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Post by The Human Cancer on Mar 1, 2008 23:45:06 GMT -5
Last week:
*Raven in confessional* Raven: Den........ Mother? *Freddie in confessional* Freddie: Let me at him, I will stab his faggot ass too. *Billdozer in confessional* Billdozer: I must be sober, I think I heard the words Den Mother.Ron: Yes, I do. You and Aubrey might be a "couple" but you will not insult Donnie over the fact, you stoled his woman. *Aubrey in confessional* Aubrey: Is stoled even a word? I wonder if Donnie paid him to say that. Raven: Yes he did. Ron: Who are you talking to? Raven: Myself. Got a problem with that? DIDN'T THINK SO!!! Why don't you go knit some socks or some shit while we get ready to record. Shot is live as we see Den Mother Ron alseep in his room. Camera zooms out as we see Raven and Billdozer come into the room quietly holding boxes os Saran Wrap. They each go to the opposite side of the bed and begin wrapping the Saran wrap around his bed, making it impossible for him to get out of bed. As they unravel the entire box of Saran wrap, Raven steps back as Billdozer nods his head. Raven: EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!!!!! As Raven shouts, Billdozer leaps into the air, bounces off the wall and crashes all his weight down onto Ron as he yelps out in pain Ron: OH EM GEE!!!! MY BACK IS CRUSHED!!!!!! Raven: That is the least of your problems Mary Poppins. Let's do it. Raven and Billdozer procede to flip the bed over making it impossible for Ron to get rightside up.
Diddy: Alright; Danity Kane, Tokyo Famous, and Donnie have spent these last weeks recording their albums... Next week, they be doin' a live show as a release party for their CDs. It's gonna be rough next week with preparation and putting together everything they learned to put on a show fo' da fans. So this week, they're gettin' some time off to kick back n' relax... I ain't gonna watch em, neither are Willie and Big Mike. Let's get started! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The opening graphic flashes across the screen as we see different shots of the events that have occurred this season.
*Freddie in confessional; voiceover of live shot of the room. Freddie seems to be hobbling around a bit, and collapses onto the couch*
Freddie: During the game two weeks ago, I kicked Donnie in the head. I think I might've twisted my knee.
*Donnie wanders into the living room, and sees Freddie gripping at his knee a bit while he watches TV.*
Donnie: Are you alright?
Freddie: I don't know... Can you come here for a quick second?
*Donnie leans in, and Freddie gives him a right hook to the jaw which sends him down.*
Freddie: Now leave me alone... It's bad enough that I have to share this fucking hotel room with you, never mind the fact that you wanna play Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman with me!
*Donnie frowns and heads back down the hall, hanging his head low. Raven is coming from the opposite direction and makes a point of shoving Donnie into an open doorway. Freddie pushes himself off of the couch and heads over to the fridge with a bit of a limp. Raven, with a peculiar look on his face, decides to ask Freddie what is wrong.*
Raven: You alright? Looks like you're limping a bit...
Freddie: Yeah... I think I just twisted cartilage in my knee.
*We do a quick cut into the room Donnie was pushed into; Billdozer's room. Donnie stumbles over, and falls onto Billdozer who lays asleep in his bed. Bill awakes with a jolt and grabs the lamp on his end table and breaks it over Donnie's head.*
Billdozer: You fucking weirdo! What the hell is your problem?!
*Billdozer grabs Donnie by the collar of his shirt and drags him into the living room, tossing him in front of Raven and Freddie.*
Billdozer: I found Lance Bass here trying to get into my pants while I was asleep.
Donnie: Actually, I...
Raven and Freddie: Shut the fuck up Elton John!
*Billdozer in confessional*
Billdozer: I knew it... I wasn't gonna say it, but now I will.
Donnie! Donnie! Donnie's a Flamah! He don't want no 'gina!
*Aubrey in confessional; voiceover of Shannon and Aubrey heading to Tokyo Famous' room*
Aubrey: Since Diddy gave us some time to just kick it back, I wanna spend some time with Tokyo Famous and Raven. We're performing together next week, and I want us to have good chemistry on stage.
