The only great mall trip ever.(Flashback Scene)

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

The cameras catch a whole flock of wrestlers arrive. They are, Raven, Riot, The GM, Mickie, Steel, Christian, Randy Orton, Vamp, and Lance Storm.

Storm: This is the last time I ever have an american taxi driver drive me anywhere cause that dumbass spoke spanish to me.

Iser: Whatever you say man...it was probably Rey Mysterio's new job.

*Steel just dances out of the car*

Raven: I knew that midget was a charity case, but that just made that title a realilization.

Christian: Mysterio doesn't have vitamin C like me, Instant Classic, Christian Cage.

Iser: Heh...

Orton: Or do five ladies at the same time in the back of the limo.

Iser: (mumbles) Lucky bastard.

Steel: I probably did all those ladies last night anyway...

Raven: Enough bickering, let's hurry up and get in before some dumbass cops search us for drugs or some sort of shit.

Iser: Cops are cunts. That should be their new saying. COPS ARE CUNTS! COPS ARE CUNTS!

Storm: American Cops are Cunts...the ones from Canada are half-way decent...but the american cunt coppers are dumber than President Bush, who choked on a preztel(sp)!

Everyone laughs at that comparison as the group heads into the mall.

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

The group enters the mall and immeditely a local nerd comes to them.

Nerd: What are you doing here? You want jell-o?

Storm: An American douche asking me if I wan...

Iser: Ease up Storm.

Raven: Go back to playing Yu-Gi-Oh, bucko.

Vamp just shakes his head in disgust at the nerd.

Nerd: I'm getting my Dad to beat you people up.(He starts to sob)

Iser: Your Dad is a transvestite?

Everyone but the nerd, snickers at that comment.

Nerd: I liked his pretty dress...

Storm: Typical American Homo.

Raven: You mean faggot?

Christian: He definately doesn't have any Vitamin C.

-Steel is busy flirting with 4 random girls and Orton gets into the picture as they try to one-up eachother, the girls leave and each blame the other on not 'scoring'-

Orton: That was your fault as I was gonna get me more action in that limo.

Steel: Nah, my dancing was working till you busted in cause you got no game.

Vamp yells at them to shut up as he isn't in the best of moods apparantly.

Nerd: Why are you so mean!?

Iser: Because we feel like it, nor do we give a shit about you and your ballet classes you had with your faggot-ass dad, so get the hell out of our faces, before I decide to take this fist and shove it down your throat, and rip your heart out, and then stomp on it.

-The nerd goes to run off and cry, but Raven trips him and he falls on his face and breaks his glasses, as everyone points and laughs at the nerd as they leave him laying and crying.-

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

The group happens to stumble upon a drunk guy standing in front of a wishing fountain spouting off about winning a battle against the Iron Shiek 60 years ago.



Raven: Who the fuck is this guy?


Iser: Some douche who can't remember what he ate for breakfast.



Steel: What an idiot, wait hold up, we didn't eat breakfast today.



Homeless Guy: Fear me, I am the creator of controversy and ring intensity, I am the.....


Raven: ULTIMATE PINHEAD!!!!!


Warrior: No, I am the Ultimate Warrior..



*Crickets start chirping in the mall*



Iser: As you can tell, no one gives a fuck who you are.



Warrior: But I won, and he lost.



Raven: The only thing you win is the dumbass award of the century, now why don't you shut your trap, before we shut it for you?


Warrior: Ha, I fear nothing, because I always win in the end.



*Raven pushes Warrior in the fountain as Warrior struggles to hold his breath*



Iser: He does know it's not that deep right?



Steel: Who knows but that guy was straight buggin' I WIN! I WIN!!! Dude's got to step back.



Raven: Anyone got a penny, I feel like making a wish?


*Steel hands him a penny*



*Raven tosses the penny in after making his wish*



Iser: What did you wish for?


Raven: If I told you, it won't come true now will it?



*Iron Sheik appears and puts Warrior in the dreaded Camel Clutch as he screams out the he losses*



Iser: I guess he doesn't win all the time.


Raven: Damn right he doesn't.



Steel: Fa Sho, he be trippin.




Raven: That too.




*The group continues to meet up with the rest of the group*

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Iser and Raven leave Steel for the moment as he is busy flirting with ladies and argueing with Orton again, and they go with Lance, Vamp, Riot, Mickie, and Christian into a local store looking over various things like CDs.

Lance: What the hell is this LoG rubbish? Some more American garbage?

GM Iser: I don't really listen to music but...I can sing better.

Mickie: Going to the Ophera is better.

Christian: My singing is better.

GM Iser: Don't push your luck, Cage.

Christian: Wha!?

