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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Feb 23, 2008 22:38:01 GMT -5
Are y'all ready to make a band. I found 5 of the dopest musicians I could find in suburban San Diego, they go by the name of Tokyo Famous. I think they are the future ya'll. They will take Bad Boy to the top. So, I asked them if they would like a shot to be superstars around the world. Lucky for me they agreed. Tokyo Famous will come to New York, and along with my other hit group Danity Kane, and up and commer Donnie, they will make Bad Boy the best label known to man. Let's get it started ya'll. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
The opening graphic hits as the official song Toxic by Tokyo Famous is heard as we see pictures of the 3 groups who are making their hit albums.
Diddy: Welcome to another edition of Making the Mother fucking band. This season, will be the best season ever. We have three groups. Donnie J, Danity Kane, and my newest addition, Tokyo Famous. All three artists will have their albums out at the same time. So they can all go on tour together, so we can take the world by storm. We will be working with two of the hottest producers I have seen in a while. Big Mike and Willie, together with my genius, these groups will skyrocket to the top. Let's start them off with some hits. Get to know the artists, and get a good look at the future of the music industry.
Camera's shift outside an airport where we see a group of 5 guys about to board a flight.
The Dark Lord Raven: Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, I am Raven, the lead singer slash Guitarist of the greatest band in history, Tokyo Famous. Let me introduce you to the rest of my band. Here you have Chase, he plays drums. That is Joey, he is our DJ, and these two sitting over there is Billdozer, our guitarist and Freddie our bassist. We are going into the house as the best band on the label..... Period. Diddy saw us perform in our garage as he was passing by, and he told us that he loved our energy. His exact words were "ya'll be dope as hell, Dat shit make me wanna fuck dem sucka's up in dem pit's. Ya'll should sign to Bad Boy, I will take you to the top.
Chase: Those were his exact words too. So, now here we are, on a flight bound for New York, to record our debut album, that is going to sell billions all around the globe.
Freddie: If you don't buy our album, I will find you all kick you in the head with my bucket.
Billdozer: And I will Billdoze you into the ground.
Raven: Easy guys, this is our audience, we don't want to kill our fans.... yet anyway.
Joey: I am excited to see who we work with. I am ready to do some new mixing and cook up some awesome beats, you won't know what hit you.
Raven: I am sure all the fans are excited to hear your new beats, too bad none of us are. So, get ready world, Tokyo Famous is here to take the world by storm.
We are taken from the airport to the inside of a limo, and we see two females inside the back.
Aubrey: Hey everyone. It's Aubrey and Shannon from Danity Kane. After the success of our first album, Diddy told us that he wants us to do even better with our second album. We are going to raise the bar on this album, more songs, more energy, you name it. You never know, we might do a song with Tokyo Famous and Donnie if everything goes smoothly. I can't wait to meet them, and see how good looking they are. Things will get crazy, and I can't wait.
*Commercial Break*
Back from commercial we are in a hotel room, as we see a man in a white shirt, jeans, and very spikey gelled hair.
Donnie: What's up everybody? My name is Donnie, I am the solo artist this season. Diddy said I would not fit in well with the group, but I would do well as a solo artist. I am here to make good music, and make sure all of my fans are happy. I am a bit nervous to meet the other groups, it's just me by myself, so I don't have anyone to help me in the booth. But, hopefully I can get along with the groups and we can all by like family.
A montage plays as all three groups arrive in New York at Bad Boy's record office. We see Diddy sitting with his staff of Big Mike and Willie.
Diddy: Aight ya'll, our talent should be arriving shortly, so, I picked you two, to help bring out the fire all of them have. I intend on having three platinum albums being recorded, and ya'll are going to make sure they are exactly that. Both of ya'll will produce all three groups. I know you will do a bangin' job yo, dat's why I picked you.
Willie: It's on an poppin' now playboy. Mike and I will make sure they break bread and reach superstar status. It's grind time baby.
Big Mike: Yo, don't worry Diddy, we got ya homie, we will make 3 bangin' albums, that will go fucking Diamond or sum shit.
Diddy: That is what I like to hear. Now, our talent should be arriving soon. Make sure when they get here that they all sit in the waiting room, I shall call them all in on group at at time, ya feel meh?
Mike and Willie: Yessir.
*Commercials*
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Feb 23, 2008 23:23:41 GMT -5
Back from commercials we see Tokyo Famous make their way into the building and take the elevator to the lobby. They get out and sit in the chairs sprawled out about the room.
Chase: So, this is the good life. I tell you, I can get used to this.
Freddie: Just think, a few days ago, we were playing in our garage, now we are on one of the biggest record label's of all time.
Billdozer: It just goes to show you how far true talent can get you.
Raven: Isn't that the truth, but I always knew we would get noticed, we are far too talented, plus, I am totally good looking, and my looks make all the ladies go wild. It's a combination for success.
Joey: I could be on of the best DJ's to ever spin a record.
The rest of the band: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Raven: Don't get ahead of yourself Joey.
*Raven in confessional room*
Raven: So we arrived at the hotel, we were told to wait in the waiting room. Who the fuck makes the best band in history wait? So, as we sat there, I kept wondering to myself, how will the other two artists be? Will they even be close to our greatness. I seriously doubt that, we are Tokyo Famous bitches.
*Live shot in the waiting room*
Freddie: So, how do you think the other two artists will be like?
Billdozer: I bet they will be as great as BMW. I used to hang with that fool back in the day, and that kid was dumb as hell.
Chase: They will be typical one hit wonder bands of course.
Joey: Do you think they could use some of my samples?
Raven: Shut up you Mr. Hahn reject. Just be happy we still allow you to be in our band.
The elevator dings as Tokyo Famous turn to see who comes out of the elevator
Raven: Who the fuck is that?
Out from the elevator steps Donnie J, in his Abacrombie and Fitch jacket and jeans. He nervously approaches the group
Donnie: Hey guys, I'm Donnie. It looks like we are label mates.
*Raven in confessional*
Raven: When I first saw that big nosed homo, the first thing that came to my mind was, is this the right building, and are we sure we are at the right label? We can't be on the same label as this douche bag right?
*Freddie in confessional*
Freddie: When I saw this fag come out of the elevator, I just felt like walking over to him and punching him in his big nose, and beat the hell out of him.
Chase: If this is our competetion, we should win easily.
Billdozer: He reminded me of BMW, fake tan, gelled hair, and a huge nose. Spells dumbass.
Joey: Maybe Donnie will benefit from the beats, and will use them on his album.
*Live shot in waiting room*
Raven: So, Donnie. What exactly do you do?
Donnie: Well, I am a solo artist on Bad Boy, Puff told me that I have a lot of potential, but not as a group artist, but on my own.
Chase: What kind of singer are you?
Donnie: I sing Pop & R n B?
Freddie: Yeah, you sing that crap music.
Billdozer: Ken called, he said he wanted his clothes back!!
Raven: BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Donnie in confessional*
Donnie: When I first met the group, I was very intimidated by them. There were five of them, and just myself. I don't think they like me as of right now. Hopefully, we can all get past this and just make great music together.
*Donnie in waiting room*
Donnie: So, you guys are a rock group?
Raven: Well, let's see, we play instruments, we actually write REAL music, and we don't dance. That sounds like a rock band to me.
Billdozer: Yeah. Donnie you are so smart.
Chase: Yeah, you must have failed high school.
Freddie: You fucking pussy.
Raven: Ease up Fred. We are label mates after all, we must get along.
The elevator dings and the guys and Donnie turn around to see who come out the elevator now.
Donnie: Who do you think it can be?
Freddie: Elton John, so he can be your faggot lover.
Raven: Or, maybe it's your mom to come and tell you to return home, and stop making a fool of yourself.
Cameras swing around as Aubrey and Shannon step out of the elevator. The guys stand up as the two girls approach.
Aubrey: Hey guys, it looks like we are all here.
Raven: Looks like it.
*Raven gets up and gives Aubrey a hug*
Raven: I'm Raven, lead singer and guitarist of Tokyo Famous.
Aubrey: I am Aubrey, One-fifth of Danity Kane. Nice to meet you.
Rave: Ditto.
*The rest of the guys exchange welcomes to the girls.*
*Raven in confessional*
Raven: My first impression of the girls were they are drop dead gorgeous, especially Aubrey. I am looking forward to getting to know her on a professional level, and maybe a personal level.
*Aubrey in Confessional*
Aubrey: When we first met the guys, my first impression was they were all good looking. Donnie seems a bit fake for my tastes. Cookie Cutter white boy, too much gel, tans as dark as mine. Not good in my book. Raven seemed like a sweet guy, I am a sucker for guys who play guitar, and his rugged good looks are very nice. I can't wait to get to know them all better.
*Billdozer in confessional*
Billdozer: I could sense a bit of a connection between Aubrey and Raven. I think those two would make a rocking couple. We shall see what happens.
*Donnie in confessional*
Donnie: How come none of the girls were paying attention to me? They acted like I wasn't even there.
*Live shot in the waiting room*
Aubrey: So, are you all exicted about recording your first albums?
Raven: Yeah, we can't wait, we are sure we are going to make an epic debut, that the world will enjoy.
Donnie: I am sure my voice will get me far in this industry.
Freddie: Not if I crush your vocal chords preppy boy.
Aubrey: You guys are dope. I am excited to see what you bring to the table.
Raven: Are you excited to record your sophmore album?
Aubrey: Yeah, with how well are first album did, we get to expand and see where our new ideas take us.
Shannon: It should be very exciting, I can't wait to start recording.
the door opens and Big Mike and Willie come out into the room
Willie: Hey, what's poppin' ya'll. I am Willie, and this is big Mike, welcome to Bad Boy. Your futures are about to change, now, come wit us, Diddy is waiting for ya'll.
Mike and Willie lead the groups to he recording room where we see Diddy sitting on a chair.
Diddy: Come in ya'll and take a seat.
They all take a seat, but the camera zooms in on Aubrey and Raven sitting together.
Diddy: Welcome to my recording studio. All three of you are here to record your albums and become the superstars that I know ya'll can be. You will all have to record your albums in the next five weeks. I know that isn't a hell of a lot of time, but being artists you have to really grind it out and get your shit done. Willie and Mike will be your producers, they will be here to help you along your road, giving you advice and pointers, and making sure all your shit sounds good. So, let's get them started with some hit's ya'll. Good luck.
The camera flashes on all three groups as we are taken to the credits*
This season on Making The Band. A video plays showing all three groups in the room with Diddy. Him telling them what thedeal is. The groups head into the studio. Shots of Donnie struggling, Diddy saying that shit is not hot. Tokyo Famous rocking out in the booth as Diddy, Will, and Mike jump around enjoying the music. Raven and Aubrey connecting even further, leading to a shot of them kissing. Donnie getting beaten up and ran over by Go-Karts. Diddy telling him he is the weak link. All three groups in photo shoots. All this and more this season. Make sure to tune in.
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Post by The Human Cancer on Feb 24, 2008 1:45:24 GMT -5
Are y'all ready to make a band. I found 5 of the dopest musicians I could find in suburban San Diego, they go by the name of Tokyo Famous. I think they are the future ya'll. They will take Bad Boy to the top. So, I asked them if they would like a shot to be superstars around the world. Lucky for me they agreed. Tokyo Famous will come to New York, and along with my other hit group Danity Kane, and up and comer Donnie, they will make Bad Boy the best label known to man. Let's get it started ya'll. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
The opening graphic hits as the official song Toxic by Tokyo Famous is heard as we see pictures of the 3 groups who are making their hit albums.
*Billdozer in the confessional room*
Billdozer: It's only been a couple of days, and already Donnie is testing my God damn patience. I mean, he's the whitest kid I know, and he's marchin' around the room with a hat that says "Pimpin'". I swear to God...
*Random scenes of Donnie with the "Pimpin'" hat on are flashed on the screen that were filmed over the last couple of days.*
Billdozer: I'm gonna hit him if I see him with it on one more fucking time...
*Live shot of the guy's hotel room: Raven is seated in front of the TV playing Twisted Metal Head On, Freddie is on his lap-top checking the latest sport scores and updates, Chase is on his bed listening to his iPod, Joey is in the kitchen cooking egg rolls on a hotplate, and Billdozer is off in the corner of the main room reading a book. The door pops open, and Donnie is behind it carrying a bag of Subway, and sporting his "Pimpin'" hat. As the door opens, everyone in the immediate area turn their focus to the door. Billdozer sets his book down, and glares at Donnie.*
Billdozer: God damn it Donnie; I told you to take that stupid fucking hat off when you're in here!
