Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Jan 9, 2008 23:15:41 GMT -5
Ring of Honor General Manager Billy Olson
Hello, and Welcome to ROH. As you know by now, many people have walked through these arena's, walked down that very ramp, and entered this very ring I am in now. A lot of blood has been split, tears have been shed, and sweat has slicked the ring. The superstars come in every night and give it all they have for you, the wrestling audience. They truly have the heart of a champion. The question is, do you? We are about to find out as you step foot in the squared circle and face all comers, try to win titles, then defend them against a roster full of talented athletes. So without any further adu, let's see if you got what it takes.
An Instant Classic Replacement
Suffa by Hed p.e. plays as we are taken inside the AAA arena as the thousands of fans go wild with cheers and holding up their homemade signs as they are prepared to see on of their hometown favorites, La Parka take on The Dark Lord Raven in his n00b Invitational challenge. As the announcers greet the fans in Spanish the titontron goes blank with static as the fans are hushed with silence wondering what is going on. As the titontron is back to normal, a dressing room door with a gold star on it is opened, from the door, dressed in his shiny ring gear, with the hood down is the current reigning RoH champion, The Instant Classic, Christian Cage. He approaces the camera wearing a smug grin and begins to address the crowd.[/color]
The Ring of Honor Champion, Christian Cage
Not who you expected? Well, as you know, Raven beat your hero Cibernetico in his last challenge, and he was set to do the same to La Parka tonight, but it turns out that he came down with the flu, and will be unable to grace you all with his prescence again. I got a call earlier in the day from Raven, and he told me what happened, apparently being in this dump of a town is what got Raven sick, and his lays his blame on all of you. So, he took it upon himself to ask me if I could take his place tonight, and humilate AAA even further in the process.
Cage grins into the camera as the fans in the arena are booing him loudly. He shrugs it off and continues to address the fans.
The Ring of Honor Champion, Christian Cage
Now, as the man who helped train Raven to get him to where he is today, it's the least I can do. It's not like this will be a challenge, I mean, I am The Instant Classic afterall, and La Parka is just a big dorkchop who thinks he can dance like Michael Jackson. Only in AAA do you have grown men acting like it's Halloween everyday. I saw that walking freakshow known as Cibernetico, one can only imagine why all of you like him. All I saw was him reeking up the ring with his horrible wrestlings skills, of lack of them I should say. So Raven, I hope you are back at home resting up, kicking back, having some popcorn, and some soup, because I promise you that I will do this Invitational proud when I kick La Parka's dancing ass all over this arena, and proving to not just AAA, but the entire world that RoH is the best wrestling promotion on the planet. Because That's How I Roll.
Cage smirks to the camera as he walks past and heads down the hallway, straight for the ring. The arena dims as a countdown appears on the titontron as it counts from 10 to 1, as it reaches 1, Take Over plays over the P.A. system as a thin layer of haze covers the entrance ramp. As the song plays, Christian Cage steps out of the haze in his ring attire, a hooded jacket, as the crowd boos loudly. He walks down the ramp, strutting to the beat of his music, as he looks out into the crowd for his legions of "Peeps" He slowly enters the ring and climbs the turnbuckles as he scans the arena for his Peeps and unzips his Jacket and shows off the RoH title to the entire arena. He jumps off the ropes and awaits his opponent. Some loud fanfare is heard as the crowd jumps to their feet, screaming as "Thriller" by Michael Jackson begins to play over the P.A. system. La Parka emerges to the screaming fans as he does some of his ripoff Jackson 5 moves to his adoring fans. He walks down the ramp but is stopped as two young fans jump the rails to hug their hero. He hugs his two young fans and enters the ring, Moonwalking his way towards Cage, who just stares at him in disgust as he continues with his spastic movements.
Before the bells sounds, Christian Cage asks for a mic from the timekeeper
The Ring of Honor Champion, Christian Cage
I had to see it to believe it, this is really the biggest dump I have ever had to wrestle in. This even beats the days of me having to work in The Mill, or when I had to work at that lame job as the stock boy, wearing that dorkazoid outfit, looking like the biggest loser on the planet. But you, you take the cake at being the biggest loser in this ring. You come out here, and dance around like some drunk loon who couldn't make it to his MC Hammer dance class. These idiotic people cheer you on, because it makes them feel better about themselves, since they have no heroes to look up to. Well, after I beat this clown, you all can look up to me, and you can be proud to look up to the Instant Classic, and be proud to be a member of the Christian Coalition.
The crowd boos loudly as Cage gives the mic back to the time keeper and shrugs off his jacket, and unclips the RoH title from his waist, as the bell rings.