GM Iser: Nah, I kid...you're better than LoG.

Raven: Who the hell is that?

The group approaches a LoG fan.

LoG Fan: Why do you mock LoG?

Lance: Cause it's too American.

Rest of the group: Cause it SUCKS!

Vamp: Just like the GM's sister.

The rest of the group snickers as the LoG idiot looks baffled.

LoG Fan: Uh...are you lame Linkin Park fans?

Raven: Lame? The new Linkin Park CD is badass, and LoG...is just bad.

GM Iser: Indeed.

Vamp whispers to the GM not to steal one of Raven's lines.

GM Iser: Fuck...how about...fuck yes.

The group once again snickers about that.

LoG Fan: PENIS!

Raven: So that was who was behind that one chat room who kept saying that.

Raven pushes him into a LoG section of CDs and they all break over his head, and the group continues to search through the store.

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

Raven: Now this, this is good music.


*Raven holds up a cd for the band "Tokyo Famous"


Raven: These guys are going places fast, plus they both are incredibly good looking.



Iser: Let em see that, they do look a bit familiar.



Raven: You don't know them don't worry, but they are very talented.



*A bunch of girls approach the group*



Girl: Hey cuties, how are you doing?



Lance: Oh look, American whores, I should be so honored.



Girl 2: How rude.



*Girl 2 approaches Raven*


Girl 2: Hey baby, are you seeing anyone?



Raven: Yeah, a whore in my face.



Girl 2: Oh, I will let you make it up to me by buying me dinner.



Raven: Are you kidding me?



*A redhead rushes at the girl as smashes a bunch of country music cd's over her head and she leaves the store crying*



Raven: Ah, you gotta love redheads.



Iser: Especially redheads..... who beat the crap out of people.



Raven: Indeed.




Riot: Why is it everytime we are out, girls throw themselves at you?



Raven: Because they can't resist my looks, I know you don't. But that is ok since you are my girl, I do not care for these diseased crack whores.



Lance: America is one big diseased whore, and the president is a walking STD.



Raven: Isn't that the truth.



*The group steps on the unconsious LoG fan on their way to continue through the store*

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

The first girl catches back up with the group who is now looking through some shirts.

Girl 1: Wait up!

Iser: Get your prostituting ass out of my way, you fucking bimbo.

Girl 1: You're mean!

Mickie gives her a DDT.

Lance: Damn American bimbos.

Raven: Ain't you tell'n the truth.

Suddenly the group hear Kalvain singing his theme song.

Christian: This is as bad as when Jarrett booked me to lose the NWA title!

Lance: This was as bad as when I found out I had to live in America to work for WWE.

Mickie and Riot just roll their eyes at Kalvain and walk off to look at some other shirts, and the GM just looks through shirts as-if nothing is happening.

Raven just covers his ears with his skull beanie, then DDTs Kalvain without saying a word.

Iser: See the dumbasses I have to put up with in the other company I work for?

Raven: Indeed.

Vamp: That's how you say 'Indeed'.

Raven: Indeed.

Iser just steals a pack of gum and stuffs it in his pocket so he'll have some to chew when he leaves, and he looks over more vulgar shirts, and Raven accidently pushed down a whole rack of shirts and it lands on a manager's foot and he starts to cry on impact cause it broke his foot, and he hops away as the others laugh.

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

The group continues down the shirt section, until Raven sees someone, and the group follows the leader of the Dead Pool and they see a sight which cracks them all up.

Raven: Holy shit, I knew we sent him out of wrestling, but I never thought I'd see this.

*Sting appears with his McDonalds uniform*

Sting: What? They offered me a year's worth of Big Macs...

GM Iser: Nasty ass burgers...

Raven: We gotta take you to Sonics to realize how good those burgers are one day...

GM Iser: But...Sting at McDonalds...

Sting: Don't hurt me...I'm not a wrestler anymore...I'm old and fragile...

Raven: HAHAHA! Old and Fragile...

Vamp: Who gives a shit!?

Sting: My mommie...

GM Iser: What the fuck...

Storm: An American Crybaby...pathetic...

Christian: I beat this has-been's ass a bunch of times already.

Raven: So, are you gonna get out of here, or are we gonna have to cripple your sorry ass? You have three seconds.

*Sting starts to walk*

Raven: Three...

*Sting takes a step*

Raven: Two...

*Sting trys to sprint*

Raven: One...too late.

* Riot and Mickie give Sting a double low blow, then Raven spears Sting and they all put the boots to him, and Vampiro then takes a Sonic's wrapper and shoves it in his mouth afterword*

Raven: He likes paper...that's what a Big Mac tastes like sometimes...

The group continues to look around in the store.