Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Mar 29, 2007 19:39:17 GMT -5
*The Lights go out and Swan Dive by Hed (p.e.) hits the PA*
Tazz: It seems that we have an impromptu segment withmy man the XWA Champion Raven.
Joey: Great, first Edge must bore me, now Raven. What did I do to deserve this.
*Smoke fills the entrance way as Raven and Riot step on the ramp. Both pose as golden pyro falls behind them to the loudest heel heat of the entire show*
Tazz: Each time I hear Swan Dive, it seems to get better and better.
*Raven slides into the ring and strikes the Crucifix pose on the turnbuckles as Riot grabs a mic*
Raven: With Survivor Series only a few short days away, I have some things that I need to get off my chest. I have been in this fed for almost a year now right? I have been the most dominate wrestler this fed has had, not to mention I am the biggest star and the best champion the world of wrestlign has ever seen. So I guess the GM wants to be in the same ring as greatness, so he made our match at Survivor Series. I always knew he had a death wish, I just never thought he wanted to die at the Mercy of my hands. Come Survivor Series Iser, your deathwish will be fufilled, after I destroy yoru crippled ass once and for all. You dare try and belmish my perfect record in this fed,think again, for you shall try and fail, and it will cost you your life, and your career. But first, it seems that Chris Benoit is once again being a sore loser. I have beaten Benoit countless times, yet he still has the need to want and face me again, I guess Benoit is addicted to being beaten by the Virus of Life. You should be lucky Benoit, for once I beat you I will spare you the same fate that the GM has, but mark my words, if you ever decide to come back into my affairs, you will be taken out of this fed, by any means neseccary*
*The crowd boos loudly and chants "Asshole" at Raven*
Tazz: Big words from our champ, and he means all of them too.
Raven: You fans are also in for the same fate our your beloved GM. Ever since I have been in this fed I have despised you all, I have all the talent in the world, yet you all boo me and cheer for all these has-beens or never-weres as if your life depended on it, well I am sick of it, by god as my witness I shall cripple each and every one of you if it's the last thing I do. Because, this is one Virus you can't cure, can't treat, and can't survive, all shall heed my warning, for if you don't, you might not get the chance again. Quote The Raven, Nevermore.
*Raven drops the mic*
You think you know me
Tazz: Are we going to hear from Edge again?
*Edge's music hits and out comes Edge and Ashley as they make their way to the ring*
Joey: Oh no, Raven and Edge in the same ring, at the same time, please end my suffering now.
*Edge enters the ring and motions the mic from Raven who gives it to him.*
Edge: You know Raven, I was in the back, listening to your awesome speech, and I have to say, I agree with everything you said. Our GM is nothing but an egotistical bastard, who is holding me back, because he knows I am a bigger star than he ever could be. The whole war he has with you, is the same one he has with me, both of us are better athletes, better on the mic, and better with the ladies in the sack than he is. So he goes after us out of jealousy. But I promise, if the GM survives his fate with Raven, with is a big IF, I will take him out myself. I am a two time WWE Champion, I am undefeated at Wrestlemania, I have won countless ladder matches, and was the MVP for WWE in 2006. What has the GM done to match my resume? Getting his ass crippled by the man standing next to me? Going to his prom alone? Oh wait, I forgot, he has Mickie, that must be some consulation prize, a plastic doll full of hot air.
*Edge snickers and the crowd boos loudly*
Tazz: What a moment in XWA, The GM getting dissed by not one but two badass dudes.
Joey: Woop-De-Doo, are they done yet?
Edge: Well, we all have seen Riot kick Mickie's ass, in time you will see my fine lady Ashley do the same to her, because we are the Rated "R" Couple, so you better get used to it.
*Edge tosses the mic down and shakes hands with Raven as Swan Dive hits and the four of them make their way to the back as the crowd boos loudly and throws items at them*
Joey: Those four are garbage, I agree with the fans.
Tazz: You bastards!!! *Tazz picks up the garbage and throws it back at the fans* SHOW SOME RESPECT TO GREATNESS!!!!