*Billdozer throws himself from the chair, and slaps Donnie across the face with the book. The bag goes flying as Donnie hits the floor.*
Billdozer: You son of a bitch! From now on, you sit when you piss; you don't deserve to stand!
Donnie: But... I... I thought we were friends! Besides, this hat might look good to Aubrey.
Raven: Aubrey attracted to you? Please! She clearly likes me. And you heard Billdozer, no more standing in our bathroom.
Freddie: Bitch...
Joey: Egg rolls are done!
Billdozer: Jackie, keep it down over there! We're trying to strip Donnie of his masculinity and dignity!
Joey: My name's Joey...
Billdozer: Sure thing Lo Pan.
*Just as Donnie was pulling himself off the floor, Big Mike and Willie, Diddy's hand picked producers strolled into the room.*
Willie: Diddy wants y'all in the lobby in ten minutes.
*Big Mike shakes his head at Donnie.*
Big Mike: Fuckin' white boy...
*Big Mike and Willie exit the room, leaving Tokyo Famous and Donnie to themselves.*
*Commercial*
*Upon return from commercial, we see Tokyo Famous, Donnie, and Aubrey and Shannon from Danity Kane in the hotel lobby. Diddy stands before them; Big Mike to his left and Willie to his right.*
Diddy: Y'all listen up. To be successful label mates, ya gotta get to know each other better. That's why I set up a game of paintball for ya at the New York Indoor Paintball Arena jus' a few miles from here. I got a limo outside for ya. And as for you...
*Diddy points at Donnie*
Diddy: You're riding bitch
The group exit the building, but Diddy stays behind. Tokyo Famous and Danity Kane enter the parked limo, and Donnie heads to the back where a bucket seat had been welded to the trunk of the limo, and a paper note hangs off of it reading "Hope you like the view cunt!
-Your friends at Tokyo Famous"*
*Chase in the confessional room*
Chase: I thought Donnie had it bad to begin with, but it just got worse. I gotta hand it to Billdozer and Fred for going out of their way to do that.
*Raven in the confessional room*
Raven: A bitch seat for Donnie.. Genius!
*Donnie in the confessional room*
Donnie: All I do is try to be nice, and they all act like big meanies. I bought them lunch, and Billdozer slaps me in the face with A Clockwork Orange! Now Diddy has me riding in a bucket seat on the back of the limo... Not safe! I'm calling the FCC and having this pulled off the air!
*Feddie in the confessional room*
Freddie: Donnie's probably gonna call the FCC over "dangerous working conditions" now. Too bad for him; Billdozer has a criminal and civil law degree, and we're on HBO... That means anything goes bitch!
*A live shot of the limo; everyone is scattered around the large rear of the limo. Aubrey seems to be seated damn near on top of Raven, and Billdozer's drinking the mini-fridge dry of Budweiser.*
Big Mike: Who's ready for some paintball?
*Commercial*
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Post by The Human Cancer on Feb 24, 2008 2:32:20 GMT -5
*As Making the Band 5: Donnie is a Punk-Ass returns from commercial, the limo is pulling up outside the New York Indoor Paintball Arena. Aubrey, Shannon, Raven, Chase, Freddie, and Joey all exit the limo through the door while an intoxicated Billdozer climbs through the sunroof, and stumbles off of it onto the paved parking lot. Donnie unstraps himself from the bitch seat and tries to fix his hair as the group enters the arena. Inside they meet Rob, the staff member who'd be getting them set up for the game.*
Rob: Uh... Alright... You're here for the paintball? Head over there, and get yourselves padded up for the game.
Raven: Tokyo Famous does not "do" pads.
Freddie: That's right, we take it like men.
*Shannon and Aubrey get into the pads, while Donnie comes hobbling back to the group wrapped in bubble wrap and a football helmet.*
Donnie: Let's do this!
Chase: Is that necessary?
Donnie: It's gonna protect every inch of my evenly tanned body; Aubrey wouldn't like it all bruised up!
Aubrey: Actually, a real man would just take the hit...
*Billdozer runs over to Donnie, and boots him in the balls. Donnie falls to the floor in a crumples mass while he whines.*
Billdozer: Did it protect you from that?
*Tokyo Famous and the Danity Kane girls grab their guns, Co2 tanks, and extra ammo on their way into the arena. Donnie, however, scrambles off to the side.*
*Donnie in the confessional room*
Donnie: After that, I had to wee real bad. Something about it was... different... I never remember my pee pee being red...
*Raven in the confessional room*
Raven: Jesus Christ Donnie's stupid. I hope that kick Billdozer gave him left him pissing blood.
*Live shot of the arena; Danity Kane and Tokyo Famous are all positioned behind bunkers while Donnie wanders aimlessly.*
Donnie: Marco!
*Billdozer leaps over one of the barricades, and stumbles silently behind Donnie. He reaches into his back pocket, and pulls out a stun gun. Donnie hears the sound of the beam passing through the conductors, and turns around with eyes filled with fear.*
Donnie: Don't taze me bro!
Billdozer: Say hello to Dr. Watts!
*Billdozer digs the tip of the stug gun into Donnie's neck and it sends him to the floor; he begins to shake mildly. Billdozer waves Danity Kane and Tokyo Famous out from behind the bunkers and they circle Donnie; proceeding to unload their ammo onto him*
*Aubrey in the confessional room*
Aubrey: It's about time someone beat some sense into Donnie. Not only that, but Raven and I did some bonding over a common hatred.
*Joey in the confessional room*
Joey: Rule #1: Never fight a land war in Asia! BONZAI!
*Freddie in the confessional room*
*Freddie is doubled over with laughter, and a tear can be seen leaving his eye as he gasps for air.*
*Live shot of the arena; Danity Kane and Tokyo Famous are waiting outside for Donnie, who is being dragged by Rob to the limo.*
Rob: RVD 4:20 says you smoked his ass!
Raven: I knew I knew you from somewhere!
*Rob drops Donnie by the trunk and Freddie and Chase lift him into the bitch seat and strap him in*
*Billdozer in the confessional*
Billdozer: That was very, very productive; Danity Kane and Tokyo Famous worked together as a solid unit.
HBO Producer: What about Donnie?
Billdozer: What about him? Isn't he just our verbal and physical punching bag?
*Donnie in the confessional room*
Donnie: They aren't meanies... They're UBER meanies! Aubrey, how could you side with them!? I LOV--
*Live shot in the lobby of the hotel; Danity Kane, Tokyo Famous, and Donnie stand before Diddy, Mike, and Willie.*
Diddy: Hope y'all got the most out of this...
Donnie: We sure did!
Willie & Mike: Shut up nigga!
Diddy: Because tomorrow starts the recording, and your long road to your albums. Danity Kane with their sophomore effort, Tokyo Famous, the first rock band on Bad Boy making a debut, and Donnie... Yeah.
This season on Making The Band. A video plays showing all three groups in the room with Diddy. Him telling them what thedeal is. The groups head into the studio. Shots of Donnie struggling, Diddy saying that shit is not hot. Tokyo Famous rocking out in the booth as Diddy, Will, and Mike jump around enjoying the music. Raven and Aubrey connecting even further, leading to a shot of them kissing. Donnie getting beaten up and ran over by Go-Karts. Diddy telling him he is the weak link. All three groups in photo shoots. All this and more this season. Make sure to tune in.
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Feb 24, 2008 23:09:06 GMT -5
Prevously on Making The Band:Are y'all ready to make a band. I found 5 of the dopest musicians I could find in suburban San Diego, they go by the name of Tokyo Famous. I think they are the future ya'll. They will take Bad Boy to the top. So, I asked them if they would like a shot to be superstars around the world. Lucky for me they agreed. Tokyo Famous will come to New York, and along with my other hit group Danity Kane, and up and comer Donnie, they will make Bad Boy the best label known to man. Let's get it started ya'll. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! The Dark Lord Raven: Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, I am Raven, the lead singer slash Guitarist of the greatest band in history, Tokyo Famous. Let me introduce you to the rest of my band. Here you have Chase, he plays drums. That is Joey, he is our DJ, and these two sitting over there is Billdozer, our guitarist and Freddie our bassist. We are going into the house as the best band on the label..... Period. Donnie: What's up everybody? My name is Donnie, I am the solo artist this season. Diddy said I would not fit in well with the group, but I would do well as a solo artist. I am here to make good music, and make sure all of my fans are happy. I am a bit nervous to meet the other groups, it's just me by myself, so I don't have anyone to help me in the booth. But, hopefully I can get along with the groups and we can all be like family. Aubrey: Hey everyone. It's Aubrey and Shannon from Danity Kane. After the success of our first album, Diddy told us that he wants us to do even better with our second album. We are going to raise the bar on this album, more songs, more energy, you name it. You never know, we might do a song with Tokyo Famous and Donnie if everything goes smoothly. I can't wait to meet them, and see how good looking they are. Things will get crazy, and I can't wait.Diddy: Welcome to my recording studio. All three of you are here to record your albums and become the superstars that I know ya'll can be. You will all have to record your albums in the next five weeks. I know that isn't a hell of a lot of time, but being artists you have to really grind it out and get your shit done. Willie and Mike will be your producers, they will be here to help you along your road, giving you advice and pointers, and making sure all your shit sounds good. So, let's get them started with some hit's ya'll. Good luck. Billdozer: It's only been a couple of days, and already Donnie is testing my God damn patience. I mean, he's the whitest kid I know, and he's marchin' around the room with a hat that says "Pimpin'". I swear to God...
*Random scenes of Donnie with the "Pimpin'" hat on are flashed on the screen that were filmed over the last couple of days.*
Billdozer: I'm gonna hit him if I see him with it on one more fucking time...Diddy: Y'all listen up. To be successful label mates, ya gotta get to know each other better. That's why I set up a game of paintball for ya at the New York Indoor Paintball Arena jus' a few miles from here. I got a limo outside for ya.Diddy: Hope y'all got the most out of this...
Donnie: We sure did!
Willie & Mike: Shut up nigga!
Diddy: Because tomorrow starts the recording, and your long road to your albums. Danity Kane with their sophomore effort, Tokyo Famous, the first rock band on Bad Boy making a debut, and Donnie... Yeah.
The opening graphic hits as the official song Toxic by Tokyo Famous is heard as we see pictures of the 3 groups who are making their hit albums.
Diddy: Aight ya'll, it's time to hit tha studio and start recording their albums. As y'know, I told them they got 5 weeks to record platnium albums. Let's see who the weak links are ya'll. Let's get to it.
Cameras are taken inside one of the recording booths are Aubrey and Shannon are laying down vocals, while Mike and Willie are shown at the mixing boards enjoying the music.
Willie: Hey ya'll, wus good? Mike and I are here in tha studio, while the girls record their first track "Sleep On It"
Mike: This joint is hot, I smell single potential.
Camera's zoom in as Aubrey delivers her part over the beat
Aubrey Why don't you write down your number and slip it to me? But you gotta maneuver discreetly, I don't want my business leaking people like run their mouth.
Aubrey and Shannon
Sleep on it, sleep on it And I'll get back at ya when I wanna Sleep on it, sleep on it You can keep popping off if ya wanna You keep on stressing me You, you keep on stressing me (Damn!) Keep on stressin' if you wanna Sleep on it (sleep on it), I'ma sleep on it (sleep on it) And I'll get back at ya when I wanna
Shannon Me and my girlfriends came to do it After workin' hard all week We like to throw our open toes on and get jazzy Lounge in the party but you're tryna make me speak
Aubrey and Shannon
Sleep on it, sleep on it And I'll get back at ya when I wanna Sleep on it, sleep on it You can keep popping off if ya wanna You keep on stressing me You, you keep on stressing me (Damn!) Keep on stressin' if you wanna Sleep on it (sleep on it), I'ma sleep on it (sleep on it) And I'll get back at ya when I wanna
Mike stops the recording as Aubrey and Shannon come out of the booth
Mike: Man, that joint was straight bangin', you guys killed it. Diddy is gon love this.
Aubrey: Thanks Mike, for our first song, I feel it has a lot of energy, and can be a hit song worldwide.
Shannon: I am very pleased with how it went.
Willie: That's what's up, how bout ya'll two go get some lunch while Mike and I work are thug thizzle and finish mixin dat joint.
*Aubrey in confessional*
Aubrey: We just finished recording our first song "Sleep On It" I think it went great, Mike and Willie told us that it sounded great. Hopefully Diddy and all of you will agree.
