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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Mar 8, 2008 0:05:28 GMT -5
*Both GMs are already at the stage on opposite sides of the stage with Iser wearing the Revolution T-Shirt, and Bischoff wearing a Breakdown T-Shirt.*
Bischoff: Welcome one and all to a special XWA DRAFT!
Iser: You see here fans, Mr Bischoff and I have agreed to split the roster up via way of a draft. We had a coin-flip to decide the first pick and Mr Bischoff has won the toss and elected to take the first pick obviously. Let me run by the rules real quick of this. The TV title will be going to Mr Bischoff, and the tag champs will be on my show...but if the tag champs are drafted by Bisch, the tag titles will be vacated. Since we have two other titles, we have agreed that both the Women's title, and the XWA Heavyweight title will be defended on BOTH brands. Now, Eric, please make your first selection.
*Bischoff flashes a smile*
Joey: Who will be the first pick?
Tazz: This is a historic moment.
Eric: Only one group deserves the spotlight of this particular pick. Who else does anyway? From the leader, to the tail end, this is the toughest group in wrestling's history, and the best dynasty since the nWo, or the 4 Horsemen. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you...exclusive to Breakdown, The Dead Pool!
Tazz: Wow!
Joey: I think I'm going to be sick...
Tazz: What a huge early pick by Eric Bischoff!
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Mar 8, 2008 0:47:23 GMT -5
As soon as Bischoff announces his draft choice "My Last Breath" (TNA Remix) hit's the PA system as the leader of the group, Raven comes out through the smoke, with a mic in hand, wearing his newly aquired Breakdown shirt as the fans in attendence boo the fastest rising star.
Joey: There is the man who will now call Breakdown his home.
Tazz: I am pumped!!!! Raven and the Dead Pool on my show!!!!! This is more exciting than me debuting in WWE in my hometown.
Raven: Well, first off, on behalf of the entire group, we just want to let you know Eric, you made the right choice. The Dead Pool are the franchise players of XWA, we are greatness. Unlike those rejects on Revolution, who have a hack as their General Manager, us on Breakdown have it all. A great boss, great talent, and an awesome announcer. Revolution has, a third rate GM, useless wrestlers, and their saving grace is one of their announcers.
The big screen shows GM Iser giving Raven the middle finger as the crowd roars with their approval
Joey: The boss giving Raven a piece of his mind.
Raven: Anyway, as I was rudely interruped, Breakdown is going to blow Revolution out of the water. It doesn't matter who Iser drafts, none of them can measure up to the greatness that is myself and The Dead Pool.
Raven smirks as the crowd showers him with boos and chants that he sucks
Raven: Another thing, I am very happy that I will go on a show where the fans appreciate me, unlike you pieces of trash. None of you know talent if it were right in front of your face, and it slapped you a few times. Good riddance to you all is what I say. To the rest of the people who get drafted to Breakdown, I hope you have health insurance, you sure will need it if you have to face any of us. The Dark Lord will cripple each and every one of you, along with The Dead Pool, we will make sure all of your lives are a living hell.
My Last Breath by Evanescence begins to play as Raven drops the mic and goes backstage as the crowd boos him loudly once again.
Tazz: Strong words by a very awesome person. Can't wait to see him on Breakdown.
Joey: So, is he done talking now?
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Mar 8, 2008 1:07:23 GMT -5
GM Iser: My ears are offically bleeding as my patience has already been worn thinner than Hogan's hair...but as for my first pick, I'm not gonna beat around the bush here, I want to absolutely kill this group's leader, but I admit that all FOUR members of this group, including their manager have exceptional skills. I here by give you, The Canadian Revolution.
Joey: OH my God.
Tazz: Revolution strikes back with a very good pick of their own.
*You think you know me*
*The fans boo upon the sound of the music as Edge comes out and gets right in the GM's face.*
Edge: I demand to be traded.
GM Iser: There isn't enough tissue paper to wipe your tears away with the amount of crying you do...learn to love it, learn to live with it because I promise with what I am going to do to you thanks to everything you've done to me...taking away my dreams of being champion...taking away my dream to main event Mania via Money in the Bank...so now...what goes around comes around.
Edge: You stupid son of a bitch! You arrogent little bastard, do you have any idea who the hell you are messing with.
GM Iser: A jackass of extreme proportions for starters...
*Edge gets really agitated. The fans are responding to everything...booing everything Edge says, and cheering everything Iser says.*
Edge: I AM THE RATED R SUPERSTAR! I HAVE HELD THIS BELT FIVE HUNDRED TIMES LONGER THAN YOU HAVE! I AM A MULTI TIME CHAMPION IN THE WWE! I AM---
GM Iser: Shut the fuck up. I had to deal with Raven's ego, and now yours. You two aren't any different...but since I'm dealing with you...I promise...as God as my witness when I am done with you, you will REALLY wish you were wrestling for peanuts in some dirt poor country in Africa.
*Edge flips the XWA title over his shoulder and leaves just sneering at his boss*
Joey: What a strong exchange between those two.
