Post by The Rock on Feb 23, 2008 0:54:38 GMT -5
The scene opens with an outside shot of the arena. Fans are piling in as the XWA prepares for yet another event. We are taken inside where Tazz and Joey Styles seated at ringside. Both look focused and eager to get the show started. Pyro goes off as the packed arena goes into a frenzy. The camera pans around the crowd, showing various fan made signs promoting their favorite superstar. As the opening video finishes, we are taken back to ringside with Tazz and Styles.
::Styles::
Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another episode of Breakdown! I'm Joey Styles alongside my partner in crime, Tazz. Tazz, we've got a hum-dinger in store tonight!
::Tazz::
First of all...What the hell is a "hum-dinger"? I swear, Your IQ gets lower and lower as the year goes on! Every week we come out here you think of a new word that makes me question your intelligence! Can you just make it through one show without making me wanna put you in the Tazzmission? Don't push me, Styles! It's not in your best interest.
Tazz removes his glasses and glares at Styles. Realizing he isn't kidding, Styles nods in approval with a scared look on his face.
::Styles::
Um...Sure, buddy. Lets just...Um...Get on with the show, okay? We have a great lineup for all of the XWA fans! Just last week we were told that a new superstar would be signing with the XWA and debut this week on Breakdown. Any insight on who this superstar is, Tazz?
::Tazz::
I ain't no damn mind reader, Styles! It could be just about anybody, actually. Doink the Clown, The Repo Man, I.R.S., Brock Lesnar, it may even be...
::Styles::
Hold on there, partner! I actually read that Brock Lesnar won't be making any appearances anytime soon. Apparently he was attempting to ride a four-wheeler cross country and ran out of gas. He actually got arrested and is now serving a thirty day sentence!
::Tazz::
A four-wheeler? Tell me you're joking! You know what, Styles? This actually doesn't suprise me one damn bit! He was never really known for his brains! He was always needing protection from McMahon when the superstars out back were picking on him. Two of them were actually fired for the verbal beating they gave Lesnar!
::Styles::
I believe it was Christian Cage and The Rock who were fired, Tazz. Two of the biggest names in sports entertainment fired cause of a cry baby! Well, folks...We got word earlier this week that the superstar known as "BMW" would be appearing live via satellite tonight. Lets see if we can get him up on the big screen.
As the camera focuses in on the screen, a scrawny Caucasian male appears. He is "decked" out in white shoes, red soccer shin guards, khaki shorts, and a worn out brown leather jacket. He is leaning on some crutches and has a replica WWE title belt draped over one shoulder. The kid looks proud, but really has little self confidence. The fans grow bored at the sight of him and start yelling profanities.
[/i]::Styles::
Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another episode of Breakdown! I'm Joey Styles alongside my partner in crime, Tazz. Tazz, we've got a hum-dinger in store tonight!
::Tazz::
First of all...What the hell is a "hum-dinger"? I swear, Your IQ gets lower and lower as the year goes on! Every week we come out here you think of a new word that makes me question your intelligence! Can you just make it through one show without making me wanna put you in the Tazzmission? Don't push me, Styles! It's not in your best interest.
Tazz removes his glasses and glares at Styles. Realizing he isn't kidding, Styles nods in approval with a scared look on his face.
::Styles::
Um...Sure, buddy. Lets just...Um...Get on with the show, okay? We have a great lineup for all of the XWA fans! Just last week we were told that a new superstar would be signing with the XWA and debut this week on Breakdown. Any insight on who this superstar is, Tazz?
::Tazz::
I ain't no damn mind reader, Styles! It could be just about anybody, actually. Doink the Clown, The Repo Man, I.R.S., Brock Lesnar, it may even be...
::Styles::
Hold on there, partner! I actually read that Brock Lesnar won't be making any appearances anytime soon. Apparently he was attempting to ride a four-wheeler cross country and ran out of gas. He actually got arrested and is now serving a thirty day sentence!
::Tazz::
A four-wheeler? Tell me you're joking! You know what, Styles? This actually doesn't suprise me one damn bit! He was never really known for his brains! He was always needing protection from McMahon when the superstars out back were picking on him. Two of them were actually fired for the verbal beating they gave Lesnar!
::Styles::
I believe it was Christian Cage and The Rock who were fired, Tazz. Two of the biggest names in sports entertainment fired cause of a cry baby! Well, folks...We got word earlier this week that the superstar known as "BMW" would be appearing live via satellite tonight. Lets see if we can get him up on the big screen.
As the camera focuses in on the screen, a scrawny Caucasian male appears. He is "decked" out in white shoes, red soccer shin guards, khaki shorts, and a worn out brown leather jacket. He is leaning on some crutches and has a replica WWE title belt draped over one shoulder. The kid looks proud, but really has little self confidence. The fans grow bored at the sight of him and start yelling profanities.
::Styles::
BMW, Joey Styles and Tazz here. Thanks for joining us here tonight.
::BMW::
Thanks, Joey. Hey, before we begin...Can I give a shout out to my main squeeze Billy!? He'd be so jealous of my new title and contract!
::Tazz::
No, twerp! We're running a show here! We don't have time for little punks like you to show off to all of your non-existent friends! Just stand there, continue to look stupid, and answer the damn questions!
BMW becomes petrified and a slight streak appears to run down his leg. As the crowd (And Tazz) erupt in laughter, the camera shifts up so the stain is not visible.[/i]
::Styles::
So, BMW...This week you have your first match against a mystery opponent. Has anyone given you an answer on who he or she will be?
::BMW::
Not really, Joey. I haven't really been to any meetings or anything since the big injury I suffered two months ago. See, I sprained my ankle when Joe Varsity was...I mean...When I was beating Joe Varsity's ass! You guys should have seen it!
::Tazz::
Actually, we have a clip of it right here...
A clip of the Joe Varsity/BMW match is played. Varsity clearly has the upper hand in the bout. BMW is no-selling and botching every move he attempts. As BMW lays motionless on the ground, Varsity steps on his ankle. As BMW cries out in pain, the camera shifts back. Tazz is in tears and the fans behind him start pointing and laughing at BMW.
::Styles::
Maybe we got the wrong clip...Anyways, who do you think your opponent will be?
::BMW::
Well, I hope I get an easy one. Maybe a diva...Or even Gerald Brysco. I'm still not one hundred percent so...
Before BMW can finish his sentence, The Rock ambushes him from behind! The crowd roars at the sight of The Great One. As he continues his assault, BMW screams out "Not so hard"! Rock slaps him and continues the assault. He beats BMW down with the crutches and than takes his replica belt. With the title in hand, he rips the object into two pieces and throws them down at BMW's side. He than glares down to the downed victim.
::The Rock::
See you next week...Bitch!
Rock than glares into the camera and than disappears offstage. Breakdown than cuts to a commercial break.
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