*Shannon in Confessional*
Shannon: I think the boys will have a hard time topping that.
*Commercials*
Back from commercials we are taken to the same studio, as we see Donnie in the booth
*Donnie voice over*
Donnie: It's just me in the booth myself, no one is there to help me if my voice is not right on a song. So, I have to step my game up, and prove why I am here.
Willie: Alright Donnie, try not to make us look bad, and get this song on point. Summer Girls, is set to record.
Mike: Yeah, you dumbass cracka.
Donnie: I got this you guys, I won't let you down.
Donnie waits for the music to start as Willie holds his hands up and motions for him to start singing.
Donnie Yeah...I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer Do you remember, Do you remember? ...when we met..That summer??
[Chorus:] New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick. And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch, I'd take her if I had one wish, But she's been gone since that summer.. Since that summer
[Verse 1:] Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span, Met you one summer and it all began You're the best girl that I ever did see, The great Larry Bird Jersey 33 When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby Something in your eyes went and drove me crazy Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad, Left one day and never came back Stayed all summer then went back home, Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speaking Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton When I met you I said my name was Rich You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
[Chorus:] New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick. And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch, I'd take her if I had one wish, But she's been gone since that summer.. Since that summer
[Verse 2:] Cherry Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie Used to hate school so I had to play hookie, Always been hip to the B-boY Style Known to act wild and make girls smile, Love New Edition and the Candy Girl Remind me of you because you rock my world You come from Georgia where the peaches grow They drink lemonade and speak real slow You love hip hop and rock n roll Dad took off when you were 4 years old There was a good man named Paul Revere I feel much better baby when you're near You love fun dip and cherry Coke, I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke When I met you I said my name was Rich You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
[Repeat Chorus]
[Bridge:] In the summertime girls got it going on, Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song Summertime girls are the kind I like, I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike
[Verse 3] Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks My mind takes me back there oh so quick Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Limpet Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese, Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees Call you up but whats the use I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose Came in the door I said it before,I think I'm over you but I'm really not sure When I met you I said my name was Rich You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
[Repeat Chorus]
[Bridge:] In the summer girls come and summer girls go Some are worth while and some are so so, Summer girls come and summer girls go Some are worth while and some are so so, Summertime girls got it going on Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song Summertime girls are the kind I like I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike
Donnie takes the headphones off and looks proud of himself.
Donnie: So, what do you think.
Mike: Well, it was sort of catchy, but, it's a typical white boy pop song.
Willie: Yessir, you did your thang n all, but I don't know how Diddy will react to this. Get up out of the booth, and we shall mix the song.
*Donnie in confessional*
Donnie: I am a bit worried, I don't think they really liked my song. Hopefully they will like it, and Aubrey will love it. I am here to stay!
*Commercials*
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Feb 24, 2008 23:43:03 GMT -5
Back from commercial we see Tokyo Famous in various booths with their instruments as we zoom in on a seperate booth that has Raven in it, set to record their first hit song
Willie: Aight ya'll, it's time to make history, the firsr rock band ever to be signed to Bad Boy is about to make their first track. Let's make history.
Mike: Ya'll ready to make history wit us?
Raven: You know we are, we are going to prove we are the best band ever. Alright guys, here we go. Risking Failure, take one.
Willie points to Raven as the band begins to play a soft rock intro with light drum tapping and light guitar picking
Raven She said the words I couldnt bring myself to say
Is it over or has it just begun?
If I don't say those three words it may not last another day
Should I stay or should I run?
Am I running from the change
Has it ended because of me?
The snswers seemed so clear
Yet,They're so out of reach!
The song comes into a roar as Raven belts of the chorus.
Raven Love or hate
Is this all the pain?
I've broken(Ready to break)
Risking Failure is all this takes.
Is it time to give up or just give in?
Will you be there for me in the end?
If I depend on you to save me,
Will you protect me or just break me?
If it all ends this way what can I do,
End this all or has this already ended,
Between me and you!
The instruments come to a halt as there is just some DJ scratching in the background as the final words are sung softly
Raven Love or hate
Is this all the pain?
I've broken(Ready to break)
Risking Failure is all this takes.
This time it ends(It's all over)
Yet its time to began(Can we start over)
Will you change this time?
Can I deal with you(Deal with time)
Is this...
Love or hate?
Is this all the pain?
I've broken(Ready to break)
Risking Failure is all this takes..
The music fades out as Mike and Willie are out of their seats jumping up and down.
Mike: Man, that shit was off da chain. Ya'll are the truth in music.
Willie: Fa Sho, Diddy is gonna be mad impressed with ya'll. He was right, ya'll are takin Bad Boy to the top.
Raven: Of course he was. We are Tokyo Famous, and the world is going to witness our greatness. Risking Failure is our first song of our global take over.
Freddie: If they don't like it, I am going to take my bass and shove it so far up their...
Billdozer: Budwesier!
Freddie: That is not what I was going to say.
Billdozer: No, I need Budwesier, that song was so great, that I need a beer to unwind from the energy.
Chase: Me too, I can't wait to see how Diddy reacts.
Mike: Aight, ya'll are free to do whatever you want, while Willie and I finishing final mixing. Then, we will have a meeting in the studio to see how Diddy like all ya'lls tracks. Peace.
*Raven in confessional*
Raven: So, as I figured, we tore that song apart. We got it perfect in one take, I mean, most bands take multiple attempts to get the song perfect, but we got the song done in a single take. That is because we are so awesome, you guy's can't comprehend it.
*Billdozer in confessional*
Billdozer: I wonder what that bitch ass Donnie sang, I bet it was some homo ass song about how gay he is, and he will think it will impress Aubrey, when she and Raven are pratically married. Donnie is a stupid cunt.
*Freddie in Confessional*
Freddie: I agree with that statement. Donnie is a fucking crybaby cunt piece of shit. Censor that FCC.
Cameras shift out of the studio as we are taken to Tokyo Famous' room that they share with Donnie
Donnie: So guys, how did your song go?
Raven: Who said your bitch ass was allowed to talk to us?
Billdozer: Yeah Twinkle Toes, don't make me kick you in the balls again.
Donnie: No, don't do that, it still hurts.
Raven: If you must know, our song kicked ass, unlike yours, which is probably some bullshit about hair gel and your Pimpin' hat.
Donnie: Nuh uh, my song is great. You jerks will find out when Diddy loves my song more than yours.
The entire band laughs at Donnie
*Donnie in confessional*
Donnie: No one takes me seriously. Hopefully Diddy will like my song, and make all those meanies say they are sorry to me *Baby Pouts*
*Commercials*
Back from commercials we are taken to the inside of Diddy's studio's as the groups sit inside awaiting for the boss
Aubrey: So Raven, how did your first track go?
Donnie: Well mine was....
Billdozer: She wasn't asking you Liberache
Raven: Our song went very well Aubrey, how did yours go?
Aubrey: It was dope, we brought fire onto the song.
Donnie: FIRE!!!! Someone call the Fire Department!!!
Raven: Captain Douche Bag, shut your ass up
As the groups continue to diss Donnie, Diddy opens the door and sits down behind his desk.
Diddy: Aight ya'll, I have recieved the final mixes of your first tracks, I am going to play them and see where ya'll at, and see if ya'll need work. Aubrey and Shannon, let's hear what ya'll two did.
Diddy hits a button as 'Sleep On It' begins to play around the room as the rest of the groups bop their heads to the beat as Diddy is shown grooving along to it. The song ends and Diddy begins to clap
Diddy: That song is a hit. It has energy, it was sung with emotion, and the beat is just mad crazy. Ya'll did a great track and ya should be proud. Aight Donnie, it's your track now, let's see what you brought to the table.
Diddy presses the button again as Donnie's "Summer Girls" begins to play throughout the room as Donnie is the only one shown bopping his head to the beat, The rest of the group is busy holding in their laughs and shaking their heads at him.
Diddy: Donnie, I don't know what the hell you call that shit right there. It's typical white person music, I feel no emotion from it, no feelings, and the lyrics are stupid. You better get your shit together, or else I will kick your ass out the stupid. You understand?
Donnie: Yes sir.
Diddy: Aight. Now, it's time to witness history, the first rock band ever to sign to Bad Boy. Tokyo Famous, let's hear how the future is supposed to sound.
Diddy hits the button as "Risking Failure begins to play around the room. Diddy and the rest of the group is shown head banging along to the song, feeling the emotion behind Raven's vocals. The song ends and Diddy and everyone elase begins to clap.
Diddy: That joint was fire. Plain and simple. It had energy, it had emotion, it was just pure talent at it's finest. I am glad ya'll are on my label, you guys are the future no doubt about it.
Aubrey: And all of you look pretty and make awesome music.
Diddy: Ya'll made me proud, all ya'll's albums will do very well. But, as good as they are, this was just the first track, we have many tracks to go. So, ya'll go out on the town tonight, and enjoy it. But, tomorrow, it's back to work, and I got a special track for ya'll to get on your albums. But, right now, you guys are making me very happy. Bad Boy for life.
Cameras zoom out as it shows everyone in the room as it fades to credits
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Post by The Human Cancer on Feb 25, 2008 20:19:20 GMT -5
Are y'all ready to make a band. I found 5 of the dopest musicians I could find in suburban San Diego, they go by the name of Tokyo Famous. I think they are the future ya'll. They will take Bad Boy to the top. So, I asked them if they would like a shot to be superstars around the world. Lucky for me they agreed. Tokyo Famous will come to New York, and along with my other hit group Danity Kane, and up and comer Donnie, they will make Bad Boy the best label known to man. Let's get it started ya'll. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Previously on Making the Band: Diddy: Aight ya'll, it's time to hit tha studio and start recording their albums. As y'know, I told them they got 5 weeks to record platnium albums. Let's see who the weak links are ya'll. Let's get to it. Freddie: If they don't like it, I am going to take my bass and shove it so far up their... Billdozer: Budwesier! Diddy: Ya'll made me proud, all ya'll's albums will do very well. But, as good as they are, this was just the first track, we have many tracks to go. So, ya'll go out on the town tonight, and enjoy it. But, tomorrow, it's back to work, and I got a special track for ya'll to get on your albums. But, right now, you guys are making me very happy. Bad Boy for life.
*We catch up with Tokyo Famous and Donnie in their hotel rooms getting ready for their night out. All the guys are in the main room of their suite, when Donnie pulls Billdozer aside...*
Donnie: Listen, I wanna impress Aubrey, and get her away from Jerkface McPoopie-Pants. She seems to like rock guys, so I'd figure I'd ask on of ya for advice... Can ya' teach me to do a rock scream?
Billdozer: You know I'm not the singer, right?
Donnie: Yeah, I know. I'm not gonna ask Raven, he'll teach me wrong.
Billdozer: Alright, the trick is to tighten the vocal chords. it makes a smaller space for the air to pass through, and makes the "scream" sound.
Donnie: How do I--
*Before Donnie could finish, Billdozer punched him in the throat which causes Donnie to gasp for air.*
Billdozer: Just for that, you gotta clean the room. I really can't believe you thought I'd help you! From now on, you're doing our bitch work, got it junior?
*Raven in confessional*
Raven: Heh, looks like we don't have to worry about keeping the room neat now...
*Live shot of the room, all the guys are heading out to pick up the Danity Kane girls, leaving Donnie to clean up the room they trashed.
Freddie: I want this place spic and span! If it's not, I'll snap that broomstick and shove it up your--
Chase: Easy there Fred.
*Joey in confessional*
Joey: Man, Fred seems to be uptight all the time. Maybe this night out would be good for him.
*Freddie in confessional*
Freddie: If you see Joey, I want my fried rice...
*Live shot of the parking lot outside the hotel. Daddy's limo has pulled up, and the Tokyo Famous crew and Danity Kane pile inside. Once again, Billdozer takes a seat near the fridge, and Aubrey and Raven take to their own corner.*
Joey: C'mon man, save some beer for us!
Billdozer: OK, census time! Who thinks Joey should shut the fuck up?
*Everyone in the limo raises their hands*
Billdozer: The jury's spoken.
*Aubrey in confessional*
Aubrey: Y'know, I thought I'd have the worst time ever when I found out Donnie was back; but having the Tokyo Famous boys around, especially Raven, has made this experience much better.
*Donnie in confessional*
Donnie: What does Aubrey see in him? I don't flippin' get it!
*Freddie and Billdozer walk up behind Donnie, and slap him in the back of the head; the slaps in stereo sends Donnie from the chair and to the floor.
