Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Jan 29, 2007 15:15:43 GMT -5
*Cameras pan up to show a sign that reads "Enter the Warzone: "Extreme Paintball" when then see a black Mercedes Benz pull up into the parking lot and out exits, Vampiro X, GM Iser, Riot, and XWA Champion Raven*
Raven: Man, I thought we would never get here, who in their right mind made this place so far out in the middle of nowhere?
GM Iser: Probably the hillybilly fucks who run this place, I mean this place is deserted.
Raven: No kidding, but I am sure that there will be some dumbass people here who we can mop the paintball field with, let's go in.
*The four of them enter the facility and are greeted by the manager*
Manager: Hello, and welcome to Extreme Paintballing, my name is Jim and I am the manager.
Raven: We really don't care what you name is, we are here to kill some morons on the battlefield, no go and get us our gear and paintball guns right away, before things have to turn violent.
Manager: Right away sir, but what team do you want to be on, the red team or blue team?
GM Iser: We are the blue team idiot, now go get our stuff on the double before I lose my temper.
*Jim leaves and goes to bring them their gear*
Raven: God, that guy is a dumbass, like we care what his name is.
GM Iser: Well, he has to tell someone his name, because I don't think the squirrels and other animals give a shit who he is.
Raven: Yeah, plus he has to talk to the trees as well since he is very lame. I think we should discuss our battle strategy. Here is what I think, since it is 3 on 3, Riot you will have to sit out.
Riot: That is fine by me, I am not much for paintballing.
Raven: Yeah, you just love to watch me in action Our stratgey will be simple, the three of us will probably be smarter than the other team, so what I think is we all will go after a person, not like it matters, they will all get shot in the end.
GM Iser: It's like hunting, except we are hunting dumbass hicks.
*Jim returns to the group and gives them their paintball gear and guns*
GM Iser: Took you long enough fatass.
*They all take the gear and put it on*
Vampiro X: I can't see with this helmet on.
Raven: That is because you have it on backwards bro.
*Vampiro X takes it off and re-adjusts the helmet*
Vampiro X: That's better.
GM Iser: This gear is retarded, I mean Fatigues are so lame.
Raven: I agree, but it beats getting paint all over your good clothes. So Jim, where are our opponents?
Jim: They are awaiting you in the battlefield, once you three enter the game will begin, I already explained the rules to them, so I will tell you. You have 30 minutes to eliminate your opponents, if you are hit you are out, the final man left standing will win for his team.
Raven: Wow, those rules are so HARD, I mean really, I would have never guessed that, hit the bricks junior, we shall take it from here.
*Raven approaches Jim and pushing him on the ground and he lands on his ass*
*All four laugh at him while he is on the ground*
Raven: Alright troops, let hunt us some rednecks. We will be back soon babe.
*Raven hugs Riot, then kisses her*
GM Iser: Ahem!! C'mon man, we are wasting time, you can kiss her all you want once we win.
*The three of them enter the battlezone*
Raven: Man, I thought we would never get here, who in their right mind made this place so far out in the middle of nowhere?
GM Iser: Probably the hillybilly fucks who run this place, I mean this place is deserted.
Raven: No kidding, but I am sure that there will be some dumbass people here who we can mop the paintball field with, let's go in.
*The four of them enter the facility and are greeted by the manager*
Manager: Hello, and welcome to Extreme Paintballing, my name is Jim and I am the manager.
Raven: We really don't care what you name is, we are here to kill some morons on the battlefield, no go and get us our gear and paintball guns right away, before things have to turn violent.
Manager: Right away sir, but what team do you want to be on, the red team or blue team?
GM Iser: We are the blue team idiot, now go get our stuff on the double before I lose my temper.
*Jim leaves and goes to bring them their gear*
Raven: God, that guy is a dumbass, like we care what his name is.
GM Iser: Well, he has to tell someone his name, because I don't think the squirrels and other animals give a shit who he is.
Raven: Yeah, plus he has to talk to the trees as well since he is very lame. I think we should discuss our battle strategy. Here is what I think, since it is 3 on 3, Riot you will have to sit out.
Riot: That is fine by me, I am not much for paintballing.
Raven: Yeah, you just love to watch me in action Our stratgey will be simple, the three of us will probably be smarter than the other team, so what I think is we all will go after a person, not like it matters, they will all get shot in the end.
GM Iser: It's like hunting, except we are hunting dumbass hicks.
*Jim returns to the group and gives them their paintball gear and guns*
GM Iser: Took you long enough fatass.
*They all take the gear and put it on*
Vampiro X: I can't see with this helmet on.
Raven: That is because you have it on backwards bro.
*Vampiro X takes it off and re-adjusts the helmet*
Vampiro X: That's better.
GM Iser: This gear is retarded, I mean Fatigues are so lame.
Raven: I agree, but it beats getting paint all over your good clothes. So Jim, where are our opponents?
Jim: They are awaiting you in the battlefield, once you three enter the game will begin, I already explained the rules to them, so I will tell you. You have 30 minutes to eliminate your opponents, if you are hit you are out, the final man left standing will win for his team.
Raven: Wow, those rules are so HARD, I mean really, I would have never guessed that, hit the bricks junior, we shall take it from here.
*Raven approaches Jim and pushing him on the ground and he lands on his ass*
*All four laugh at him while he is on the ground*
Raven: Alright troops, let hunt us some rednecks. We will be back soon babe.
*Raven hugs Riot, then kisses her*
GM Iser: Ahem!! C'mon man, we are wasting time, you can kiss her all you want once we win.
*The three of them enter the battlezone*