Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Mar 19, 2007 23:02:41 GMT -5
'King of Kings' plays and the GM comes out with a cane helping him be upright.
Joey: Holy crap!
Tazz: I think he's ahead of schedule from his knee surgery.
The GM sort-a hobbles to the ring(but is still light-years quicker than that douche Hogan was running, his cane is golden and says 'FUCK YOU' in diamonds in it) The fans are starting a 'Thank you Iser' chant.
Iser: Holy shit. I don't think I deser...
Cena's music suddenly plays and the WWE champion comes out to major boos.
Cena: I don't think these people want to see a crippled person in the ring am I right fellas?
Fans start chanting 'FUCK YOU CENA!'
Iser: Uh...Cena...these people think you're the biggest cock sucker on God's green earth.(Loud cheers)
Cena: Hold on...
Fans: YOU SUCK DICK! YOU SUCK DICK!
Cena: Uh...I don't even know what one of...
Iser: You what? You disgusting motherfucker...why the hell are you in my ring?
Cena: Well...I made your top star tap out earlier tonight.
Iser: It's scripted, and the only reason you did it is because you give Vince more blow-jobs than the champion here delievers ass kickings. I hate the son of a bitch, but I do admit this, I'd much rather have him as champ than some low-life marine wanna-be cry-baby bitch like you as champ!(Extreme cheers)
Cena: I could kick his ass easily.
Iser: You tried that and failed miserably already you dumb-fuck.
Cena: Different day...different result.
Iser: You can't even beat one of our 'jobbers' you fucking douche.
Cena: I can beat your top guys easily.
Iser: Than get your bling-bling wanna-be ass in this ring and I'll see for myself...you're opponent will be in the ring in about a minute(the GM hobbles out of the ring as Cena gets in)
Joey: Holy crap!
Tazz: I think he's ahead of schedule from his knee surgery.
The GM sort-a hobbles to the ring(but is still light-years quicker than that douche Hogan was running, his cane is golden and says 'FUCK YOU' in diamonds in it) The fans are starting a 'Thank you Iser' chant.
Iser: Holy shit. I don't think I deser...
Cena's music suddenly plays and the WWE champion comes out to major boos.
Cena: I don't think these people want to see a crippled person in the ring am I right fellas?
Fans start chanting 'FUCK YOU CENA!'
Iser: Uh...Cena...these people think you're the biggest cock sucker on God's green earth.(Loud cheers)
Cena: Hold on...
Fans: YOU SUCK DICK! YOU SUCK DICK!
Cena: Uh...I don't even know what one of...
Iser: You what? You disgusting motherfucker...why the hell are you in my ring?
Cena: Well...I made your top star tap out earlier tonight.
Iser: It's scripted, and the only reason you did it is because you give Vince more blow-jobs than the champion here delievers ass kickings. I hate the son of a bitch, but I do admit this, I'd much rather have him as champ than some low-life marine wanna-be cry-baby bitch like you as champ!(Extreme cheers)
Cena: I could kick his ass easily.
Iser: You tried that and failed miserably already you dumb-fuck.
Cena: Different day...different result.
Iser: You can't even beat one of our 'jobbers' you fucking douche.
Cena: I can beat your top guys easily.
Iser: Than get your bling-bling wanna-be ass in this ring and I'll see for myself...you're opponent will be in the ring in about a minute(the GM hobbles out of the ring as Cena gets in)
