Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on May 6, 2007 13:24:43 GMT -5
Tazz: Hello and welcome to this extra special XWA event, today is none other than XWA Champion Raven's 20th birthday!!! This is huge, and the man himself told me he will come out to the ring and tell us what his plans are for the year. He also wanted me to tell you he has banned Joey Styles from being here tonight, because Joey is a dumbass.
*The Lights go out*
Tazz: Oh, here we go. I can't wait.
* "Suck It Up" by Hed (p.e.) hits the PA as smoke begins to errupt from the entrance ramp*
Tazz: Yes, that is a new song folks, apparently Swan Dive didn't meet Raven's standards anymore, so he went to this badass song, I can head bang even more!!
*The XWA Champion Raven emerges from the smoke as he strikes the Crucifix pose and golden pyro falls down behind him and he makes his way to the ring as the crowd boos loudly.*
Tazz: I see he is coming out alone, I am sure the others will be out shortly.
*Raven slides into the ring and does the Crucifix pose again as the crowd continues to be, he then signals for a microphone*
Raven: Well this is it, the day everyone has been waiting for, the great one known as myself is now 20. I know what you are all thinking, he was great when he was 19, but just imagine how much better he will get now that he is 20. Am I right?
*The crowd boos even louder*
Tazz: Yes, Raven is right I agree.
Raven: Also on this day, it marks the one year anniversary since XWA started, it's only fitting that I get to boost in both accomplishments, seeing how I am the foundation of XWA's existance. Me along with my fellow Dead Pool members of course.
Tazz: Yes, they are a force to be reckoned with.
Raven: But enough about them, today is all about me, and me only. So I figured that I would come out here and give you the honor of singing me the birthday song.
*The crowd boos even louder*
Raven: Tazz, if you would be so kind..... lead them off.
Tazz: With pleasure. Happy Birthday to you... Happy Birthday to you.... Happy Birthday dear, Virus of Life, One Man, Dynasty, Wrestling GOD, Savior of XWA. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!
Tazz: Happy Birthday Raven!!!!!!
Raven: Thank you Tazz, you are too kind.
Tazz: Screw you people for not singing, You are not worthy of singing to such greatness.
Raven: Such the truth. Now let me tell you about my goals for this year. I have quite a few, so you better pay attention. First off I want to cause as much chaos and destruction as only I can. Keep this title around my waist at all costs. Make sure I annoy the hell out of Joey Styles and you sheep in the crowd. Send all the has-beens to work at Mcdonald's with John Cena and Sting. And last, but not least, continue my path on being the greatest wrestler to ever live. Some goals eh?
*Crowd boos even louder*
Tazz: What goals, I am sure Raven will accomplish them all too.
*The Lights go out*
Raven: What the hell?
Tazz: What is this?
* "So Cold" by Breaking Benjamin begins to play as the arena turns an errie shade of red.*
Raven: Ah, it looks like my brother is coming out right now.
*Vampiro X appears out of the haze and spits out his mist and makes his way to the ring. He enters the ring and gives Raven a hug*
Vampiro X: Now, you couldn't have a birthday without your brother coming out here and making it better.
Raven: So true, so true it is.
Tazz: I am getting teary eyed.
Vampiro X: But I didn't come out here to sing though, but I have a video clip that I think it quite fitting at this time, so play the footage.
*A video plays of Raven defeating Sting at Barely Legal in Toronto and making him submit as he retains his title*
Raven: You were right, that was very fitting, thanks bro.
Vampiro X: You are quite welcome.
Tazz: What a great clip.
You Think You Know Me
Tazz: Whoa, is it who I think it is?
*Smoke once again fills the entrance arena, as Edge's music hits and he makes his way to the ring.*
*Edge gets in the ring and shakes both Raven and Vampiro's hands.*
*Suddenly Take Over hits and out comes Christian Cage and Lance Storm*
*Raven and Vampiro shake hands with both men*
Edge: Happy Birthday champ, from us fellow Canadians to another, following the trend of Vampiro X, me and the Canadian Revolution have a video tribute for you. But first, I wanted you to have this, hot off the presses, the official Rated RKO t-shirt, it's the least I can do for the Dead Pool shirt you gave me.