Freddie and Billdozer: Get to cleanin'!
*Live shot inside a random New York night club; Tokyo Famous and Danity Kane are in the VIP lounge Diddy reserved for them. Billdozer, Chase, and Shannon are conversing amongst themselves, Freddie and Joey are out on the floor trying to get numbers, and Raven and Aubrey are sitting back on a small sofa talking.
Billdozer: So Freddie and I walked into the confessional and saw Donnie was already there, and laid a good smack down on his Ken doll-lookin' ass!
*The trio laugh as we pick up audio for Aubrey and Raven*
Aubrey: So, that's the story on why I have to change phone numbers every few months.
Raven: Donnie must like you a lot then.
*Raven in confessional*
Raven: Donnie is a creepy cunt, plain and simple. Who uses spyware to track a girl's number who's not interested in them? Donnie! Read my lips; no interest! No interest! N.I.! No interest!
*Live shot at the VIP lounge; Aubrey's cellphone begins to ring.*
Aubrey: Hello?
Donnie: Hey!
Aubrey: What did I say about calling me?
Donnie: I just wanna say hi... What's up?
Aubrey: Nothing that involves you!
*Billdozer overhear Aubrey yelling, and wanders over out of curiosity. Billdozer mouths "Who is it?" to Raven, who lips "Donnie" back. Bill nodded, and flagged Aubrey to hand the phone to him.*
Donnie: I love you!
Billdozer: Touching... Now get back to fucking work you cocksucker!
Donnie: Oh shit!
*Donnie hangs up the phone, and Billdozer hands Aubrey her phone back.*
*Commercial*
*We return on the hotel room, which looks to be pretty clean. Donnie is hard at work, dusting every corner and area he can when Tokyo Famous enter the room.*
*Donnie in confessional*
Donnie: I hope they like my work...
I'm neat ^_^
*Live shot of the room; Donnie is standing in the center, proudly showing off his work.*
Feddie: Dick.
Donnie: What!?!?!
Raven: You heard him, you dick.
Billdozer: What's that on your forehead?
Donnie: I'm not falling for that, you just wanna hit me!
Billdozer: Why would I wanna do that best buddy? Jus lemme get that for you!
*Billdozer hits Donnie in the head, and sends him to the floor.*
Chase: Wow.... You dumbass.
Raven: I know, he shoulda' known that was coming...
*Just as Donnie was collecting himself, Big Mike and Willie were knocking on the door. Joey opened it and let them into the room.*
Willie: Here's the deal; ya'll got one song a piece.
Big Mike: Diddy wants ya in the studio tomorrow recording. He's gonna listen to all three tracks, and the one he likes the least...
Willie: Probably Donnie's...
Big Mike: Will keep it's artist locked outta the studio for a week. Peace
*Willie and Mike exit the room as Making the Band goes to commercial.*
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Post by The Human Cancer on Feb 25, 2008 20:39:27 GMT -5
*Making the Band 5 returns from commercial in Diddy's studio, with Danity Kane laying down their track...*
(Shannon) Big Boy I like The way you be lookin' at me It be drivein' me crazy And I like everytime you up In my ear you be talkin' All sexy
(Pre-Chorus (All)) And if you think you can Handle it show me what You workin' with Let me know before we get down
(Chorus (All)) I can't fight if you makin' me sweat Baby I can't have it I really like it.
(Aubrey) But if you can't get it jumpin' You better back up off of me And If I really don't want it You better back up off of me
(Pre-Chorus (All)) And if you think you can Handle it show me what You workin' with Let me know before we get down
(Chorus (All)) I can't fight if you makin' me sweat Baby I can't have it I really like it.
(Aubrey) But if you can't get it jumpin' You better back up off of me And If I really don't want it You better back up off of me
I hope you know what you're doin' boy Don't play with me, and if you wanna Get it right we can get it right Anytime you wanna get it right
I hope you know what you're doin' boy Don't play with me, and if you wanna Get it jumpin', if you wanna get it poppin' We can get it right.
*Outside the booth, Mike and Willie are bopping their heads, and getting into the song.*
*Aubrey in confessional*
Aubrey: This is gonna be a close one between us and Tokyo Famous
*Shannon in confessional*
Shannon: Donnie just sucks, period. Our only competition here is Tokyo Famous. We don't see it like us competing since we get along so well. Good luck boys!
*Live shot of Donnie in the studio*
(Donnie)
Hey, girl I got something real important to give you So just sit down And listen
Girl, you know we been together Such a long, long time (Such a long time) And now I'm ready To lay it on the line
Wow, you know it's Christmas And my heart is open wide (Open wide) Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind (What's on my mind)
A gift real special So take off the top Take a look inside It's my dick in a box (It's in a box)
Not gonna get you a diamond ring That sort of gift don't mean anything Not gonna get you a fancy car Girl, you gotta know you're my shining star Not gonna get you a house in the hills A girl like you needs something real I wanna get you something from the heart (Something special, girl)
It's my dick in a box! My dick in a box, babe It's my dick in a box! (Ooh) My dick in a box, girl
See, I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs giving, girl And I got just the one Something to show you that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress It's easy to do Just follow these steps:
One: Cut a hole in a box Two: Put your junk in that box Three: Make her open the box And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box! My dick in a box, babe It's my dick in a box! (Ooh) My dick in a box, girl
Christmas Dick in a box Hanukkah Dick in a box! Kwanzaa A dick in a box Every single holiday, a dick in a box Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box Meat Day at the grocery store, a dick in a box Backstage at the CMAs, a dick in a box Yeah A dick in a box Dick in a box Dick in a box...
*Mike and Willie do not seem to like the song, as they are not even in the studio! The shittiness of the song forced the pair out.*
*Donnie in confessional*
Donnie: I bet Aubrey'll like that! Take that Raven! Aubrey! I LO---
*Live shot of Tokyo Famous in the booth; Raven in one to record vocals, his band mates in another to record the track.*
(Raven) Free chicken, free chicken.. Free chicken and apple pie, I want some free chicken, Free chicken and apple pie...
Listen to the water tap, Listen to the water tap.. Break, break.. Break out the ice, Pour you a cup.. Your throat is dry, you can never get enough.. My milk is sour, I'll put it on the toast.. The cereal is free, I like cereal the most.. Burn the marshmellow, let it freeze.. Beg for the hot pocket, get on your knees.. A ice cream sandwich is a terrible thing to waste, Hot sauce burns, When will we learn to open the skittles and get a little taste..
Listen to the honeycombs, Listen to the honeycombs.. Run, bird, run.. Fly away into the night.. But leave us some pie..
We at a redlight, we at a redlight.. Redlight, what we at? Redlight, what we at? You can't stop us, we'll drink all the juice.. Deer meet is good but we'll never eat a moose, The cereal is free, cereal is the best.. If you take my trix, I'll stab you in the chest.. Plead for the poprocks and soda in your pants.. Trix are for kids, he never had a chance.. Hot sauce burns, When will we feed the bunny so he will dance.. And he will dance...
Listen to the honeycombs, Listen to the honeycombs.. Run, bird, run.. Fly into the night, But leave us some pie..
Redlights and oil spills, Lucky charms and cheerios.. Is the cotton candy real? Where did the chicken go? He didn't leave some pie, Now the chicken must die..
Listen to the honey combs, Listen to the honey combs.. Die, bird, die.. You cannot hide, We wanted our pie..
*Donnie and Mike are jumping about, getting into the energy of the song*
*Joey in confessional*
Joey: Track's dope...
*Raven in confessional*
Raven: There is no way Donnie can top that. I mean, we are great! We are the one take wonder!
*Freddie in confessional*
Freddie: Diddy better love our song, or he can expect a burning cross in his front yard...
*Commercial*
*Making the Band returns in Diddy's office; Danity Kane, Tokyo Famous, Donnie, Willie, and Mike are circled around Diddy's desk. Diddy hits "1" on his CD changer to play Danity's song; Back Up. Everyone is bopping along, feeling the flow of the music and words.*
Diddy: Track was dope, no doubt. You girls' sounded the best I've heard you in a while. Now it's time for you, Donnie.
*Diddy presses "2". and Dick in a Box begins to ooze out the speakers. After about a minute, Diddy stops it.*
Diddy: Yo' ass is out the studio. Even though we dun need to hear it, Tokyo Famous' track is next.
*Diddy hits "3", which plays Ballad of the Honeycombs. Willie and Mike are jumping around, while the Tokyo Famous boys are doing some light headbanging.*
Diddy: Excellent. Raw emotion, fire beat... I smell a chart topper. You guys win the battle track! Danity, nice try... Y'all are definitely worthy of a record deal here. Donnie... Sure.
*Cameras zoom out as it shows everyone in the room as it fades to credits.*
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Feb 25, 2008 22:41:50 GMT -5
Are y'all ready to make a band. I found 5 of the dopest musicians I could find in suburban San Diego, they go by the name of Tokyo Famous. I think they are the future ya'll. They will take Bad Boy to the top. So, I asked them if they would like a shot to be superstars around the world. Lucky for me they agreed. Tokyo Famous will come to New York, and along with my other hit group Danity Kane, and up and comer Donnie, they will make Bad Boy the best label known to man. Let's get it started ya'll. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Previously on Making The Band
*Raven in confessional*
Raven: My first impression of the girls were they are drop dead gorgeous, especially Aubrey. I am looking forward to getting to know her on a professional level, and maybe a personal level.
*Aubrey in Confessional*
Aubrey: When we first met the guys, my first impression was they were all good looking. Donnie seems a bit fake for my tastes. Cookie Cutter white boy, too much gel, tans as dark as mine. Not good in my book. Raven seemed like a sweet guy, I am a sucker for guys who play guitar, and his rugged good looks are very nice. I can't wait to get to know them all better.Donnie: But... I... I thought we were friends! Besides, this hat might look good to Aubrey.
Raven: Aubrey attracted to you? Please! She clearly likes me. And you heard Billdozer, no more standing in our bathroom.*Aubrey in the confessional room*
Aubrey: It's about time someone beat some sense into Donnie. Not only that, but Raven and I did some bonding over a common hatred. Diddy: Ya'll made me proud, all ya'll's albums will do very well. But, as good as they are, this was just the first track, we have many tracks to go. So, ya'll go out on the town tonight, and enjoy it. But, tomorrow, it's back to work, and I got a special track for ya'll to get on your albums. But, right now, you guys are making me very happy. Bad Boy for life.Donnie: Listen, I wanna impress Aubrey, and get her away from Jerkface McPoopie-Pants. She seems to like rock guys, so I'd figure I'd ask on of ya for advice... Can ya' teach me to do a rock scream?
Billdozer: You know I'm not the singer, right?
Donnie: Yeah, I know. I'm not gonna ask Raven, he'll teach me wrong.*Aubrey in confessional*
Aubrey: Y'know, I thought I'd have the worst time ever when I found out Donnie was back; but having the Tokyo Famous boys around, especially Raven, has made this experience much better.
*Donnie in confessional*
Donnie: What does Aubrey see in him? I don't flippin' get it!*Donnie in confessional*
Donnie: I bet Aubrey'll like that! Take that Raven! Aubrey! I LO---
The opening graphic hits as the official song Toxic by Tokyo Famous is heard as we see pictures of the 3 groups who are making their hit albums.
Diddy: Aight ya'll, welcome back to your new favorite show. To catch you all up to speed. I had to kick Donnie's ass out the studio, he was not connecting with the songs, and I didn't feel like he was taking it seriously. So, I had Ahnk Ra come in and try to teach Donnie how to sing. Hopefully he will improve, and get his white ass back in the studio. Tokyo Famous and Danity Kane have been bringing the heat ya'll. They have done two songs and both were hot. They keep bangin' out the hits. Let's not waste anymore time, let's get back to tha hits.
We are takin to the studio where Tokyo Famous is in mid-recording of their second track. The camera pans around, as the audio is heard.
Raven Is this what it seems,
Never ending heartbreak
What could all of this pain mean
Things aren't always what they seem
This book has been opened (the next chapter)
Life is a novel,Live it with all you get.
If you're mistake scars you, Heal it (Before I)
Burn the pages, Close the book
It's over now, We all must look
Into our past (Come Closer)
This novel has ended,We can't last (Take Over)
Time to write a New Chapter.
We start anew, Nothing to lose
The less we have, The more we gain
It happens once more, You can't refuse.