*Live shot of Tokyo Famous' room; Billdozer apparently went back to his room to get his Louisville Slugger as he is grasping Donnie by the collar of his shirt and holding the bat back while threatening him. There's a knock at the door, so Raven gets off the couch and answers it.*
Aubrey: Hey there!
Raven: Hey yourself; and good morning.
*Raven and Aubrey give each other a short hug, and Raven invites them in. Aubrey and Shannon can't help but stare at the Billdozer-Donnie-Freddie conflict unfolding in front of them. Freddie has gotten into the action by getting down behind Donnie and holding his switchblade to his neck.*
Billdozer: You wanna fucking die!?
Freddie: Say it bitch!
Donnie: *under quick gasps of breath and crying* Alright! Alright! I'm a 4th rate homosexual popstar who stands no chance with any woman on earth, especially Aubrey!
*Pleased, both Freddie and Billdozer relinquish their holds on him*
*Raven and Aubrey in confessional*
Aubrey: Took him long enough...
Raven: All he needed was some motivation.
*Live shot of the room; Billdozer, Raven, Freddie, Shannon, and Aubrey are scattered around the living room.*
Shannon: You guys hear that Diddy's giving us some time off?
Billdozer: Yeah, I guess he does know what he's doing...
Freddie: Sorta... Kinda.
Aubrey: And since we're gonna be performing together soon, I figured we needed to build some more chemistry between us so we can flow and transition nicely on stage.
Raven: I see wh---
Billdozer: Hold on.
*Billdozer gets off the couch, and heads over to the kitchen where we see Donnie sitting on the counter next to the stove in a pink, frilly apron.*
Billdozer: What the...
Donnie: I know I've been a party pooper, so I'm making a big, warm, yummy batch of "I'm sorry" brownies!
*Billdozer throws him off the counter, and into the table.*
Billdozer: We don't want you GAIDS, so don't sit where we put food jackass!
Donnie: AIDs isn't airborne!
Freddie: He said GAIDS, not AIDs!
Raven: Yeah, that shit spreads like Freddie's sister's legs!
Aubrey: That must be a lot and wide...
*Billdozer opens the oven, and grabs the glass tray. The brownies are covered in a pink frosting reading "Donnie + Tokyo Famous= <3"*
Billdozer: Uh...
*Donnie smiles, and makes a heart shape with his hands.*
Billdozer: Right...
*Commercial*
*We return on Tokyo Famous' hotel room where Raven, Aubrey, Billdozer, Shannon, and now Chase are seated around the TV having a Madden tournament.*
John Madden: Touchdown Lawrence Maroney!
Raven: What's the score now?
Aubrey: 30-0. C'mon Shannon, get in the game.
Shannon: Bill, you need'ta pick up on D.
Billdozer: What the hell am I supposed to do? We're the God damn Redskins for fuck's sake!
Shannon: True... I guess we're doing decent for the damn Redskins...
*Freddie gets off the couch, and hobbles down the hall.*
Raven: Something the matter? Your precious Redskins getting pwned?
*Freddie returns with an old, beat up bucket. He sets it on the ground, and gives it a solid punt which sends it ricocheting off the wall, and hits an oncoming Donnie in the face as he is coming out of the hallway.*
Donnie: Owie carumba! That smarts!
Freddie: Shut the fuck up! My Redskins are losing 30-0 in the 3rd quarter!
Aubrey: Actually, that was 3rd down, it's still first quarter...
Freddie: GOD DAMN IT YOU FILTHY CUNT! FUCK! DONNIE! THIS IS ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT! FUCK! SHIT! SON OF A BITCH!
*Freddie storms down the hall, and there is another knock at the door. Donnie gets up and answers it.*
Willie: Diddy needs y'all to get to the studio.
Mike: We have a note from him:
"Dear Y'all,
My unedemicated ass miscalcoolated the reproduction process. I'm gun cut your break shot, and y'all gun have to come down to da stoodio.
