is set to appear in front of the red hot crowd.
ECW's Dumbass: Joey Styles
It's Shawn Michaels, the Heartbreak Kid is here in RoH!!!
Tazz and Bret shake their heads as the music is still playing, all of the sudden words are heard being spoken over the sound system.
??Fuck...you...Shawn!
I think you're gay.
I know you're queer.
You've got the looks
That make me puke out my guts.
As the words are heard a figure appears from behind the curtain, The Dark Lord Raven and Riot step onto the stage as the crowd is loud with boos. They walk down the ramp slowly as he sings along to the music
You've got the moves
That let me beat you.
You send vomit
Up and down my throat.
You're just HB-Gay (HB-Gay-ay)
Your career is washed away
He pauses from singing to slide into the ring as he basks in the boos and jeers from the crowd as the music keeps playing.
The Human Suplex Machine: Tazz
This man is greatness folks. I don't think I have laughed that much in my life... aside from laughing at this geek next to me.
Bret "The Hitman" Hart
You said it Tazz, Raven is full of natural Charisma, most people would dream to have the ability that us Canadians have.
ECW's Dumbass: Joey Styles
What a disgrace, they wanted to see Shawn Michaels, not this snot nosed kid.
The Human Suplex Machine: Tazz
Disrespect Raven one more time and I will choke your ass out.
The music fades out as Raven stands in the center of the ring, smirking at the rowdy fans who shower him with chants of "You Suck" The camera zooms in on a guy holding a sign that reads " HBK will save us from Raven" Raven shakes his head and begins to address the fans.
The Dark Lord Raven
Not who you expected eh? I take it you wanted to see your hometown boy, Shawn Michaels? You wanted to see the Show Stoppa, the Main Event, The Icon. Well, all of you lucked out, you got something even better than H-B-Gay, you got The Dark Lord, the greatest wrestler of all time.
Raven slowly pushes his hair back as the crowd unleashes a flurry of boos on the confident Dark Lord.
The Dark Lord Raven
Yes, unlike all of you nimrods, I solved the mystery code as soon as it appeared. HBK is coming back to save RoH from your saving grace, myself. Let me assure all of you, that will NOT happen. HBK's best days are behind him, he is nothing but a washed up, has-been, who is pretending to be a Cowboy. I mean, I was shocked he didn't come here wearing a cowboy hat, some chaps, and rode in on a horse with a fake badge on his vest. Afterall, we are in the hick capital of the world, Texas.
The crowd boos even louder and Raven laughs to himself, happy with how he insulted the crowd. He slowly brings the mic back to his lips as the crowd's boos die down.
The Dark Lord Raven
I am going to take great pride in getting HBK in this ring and beating the hell out of him. Not only for me, but for that man right there, sitting at the broadcast table. This man, my hero, my idol. Bret Hart, a true inspiration, not only will I beat HBK for you Bret, I dedicate this match to all of the Canadians who were affected by the screw job.
Raven points to Bret Hart and nods at him, Bret responds with a Nod and mouths "Thank You" to Raven as the crowd continues to boo.
Bret "The Hitman" Hart
Raven, so full of respect. I am honored that he dedicated his match to me, and all of our fellow Canadians.
The Dark Lord Raven
So HBK, if you think you can beat me think again, this will be your first, and only match here in RoH, Mark my words, I promise you that I will.....
Raven's statement is interrupted as HBK's real theme song plays as the sold out crowd roars in approvement as Raven looks at the ramp, a hint of worry in his eyes. As the music plays out comes "HBK" in his normal pants, a shiny vest, as he dances all around the stage, and spins in circles as the crowd is stunned. "HBK" stops spinning, and falls to his knees, as he looks out to the crowd as the camera pans in closely and it shows that "HBK" is really Raven's Dead Pool partner, David Devine. The crowd instantly boos as Devine raises his arms as the barrage of pyro goes off behind him. The pyro stops and Devine gets up and motions to the ramp for someone to come out. A few moments pass and out comes Mickie James, in her Dead Pool attire as she joins Devine in walking down the ramp, occasionally glaring at the female fans who scream out to Devine as he does his HBK dance.
The Dark Lord Raven
Oh no. It's HBK. I am so scared now, I don't know what to do, I am so going to get my ass kicked now.
Raven and Riot laugh at his mock worryment as Devine climbs into the ring and once again dances around in circles, and flexes his arms up showing his guns off as the music stops.
The Dark Lord Raven
Now that, that is an entrance. Am I right, or am I right?
The crowd responds with more boos and chants of "Dead Pool Sucks"
The Dark Lord Raven
You people just don't appreciate true talent. Your hometown Savior is not true talent, and in our match I will show you all exactly what I mean. Me and Devine here are prime examples of true talent. We are young, we are talented, we are intelligent, and of course, we are so damn good looking. We have it all, and it makes all of you sick. To us, we take pride in your misfortune. Being a nice respectful person doesn't get you anywhere in this business today. It's not the 1960's where everyone is nice and get's along. Devine and Myself are going to kill the old school mind-set that all of you "fans" are used to, and when we do, we will stop alone at the top of the mountain, while all of you look up at us with envy.
The crowd boos even louder as the cocky Dead Pool leader pushes his blonde hair back. He brings the mic closer, as HBK's song is heard once again over the sound system, as the crowd roars for HBK as the Dead Pool looks on in amazement at the entrance ramp. The music continues to play as HBK steps onto the ramp in his gear, the camera pans over to HBK, but we can't see him. The cameraman re-focuses as we see HBK has shrunk. Back in the ring the entire Dead Pool group are laughing at the site of the midget HBK dancing. The midget dances his way down the ramp, and goes to leap into the ring, but can't get over the apron as Raven falls over and laughs as the crowd boos at the mocking of their hero.
The Human Suplex Machine: Tazz
This has to be the single most greatest moment I have ever been apart of. I love it.
HBK's music fades as the midget is finally able to get into the ring.
The Dark Lord Raven
Shawn, did you get yourself stuck in the dryer again? You are really bigger on tv, I mean, I am having a hard time seeing you right now. I always knew that you were a smaller man than I am, and in our match, I will show you how true it is. I am going to end your legacy right here in your hometown, in front of your family, your friends, your fellow wrestlers. After I am done with you, the name HBK will be a thing of the past, as I continue my climb to legendary status. Me and The Dead Pool will be the biggest stars this business has ever seen. This is not a threat, this is not a promise, this is a statement. For I am a Virus, a Virus that can't be cured, can't be killed, can't be rid of. The Dark Lord rules all, when you are in this ring you are in the Dead Pool's playground, and more importantly, you are at the mercy of The Dark Lord.
Raven quickly raises his foot a bit and gives the Midget HBK a Super Kick and knocks him to the canvas as the music hits again as Devine dances along to Raven's singing.
The Dark Lord Raven
Fuck...you...Shawn!
I think you're gay.
I know you're queer.
You've got the looks
That make me puke out my guts.
You've got the moves
That let me beat you.
You send vomit
Up and down my throat.
You're just HB-Gay (HB-Gay-ay)
Your career is washed away
The scene fades out with Tazz and Bret singing along to the song as the cameras fade out.