You have to cry, Tears fall like rain
How can I end all this suffering,
This anger seems so confusing
The novel of my life has been closed
How much longer until I know
What's left of this chapter (Should I)
Burn the pages, Close the book
It's over now, We all must look
Into our past (Come Closer)
This novel has ended,We can't last (Take Over)
Time to write a New Chapter.
It hasn't ended, Has it?
Life's a book that can't be closed
That's what I thought until
All of this pain recently arose.
Now we have to..
Burn the pages, Close the book
It's over now, We all must look
Into our past (Come Closer)
This novel has ended,We can't last (Take Over)
Time to write a New Chapter.
The song ends as Willie and Mike are smiling ear to ear as Raven takes the headphones off
Willie: Yet another smash. Ya guys are mad talented.
Big Mike: Ya'll are the future. No on can touch ya in the studio. Perfection.
Raven: We are the golden boys of Rock.
The band members exit the booth and exit the room leaving Raven along with Mike and Willie.
Raven: Where did my band take off to?
Mike: They went to do their thang, smack around Donnie some more and shit.
Raven: That dumbass needs to get a life.
Willie: Fa sho. Oh, by the way dawg, your home girl Aubrey is out in the lobby waiting for ya. Don't keep her waiting playboy, we have a song to mix.
Raven: Alright guys, make me sound even better.
*Raven in confessional*
Raven: So, we were in the studio, we recorded our newest song "New Chapter" my band decided to ditch me to haze on Donnie some more. I get out of the booth, and I heard Aubrey wanted to talk to me. I have known her for a few days now, and I am learning more about her each day. She is a nice person.
Raven walks down the hallway but speech continues
Raven: I have been thinking of getting to know her on a more personal level, see what she likes, what she doesn't like, aside from Donnie, just getting to know her overall.
Raven arrives in the lobby and spots Aubrey sitting on a chair flipping through a magazine
Raven: Why hello there Miss Aubrey.
Aubrey: Hey yourself stranger. Have a seat.
The camera zooms in as Raven approaches the chair and takes a seat
Aubrey: So, how did recording go?
Raven: It went fast. We are the one take wonders.
Aubrey: Cocky are we?
Raven: No, just honest, and awesome.
Aubrey: So, where is the rest of your band?
Raven: Oh, they went to go beat on Donnie some more. They told me the other day that he was planning on asking you out on a date again. So, I guess they are making sure he doesn't follow through.
Aubrey: That's good, as I have my eye on someone else.
Raven: Oh really?
Aubrey: Mmm Hmm.
Raven: Well, as we are done recording, how about you and I go out for dinner after you finish recording your track?
Aubrey: That sounds great.
Raven: Cool, I will swing by your hotel tonight and come pick you up. Sound good?
Aubrey: Very good.
Raven and Aubrey smile at each other as Willie appears in the room
Willie: Aight lovebirds take it down a peg. Aubrey, girl we about to record your song.
Aubrey: Alright, I shall see you tonight:
Raven: Yes you shall.
Raven gives Aubrey a hug and she walks into the studio
*Aubrey in confessional*
Aubrey: I have felt a connection with Raven over the last few days. I am looking forward to getting to know him outside of his band, and getting to know him as a person. Tonight should be a good night.
*Commercials*
Back from commercials we see a man playing tones on a piano while Donnie is heard doing "La,la, la la's"
Ahnk Ra: Come on Donnie, you have to use your abdomen, don't sound like a dying cat.
Donnie: Ahnk, we have been doing this same stupid voice lessonn for the last three hours.
Ahnk Ra: Oh, I am sorry to be wasting your time. Listen here grease ball, your sorry ass got kicked out of the studio, not mine. If anyone's time ie being wasted it's mine.
*Donnie in Confessional*
Donnie: Vocal training is mad hard. I have been kicked out the studio because Diddy doesn't like my songs. Hopefully I can get my voice right and get back in the studio, and I really hope I can kick Raven's ass out of the studio. That jerk. He stoled Aubrey from me, but I shall win her back.
Ahnk Ra: Alright, let's try singing your song Summer Girls again, we need you to get it right.
Donnie: Alright, do you have the music?
Ahnk Ra: Music? You have to be kidding me, you are singing it with no music. You have to sing the song right, not worry about the music.
Donnie: But...
Ahnk Ra: Do not back talk me, or I will crack you in the jaw.
Ahnk begins to play a few notes on the keyboard as Donnie begins to harmonize and sing his song.
Donnie Donnie Yeah...I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer Do you remember, Do you remember? ...when we met..That summer??
[Chorus:] New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick. And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch, I'd take her if I had one wish, But she's been gone since that summer.. Since that summer
Ahnk stops playing before Donnie reaches the first verse and looks at him
Ahnk Ra: I am just going to start praying for you right now. Get out of here and try to enjoy the rest of your day.
Donnie: Ok.
Donnie exits the practice studio as Ahnk is shown shaking his head
*Donnie in confessional*
Donnie: I am hoping my voice sounds more like a soul singer, that way Diddy will like my music. And hopefully Aubrey will too.
*Commercials*
Back from commercials we see Aubrey and Shannon in the booth as an upbeat melody is heard as Mike and Willie bop along to the beat
Aubrey [Intro - Aubrey] Oh boy Baby... Oh no no no, touch me like that Ohh my god, baby, no, no, no, no, no
Aubrey and Shannon You make me wanna do, something I never do (never do) Wanna go there with you (with you) All the way there (there), touch me there (there), take me there with you (there with you) Boy I'm scared of you Nothing compares to you I'm not prepared to do it
Shannon Bridge - Shannon (Dawn)] Wanna go all the way We gotta play it safe Hey, Hey We ain't doin' nothing if you don't, don't, don't, don't know (my love) (So you just cant have my love)
Aubrey and Shannon
So I can't love you (right now) Like I want to (right now) We just can't do it And it's taking everything in me Know that I want to (right now) Like I love you (right now) I want to (And it's keeping me from giving you my love)
The music fades as Mike and Willie are shown high fiving over the great music.
Mike: Ya'll, that was dope. It's a bangin' joint fa sho.
Willie: No doubt, what made you come up with that song?
Shannon: Yeah, I have been wondering the same thing Aubs.
Aubrey: Let's just say, I had some special motavation.
Willie: Does it involve a certain long blond hair, guitar playing singer?
Aubrey: You could say that.
Willie: Haha, aight. The track is blazin' all we gotta do is mix it, so ya'll are free to go.
Aubrey and Shannon are shown exiting the room.
Shannon: So, what are your plans tonight?
Aubrey: I am going out to dinner with Raven.
Shannon: No way?! He asked you?
Aubrey: Yes, he asked me after he finished his song.
Shannon: Are you excited?
Aubrey: You have no idea.
*Shannon in Confessional*
Shannon: I figured something was going on between those two. I see how they look at each other when they are around. I find it adoreable.
The scene fades out as we are inside of Tokyo Famous' hotel room. Raven is still playing Head On. Chase and Freddie are reading up on Duke. Joey is busy watching a Kung Fu flick. While Billdozer is on his cell laughing and calling that BMW guy a crippled cunt. Camera's turn around as we see Donnie enter the room
Donnie: Hey guys. Vocal training was a lot of hard work. But, Ahnk said that Diddy will listen to my training tapes and see if I can go back into the studio.
All the guys keep on doing their activities and not paying attention to what Donnie is saying.
Donnie: Fine, don't listen to me. I will go find Aubrey and tell her my good news.
Raven hears this and pauses his game and turns to look at Donnie
Raven: Try not to bore her to death, I am going to need her to still be alive for our date tonight.
Raven turns back and un-pauses his game as Donnie looks like someone ran over his dog
Donnie: Date? You asked Aubrey out on a date?
Billdozer: He didn't stutter you burnt ass cracker.
Donnie: Why did you ask her out on a date?
Raven: I don't have to explain my actions to you wind-bag. Now, if you will excuse me, I am going to start getting ready.
Raven turns off the PS3 and heads to the bathroom to take a shower.
Donnie:Did you guys know he was going to do this? I mean, didn't he know I love Aubrey?
Billdozer: Oh, he knows. But, like us, he doesn't care about you or your feelings.
Donnie: You guys are supposed to be my friends, you should have told me!!!!
Freddie: Hold on, let me ask Raven if he can give me a tampon for you, since I think it's your time of the month.
Donnie: I am going to see if I can talk Aubrey out of this.
The Tokyo Famous boys drop what they are doing and begin to charge at Donnie and knock him to the ground and start to punch and kick him
*Freddie in confessional*
Freddie: No need for tampons, my fist to his jaw will stop the bleeding.
*Commercials*
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Feb 25, 2008 23:16:43 GMT -5
Back from commercials we see a montage of Aubrey and Raven getting ready for their date as 'Crawling In My Skin" acapella plays in the background. Shots show Raven walking out the hotel room, Aubrey applying make up, Raven staring at some bums fighting, Aubrey putting on some perfume, Raven being awesome some more as the screen flashes with "He's Awesome!" above him as he keeps walking. Raven turns the corner to see Aubrey walking out of the hotel.
Raven: Hey there gorgeous.
Aubrey: Hey yourself.
Raven approaches Aubrey and gives her a kiss on the cheek and a hug
Aubrey: You sure clean up nicely.
Raven: Yeah well I try. Shall we?
Aubrey: We shall.
Aubrey links arms with Raven as the two walk down the road as the camera follows closely behind them. A montage plays of them walking to the resturant, enjoying each other's company. The shot goes live as we see a waiter sit them in a booth.
Some Waiter Dude: So, what will you two have?
Raven: I would like the Steak and Potatoes, Steak down medium rare, with a Labatte Blue please.
Some Wiater Dude: Yes sir. And for you Madame?
Aubrey: I would like the grilled chicken with steamed vegetables, and a glass of red wine.
Some Waiter Dude: Coming right up.
Aubrey: This place is really nice.
Raven: Yeah, I used to come here when I was younger. They always have the best food, so I figured it would be a great first date option.
Aubrey: I just assume when you were younger you didn't drink Labatte Blue?
Raven: Shhhh, don't let that waitor guy hear you. I am not really even supposed to drink.
Aubrey: Ah, a rule breaker. I like that in guy's. So, do you like older women?
Raven: I like all kinds of women, wait, scratch that, all kinds of women love me.
Aubrey laughs softly as the waiter arrives with their drinks.
Aubrey: So, who are you really?
Raven: Like, deep down?
Aubrey: Yes. Outside of Tokyo Famous.
Raven: Well, I am the king of Twisted Metal. No one can ever beat me in it. I am pretty much the same guy out of the band as when I am in it.
Aubrey: Sounds really complex.
Raven: Oh, you know it. What about you? Who is the women behind the outspoken Aubrey that I have seen?
Aubrey: I'm just a laid back, chill type of girl. I like to hang out with my friends, and just do all sorts of stuff. I am very active.
Raven: Well, I do have to admit, you are a very cool person.
Aubrey: Believe me, I know I am.
Raven: What did you do before you became a really big superstar?
Aubrey: Well, I was always singing and dancing, I have had a passion for performing since I can remember. I always knew I would be on stage in some form. Now I am living my dream. What about you?
Raven: I always wanted to be a rock star. So, when I got my first guitar on my 8th birthday, I would always practice and tell myself that will be me one day on stage. Making music that everyone will enjoy, and I will make a ton of money.
Aubrey: So, you were even cocky when you are a child?
Raven: Oh, or course.
The waiter arrives with their food as a montage is shown of them eating, and carrying on their conversation. The scene fades out as we are taken back to the Tokyo Famous and Donnie hotel room
Donnie: What do you guys think they are doing?
Billdozer: Stuff that only you wish you could do.
Donnie: I am going to wait here until he gets back and give him a piece of my mind.
Freddie: You continue to do that, you won't have a mind to give him.
Billdozer: Well Donnie, you got your wish, there they are.
Donnie runs over to the window as cameras show Raven and Aubrey walking hand in hand to the girls side of the hotel.
Raven: I had a really great time tonight.
Aubrey: I did too. Thanks for inviting me.
Raven: Thank you for accepting.
Chase: What do you think they are saying?
Billdozer: They are probably exchanging wedding vows.
Donnie: NO!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!
Raven and Aubrey hug and then both gaze into each others eyes and lean foward and share a kiss.
Donnie: I think my heart stopped
Billdozer: About time.
The kiss ends as Raven and Aubrey continue to look at eachother with smiles on their faces
Raven: Well, I guess I will see you tomorrow.
Aubrey: I guess you will. Goodnight.
Raven: Goodnight Aubrey.
They both turn around and walk to their side of the hotel as the camera zooms out into the sky as a close up on the moon and stars is shown as Donnie continues to wail away.