--P. Diddy Papa Diddy Pop"
*Commercials*
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Post by The Human Cancer on Mar 2, 2008 18:26:54 GMT -5
*We return from commercial on Danity Kane in the studio, with Willie and Mike on the sound panels.*
Shannon & Aubrey
We in the car
We ride slow
We doin things that the girls don't do
The boys stare
We smile back
All my girls in the rainbow Cadillac
Aubrey
Showstoppin at the lastest spot
The ride shinin with the open top
Hydraulics make our heads go nod
Hair blowin in the breeze
Yo we superstars
Shannon
We in the car
We ride slow
We doin things that the girls don't do
The boys stare
We smile back
All my girls in the rainbow Cadillacs, yeah
Shannon & Aubrey
Bet you ain't never seen (hey!)
Chicks ridin this clean (hey!)
Louis Vitton seats (oh, oh, oh!)
We do it deadly
That's how we keep it poppin (hey!)
Make sure the bass knockin (hey!)
So when you see us ridin (oh, oh, oh!)
We call it Show Stoppin
We show stoppin
We show show stoppin
We show stoppin
We show show stoppin
That's how we keep it poppin (hey!)
Make sure the bass knockin (hey!)
So when you see us ridin (oh, oh, oh!)
We call it show stoppin
Shannon
We in the car
We ride slow
We doin things that the girls don't do
The boys stare
We smile back
All my girls in the rainbow cadillacs, yeah
Shannon & Aubrey
Bet you ain't never seen (hey!)
Chicks ridin this clean (hey!)
Louis Vitton seats (oh, oh, oh!)
We do it deadly
That's how we keep it poppin (hey!)
Make sure the bass knockin (hey!)
So when you see us ridin (oh, oh, oh!)
We call it Show Stoppin
We show stoppin
We show show stoppin
We show stoppin
We show show stoppin
That's how we keep it poppin (hey!)
Make sure the bass knockin (hey!)
So when you see us ridin (oh, oh, oh!)
We call it show stoppin
Aubrey
This is for chicas with the Beamers, A6's
67 Chevy, Maserati, or a Lexus
Say oh (oh!)
Shannon
We in the car
We ride slow
We doin things that the girls don't do
The boys stare
We smile back
All my girls in the rainbow cadillacs, yeah
Shannon & Aubrey
Bet you ain't never seen (hey!)
Chicks ridin this clean (hey!)
Louis Vitton seats (oh, oh, oh!)
We do it deadly
That's how we keep it poppin (hey!)
Make sure the bass knockin (hey!)
So when you see us ridin (oh, oh, oh!)
We call it Show Stoppin
We show stoppin
We show show stoppin
We show stoppin
We show show stoppin
That's how we keep it poppin (hey!)
Make sure the bass knockin (hey!)
So when you see us ridin (oh, oh, oh!)
We call it show stoppin
Oh (oh oh!)
Break 'em off somethin proper like a real show stopper
*The track ends, and the two step out of the booth*
Mike: Yo, that was off the charts!
Willie: I'm smellin' a number 1!
*Shannon and Aubrey in confessional*
Aubrey: I think that was our best track on this record.
Shannon: Good luck boys!
Aubrey: And by boys, we mean Tokyo Famous!
*We cut to Shannon and Aubrey entering the green room of the studio.*
Shannon: Donnie, you're up
*Tokyo Famous in confessional*
Raven: Saving the best for last.
Billdozer: As always...
Freddie: He could do better if I cut his vocal chords out, and he plays them like a banjo...
Chase: Dude, seriously, chill out.
*Live shot of Donnie in the booth behind a piano; Willie and Mike have left cardboard cutouts of themselves in the chairs, so they could leave without Donnie throwing a hissy fit.*
Donnie
She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour nine a.m.
And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then
I miss the earth so much I miss my wife
It's lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it's cold as hell
And there's no one there to raise them if you did
And all this science I don't understand
It's just my job five days a week
A rocket man, a rocket man
And I think it's gonna be a long long time...
*Mike and Willie re-enter the booth as Donnie is exiting*
Donnie: How was it?
Mike: Damn saltine...
Willie: Shut up Marshall Mathers!
