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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jan 31, 2007 21:53:09 GMT -5
The camera catches a limo arriving into the parking lot and the XWA champ, Raven, Vampiro X, the GM himself..., and the Queen of Extreme arrives to Target.
GM: What the hell...Target!?
Raven: They have some shirts I want like the...
GM: Oh... I-see...
Vampiro X: It'll be boring if we just look at shit...
Raven: Indeed...
The four peeps enter the store and the cashier gets to them.
Cashier: Excuse me sir(talking to the GM)...could you please remove that shirt?
GM Iser: What!? Why?
Cashier: Read it...~Safe sex rule one: Go Fuck yourself~
GM Iser: I don't see what the big fucking deal is about it.
Cashier: That.
GM Iser: Who gives a shit?
Cashier: I do...
Raven: Does that count for anyone?
Cashier: ...
The four people leave the cashier stupified...
Raven: Stupid old ugly-ass bitch...
GM Iser: She should really stop masterbating to Poke-Porn-o with that Disturbed guy...
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Feb 1, 2007 13:34:17 GMT -5
*The in-store radio is heard playing cheesy elevator music*
Raven: What the hell is this grabage, Vamp, go find where the is coming from and replace that music with this.... *Raven hands Vampiro X a disc*
GM Iser: What is on that?
Raven: You will see.
*The group continues to the t-shirt section*
GM Iser: Who the fuck would wear a Dr. Pepper shirt?
Raven: Those kind of people *Raven points to old people*
Raven: Old people love that shit, since it's made with prunes.
GM Iser: This is more like it *he grabs a Pepsi shirt*
Raven: Now that, that is a shirt worth buying as is this *he holds up a shirt saying "Protect Your Nuts*
GM Iser: These shirts are funny, but I don't see anything Vulgar enough....
Raven: This is Target, you don't get anything too bad.
*All of the sudden the in-store radio begins to blare "Take Over"
GM Iser: Hahahahahaha, I love it!!!!
Raven: Thought you would, I told him to loop it, so it plays over and over.
Vampiro X: Alright, I got it, I also knocked out the manager who was yelling at me.
Raven: Managers suck.
GM Iser: Agreed, let's go messwith the toys and shit.
Raven: Sounds good to me.
*The group walks down to the toy aisle*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Feb 1, 2007 16:27:38 GMT -5
The GM makes a sharp left before he decides to mess with all the toys.
Raven: What the hell? They have Dora dolls? Lame!
Vampiro X starts setting them off with their lame expressions.
The GM returns with three Pepsi bottles...(full of pepsi of course)
GM Iser: Hell no I ain't paying for this shit anyway...they have enough retarded managers anyway yelling at us...Oh well...~Takes a swig of the pepsi~ It's still Pepsi.
A nerdy worker comes in.
Worker: You need to pay for that.
GM Iser: Why? It's free Pepsi day dumbass...read the sign.
Worker: Uh...no.
Raven: Listen to me bucko, you need to get those two contacts out of your eye, and straighten out your glasses and READ THE SIGN!
The Worker reads the sign.
Worker: I am sorry...you are right.
Raven: Damn right I'm right.
GM Iser: and I have something.
~The GM goes to the Pepsi machine and gets a can of Pepsi and shakes it up, he returns and gives the worker the soda~
Worker: Thanks
~The Worker opens the can and all the soda shoots at him~
GM Iser: Never trust a group of heels dumbass...now get the fuck out of here.
~The worker leaves humiluated~
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Feb 1, 2007 17:44:21 GMT -5
*The camera fades out and we are taken to the GM's office, where he is grabbing some ice to tend to some of his injuries*
Raven: Knock, fucking knock. I hope I am not disturbing anything there GM. What were you watching pig wrestling or some bullshit like that?
GM Iser: You sure got some balls to barge into my office, mayeb I should just rip them off instead.
Raven: Oooo, I am so scared, let me tell you something little man, you better shut your mouth now, before I put you in ice if you get my drift.
GM Iser: You know, how was it possible that you and I ever were friends? It is quite obvious that you are so self-absorbed and obsessed with your ego, it's like you are in love with yourself or something. But once I beat you for the title you won't have anything to be happy about.
Raven: Oh is that so, what are you gonna do? Have Mickie run down and get her pretty little ass another Chaos Theory? If you are able to leave the match in one piece, you shald be thanking your lucky stars that I didn't end your career. Tick... tock.... tick...tock.... that is the sound of your career running out..... if I were you I would be busy buying a cemetary plot, and getting life insurance. See ya later GM.
*Raven exits and laughs sadistically*
GM Iser: Keep laughign Raven, while you are still able.
*The GM pounds his fist down against the desk as the camera fades*
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