Christian Cage and La Parka circle one another then lock-up in the center of the ring. Cage gets the better of the trade and backs La Parka into the opposite corner as the ref begins to count and asks for a clean break. Cage begins to back off La Parka, then gives him a straight punch to the jaw sending La Parka crashing to the canvas. As Parka is down, Cage begins to putthe boots to him, not giving him any time to recover from the onslaught. Cage stops kicking La Parka, and begins to choke the breath out of him, as the ref counts to 4 before he breaks the hold. As Parka is on the mat, Cage rolls outside the ring and takes a seat next to the two announcers and puts on a headset.[/color]
The Ring of Honor Champion, Christian Cage
Hello ladies and gentleman, this is your resident RoH champion Christian Cage here at ringside, and I am totally in control over that moron La Parka, have you ever seen a wrestler dominate this much so early in the match? No, I didn't think so, since all you people are used to seeing losers getting their asses beat. I see Parka is trying to get up, I have to go now, and kick your heroes ass. Make sure to stop by the concession stand, and pick up some nice buttery popcorn, you will be glad you did.
Christian Cage takes off the headset and runs back into the ring and gives La Parka a standing reverse DDT that send him back down to the mat. Cage takes some time to slap his chest to give his Peeps some props as the fans boo loudly as he gives them a smug grin. He exits the ring, and pushes the timekeeper out of the way and grabs the chair at ringside, and tosses it into the ring, he then looks under the apron and finds another chair and slides it into the ring. Walking over the La Parka, he stomps him a few times before climbing to the top rope and giving him a Frog Splash. Knocking the wind out of him, Cage picks his limp body up and drills him face first into the mat with the Unprettier as he goes for the pin and gets the 3 count.[/color]
Ring Announcer
Here is you winner, The Instant Classic, Christian Cage!!!!!
As Cage's arm is raised he jerks it away and walks over to the two chairs. He places one under the head of La Parka, and holds the other in his hand. Casting an evil glare to the fans in the arena he picks up the chair, and with all his force, drives it across the head of La Parka, a loud echoing shot is heard throughout the arena as the limp body of La Parka begins to shake and EMT's rush to the ring to see how much damage was done. Throwing the chair aside, Cage grabs his RoH title as Take Over hits the P.A. and he walks up the ramp and dissapears behind the curtain as the fans are in a stunned silence, as EMT's work over La Parka.[/color]
After the match is over, we are taken to another shot of the Ring of Honor general manager, Billy Olson
Billy Olson
Nice work. You do have what it takes. But this is just the beginning, a lot more opponents are out there, just waiting to challenge you are knock you off the top, are you up to the challenge of showing all of them you deserve you spot on top? Only time will tell, I wish you luck on the rest of your journey.
The screen fades out for a final time
Hello, and Welcome to ROH. As you know by now, many people have walked through these arena's, walked down that very ramp, and entered this very ring I am in now. A lot of blood has been split, tears have been shed, and sweat has slicked the ring. The superstars come in every night and give it all they have for you, the wrestling audience. They truly have the heart of a champion. The question is, do you? We are about to find out as you step foot in the squared circle and face all comers, try to win titles, then defend them against a roster full of talented athletes. So without any further adu, let's see if you got what it takes.
An Instant Classic Replacement
Suffa by Hed p.e. plays as we are taken inside the AAA arena as the thousands of fans go wild with cheers and holding up their homemade signs as they are prepared to see on of their hometown favorites, La Parka take on The Dark Lord Raven in his n00b Invitational challenge. As the announcers greet the fans in Spanish the titontron goes blank with static as the fans are hushed with silence wondering what is going on. As the titontron is back to normal, a dressing room door with a gold star on it is opened, from the door, dressed in his shiny ring gear, with the hood down is the current reigning RoH champion, The Instant Classic, Christian Cage. He approaces the camera wearing a smug grin and begins to address the crowd.[/color]
The Ring of Honor Champion, Christian Cage
Not who you expected? Well, as you know, Raven beat your hero Cibernetico in his last challenge, and he was set to do the same to La Parka tonight, but it turns out that he came down with the flu, and will be unable to grace you all with his prescence again. I got a call earlier in the day from Raven, and he told me what happened, apparently being in this dump of a town is what got Raven sick, and his lays his blame on all of you. So, he took it upon himself to ask me if I could take his place tonight, and humilate AAA even further in the process.
Cage grins into the camera as the fans in the arena are booing him loudly. He shrugs it off and continues to address the fans.
The Ring of Honor Champion, Christian Cage
Now, as the man who helped train Raven to get him to where he is today, it's the least I can do. It's not like this will be a challenge, I mean, I am The Instant Classic afterall, and La Parka is just a big dorkchop who thinks he can dance like Michael Jackson. Only in AAA do you have grown men acting like it's Halloween everyday. I saw that walking freakshow known as Cibernetico, one can only imagine why all of you like him. All I saw was him reeking up the ring with his horrible wrestlings skills, of lack of them I should say. So Raven, I hope you are back at home resting up, kicking back, having some popcorn, and some soup, because I promise you that I will do this Invitational proud when I kick La Parka's dancing ass all over this arena, and proving to not just AAA, but the entire world that RoH is the best wrestling promotion on the planet. Because That's How I Roll.