Raven: Thank you, You and Randy are quite the tag team.
Christian Cage: Now roll the clip monkey.
*The clip shows Raven and Edge ambushing John Cena in the parking lot and the entire group at Mcdonalds where to gave Cena a beatdown.*
Edge: Now that by far is the greatest moment in all of XWA if I do say so myself.
Raven: I agree, we sure taught John Cena a lesson, that it is not worth working in a fast food joint. I have to say, this has been a lot better than I was expecting, I get to celebrate with all of my good friends, one great announcer, and the most unappreciatve fans in the world.
*The crowd boos even louder*
Tazz: What selfish fans, you all don't deserve to see Raven.
Raven: But there still feels like there is something missing, and I can't quite put my finger on it.
Edge: I think I know what it is, you wanna hear the E&C birthday rap don't you?
Raven: As much as I would love to hear it, that isn't what I had in mind.
*As if on cue "What I Always Wanted" by Kittie hits the PA*
Raven: Ah, it's like someone read my mind.
*Out through the smoke comes the XWA Women's champion, Riot*
Tazz: I knew the Queen would be out, they always save the best for last.
*Riot enters the ring and gives Raven a big hug*
Raven: Now it's complete. For as long as I have been in XWA, you have been by my side, and together we waged war against them all, but we have always came out on top together. Whether it's against wrestlers, or these insects known as fans, we face everything together, and I intend to keep it that way. Not only you and I, but the entire Dead Pool and Canadian Revolution family. This is a warning to the rest of you, you get in our way, and we will take you out, we are a deadly unit, but we can cause just as much destruction alone as well. So it has been written, so it shall come to pass. The Virus of Life is another year older, but remains as dominate as ever. The Virus of Life has just begun, listen to my words, you will regret not listening to my warning.
*Suck It Up hits the PA again as the entire group poses in the ring as the crowd boos louder than ever*
Tazz: Wow, what a speech, what a birthday, what a champion. Well folks that wraps up this special XWA broadcast, we shall see you next time. HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAVEN!!!!
*Cameras fade out*
*The Lights go out*
Tazz: Oh, here we go. I can't wait.
* "Suck It Up" by Hed (p.e.) hits the PA as smoke begins to errupt from the entrance ramp*
Tazz: Yes, that is a new song folks, apparently Swan Dive didn't meet Raven's standards anymore, so he went to this badass song, I can head bang even more!!
*The XWA Champion Raven emerges from the smoke as he strikes the Crucifix pose and golden pyro falls down behind him and he makes his way to the ring as the crowd boos loudly.*
Tazz: I see he is coming out alone, I am sure the others will be out shortly.
*Raven slides into the ring and does the Crucifix pose again as the crowd continues to be, he then signals for a microphone*
Raven: Well this is it, the day everyone has been waiting for, the great one known as myself is now 20. I know what you are all thinking, he was great when he was 19, but just imagine how much better he will get now that he is 20. Am I right?
*The crowd boos even louder*
Tazz: Yes, Raven is right I agree.
Raven: Also on this day, it marks the one year anniversary since XWA started, it's only fitting that I get to boost in both accomplishments, seeing how I am the foundation of XWA's existance. Me along with my fellow Dead Pool members of course.
Tazz: Yes, they are a force to be reckoned with.
Raven: But enough about them, today is all about me, and me only. So I figured that I would come out here and give you the honor of singing me the birthday song.
*The crowd boos even louder*
Raven: Tazz, if you would be so kind..... lead them off.
Tazz: With pleasure. Happy Birthday to you... Happy Birthday to you.... Happy Birthday dear, Virus of Life, One Man, Dynasty, Wrestling GOD, Savior of XWA. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!
Tazz: Happy Birthday Raven!!!!!!
Raven: Thank you Tazz, you are too kind.
Tazz: Screw you people for not singing, You are not worthy of singing to such greatness.