On The Next making the Band. Whose up for some basketball? Clips are shown of Donnie being knocked ot the groud by Raven and Billdozer, Freddie stepping directly onto him, and Raven assisting Aubrey on a Slam Dunk
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Post by The Human Cancer on Feb 26, 2008 22:18:45 GMT -5
Are y'all ready to make a band. I found 5 of the dopest musicians I could find in suburban San Diego, they go by the name of Tokyo Famous. I think they are the future ya'll. They will take Bad Boy to the top. So, I asked them if they would like a shot to be superstars around the world. Lucky for me they agreed. Tokyo Famous will come to New York, and along with my other hit group Danity Kane, and up and comer Donnie, they will make Bad Boy the best label known to man. Let's get it started ya'll. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Previously on Making the Band:
Billdozer: They are probably exchanging wedding vows. Donnie: NO!!!!! SHUT UP!!!! Raven and Aubrey hug and then both gaze into each others eyes and lean foward and share a kiss. Donnie: I think my heart stopped Billdozer: About time. Aubrey: Ah, a rule breaker. I like that in guy's. So, do you like older women? Raven: I like all kinds of women, wait, scratch that, all kinds of women love me. Donnie: What do you guys think they are doing? Billdozer: Stuff that only you wish you could do. Donnie: I am going to wait here until he gets back and give him a piece of my mind. Freddie: You continue to do that, you won't have a mind to give him.
The opening graphic hits as the official song Toxic by Tokyo Famous is heard as we see pictures of the 3 groups who are making their hit albums.
Diddy: Alright, lemme catch y'all up to speed: Donnie sucked, and had to get visited by mah boy Ankh Ra for vocal training. Then, Raven and Aubrey did their thagy-thang, and got together which set Donnie off. So, it's time for some more label bonding... And maybe time to settle the grudge between Tokyo Famous and Donnie!
*Live shot of the hotel lobby, where all 3 groups are crowded in front of Diddy, Willie, and Big Mike.*
Diddy: Aight, know I know yo' last bonding session didn't go to plan...
Donnie: Sure as hell didn't!
Big Mike: Shut up white boy!
Diddy: Anyways, I think it's time for some more bonding. The limo's outside ready to take you, and I'll meet ya' there.
*The groups leave the hotel, and pile into the limo except for Donnie, who still has to ride bitch.*
*Shannon in confessional*
Shannon: It's weird, Diddy never does anything with his groups, he a private guy...
*Freddie in confessional*
Freddie: I had my heart set on settling things between me and Donnie like men; me, him, a rope, and two knives...
*Donnie in confessional*
Donnie: I wonder what he has in store!
I LOVE YOU AU--
*Live shots in the basketball court located inside MSG; the gang has been dressed to play a little basketball. Diddy, dressed as a ref, calls the group over.*
Diddy: Who's up for some basketball?!
Donnie: I am!
Willie and Mike: Cracka...
Diddy: Tonight is a charity game that's gonna be broadcast as part of a telethon here on HBO. The game starts at 8 o'clock...
Donnie: Then why are we here at 6?
Aubrey: You're pretty much a woman in a man's body, huh Donnie?
Raven: You bitch more than this guy I know named Clint.
Billdozer: Shut up Donnie, go fucking kill yourself already...
Freddie: Oh, trying to take my fun Bill?
Joey: Easy guys!
Everyone: Shut up Joey!
Diddy: Anyway, we're here early to practice and to pick teams. Raven, you're the captain, split em up.
*Raven in confessional*
Raven: Bad move Diddy...
*Chase in confessional*
Chase: Overkill much?
*Donnie in confessional*
Donnie: Fuck...
*Live shot of MSG; Raven has divided the teams: Raven, Freddie, Chase, Billdozer, Joey. Aubrey, and Shannon are the blue team, and Donnie is the red.*
Diddy: Aight, do ya' warm-ups, you got an hour and a half.
*commercials*
*We return to MTB; MSG is packed, and the court has been cleared. Diddy is in the middle of the court.*
Diddy: Y'all ready for some basketball!?
*The crowd breaks into loud cheers*
Diddy: Please welcome the blue team; Raven, Freddie, Billdozer, Chase, Joey, Shannon, and Aubrey!
*The crowd damn near blows the roof off as Tokyo Famous and Danity Kane come from the locker room.*
Diddy: And the red team... Nigga can't be serious... Donnie...
*No reaction from the crowd as Donnie busts through, full of spirit.*
Diddy: Now big hand of applause for our guest announcers: 3D and Gweedo!
3D: Hey you fuckfaces, it's Diamond Donovan Douglas here, better known as 3D!
Gweedo: I'm "Handsome" Hollywood Harry, but to you, you, and the fat fuck over there...
*The camera zooms in on a fan in the front row who is rather large. Next to her is her husband, and 2 little kids running around in front of her. Freddie watches her on the jumbo screen, and slaps his palm against his head.*
Gweedo: I'm Gweedo!
*Freddie in confessional*
Freddie: Mom... Dad... What the fuck...
*Live shot of Diddy tossing the ball up to start the game between Donnie and Freddie. Freddie elbows Donnie in the neck, and takes the ball down court without dribbling.*
Donnie: What the hell?
Billdozer: Street rules, bitch!
*Freddie hands the ball to Raven, who passes it to Aubrey who is in mid air. Slam dunk!
3D: Donnie, what a bitch...
Gweedo: He clearly does not run with the hatchet!
3D: Nor would we want him to!
Gweedo: 1-0; Blue
*Another tip-off between Donnie and Chase. Chase nabs the ball, and Billdozer tackles Donnie to the floor. Chase dribbles up court, while the rest of the team walk slowly. Feddie goes out of his way to step directly on Donnie's chest and spit in his face.*
3D: Three pointer by Chase!
Gweedo: 4-0; Blue.
*Donnie in confessional*
Donnie: Not cool...
*The voice over continues on the game, showing Donnie getting slapped around as the score soars higher and higher*
Donnie: Not a point, not a single point*
*Live shot of the game; Freddie is standing in front of Donnie with an evil grin, and a switch blade out*
Freddie: C'mon Ken, let's tango!
*Freddie chases Donnie up the court while the blue team continue to score*
*commercials*
*We return at the end of the second half, the scoreboard reading Blue Team: 200 Donnie: -100*
3D: What a lame game!
Gweedo: Negative points... Just... Wow.
*Aubrey in confessional*
Aubrey: I said it once, I'll say it again; Danity Kane and Tokyo Famous work well together
*Raven in confessional*
Raven: Aubrey and I... What a team
*Billdozer in confessional*
Billdozer: I need a beer
*Live shot of the group arriving back at the hotel, gathered in front of Diddy*
Diddy: Nice goin' y'all. Ya made a lot of cash. In honor of the blue team's victory, you guys get dinner tomorrow night on me!
Donnie: What about me?
*Freddie whips out his switch blade again*
Freddie: Sure, I'll saw off your calf and you can eat that.
Raven: Calm down Fred...
*Commercials*
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Post by The Human Cancer on Feb 27, 2008 18:57:59 GMT -5
*We return from commercial in Tokyo Famous' hotel room; they slept in late after a late night of partying after the game. Billdozer stumbles into the main room, half awake as he gazes at the clock on the microwave.*
Billdozer: Jesus, 2 o'clock already...
*Just then, there was a knock at the door, and Willie and Mike let themselves in.*
Willie: Yo, you the only one up?
Billdozer: Yeah...
Mike: Well, wake up the rest of ya' crew, Diddy's down stairs with the girls; he said he's got some sort of surprise for y'all before ya head out.
Billdozer: Donnie too?
Willie: Fuck no!
*Billdozer walks back from where he came and the scene cuts to the lobby where Diddy and Danity Kane are waiting. Tokyo Famous exits an elevator, and heads towards Diddy.*
Diddy: Nice to see y'all are awake. I know I promised you guys dinner, but I never told you to pack some nice threads. So, y'all are going to my Sean John store...
Billdozer: I'm going to Hot Topic...
Diddy: Aight, ain't gonna argue. Y'all have $400 a piece to spend ta' make yourselves look good for tonight. This is a 5-star joint after all. The limo's outside.
*Tokyo Famous and Danity Kane head out of the hotel, and pile into the limo.*
*Commercial*
*The limo pulls up into Time's Square; Tokyo Famous and Danity Kane exit the car, and begin to head down the sidewalk.*
*Raven in confessional*
Raven: Since Aubrey and I's date went so well, I saw this as another opportunity to spend some more time with her.*
*Live shot of the group laughing and carrying on, when Raven and Aubrey break off from the group.*
*Shannon in confessional*
Shannon: It's nice to see those two getting along so well; I knew they'd end up hitting it off.
*Meanwhile, back at the hotel; Donnie comes stumbling out of his room in the darkness, flipping every switch he can.*
Donnie: Guys?
*He heads into the kitchen to find a note on the fridge.
Dear Cocksucker, Diddy wanted us downstairs. We were told not to wake you (like we would anyways). By the way, Raven and Aubrey'll probably be getting it on whenever they can.
--Your Friends at Tokyo Famous*
Donnie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
*Live shot of Raven and Aubrey exiting the store, as Raven's cell phone begins to ring.*
Unknown: I'm going to kill you...
Raven: Donnie, get off the phone... I left my number there for emergencies only, like if Diddy wanted to kick you out.
Unknown: I'm not Donnie!
Raven: Yes, yes you are; who else sounds like Lance Bass on the show?
Unknown: I'm not La--- What the hell?
*A loud crash is heard, and two other voices can be heard on the phone.*
Freddie: Donnie! This shithole isn't clean, God damn it!
Billdozer: Get to fucking work!
*More crashing can be heard, and Raven puts it on speaker so Aubrey can get a good laugh at the sound of Donnie getting slapped around.*
Aubrey: I guess they're back, maybe we should get going.
*Commercial*
*We return on Danity Kane in the lobby, waiting for Tokyo Famous to arrive. They come out of the elevator in the new clothes they had bought today.*
Aubrey: You boys look sharp...
Shannon: Yeah, you clean up nice
Raven: I know... It's an "I'm awesome" thing.
Chase: Shall we get going?
Shannon: Yes, we shall.
*They all exit the hotel, and once again pile into the limo. They spread out into their usual positions as the limo pulls away.*
*Commercial*
*The limo pulls up to a fast food restaurant known as Sonic's. The gang exit the limo and head inside where they meet Diddy.*
Diddy: Welcome to Sonic's y'all; home of the Big Mac and Whopper!
Mike: That's McDonald's....
Willie: And Burger King...
Diddy: Whatever. I rented this joint out for y'all to relax, and have a good meal. Everything's paid for... And I got a 30 rack in the fridge for you...
*Diddy points at Billdozer and heads out of the establishment. The group head up and place orders*
*Donnie in confessional*
Donnie: I will win Aubrey over... Whatever it takes... I LO--
*Live shot of Sonic's; everyone has their meals. They're sitting back, split in small groups and conversing amongst themselves. The cameras take us outside, where Donnie crosses paths with Diddy, who is heading to the car.*
Donnie: You have a minute?
Diddy: Uh... Sure.
Donnie: Can ya' go in there? I got something to say, and I want everyone to hear it.
*Diddy nods, and heads back. After a few moments, Donnie begins to jog towards Sonic's and breaks into a sprint as he gets close to the door. Somehow, he misses and runs right into the large window next to it.*
*Aubrey in confessional*
Aubrey: Donnie.... Just... Wow.
*Live shot of Donnie entering the establishment, and rushing towards Raven and Aubrey's table.*
Donnie: I got something to say to you.. to all of you.. in front of Diddy!
*Donnie backs up into the center of the restaurant, and takes a deep breath.*
Donnie: Raven... Aubrey... Tokyo Famous... You guys have been nothing but out of control tiddly winks at me! I've had enough! Raven! You steal my woman....
*Aubrey in confessional*
Aubrey: His woman?
*Raven in confessional*
Raven: Try my woman jackass!
*Donnie continues his rant.*
Donnie: Freddie... Billdozer... All you do is beat me up! Chase, Joey, and Shannon just watch!
Shannon: Because it's funny...
Donnie: SHUT UP BITCH!
Billdozer: I've had enough...
Freddie: As have I...