Cage smirks to the camera as he walks past and heads down the hallway, straight for the ring. The arena dims as a countdown appears on the titontron as it counts from 10 to 1, as it reaches 1, Take Over plays over the P.A. system as a thin layer of haze covers the entrance ramp. As the song plays, Christian Cage steps out of the haze in his ring attire, a hooded jacket, as the crowd boos loudly. He walks down the ramp, strutting to the beat of his music, as he looks out into the crowd for his legions of "Peeps" He slowly enters the ring and climbs the turnbuckles as he scans the arena for his Peeps and unzips his Jacket and shows off the RoH title to the entire arena. He jumps off the ropes and awaits his opponent. Some loud fanfare is heard as the crowd jumps to their feet, screaming as "Thriller" by Michael Jackson begins to play over the P.A. system. La Parka emerges to the screaming fans as he does some of his ripoff Jackson 5 moves to his adoring fans. He walks down the ramp but is stopped as two young fans jump the rails to hug their hero. He hugs his two young fans and enters the ring, Moonwalking his way towards Cage, who just stares at him in disgust as he continues with his spastic movements.
Before the bells sounds, Christian Cage asks for a mic from the timekeeper
The Ring of Honor Champion, Christian Cage
I had to see it to believe it, this is really the biggest dump I have ever had to wrestle in. This even beats the days of me having to work in The Mill, or when I had to work at that lame job as the stock boy, wearing that dorkazoid outfit, looking like the biggest loser on the planet. But you, you take the cake at being the biggest loser in this ring. You come out here, and dance around like some drunk loon who couldn't make it to his MC Hammer dance class. These idiotic people cheer you on, because it makes them feel better about themselves, since they have no heroes to look up to. Well, after I beat this clown, you all can look up to me, and you can be proud to look up to the Instant Classic, and be proud to be a member of the Christian Coalition.
The crowd boos loudly as Cage gives the mic back to the time keeper and shrugs off his jacket, and unclips the RoH title from his waist, as the bell rings.
Christian Cage and La Parka circle one another then lock-up in the center of the ring. Cage gets the better of the trade and backs La Parka into the opposite corner as the ref begins to count and asks for a clean break. Cage begins to back off La Parka, then gives him a straight punch to the jaw sending La Parka crashing to the canvas. As Parka is down, Cage begins to putthe boots to him, not giving him any time to recover from the onslaught. Cage stops kicking La Parka, and begins to choke the breath out of him, as the ref counts to 4 before he breaks the hold. As Parka is on the mat, Cage rolls outside the ring and takes a seat next to the two announcers and puts on a headset.[/color]
The Ring of Honor Champion, Christian Cage
Hello ladies and gentleman, this is your resident RoH champion Christian Cage here at ringside, and I am totally in control over that moron La Parka, have you ever seen a wrestler dominate this much so early in the match? No, I didn't think so, since all you people are used to seeing losers getting their asses beat. I see Parka is trying to get up, I have to go now, and kick your heroes ass. Make sure to stop by the concession stand, and pick up some nice buttery popcorn, you will be glad you did.
Christian Cage takes off the headset and runs back into the ring and gives La Parka a standing reverse DDT that send him back down to the mat. Cage takes some time to slap his chest to give his Peeps some props as the fans boo loudly as he gives them a smug grin. He exits the ring, and pushes the timekeeper out of the way and grabs the chair at ringside, and tosses it into the ring, he then looks under the apron and finds another chair and slides it into the ring. Walking over the La Parka, he stomps him a few times before climbing to the top rope and giving him a Frog Splash. Knocking the wind out of him, Cage picks his limp body up and drills him face first into the mat with the Unprettier as he goes for the pin and gets the 3 count.[/color]
Ring Announcer
Here is you winner, The Instant Classic, Christian Cage!!!!!
As Cage's arm is raised he jerks it away and walks over to the two chairs. He places one under the head of La Parka, and holds the other in his hand. Casting an evil glare to the fans in the arena he picks up the chair, and with all his force, drives it across the head of La Parka, a loud echoing shot is heard throughout the arena as the limp body of La Parka begins to shake and EMT's rush to the ring to see how much damage was done. Throwing the chair aside, Cage grabs his RoH title as Take Over hits the P.A. and he walks up the ramp and dissapears behind the curtain as the fans are in a stunned silence, as EMT's work over La Parka.[/color]
After the match is over, we are taken to another shot of the Ring of Honor general manager, Billy Olson
Billy Olson
Nice work. You do have what it takes. But this is just the beginning, a lot more opponents are out there, just waiting to challenge you are knock you off the top, are you up to the challenge of showing all of them you deserve you spot on top? Only time will tell, I wish you luck on the rest of your journey.
The screen fades out for a final time