Tazz: Edge and Iser...you can just feel the hatred just simmering and it'll burst even bigger than it did at Mania eventually.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Mar 8, 2008 16:51:40 GMT -5
Eric looks like he's about ready to speak, but Iser cuts him off.
Iser: I hope you don't shove your head up Raven's ass. Really.
Eric: I am just gonna make the best TV possible.
Iser: By picking BMW with your second pick. That would be absolutely laughable. That would put a black eye onto the XWA brand...and I would feel ashamed to be associated by using that high of a draft pick on someone so lowly.
Eric: Alright...if you feel that way...my next pick on the Breakdown show will be...KANE!
Suddenly we hear a voice just shout.
Raven: WHAT!? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING BISCH!
The camera catches Iser pointing and laughing at Raven's misfortune. Raven turns around and gives Iser the middle finger.
Iser: What goes around just came around and kicked the Dark Lord in the balls.
Raven: I ought to disfigure your West Virginian face and rip your voice box out so I don't have to hear your West Virginian accent again.
Iser: I'm right here. Do it. I dare you.
Raven takes a step toward the GM.
Iser: Well? I have a damn concussion here, and I'm daring you to hit me!
Raven then takes a step back with a smirk now on his face as the fans boo him.
Raven: Another day...you'll get what you deserve...but Eric... do not make this type of mistake again...or I will make you regret it...I am the Dark Lord, and damn it Eric, you don't want to be treated as an exile in my kingdom. You people think it might be a dictatorship, and you are right...best part is...there is nothing you ignorant pieces of trailer park trash can do about it.
The fans boo as Raven heads backstage once more.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Mar 8, 2008 17:46:54 GMT -5
Iser smirks.
Iser: I should've drafted this guy with my first pick...ladies and gentlemen we have a huge addition to the roster...and to Revolution. This man has plenty of accomplishments. He's completed the Grand Slam in World Wrestling Entertainment. This man has also won the tag belts there, and he is one of the greatest entertainers and multi talented individuals that I have ever seen in my time following professional wrestling.
Bischoff: Get to the point already.
Iser: Dude, take a damn chill pill...but with that said...our newest addition will be...well I'll let the music speak for itself.
*Break the walls DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!*
Joey: Oh my God...
Tazz: No way...Iser pulls this one way from left field.
*Chris Jericho makes an appearance with a Revolution T-Shirt on*
Joey: Awesome pick.
Tazz: Damn it...I hope Bisch can come up with something to counter this one.
Y2J does his signature pose and then leaves as the crowd chants 'Y2J' quite loudly.
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Mar 8, 2008 17:47:52 GMT -5
Eric: Well, that pick was quite amusing. I didn't want to deal with the crybaby Y2J anyway, he would just whine and moan, I don't have time to babysit. Anyway, my next pick is someone who Raven has already beaten, so he should have no problems kicking his ass all over the building.
Iser: I am sorry Eric, but John Cena is not available to draft.
*The fans roar with laughter as Iser makes Eirc look bad*
Eric: Hahaah, that was so funny, that was about as funny as the Katie Vick storyline.
Tazz: What a low blow.
Eric: Anyway, my next pick is...... Mr. PPV ROB VAN DAM!!!!!!!!!
*A screen shows RVD backstage as he does his thumb point to himself as the crowds cheers and says his name along with him*
Joey: Nice pick by Eric.
Tazz: I can't wait for Raven to come and beat RVD again.
*My Last Breath (TNA Remix) hits the PA system again as Raven comes out and walks towards Eric and mocks RVD with his pose as the crowd boos loudly*
Eric: Wasn't that a great pick?
*Raven just laughs as stands next to Eric*
Joey: Oh great, we have to deal with The Dark Lord some more.
Tazz: Raven is back!!! Wooooohooooooo!!!!!!
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Mar 8, 2008 17:54:34 GMT -5
GM Iser: I'm sure this man is happy that he doesn't have to deal with you trying to get raped by Nash and Hogan in WCW on a daily basis.
Bisch: Hold on! WCW was a great success...
Iser: Until you brought that cock sucking faggot fucking dyke Hogan in...but my next pick...Mr Scott Levy, or better known as RaVen.
*Come out and Play then is heard as the fans already begin to jeer him*
Joey: Oh God, I was hoping he wouldn't get drafted so I wouldn't have to deal with Bret Hart.
Tazz: Wha? Are you nuts? I love the barbarisim that RaVen causes.
*RaVen appears on the titontron and just poses his trademark pose as the fans jeer.*
GM Iser: Now then...Bisch...for the respect of us all, when you try to make a come back, don't mention Katie Vick cause it was YOU who came up with Triple Biotch becoming a necorpheliac...that's wack...oh and it's your pick.
The fans chuckle at Iser verbally abusing Bischoff.
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Mar 8, 2008 17:55:35 GMT -5
Eric: Well, it's safe to say that our side got the better Raven.
Tazz: You said it.
Joey: Oh please.
Eric: Anyway, my next pick is going to top that, for my next pick I choose...
As Eric is about to talk, Raven leans in and whispers into Eric's ear.
Eric: Genius, you are so smart, that is why I picked you guys first.