*Camera Fades out*
Tazz: It seems that we have an impromptu segment withmy man the XWA Champion Raven.
Joey: Great, first Edge must bore me, now Raven. What did I do to deserve this.
*Smoke fills the entrance way as Raven and Riot step on the ramp. Both pose as golden pyro falls behind them to the loudest heel heat of the entire show*
Tazz: Each time I hear Swan Dive, it seems to get better and better.
*Raven slides into the ring and strikes the Crucifix pose on the turnbuckles as Riot grabs a mic*
Raven: With Survivor Series only a few short days away, I have some things that I need to get off my chest. I have been in this fed for almost a year now right? I have been the most dominate wrestler this fed has had, not to mention I am the biggest star and the best champion the world of wrestlign has ever seen. So I guess the GM wants to be in the same ring as greatness, so he made our match at Survivor Series. I always knew he had a death wish, I just never thought he wanted to die at the Mercy of my hands. Come Survivor Series Iser, your deathwish will be fufilled, after I destroy yoru crippled ass once and for all. You dare try and belmish my perfect record in this fed,think again, for you shall try and fail, and it will cost you your life, and your career. But first, it seems that Chris Benoit is once again being a sore loser. I have beaten Benoit countless times, yet he still has the need to want and face me again, I guess Benoit is addicted to being beaten by the Virus of Life. You should be lucky Benoit, for once I beat you I will spare you the same fate that the GM has, but mark my words, if you ever decide to come back into my affairs, you will be taken out of this fed, by any means neseccary*
*The crowd boos loudly and chants "Asshole" at Raven*
Tazz: Big words from our champ, and he means all of them too.
Raven: You fans are also in for the same fate our your beloved GM. Ever since I have been in this fed I have despised you all, I have all the talent in the world, yet you all boo me and cheer for all these has-beens or never-weres as if your life depended on it, well I am sick of it, by god as my witness I shall cripple each and every one of you if it's the last thing I do. Because, this is one Virus you can't cure, can't treat, and can't survive, all shall heed my warning, for if you don't, you might not get the chance again. Quote The Raven, Nevermore.
*Raven drops the mic*
You think you know me
Tazz: Are we going to hear from Edge again?
*Edge's music hits and out comes Edge and Ashley as they make their way to the ring*
Joey: Oh no, Raven and Edge in the same ring, at the same time, please end my suffering now.
*Edge enters the ring and motions the mic from Raven who gives it to him.*
Edge: You know Raven, I was in the back, listening to your awesome speech, and I have to say, I agree with everything you said. Our GM is nothing but an egotistical bastard, who is holding me back, because he knows I am a bigger star than he ever could be. The whole war he has with you, is the same one he has with me, both of us are better athletes, better on the mic, and better with the ladies in the sack than he is. So he goes after us out of jealousy. But I promise, if the GM survives his fate with Raven, with is a big IF, I will take him out myself. I am a two time WWE Champion, I am undefeated at Wrestlemania, I have won countless ladder matches, and was the MVP for WWE in 2006. What has the GM done to match my resume? Getting his ass crippled by the man standing next to me? Going to his prom alone? Oh wait, I forgot, he has Mickie, that must be some consulation prize, a plastic doll full of hot air.
*Edge snickers and the crowd boos loudly*
Tazz: What a moment in XWA, The GM getting dissed by not one but two badass dudes.
Joey: Woop-De-Doo, are they done yet?
Edge: Well, we all have seen Riot kick Mickie's ass, in time you will see my fine lady Ashley do the same to her, because we are the Rated "R" Couple, so you better get used to it.
*Edge tosses the mic down and shakes hands with Raven as Swan Dive hits and the four of them make their way to the back as the crowd boos loudly and throws items at them*
Joey: Those four are garbage, I agree with the fans.
Tazz: You bastards!!! *Tazz picks up the garbage and throws it back at the fans* SHOW SOME RESPECT TO GREATNESS!!!!
*Camera Fades out*