Raven: Such the truth. Now let me tell you about my goals for this year. I have quite a few, so you better pay attention. First off I want to cause as much chaos and destruction as only I can. Keep this title around my waist at all costs. Make sure I annoy the hell out of Joey Styles and you sheep in the crowd. Send all the has-beens to work at Mcdonald's with John Cena and Sting. And last, but not least, continue my path on being the greatest wrestler to ever live. Some goals eh?
*Crowd boos even louder*
Tazz: What goals, I am sure Raven will accomplish them all too.
*The Lights go out*
Raven: What the hell?
Tazz: What is this?
* "So Cold" by Breaking Benjamin begins to play as the arena turns an errie shade of red.*
Raven: Ah, it looks like my brother is coming out right now.
*Vampiro X appears out of the haze and spits out his mist and makes his way to the ring. He enters the ring and gives Raven a hug*
Vampiro X: Now, you couldn't have a birthday without your brother coming out here and making it better.
Raven: So true, so true it is.
Tazz: I am getting teary eyed.
Vampiro X: But I didn't come out here to sing though, but I have a video clip that I think it quite fitting at this time, so play the footage.
*A video plays of Raven defeating Sting at Barely Legal in Toronto and making him submit as he retains his title*
Raven: You were right, that was very fitting, thanks bro.
Vampiro X: You are quite welcome.
Tazz: What a great clip.
You Think You Know Me
Tazz: Whoa, is it who I think it is?
*Smoke once again fills the entrance arena, as Edge's music hits and he makes his way to the ring.*
*Edge gets in the ring and shakes both Raven and Vampiro's hands.*
*Suddenly Take Over hits and out comes Christian Cage and Lance Storm*
*Raven and Vampiro shake hands with both men*
Edge: Happy Birthday champ, from us fellow Canadians to another, following the trend of Vampiro X, me and the Canadian Revolution have a video tribute for you. But first, I wanted you to have this, hot off the presses, the official Rated RKO t-shirt, it's the least I can do for the Dead Pool shirt you gave me.
Raven: Thank you, You and Randy are quite the tag team.
Christian Cage: Now roll the clip monkey.
*The clip shows Raven and Edge ambushing John Cena in the parking lot and the entire group at Mcdonalds where to gave Cena a beatdown.*
Edge: Now that by far is the greatest moment in all of XWA if I do say so myself.
Raven: I agree, we sure taught John Cena a lesson, that it is not worth working in a fast food joint. I have to say, this has been a lot better than I was expecting, I get to celebrate with all of my good friends, one great announcer, and the most unappreciatve fans in the world.
*The crowd boos even louder*
Tazz: What selfish fans, you all don't deserve to see Raven.
Raven: But there still feels like there is something missing, and I can't quite put my finger on it.
Edge: I think I know what it is, you wanna hear the E&C birthday rap don't you?
Raven: As much as I would love to hear it, that isn't what I had in mind.
*As if on cue "What I Always Wanted" by Kittie hits the PA*
Raven: Ah, it's like someone read my mind.
*Out through the smoke comes the XWA Women's champion, Riot*
Tazz: I knew the Queen would be out, they always save the best for last.
*Riot enters the ring and gives Raven a big hug*
Raven: Now it's complete. For as long as I have been in XWA, you have been by my side, and together we waged war against them all, but we have always came out on top together. Whether it's against wrestlers, or these insects known as fans, we face everything together, and I intend to keep it that way. Not only you and I, but the entire Dead Pool and Canadian Revolution family. This is a warning to the rest of you, you get in our way, and we will take you out, we are a deadly unit, but we can cause just as much destruction alone as well. So it has been written, so it shall come to pass. The Virus of Life is another year older, but remains as dominate as ever. The Virus of Life has just begun, listen to my words, you will regret not listening to my warning.
*Suck It Up hits the PA again as the entire group poses in the ring as the crowd boos louder than ever*
Tazz: Wow, what a speech, what a birthday, what a champion. Well folks that wraps up this special XWA broadcast, we shall see you next time. HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAVEN!!!!
*Cameras fade out*