*Billdozer gets up from his table with Shannon, and Freddie get up from Chase and Joey's table, armed with a plastic fork. Billdozer pulls his tray from the table, and decks Donnie over the head. While he's on the ground, Freddie is ready to stab Donnie with the makeshift shank he made while Billdozer clubbed him with the tray.*
Diddy: Woah... Woah... I see what ya' mean, Donnie. It's time to keep these guys and girls in line. I'm gonna have a surprise lined up for y'all... soon.
*The shot zooms out on Billdozer and Freddie spitting on Donnie, as the credits begin to roll.*
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Feb 27, 2008 19:43:16 GMT -5
Prevously on Making The Band
Diddy: Alright, lemme catch y'all up to speed: Donnie sucked, and had to get visited by mah boy Ankh Ra for vocal training. Then, Raven and Aubrey did their thagy-thang, and got together which set Donnie off. So, it's time for some more label bonding... And maybe time to settle the grudge between Tokyo Famous and Donnie!Diddy: Aight, know I know yo' last bonding session didn't go to plan...
Donnie: Sure as hell didn't!
Big Mike: Shut up white boy!
Diddy: Anyways, I think it's time for some more bonding. The limo's outside ready to take you, and I'll meet ya' there.
*Live shots in the basketball court located inside MSG; the gang has been dressed to play a little basketball. Diddy, dressed as a ref, calls the group over.*
Diddy: Who's up for some basketball?!
Donnie: I am!
Willie and Mike: Cracka...
Diddy: Tonight is a charity game that's gonna be broadcast as part of a telethon here on HBO. The game starts at 8 o'clock...
Diddy: Anyway, we're here early to practice and to pick teams. Raven, you're the captain, split em up.
*Raven in confessional*
Raven: Bad move Diddy...
*Chase in confessional*
Chase: Overkill much?
*Donnie in confessional*
Donnie: Fuck...
*Live shot of MSG; Raven has divided the teams: Raven, Freddie, Chase, Billdozer, Joey. Aubrey, and Shannon are the blue team, and Donnie is the red.*
*Live shot of Diddy tossing the ball up to start the game between Donnie and Freddie. Freddie elbows Donnie in the neck, and takes the ball down court without dribbling.*
Donnie: What the hell?
Billdozer: Street rules, bitch!
*Freddie hands the ball to Raven, who passes it to Aubrey who is in mid air. Slam dunk!
3D: Donnie, what a bitch...
Gweedo: He clearly does not run with the hatchet!
3D: Nor would we want him to!
Gweedo: 1-0; Blue
*Another tip-off between Donnie and Chase. Chase nabs the ball, and Billdozer tackles Donnie to the floor. Chase dribbles up court, while the rest of the team walk slowly. Feddie goes out of his way to step directly on Donnie's chest and spit in his face.*
Donnie: You have a minute?
Diddy: Uh... Sure.
Donnie: Can ya' go in there? I got something to say, and I want everyone to hear it.
*Diddy nods, and heads back. After a few moments, Donnie begins to jog towards Sonic's and breaks into a sprint as he gets close to the door. Somehow, he misses and runs right into the large window next to it.*
*Aubrey in confessional*
Aubrey: Donnie.... Just... Wow.
*Live shot of Donnie entering the establishment, and rushing towards Raven and Aubrey's table.*
Donnie: I got something to say to you.. to all of you.. in front of Diddy!
*Donnie backs up into the center of the restaurant, and takes a deep breath.*
Donnie: Raven... Aubrey... Tokyo Famous... You guys have been nothing but out of control tiddly winks at me! I've had enough! Raven! You steal my woman....
*Aubrey in confessional*
Aubrey: His woman?
*Raven in confessional*
Raven: Try my woman jackass!
*Donnie continues his rant.*
Donnie: Freddie... Billdozer... All you do is beat me up! Chase, Joey, and Shannon just watch!
Shannon: Because it's funny...
Donnie: SHUT UP BITCH!
Billdozer: I've had enough...
Freddie: As have I...
*Billdozer gets up from his table with Shannon, and Freddie get up from Chase and Joey's table, armed with a plastic fork. Billdozer pulls his tray from the table, and decks Donnie over the head. While he's on the ground, Freddie is ready to stab Donnie with the makeshift shank he made while Billdozer clubbed him with the tray.*
Diddy: Woah... Woah... I see what ya' mean, Donnie. It's time to keep these guys and girls in line. I'm gonna have a surprise lined up for y'all... soon.
The opening graphic hits as the official song Toxic by Tokyo Famous is heard as we see pictures of the 3 groups who are making their hit albums.
Diddy: Welcome to this installment of Making the Band. I am your host, Diddy, and tonight ya'll I have some breaking news for ya. After Donnie's outburst with how he has been treated, I took it upon myself to look into the manner. As much as I hate to admit he is right, he does have a point. Tokyo Famous do ride him a bit hard, an Aubrey did sort of play wit his emotions. So, I decided that I have to show them all who calls the shots around here, and that's me. Since I can't be in the house with them all the time, I figured I would hire someone to make sure they don't kill eachother. A Den Mother if ya will, this person will keep them in line, make sure they are on time and get there shit done. So, let's find me a Den Mother.
Live shot shows Diddy outside the groups House as he is sitting on a deck area. Big Mike and Willie appear with a skinny, bald, asian looking man who is dressed in a brown button shirt and jeans.
Willie: This man is here for the Den Momma job.
Diddy: Alright, have a seat.
Man: Thanks.
Diddy: First of all, what's your name?
Man: My name is Matthew Cupps, but people call me Ron.
Diddy: Aight Ron, do you listen to hip hop?
Ron: Oh yeah, I am a huge fan of Eagle Eye Cherry.
Big Mike: What the hell you on homie?
Diddy: Aight, uh, that isn't really rap but it works. I am looking for a person who can keep people in line, get them to do their work, not fight amongst eachother y'know? Will you do whatever it takes to make sure they stay in check?
Ron: Yes, I will.
Diddy: Aight, you will start tomorrow morning.
Ron: Alrighty.
Diddy shakes Ron's hand as we are taken to the studio where Tokyo Famous is shown rehearsing their newest song.
*Raven in confessional*
Raven: We are set to record another song, but both of our producers are missing. How can we record a song without producers? What the hell is going on?
*Live shot of the recording studio*
Raven: Where the hell are Mike and Willie?
Billdozer: Maybe they are partying it up.
Freddie: Maybe they got in a fight.
Chase: Maybe they are right there.
Camera circles around as we see Big Mike and Willie hurrying to their seats near the sound boards
Willie: Sorry we a bit late playa's. Diddy wanted us to help him take care of sumthin.
Big Mike: But, we are here now, let's hear what ya got and grind us out another hit.
Raven: With pleasure, we got this song down perfectly.
Billdozer: One Take Wonders we are.
Willie is shown getting the levels right as Mike turns the recording button on
Willie: Let's try to get in on one take, we have to produce the girl's and Donnie's song after yours, we are booked up today.
Mike counts Raven in as he begins to sing their new song "End of Everything"
Raven
The end is near,My fate is here
I see the light,Only white
If this feels the same as all the pain
Then I have suffered for eternity.
Will you help me see my way?
Will you let me keep away
From the light that brings me here
This is the worst of it all,
My biggest fear..
This is it(It's all over now)
This doesn't fit(Look at us now)
I shall no longer remain(End all of this pain)
This must be the End of Everything..
I see clearly now,The walls begin to break.
It all led up to this,This moment is everything.
After all the love,hate,and heart breaking,
I finally know where I belong,Where this life has taken me.
I never knew the true meaning of my being
After all this time I never thought I would be believing
This is a place of love,desire,and family.
A place called home,It never seems to be..
Willie and Big Mike are shown bopping along to the song as the instruments are only heard for the bridge.
Raven
The End of Everything!
This is it(It's all over now)
This doesn't fit(Look at us now)
I shall no longer remain(End all of this pain)
This must be the End of Everything..
This must be it,The place I've heard so much of
No hate in here,There is too much love
I see no pain,Only thoughts to gain
If I stayed here,My life would be in vain
So I think..
This is it(It's all over now)
This doesn't fit(Look at us now)
I shall no longer remain(End all of this pain)
This must be the End of Everything..
The song ends as Raven takes off his headphones.
Raven: So, are we still the One Take Wonders?
Willie: Fa sho, you guys killed it like always.
Big Mike: That is a good thing too, we need all the time we can have since we have to listen to Donnie's cracka ass sing his song.
Willie: Diddy wanted ya'll to record two songs, so ya'll will be in here again tomorrow to record your second song.
Billdozer: Easy as opening a can of Miller Light. We shall get it done in no time.
Willie: That's what up, ya'll are free to go.
*Commercials*
Back from commercials we see Danity Kane in the booth's as Willie and Big Mike are shown changing sound levels are enjoying the music.
Aubrey I don't ever wanna leave your arms when your holdin' me I'm so caught up in the moment baby (baby)
Aubrey and Shannon Press pause on life (on life) Since there's no way to rewind (oh, yeah) Really wish we had more time (oh, I wish) Fast forward through hard times (fast forward) Press pause on life Really wanna feel like you're all mine Everything is fine when you're here
Shannon Every problem, every issue Doesn't matter when I'm with you Boy, I'm so into you, my baby (baby) Every time we kiss time just stops Oh I miss you and I think of days spent with you I wish I could...
Aubrey and Shannon Press pause on life (on life) Since there's no way to rewind (no rewind) Really wish we had more time Fast forward through hard times (hey) Press pause on life (I need you) Really wanna feel like you're all mine (I want you) Everything is fine when you're here (give me baby)
I'm in love with you (I'm in love) Can't get enough of you (get enough) When you're around me I feel like Everything's okay (I'm in love) I'm in love with you (get enough) Can't get enough of you When you're around me I feel like (you're around me) Everything's okay
Press pause on life (on life) Since there's no way to rewind (no way to rewind) Really wish we had more time (wish we had more time) Fast forward through hard times (sometimes I just want) Press pause on life (press pause) Really wanna feel like you're all mine (just show you how much I can) Everything is fine when you're here (yeah, yeah)
Aubrey Sometimes I wish (I wish I could somehow) I could rewind (I could rewind the time) (just wanna be with you baby) Just wanna be with you baby (wish I could find a way) Wish I could find a way (that I can make you stay) (really been missin' you baby) Really been missing you baby Ha-a, You baby Ha-a, You baby Ha-a, I really been missing you baby Ha-a, You baby Ha-a, You baby Ha-a, I really been missing you baby
Aubrey and Shannon Press pause on life (on life) Since there's no way to rewind (no way to rewind) Really wish we had more time (wish we had more time) Fast forward through hard times Press pause on life Really wanna feel like you're all mine (is fine) Everything is fine when you're here
The music fades out as we are taken to the mixing board
Willie: Hot joint. Much like Tokyo Famous, you guys got it down in one take.
Aubrey: You mean like my man?
Big Mike: Yea girl, your man.
*Aubrey in confessional*
Aubrey: I like calling him my man.
*Donnie in confessional*
Donnie: NO!!!!! I'M YOUR MAN!!! I LO-
*Live shot in the studio*
Willie: Aight, make sure you are here tomorrow, ya'll have another song to record. Enjoy the rest of ya'll's day.
*Commercials*
Back from commercials we see Donnie doing vocal warm-up's as he is set to record his song.
*Donnie in confessional*
Donnie: You will witness history America. My song, will not only make Diddy say I am the best on the label, it will make Aubrey ditch that loser Raven, and gain the respect of their entire band.
*Aubrey in confessional*
Aubrey: That will never happen.
*Raven in confessional*
Raven: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!! Seriously, what did you want to tell all of them?
*Billdozer in confessional*
Billdozer: I should have beat his skull in more than I did.
*Live shot in the studio*
Big Mike: Aight Donnie, Willie and Myself are done praying, and you are now going to record your song.
Willie: Please god, give us the strength to make it through this white boy's garbage.
Donnie: Alright guy's, I am not going to let you down, I am going to prove I am the best singer ever.
*Everyone in confessional*
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
*Live shot in the studio*
Willie presses a button as Donnie begins to sing his song over an upbeat pop track
Donnie I wanna sex you up Let me freak you up I wanna sex you up I know the way you like it Let me freak you up Girl, you are my destiny Baby, I like the way you walk the way you talk You, you are a mystery Come on baby, let me inside I wanna sex you up, that's right Come on now lets get it on tonight I wanna sex you up Come on now lets get it on
Cameras show Big Mike and Willie staring at Donnie as Donnie gets into his song and begins to mad headbang to his beats. Willie mouts the words "stupid ass White boy" as we are taken back to Donnie singing
Donnie I wanna sex you up and down Freakin' to the sound let's toss it around Come on now, I feel the rythm as I hit em You boost that is as I slide up in there Well let's flip it side to side We'll take it slow then fast for a funky ride We gonna make it last the whole night long Cause I wanna sex you up and get it on
All I wanna do is hold you tonight And maybe this times for you and me, can't you see You,you know I'll treat you right Oh yeah, come on baby let me inside Heyah, heyah, I wanna rock with you Heyah, heyah, do you feel it too Heyah, heyah, I wanna rock with you Heyah, heyah, do you feel it too
The song ends as Donnie rushes out of the booth
*Donnie in confessional*
Donnie: That was killer, it was about me and Aubrey.... and we.