Donnie: I'm D--
*Donnie in confessional*
Donnie: That song is about me and Aubrey finally being together after she leaves that poop stain Raven... I LO---
*Live shot of Donnie returning to the green room.*
Donnie: You're up next.
Freddie: Best for last...
Donnie: First is the worst, second is the best!
Aubrey & Shannon: What the hell is that supposed to mean?!?!
Tokyo Famous: Retard...
*Commercial*
*We return on Tokyo Famous in the booth recording their track while Willie and Mike are getting into the flow of the music.*
Raven
How did it start?
Well I don't know
I just feel the craving
I see flesh and it smells fresh
and it's just there for the taking
These little girls,
they make me feel so God damn exhilarated
I feel them up, I can't give it up
To me, I'm just erasing
I tell my lies, and I despise
every second I'm with you
So I run away
and you still stay
So what the fuck is with you?
Your feelings
I can't help but rape them
I'm sorry, I don't feel the same
My heart inside is constantly hating
I'm sorry, I just throw you away
I don't know why I'm so fucking cold
I don't know why its hurts me
All I wanna is get with you
and make the pain go away
Why do I have a conscience?
All it does is fuck with me
Why do I have this torment?
All I wanna do is fuck it away
I tell my lies, and I despise
every second I'm with you
So I run away
and you still stay
So what the fuck is with you?
Your feelings
I can't help but rape them
I'm sorry, I don't feel the same
My heart inside is constantly hating
I'm sorry, I just throw you away
I tell my lies, and I despise
every second I'm with you
So I run away
and you still stay
So what the fuck is with you?
Your feelings
I can't help but rape them
I'm sorry, I don't feel the same
My heart inside is constantly hating
I'm sorry, I just throw you away
Just throw you away!
*Tokyo Famous exit the booth, and Willie and Mike give them daps.*
Willie: You guys are really one take wonders!
Mike: Hell yeah son, you guys might be my first rock record!
*Commercials*
*We return on Danity Kane, Tokyo Famous, and Donnie seated around Diddy.*
Diddy: Alright y'all, this is it; the last tracks before your live performance. First up is Danity Kane. You girls have been sky high this entire time, let's see if ya' still are.
*He hits 1 on his CD changer, and "Show Stoppin'" begins to play. Diddy hears the entire track through, everyone bopping along with the music.*
Diddy: Ya' got flavor, which is what I want here at Bad Boy. Nice beats, nice vocals, that upbeat emotion.. Well done.
*He hits 2, and "Rocket Man" starts. No one is bopping along except for Diddy and Donnie*
Donnie: Nice job Donnie, ya' got a hit. Ya' finally found the emotion you haven't been showin'.
*Finally, he hits 3 and Trash switches on. Everyone is getting into the energy of the song.*
Diddy: Mah boys, Tokyo Famous! What a hit here; ya' boys really are one take wonders! Now, there's one more stop left on this road to musical stardom, and that's a live performance which is comin' up in a few days for y'all. Get rest, practice, whatever ya' have to do to make sure you all are at the top of your game.
*The credits roll as everyone exits Diddy's office*
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Mar 2, 2008 18:27:29 GMT -5
Prevously on Making The Band
Are y'all ready to make a band. I found 5 of the dopest musicians I could find in suburban San Diego, they go by the name of Tokyo Famous. I think they are the future ya'll. They will take Bad Boy to the top. So, I asked them if they would like a shot to be superstars around the world. Lucky for me they agreed. Tokyo Famous will come to New York, and along with my other hit group Danity Kane, and up and commer Donnie, they will make Bad Boy the best label known to man. Let's get it started ya'll. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Diddy: Welcome to my recording studio. All three of you are here to record your albums and become the superstars that I know ya'll can be. You will all have to record your albums in the next five weeks. I know that isn't a hell of a lot of time, but being artists you have to really grind it out and get your shit done. Willie and Mike will be your producers, they will be here to help you along your road, giving you advice and pointers, and making sure all your shit sounds good. So, let's get them started with some hit's ya'll. Good luck.