Tazz: I wonder what Raven told him.
Joey: Nothing good I bet.
Eric: For my next pick I choose...... THE PEOPLE'S CHAMP, THE ROCK!!!!!
The crowd gets loud as The Rock's helicopter theme begins to play. Clad in a pair of jeans, sporting a Breakdown Shirt, and shades, out comes the People's champion to a mixed Reaction. He walks towards both GM's and raises his eyebrow and heads to the back.
Tazz: Breakdown got even bigger, we got The Rock.
Joey: More Egotistical people. Joy.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Mar 8, 2008 18:00:21 GMT -5
GM Iser: You take one third generation superstar...
Bisch: Yes? It was genious, wasn't it?
Iser: ...I'll gladly take the other.
Bisch begins to scowl.
Iser: You see ladies and gentlemen, unlike Bisch's third generation superstar, we get a guy who is much younger...the youngest world champion in WWE's history. My next pick is The Legend Killer...
Bisch: You son of a bitch.
Iser: Sue me...like you distastefully sued Ric Flair, jackass. My next pick...Randy Orton!
*Hey!*
The fans give a passionate mixed reaction, mostly boos as Randy comes out, a little upset that Bisch couldn't pick him earlier.
Iser: Like it or not Randy, you're with me, you can either bitch like Edge did, or use this to try to put you toward the top of the XWA food-chain.
*Orton strikes his pose as golden pyro falls behind him, and in front of the GMs, and Raven. Orton then leaves after doing his pose*
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Mar 8, 2008 18:02:19 GMT -5
Eric: I was going to take Randy!!!!! That is not fair!!!!
Iser is shown wiping away fake tears as he laughs at Eric
Eric: Fine, you smug piece of crap, for my next pick I take.... Jeff Hardy!!!!!
Raven looks at Eric, and then begins to laugh
Tazz: Jeff Hardy? I don't know Joey, he isn't that great.
Joey: I think Jeff will be fine, he has a lot of talent.
Jeff is shown on the titontron as the crowd cheers loudly as he does his handgun taunt. Raven is shown doing the same thing as Eric laughs at Raven's mocking of Hardy
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Mar 8, 2008 18:07:37 GMT -5
Iser: Alright asswipe. You and I will trade fast rising young stars. This man...he and I have been allies since the creation of this federation...
Eric: Blah blah blah blah...
Iser scowls at Bisch.
Iser: Natche was right about you...you are an obnoxious...overbearing asshole.
*The fans pop HUGE for that as Bisch looks like he's about to bust a blood vessil.*
Iser: I pick Mr CM Punk.
*This Fire Burns plays as Punk comes out with his X pose. Raven mocks the X pose behind Punks back and when CM turns around, Raven stops. Punk then stands next to the GM as Bisch has a mini conference with Raven about who will be picked next*
Joey: Iser played the safe pick there.
Tazz: I'm glad I don't have to deal with a Crazy Mariochi as Chavo called him.
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Mar 8, 2008 18:09:32 GMT -5
Eric: Straight Edge.... yeah right... for my next pick, I pick. Stevie Richards!
Tazz: Big Stevie Cool.
Joey: A bit of a suprise.
*Stevie is shown on the screen as the crowd gives him a nice reaction*
Tazz: Breakdown has one of ECW's Originals. Should be great.
Eric goes back and has a chat with Raven about future picks
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Mar 8, 2008 18:45:42 GMT -5
Iser: I'm gonna make this quite simple...this is the next pick for Breakdown, and I promise that now...well...there AIN'T NOW STOPPING HIM NOW!!!!!
*Shelton Benjamin comes out to a surprise pop*
Eric: You no good son of a bitch.
*Shelton just smirks as he gives Iser a quick high five.*
Iser: The best athlete in professional wrestling makes his home at Revolution. How DO you like me now?
*Bischoff scowls at Iser*
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Mar 8, 2008 18:47:47 GMT -5
Raven is shown whispering into Eric's ear
Eric: Are you sure?
Raven nods as Eric agrees
Eric: Ok then, our next pick to Breakdown is...... The Paragon of Virute: Elijah Burke!!!!
Tazz: A huge rising star in Elijah Burke is coming to Breakdown.
Joey: This could be good, but I bet it will be bad.
Elijah appears on the camera as he holds up his hand as we see "4-UP" written across.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Mar 8, 2008 18:59:57 GMT -5
Iser: Due to time constraints...this will be the last pick of the draft. Everyone else is considered a free agent that is under XWA contract, but I have a big new addition to end it.
Bisch: It'll be BMW.
*Raven and Bisch begin to chuckle*
Iser: Nope.
Bisch: Damn.
Iser: I got a new contract...the ink is still wet on this one...but the deal is done...I give you the new Phenom of the Xtreme Wrestling Asylum...
*Gong*
(The fans go BALLISTIC now)
Tazz: Oh my God...
Joey: No way...did the GM really pull this one off?
(Undertaker makes an appearance, stairing a hole right at the GM.)
Joey: It's Undertaker!
*gong*
Taker is now no longer there as Bisch is irate and Iser smirks.
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