*Raven and Aubrey in confessional*
Raven and Aubrey: You mean what WE do together.
*Donnie in confessional*
Donnie: NO!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!
*Freddie in confessional*
Freddie: That crybaby douche, I should have stabbed him when I had the chance.
*Live shot in the studio*
Willie: Well, this song had a lot more energy than your last song, so Diddy might like this one more.
Big Mike: I doubt that. Anyways, make sure you are back here tomorrow, we have to record another song as we are behind schedule.
Willie: Now, get yo ass out tha studio.
*Commercials*
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Feb 27, 2008 20:18:34 GMT -5
Back from commercials we are taken to a shot inside the hotel as we see the groups asleep in their bed's as a live shot is shown outside as The newly appointed Den Mother, Ron, approaches the house
Diddy: Aight ya'll, let's see what this guy can do. He has to get them all up soon as they got to hit the studio's to record they new songs.
As the shot is back on the hotel, Ron makes it to the door and rings the doorbell
*Raven in confessional*
Raven: I don't know what kind of world you people think we live in, but, where I come from, it's not polite to ring someone's doorbell before 11:30. Common courtesy people.
The live shot shows Chase getting up as we see Raven falling out of bed and walking out of this room to the staircase
Raven: Chase, who is it?
Chase: I have no idea, I am about to find out.
Chase opens the door as Ron quickly pushes past him and enters the house
Ron: Dang, it's freezing out there.
*Billdozer in confessional*
Billdozer: He does know it's about 75 degrees right now I would hope.
*Live shot in the entrance*
Ron: Silly me, I am Ron, I am going to be your Den Mother.
*Raven in confessional*
Raven: Den........ Mother?
*Freddie in confessional*
Freddie: Let me at him, I will stab his faggot ass too.
*Billdozer in confessional*
Billdozer: I must be sober, I think I heard the words Den Mother.
*Live shot in the room*
Raven: Call me a bit naive, but, all of us have parent's. Even Joey.
Joey: Hey!!!!!!
Billdozer: Where did you appear from China Wok?
Ron: Enough of your Diva banter. I can see why Diddy wanted me to keep you inlline
*Tokyo Famous in connfessional*
Band: Did he call all of us Diva's?
*Danity Kane in confessional*
Danity Kane: That is messed up.
*Donnie in confessional*
Donnie: Haha, Raven and them got owned!!!!
*Raven in cinfessional*
Raven: It's "pwned" you Beach Boy groupie.
*Live shot in the hotel*
Raven: So, why are you here exactly?
Ron: I am here to make sure you all get to recording's on time, like the one that starts in 15 minutes. I am also here to make sure you don't abuse poor Donnie anymore. Which one of you is Raven?
Raven: I am Raven you got something to say?
Ron: Yes, I do. You and Aubrey might be a "couple" but you will not insult Donnie over the fact, you stoled his woman.
*Aubrey in confessional*
Aubrey: Is stoled even a word? I wonder if Donnie paid him to say that.
Raven: Yes he did.
Ron: Who are you talking to?
Raven: Myself. Got a problem with that? DIDN'T THINK SO!!! Why don't you go knit some socks or some shit while we get ready to record.
The band goes upstairs into the main room and locks the door
Raven: Dude's this guy has got to go. He has been here five seconds and is making the whole house turn gay.
Billdozer: I know, he called us Diva's, shouldn't he be telling Donnie this?
Freddie: I think Donnie's bitching is what made this fairy show up in the first place.
Raven: I don't care why he was sent here, all I care about is how are we going to get rid of him?
Chase: I am sure we can't just tell him to leave.
Freddie: I think I have a way.
Freddie pulls the guys into a huddle as they discuss the plan to get rid of the Den Mother
*Commercials*
Back from commercials, we see all three groups in a limo as they are being driven to the studio to record their hit song. Camera zooms in on Raven and Aubrey sitting together, while Donnie tries to get her attention but fails. Live shot as we see the groups sitting in the lobby. Cameras shift to see Willie walk in the lobby
Willie: Aight ya'll we are going to send you in one at a time so ya'll can record your tracks. Tokyo Famous, you guys are first.
The guys get up as Raven gives Aubrey a hug as they turn to enter the studio
Donnie: So Aub-
Aubrey: Continue to talk, and I will crack your jaw myself.
Shot goes inside the room as we see the guy's go to their instruments as Raven enters the vocal booth. Big Mike counts him down as the music begins to play
Raven
For a moment we stop
No movement (Standing still)
A few moments then we jump
Off the edge of life(End our hell)
Almost a year now, Time stands still
We're almost here now, It's time to kill
I see your shadow, It fades away
You my heart, and you turn to grey
After all we went through,You had to leave
You see our lives pass before you,How could this be?
You drove me to insanity..
For a moment we stop
No movement (Standing still)
A few moments then we jump
Off the edge of life(End our hell)
Now you're gone, I'm left all alone
How could this have happened to you,So young
We never had our chance to live like we should
Only if this world was fair then we could
I have to deal with the pain of losing you
But it hard to gain,You were all that I knew.
Then it happens again,A different friend
What's wrong with everything I see
We're all fading away, All is blurry.
Could this be insanity?
For a moment we stop
No movement (Standing still)
A few moments then we jump
Off the edge of life(End our hell)
I seen the loss, I cared
Depression is a virtue,They're dead.
I live my life,Normal as I can
Emotions take over,I can see again
See the fate of these friends
So young yet so hopeless
Living can always hurt you,Be scared.
Should you take the long way?
Should you cut your heart away?
Nothing can be seen,I can tell my self now,
I've reached insanity.
And then..
For a moment we stop
No movement (Standing still)
A few moments then we jump
Off the edge of life(End our hell)
Going crazy,I cannot breathe
Please save me,I need to see
Why am I living,What is the purpose?
Noone save me, Noone saved us..
For a moment we stop
No movement (Standing still)
A few moments then we jump
Off the edge of life(End our hell)
The music stops as the band members exit the booths.
Mike: That shit was real hardcore. Raw energy, good stuff.
Willie: Tru, tru, Diddy will like ya'll's serious side. You guys can go, tell Danity Kane they are next.
The group exits the studio and returns to the lobby
Raven: Alright ladies, it's your turn.
Freddie: Sit your ass down Donnie, we aren't talking about you this time.
The Danity Kane girls enter the studio as Tokyo Famous returns to their hotel room.
Inside the studio we hear the girls singing over a mid-tempo beat
Aubrey and Shannon Would You Like That? Do You Like That? I Know You Like That!
Aubrey Was Griding With The DJ With My Hands On The Floor I Guess You Couldn't Take It You Got Tired Of Waiting
Aubrey and Shannon Ohhh, You're Touching My Body Ohhhh, You Just Want Me To Get Started Boy I Can't Take It It's So Crazy How You Making Me Feel
Ohhh, You'r Touching My Body Ohhhh, You Just Want Me To Get Started Boy I Can't Take It It's So Crazy How You Making Me Feel
Shannon If I Want You More (Would You Like That?) Keep It Nice And Warm (Do You Like That?) Do It On The Floor (Do You Like That?) I Wanna Give You Some More (I Know You Like That)
Aubrey and Shannon Ohhh, You're Touching My Body Ohhhh, You Just Want Me To Get Started Boy I Can't Take It It's So Crazy How You Making Me Feel
Ohhh, You're Touching My Body Ohhhh, You Just Want Me To Get Started Boy I Can't Take It It's So Crazy How You Making Me Feel
Shannon If I Want U More (Would You Like That?) Keep It Nice And Warm (Do You Like That?) Do It On The Floor (Do You Like That?) I Wanna Give You Some More (I Know You Like That)
The music stops as Danity kane exits the booth
Big Mike: Your brought even more fire onto this album.
Willie: The song is bangin'. Go ahead and tell Donnie to get his ass in here.
The girls exit the studio and enter the lobby and just point to the studio door and leave as Donnie huffs and puffs in rage and enters the studio
*Commercials*
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Feb 27, 2008 20:30:43 GMT -5
Back from commercials we see Donnie singing as Big Mike and Willie are on their T-Mobile Sidekicks texting.
Donnie Saw her on a Friday outside someone run down saloon She was cryin over someone she felt left much too soon I said, hey girl don't you cry tonight let me take you out on this town She looked at me and smiled as one last tear splashed off the ground with half a wink she asked me would I use some kind of creep I told her no, I guess I just feel your vibe is kinda deep the moon hung over soho and I counted 16 stars I pointed at the brightest one and said now that one's ours She's a dandelion, up on her hill above the sea she's not exactly everything I thought that she might be
She's a dandelion she looks like everything I need I thought she was a flower but I found out she's a weed
Then I hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on
[Kelis] I just be poison but I took he took me to his roof top He said are you afraid of heights, I said no I am not He said hey girl don't you lie to me, tell me everything you feel we danced around in circles, He said I think we found something real
She's a dandelion, up on her cliff above the sea she's not exactly everything I thought that she might be
she's a dandelion she looks like everything I need I thought she was a flower but I found out she's a weed
Then I hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on Down in union square I saw her walking all alone I walked a little slower just so I'd remain unknown she met someone on seventeenth that she knew him all too well my little piece of heaven has a secret she won't tell with half a smile she took his hand and then they walked away I realized I would not see my girl after today
I fell in love with a dandelion and she's all I ever had at first she looked so sweet but in the end she tastes so bad She's a dandelion, up on her cliff above the sea she's not exactly everything I thought that she might be
she's a dandelion she looks like everything I need I thought she was a flower but I found out she's a weed
Then I hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on And I tell myself hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on yeah hold on She's a dandelion, up on her cliff above the sea she's not exactly everything I thought that she might be
She's a dandelion she looks like everything I need I thought she was a flower but I found out she's a weed
Then I hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on
The music ends and Donnie exits
Donnie: So, how was it?
Big Mike. It was sumthin
Willie: Yeah, somethin. You can leave.
*Donnie in confessional*
Donnie: They have to like one of my songs.
Shot is taken to the house with Tokyo Famous upstairs plotting something
*Raven in confessional*
Raven: Den Momma, your ass has to go. We are going to make sure you don't want to have the job anymore.
*Freddie in confessional"
Freddie: This is gonna rule.
Shot is live as we see Den Mother Ron alseep in his room. Camera zooms out as we see Raven and Billdozer come into the room quietly holding boxes os Saran Wrap. They each go to the opposite side of the bed and begin wrapping the Saran wrap around his bed, making it impossible for him to get out of bed. As they unravel the entire box of Saran wrap, Raven steps back as Billdozer nods his head.
Raven: EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!!!!!
As Raven shouts, Billdozer leaps into the air, bounces off the wall and crashes all his weight down onto Ron as he yelps out in pain
Ron: OH EM GEE!!!! MY BACK IS CRUSHED!!!!!!
Raven: That is the least of your problems Mary Poppins. Let's do it.
Raven and Billdozer procede to flip the bed over making it impossible for ROn to get rightside up.
Raven: DO IT CHASE!!!!!
Cameras show Chase downstairs making a phone call.
*Tokyo Famous in confessional*
Tokyo Famous: This is what you get when you try and cross Tokyo Famous bitches!!!!
We are taken live as we see a police officer enter the house as Chase points up the stairs as he walks up the stairs and enters the room
Raven: Thank god you are here, we got home and we saw this strange man in our house, and he was telling us about how he was going to make us participate in a Beauty Pageant, and wants to work out with us.
Police Officer: Don't worry guys, this man won't be bothering you anymore.
The police man cuts Ron free and handcuffs him and drags him downstairs and pushes him in the car.
Ron: I didn't do anything Wrong!!!! Pat!!! Help me Man!!! Help me!!!
The car drives off as we see Tokyo Famous waving as the car leaves and we are taken to the credits
Diddy: BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!! It turns out that the guy don't need a Den Mother, they can handle they selves. So long Ron.
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