Diddy: That joint was fire. Plain and simple. It had energy, it had emotion, it was just pure talent at it's finest. I am glad ya'll are on my label, you guys are the future no doubt about it.
Diddy: Ya'll made me proud, all ya'll's albums will do very well. But, as good as they are, this was just the first track, we have many tracks to go. So, ya'll go out on the town tonight, and enjoy it. But, tomorrow, it's back to work, and I got a special track for ya'll to get on your albums. But, right now, you guys are making me very happy. Bad Boy for life.
Diddy: Alright; Danity Kane, Tokyo Famous, and Donnie have spent these last weeks recording their albums... Next week, they be doin' a live show as a release party for their CDs. It's gonna be rough next week with preparation and putting together everything they learned to put on a show fo' da fans. So this week, they're gettin' some time off to kick back n' relax... I ain't gonna watch em, neither are Willie and Big Mike. Let's get started! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Diddy: Aight ya'll the time has finally come. Our three artists albums have been completed. Soon ya'll will be able to go out and buy dem yoselves. It's been a long and tough road, a lot of war, there has been some love, but above all, there was drama, lot's of it. Today, our artists will do their final goal, which is performing in fron of their fans, before they go on a world tour. Bad Boy will take ova the world ya'll. So, get ready.
*Live shot of the groups in Diddy's office. Big Mike and Willie are sitting at his side*
Diddy: Ya'll have made me so proud. All ya'll's albums have platnium potential and I feel like ya'll are superstars. You have went beyond my expectations, and I am glad ya'll are on Bad Boy. Tonight, you guys will have an album release party, where ya'll will perform a song to your fans. After this, you guys go on a world tour, together of course, so ya'll can support each other. Mike and Willie will take ya'll to sound check, so ya'll can get ready for your performances. Peace.
*Commercials*
*Raven in confessional*
Raven: So, our albums are done. No suprise we got ours done before the five week deadline. So, we are set to go to sound check and get ready for our show at our album release party. It should be great, my awesomeness will make the fans love us period.
*Freddie in Confessional*
Freddie: If you people don't like it, I will beat all your faces in*
*Live shot of the groups in the building*
Willie: Aight ya'll, time for you to get ready for the show. Danity, ya'll are first. Donnie is second, and Tokyo Famous will sound check last.
Mike: Yes, since they get their shit done.
*The music hits as Aubrey and Shannon begin to sing Show Stopper*
Shannon
Hook, Shannon lead vocal:]
We in the car, we ride slow
We doin' things that the girls don't do
(Danity Kane)
The boys stare, we smile back
(Jim-Johnson)
All my girls in the rainbow (let's stare boys) Cadillacs, yeah
Aubrey
Hook, Shannon lead vocal:]
We in the car, we ride slow
We doin' things that the girls don't do
(Danity Kane)
The boys stare, we smile back
(Jim-Johnson)
All my girls in the rainbow (let's stare boys) Cadillacs, yeah
Shannon
Hook, Shannon lead vocal:]
We in the car, we ride slow
We doin' things that the girls don't do
The boys stare, we smile back
All my girls in the rainbow Cadillacs, yeah
Aubrey and Shannon
[Chorus:]
Bet you ain't never seen (hey)
Chicks ridin' this clean (hey)
Louis Vuitton seats (oh, oh, oh)
We do it daily
This how we keep it poppin' (hey)
Make sure that bass knockin' (hey)
So when you see us ridin' (oh, oh, oh)
We call it show stoppin'
We show stoppin'
We show, show stoppin'
We show stoppin'
We show, show stoppin'
That's how we keep it poppin' (hey)
Make sure that bass knockin' (hey)
So when you see us ridin' (oh, oh, oh)
We call it show stoppin'
Shannon
[Hook, Shannon lead vocal:]
We in the car, we ride slow
We doin' things that the girls don't do
The boys stare, we smile back
All my girls in the rainbow Cadillacs, yeah
Aubrey and Shannon
[Chorus:]
Bet you ain't never seen (hey)
Chicks ridin' this clean (hey)
Louis Vuitton seats (oh, oh, oh)
We do it daily
This how we keep it poppin' (hey)
Make sure that bass knockin' (hey)
So when you see us ridin' (oh, oh, oh)
We call it show stoppin'
We show stoppin'
We show, show stoppin'
We show stoppin'
We show, show stoppin'
That's how we keep it poppin' (hey)
Make sure that bass knockin' (hey)
So when you see us ridin' (oh, oh, oh)
We call it show stoppin'
The song ends as Mike and Willie are clapping
Big Mike: Ya'll are ready. It was bangin'
Willie: No doubt, ya'll will kill tonight.
