Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on May 8, 2007 18:30:24 GMT -5
The ECW theme song hits in the ECW arena.
Joey: ECW theme song...what the hell?
JBL: That company is pretty much DEAD!
Fans chant 'ECW' real loud.
Paul Heyman appears for a HUGE surprise pop.
Joey: Oh my God! The mad scientist has arrived.
JBL: The guy can't even fill out a check-book properly.
Heyman gets the ECW chant, and he's nearly tearing up from how loud it is.
Heyman: I want you to know, I am not crying, but I was in the back smoking a joint with Van Dam!(Huge Pop)
JBL: What a role-model...
Heyman: I want to annouce some...
"Scream" plays and the GM gets a mixed reaction from the crowd, and he just shrugs them all off.
Iser:(Looking angry and annoyed) What the hell are you doing here, Paul?
JBL: For once, I agree with our GM, why the hell is he here?
Heyman: I just have a business proposition for you. We do an XWA vs ECW show this week!(Fans chant ECW)
Joey: Great idea!
JBL: That's about as bad as our Mexican border problem!
Iser: Just so we can see your fat-ass on television?(Fans boo that remark) Keep your New York Yanks hat the fuck away from me...better yet, just keep it on cause...at-least I have hair...and you lost most of yours.(More boos)
Joey: That was a questionable comment...
Heyman: Aren't I talking to the guy who runs a company with a gimmick infrigment of an ECW original as champion?
JBL: How did the Virus of Life copy Scott Levy?
Joey: But there are too many similaritys to point out.
Iser: How about you put your money where your mouth is?
JBL: Yeah, show him who's boss, kid!
Heyman: I will, I'm willing to bet that Sandman will kick 'Raven's'(mocking voice when saying that) ass and win the XWA belt.
Iser: Fine, you have your match, Paul.
Joey: WOW! What a match!
You think you know me.
The fans immeditely boo as Edge appears on the stage with Ashley by his side..
JBL: This gets better and better.
Joey: Oh great...
Edge: What the hell do you think are doing giving a drunked up has-been a title shot!?
The fans chant 'She's a crackwhore' at Ashley, and Edge just covers her ears. Edge speaks again after the chant dies off.
Joey: Can I chant with them?
Edge: I wouldn't be talking because I see a fat-ass right there making out with his own father cause he can't get a girl like I can.(Fans chant 'FUCK YOU EDGE' so loud it nearly blows the roof off the joint)
Joey: Really, can I chant with them?
JBL: HELL NO!
Heyman: Wait a minute...wait a minute...hide your wives...it's EDGE!(Fans chant 'YOU SCREWED MATT!' toward him revising what happened at ONS)
JBL: At-least he can...(he shuts up so Edge can talk)
Edge: You are just jealous I took two of his girlfriends away cause he's pathetic, just like all you ECW dimbats!(Fans chant 'Fuck you Edge' again)
Iser: So, which one of those two whores gave you the STD? The fat-ass thriller, or the five doller piece of ass?
Joey: Ouch.
Edge: At-least I can get any girl I wish, unlike that fat-ass right there.(He points at Heyman)
Heyman: I can steal yours, Mr Iser in a heart-beat because she is ex-
Iser: Don't even go there you sorry little bastard.(Edge sneaks into the ring) How dare you even bring her into the...
Edge cuts off the GM with a spear which gets BOOOOOOOOOOOs from the crowd, then Edge spears Heyman and the fans throw beer cans at him, and Edge quickly leaves the ring with Ashley gloating at his handy-work.
Joey: DAMN THAT EDGE!
JBL: THANK YOU EDGE!
Joey: ECW theme song...what the hell?
JBL: That company is pretty much DEAD!
Fans chant 'ECW' real loud.
Paul Heyman appears for a HUGE surprise pop.
Joey: Oh my God! The mad scientist has arrived.
JBL: The guy can't even fill out a check-book properly.
Heyman gets the ECW chant, and he's nearly tearing up from how loud it is.
Heyman: I want you to know, I am not crying, but I was in the back smoking a joint with Van Dam!(Huge Pop)
JBL: What a role-model...
Heyman: I want to annouce some...
"Scream" plays and the GM gets a mixed reaction from the crowd, and he just shrugs them all off.
Iser:(Looking angry and annoyed) What the hell are you doing here, Paul?
JBL: For once, I agree with our GM, why the hell is he here?
Heyman: I just have a business proposition for you. We do an XWA vs ECW show this week!(Fans chant ECW)
Joey: Great idea!
JBL: That's about as bad as our Mexican border problem!
Iser: Just so we can see your fat-ass on television?(Fans boo that remark) Keep your New York Yanks hat the fuck away from me...better yet, just keep it on cause...at-least I have hair...and you lost most of yours.(More boos)
Joey: That was a questionable comment...
Heyman: Aren't I talking to the guy who runs a company with a gimmick infrigment of an ECW original as champion?
JBL: How did the Virus of Life copy Scott Levy?
Joey: But there are too many similaritys to point out.
Iser: How about you put your money where your mouth is?
JBL: Yeah, show him who's boss, kid!
Heyman: I will, I'm willing to bet that Sandman will kick 'Raven's'(mocking voice when saying that) ass and win the XWA belt.
Iser: Fine, you have your match, Paul.
Joey: WOW! What a match!
You think you know me.
The fans immeditely boo as Edge appears on the stage with Ashley by his side..
JBL: This gets better and better.
Joey: Oh great...
Edge: What the hell do you think are doing giving a drunked up has-been a title shot!?
The fans chant 'She's a crackwhore' at Ashley, and Edge just covers her ears. Edge speaks again after the chant dies off.
Joey: Can I chant with them?
Edge: I wouldn't be talking because I see a fat-ass right there making out with his own father cause he can't get a girl like I can.(Fans chant 'FUCK YOU EDGE' so loud it nearly blows the roof off the joint)
Joey: Really, can I chant with them?
JBL: HELL NO!
Heyman: Wait a minute...wait a minute...hide your wives...it's EDGE!(Fans chant 'YOU SCREWED MATT!' toward him revising what happened at ONS)
JBL: At-least he can...(he shuts up so Edge can talk)
Edge: You are just jealous I took two of his girlfriends away cause he's pathetic, just like all you ECW dimbats!(Fans chant 'Fuck you Edge' again)
Iser: So, which one of those two whores gave you the STD? The fat-ass thriller, or the five doller piece of ass?
Joey: Ouch.
Edge: At-least I can get any girl I wish, unlike that fat-ass right there.(He points at Heyman)
Heyman: I can steal yours, Mr Iser in a heart-beat because she is ex-
Iser: Don't even go there you sorry little bastard.(Edge sneaks into the ring) How dare you even bring her into the...
Edge cuts off the GM with a spear which gets BOOOOOOOOOOOs from the crowd, then Edge spears Heyman and the fans throw beer cans at him, and Edge quickly leaves the ring with Ashley gloating at his handy-work.
Joey: DAMN THAT EDGE!
JBL: THANK YOU EDGE!