Aubrey: I hope so, I was a bit nervous, but I feel we are ready for tonight.
*Aubrey in confessional*
Aubrey: So, we just did our sound check and it went really well. Hopefully, it will go just as well for tonight.
*Live shot as we see Donnie putting in his ear piece and approaches his keyboard.*
Willie: Aight Donnie, you better be ready, cause you can't screw up tonight. You got your cd done, so, now it's time to prove why you are on Bad Boy.
Donnie: Don't worry, I am ready and easy. This is what I do.
Big Mike: Easy? Stupid Cracka.
Donnie
Hey, girl
I got something real important to give you
So just sit down
And listen
Girl, you know we been together
Such a long, long time
(Such a long time)
And now I'm ready
To lay it on the line
Wow, you know it's Christmas
And my heart is open wide
(Open wide)
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
(What's on my mind)
A gift real special
So take off the top
Take a look inside
It's my dick in a box
(It's in a box)
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl, you gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs something real
I wanna get you something from the heart
(Something special, girl)
It's my dick in a box!
My dick in a box, babe
It's my dick in a box!
(Ooh)
My dick in a box, girl
See, I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs giving, girl
And I got just the one
Something to show you that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do
Just follow these steps:
One:
Cut a hole in a box
Two:
Put your junk in that box
Three:
Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box!
My dick in a box, babe
It's my dick in a box!
(Ooh)
My dick in a box, girl
Christmas
Dick in a box
Hanukkah
Dick in a box!
Kwanzaa
A dick in a box
Every single holiday, a dick in a box
Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box
Meat Day at the grocery store, a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMAs, a dick in a box
Yeah
A dick in a box
Dick in a box
Dick in a box...
The music stops as Mike and Willie shake their heads.
Willie: You sure ya want to sing that song live?
Big Mike: Yeah, you will make us all look bad sucka.
Donnie: Don't worry, but the song has energy and they will love it.
*Donnie in confessional*
Donnie: Sound check went very well, I am sure my fans will love my song.
Live shot shows Tokyo Famous on the stage as Raven puts his mic in the Mic Stand
Big Mike: Aight ya'll, you proved to us all why you are the first Rock Band on Bad Boy, tonight ya'll will prove it to the fans.
Willie: Ya'll made us proud, so just do your thang, and they will love it.
Raven: Of course they will, we are awesome.
Aubrey: And don't forget pretty.
Raven: I could never forget that.
The band begins to play an up-tempo beat as Raven begins to sing over it.
Raven
Free chicken, free chicken.. Free chicken and apple pie, I want some free chicken, Free chicken and apple pie...
Listen to the water tap, Listen to the water tap.. Break, break.. Break out the ice, Pour you a cup.. Your throat is dry, you can never get enough.. My milk is sour, I'll put it on the toast.. The cereal is free, I like cereal the most.. Burn the marshmellow, let it freeze.. Beg for the hot pocket, get on your knees.. A ice cream sandwich is a terrible thing to waste, Hot sauce burns, When will we learn to open the skittles and get a little taste..
Listen to the honeycombs, Listen to the honeycombs.. Run, bird, run.. Fly away into the night.. But leave us some pie..
We at a redlight, we at a redlight.. Redlight, what we at? Redlight, what we at? You can't stop us, we'll drink all the juice.. Deer meet is good but we'll never eat a moose, The cereal is free, cereal is the best.. If you take my trix, I'll stab you in the chest.. Plead for the poprocks and soda in your pants.. Trix are for kids, he never had a chance.. Hot sauce burns, When will we feed the bunny so he will dance.. And he will dance...
Listen to the honeycombs, Listen to the honeycombs.. Run, bird, run.. Fly into the night, But leave us some pie..
Redlights and oil spills, Lucky charms and cheerios.. Is the cotton candy real? Where did the chicken go? He didn't leave some pie, Now the chicken must die..
Listen to the honey combs, Listen to the honey combs.. Die, bird, die.. You cannot hide, We wanted our pie..
The music ends as everyone claps and Aubrey goes on stage and hugs Raven
Aubrey: You guys did great.
Raven: Of course we did, we are the One Take Wonders afterall.
Mike: The fans will love ya'll tonight.
Willie: Yessir.
*Commercials*
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Mar 2, 2008 18:52:30 GMT -5
Back from commercials we see a packed room as Diddy is on stage with a mic as the crowd cheers
Diddy: How ya'll doin tonight?
*The crowd cheers loudly*
Diddy: Good. Tonight is a special night for all of you, and for all of us at Bad Boy. Tonight, ya'll we see our top three acts, Danity Kane, Donnie J, and the first rock band to ever sign on Bad Boy, Tokyo Famous. All three albums will be out tomorrow, so, go and make sure that you cop dem. So, without anymore interruptions, let's get to the songs.
A video is shown in the background of the three groups in the studio, recording their songs
Diddy: Ya'll saw what they went though, now ya'll will hear the end result. Now, give it up for Danity Kane!!!!
Cameras shift to see Aubrey and Shannon walking up to the stage as the crowd cheers loudly
Aubrey: What's up New York?!?!
Crowd cheers loudly
Shannon: Tonight, all of us on Bad Boy will give you a show you will never forget.
The music begins to play as the crowd gets into the beat.
Shannon & Aubrey
We in the car
We ride slow
We doin things that the girls don't do
The boys stare
We smile back
All my girls in the rainbow Cadillac
Aubrey
Showstoppin at the lastest spot
The ride shinin with the open top
Hydraulics make our heads go nod
Hair blowin in the breeze
Yo we superstars
Shannon
We in the car
We ride slow
We doin things that the girls don't do
The boys stare
We smile back
All my girls in the rainbow Cadillacs, yeah
Shannon & Aubrey
Bet you ain't never seen (hey!)
Chicks ridin this clean (hey!)
Louis Vitton seats (oh, oh, oh!)
We do it deadly
That's how we keep it poppin (hey!)
Make sure the bass knockin (hey!)
So when you see us ridin (oh, oh, oh!)
We call it Show Stoppin
We show stoppin
We show show stoppin
We show stoppin
We show show stoppin
That's how we keep it poppin (hey!)
Make sure the bass knockin (hey!)
So when you see us ridin (oh, oh, oh!)
We call it show stoppin
Shannon
We in the car
We ride slow
We doin things that the girls don't do
The boys stare
We smile back
All my girls in the rainbow cadillacs, yeah
Shannon & Aubrey
Bet you ain't never seen (hey!)
Chicks ridin this clean (hey!)
Louis Vitton seats (oh, oh, oh!)
We do it deadly
That's how we keep it poppin (hey!)
Make sure the bass knockin (hey!)
So when you see us ridin (oh, oh, oh!)
We call it Show Stoppin
We show stoppin
We show show stoppin
We show stoppin
We show show stoppin
That's how we keep it poppin (hey!)
Make sure the bass knockin (hey!)
So when you see us ridin (oh, oh, oh!)
We call it show stoppin
Aubrey
This is for chicas with the Beamers, A6's
67 Chevy, Maserati, or a Lexus
Say oh (oh!)
Shannon
We in the car
We ride slow
We doin things that the girls don't do
The boys stare
We smile back
All my girls in the rainbow cadillacs, yeah
Shannon & Aubrey
Bet you ain't never seen (hey!)
Chicks ridin this clean (hey!)
Louis Vitton seats (oh, oh, oh!)
We do it deadly
That's how we keep it poppin (hey!)
Make sure the bass knockin (hey!)
So when you see us ridin (oh, oh, oh!)
We call it Show Stoppin
We show stoppin
We show show stoppin
We show stoppin
We show show stoppin
That's how we keep it poppin (hey!)
Make sure the bass knockin (hey!)
So when you see us ridin (oh, oh, oh!)
We call it show stoppin
Oh (oh oh!)
Break 'em off somethin proper like a real show stopper
The music stops as the crowd cheers loudly.
Diddy: Aight ya'll, that is what you can expect on the new Danity Kane album, show them some love ya'll.
The crowd continues to cheer loudly
*Aubrey and Shannon in confessional*
Aubrey: That was a rush, it went perfectly.
Shannon: Now, it's time to get ready for our world tour. But first, we have to cheer on our boys in Tokyo Famous.
Aubrey: Yes, I have to see my man on stage singing.
Live shot in the building with Diddy on the stage
Diddy: Aight, now it's time to see Bad Boy's most promising solo artist. Give it up for Donnie Ya'll.
The crowd gives Donnie a nice round of applause as he runs on the stage full of energy
Donnie: You guys ready? Here we go?
The music for Dick In A Box begins to play as Donnie does his dance moves
Donnie
Hey, girl
As Donnie dances and sings those words, he over dances and winds up falling off the stage as the building is in silence
*Tokyo Famous and Danity Kane in Confessional*
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Live shot as EMT'S rush over to Donnie and put him on a stretcher
Donnie: Ow!!!!My Nose!!!!! My Nose!!!!!!!
Close up shows Donnie's nose gushing blood as he is carried out of the building and loaded into an ambulance. Willie and Mike are shown hiding in their hand's as Diddy walkd back on the stage.
Diddy: Um..... Aight ya'll I don't know what happened but, that ain't what was supposed to happen. Obviously, that was an Imposta Donnie, and the real Donnie is elsewhere. Let's get to our final act, these guys are my personal favorites, the first rock band in Bad Boy history. Give it up for Tokyo Famous!!!
The crowd cheers Loudly as the band takes the stage. The girls in attendence yell madly as they see the charasmatic, and good looking lead singer approach he mic.
Raven
Free chicken, free chicken.. Free chicken and apple pie, I want some free chicken, Free chicken and apple pie...
Listen to the water tap, Listen to the water tap.. Break, break.. Break out the ice, Pour you a cup.. Your throat is dry, you can never get enough.. My milk is sour, I'll put it on the toast.. The cereal is free, I like cereal the most.. Burn the marshmellow, let it freeze.. Beg for the hot pocket, get on your knees.. A ice cream sandwich is a terrible thing to waste, Hot sauce burns, When will we learn to open the skittles and get a little taste..
Listen to the honeycombs, Listen to the honeycombs.. Run, bird, run.. Fly away into the night.. But leave us some pie..
We at a redlight, we at a redlight.. Redlight, what we at? Redlight, what we at? You can't stop us, we'll drink all the juice.. Deer meet is good but we'll never eat a moose, The cereal is free, cereal is the best.. If you take my trix, I'll stab you in the chest.. Plead for the poprocks and soda in your pants.. Trix are for kids, he never had a chance.. Hot sauce burns, When will we feed the bunny so he will dance.. And he will dance...
Listen to the honeycombs, Listen to the honeycombs.. Run, bird, run.. Fly into the night, But leave us some pie..
Redlights and oil spills, Lucky charms and cheerios.. Is the cotton candy real? Where did the chicken go? He didn't leave some pie, Now the chicken must die..
Listen to the honey combs, Listen to the honey combs.. Die, bird, die.. You cannot hide, We wanted our pie..
Live shot shows Diddy in the mosh pits with the rabid fans as the music comes to a stop
Diddy: NOW THAT IS ENERGY!!!!! If you like what you heard, you can buyall three album's tomorrow, or if ya'll want them soon, you can buy them at midnight. Look out for these three groups on their world tour, they will be near a city near you. This is my new Bad Boy team, and we will take ova the world ya'll. Join us as we hold it hostage with our great songs. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The credits role as we see various tour dates for the three acts.
Raven: Do not fear world, you guys will see all of us real soon.
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