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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jan 20, 2007 23:55:55 GMT -5
~Note: This was when the GM was a HEEL...what I'm bored and need posts...and don't want to do the show...gimme a break...~
The GM is seen playing around on the computer for some reason...~He's bored~ Raven sneaks up...but the GM notices him...
GM Iser: You hear what a certain someone said about us...I won't mention names or noth'n but they said we aren't controvershall.
Raven: What!? Who the hell said that!? Whoever the fuck said that must be completely full of shit.
Vampiro X is seen in the area just hanging around...listening in.
GM Iser: Yeah... I screwed Beniot out of the title you got...and you...uh...
Raven: You know what I do. I brutalize everyone that comes in my way of getting MY title...
GM Iser: Yeah...that works too...and what about big tall and silent over here?
Vampiro X remains quiet.
GM Iser: Ah...I see...he just chokes people out for fun...that's his game...that's uh...I guess...uh...help me out here...
Raven: Controvershall?
GM Iser: Yes... damn chair shots...I outta give Beniot fifty more for screwing up my memory...fucking asshole...I'm more controvershall though...
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Jan 21, 2007 0:04:12 GMT -5
Raven: If people don't think we are controversal, why not send a message to all those people right now?
GM Iser: I like the sound of that, what do ya got in mind?
Raven: It's quite simple really, since we are still in the arena, why not show everyone how controversal we are, at their expense?
GM Iser: I like that a lot.
Raven: This will be a contest of sorts, those who answer correctly get to pass, but those who fail, let's just say they get to suffer the consequences.
GM Iser: More than others will fail, then I shall have fun beating it into them that we are controversial.
Raven: Indeed, let's go, come on Vamp, you are coming too.
*Raven, GM Iser and Vampiro X then walk to the backstage area of the arena.*
Raven: Look at all the sheep we have to choose from, so who do you want to be the first participant?
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jan 21, 2007 0:08:35 GMT -5
GM Iser: How about that dude over there...
~A guy who looks like Harry Potter is there~
GM Iser: Who is...
Harry Potter look-a-like~Name tag says 'Stevie wonder'~:~Obviously drunk~ Who ar--
GM Iser: SHUT YOUR MOUTH FOUR-EYES! Are we controvershall?
The Harry Potter look-a-like shakes his head and the GM superkicks him.
GM Iser: Told you I'm controvershall...I just superkicked a Harry-Potter look-a-like named Stevie Wonder!
Raven: Big deal...anyone can beat up a drunk Harry Potter clone...
Vampiro X then throws him through a glass window.
Raven: Not everyone can do that though...
GM Iser: Agreed...next unlucky sap...
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Jan 21, 2007 0:12:27 GMT -5
*The three of them walk down a bit further*
Raven: Hey you, yeah you.
*Raven points at the guy over by a door wearing a Rey Mysterio shirt*
Raven: Do you think we're controversial?
Mysterio Fan: Hell no you guys are totally.....
*Raven superkicks the guy into the lockerroom door*
Raven: Wrong answer.
*Vampiro appears and slams the guy onto the floor.*
GM Iser: Looks like these people are going to all have to suffer.
Raven: Seems so. Next person.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jan 21, 2007 0:16:04 GMT -5
They run into a guy wearing a Pikachu costume.
GM Iser: Ah screw this...
The GM and Raven both superkick him and start stomping him till a guy in a Shake costume starts beating Pikachu up.
GM Iser: HOLY shit! Never seen that before...KICK THAT FUCKING FAGGOT'S ASS!
Vampiro X: ...
Raven: Told'ya Aqua Teen Hunger Force pwns Pokemon...~he's talking on his cellphone and then he hangs up~
GM Iser: Who was that?
Raven: You remember the girl who went psycho over the cheese?
GM Iser: Oh yeah...
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Jan 21, 2007 0:26:42 GMT -5
*The group continues to walk down the hall, Raven is once again on his cell*
Raven: Yeah, we are on our way now *he shuts the phone off*
GM Iser: I can still hear, someone talking on the phone.
*Raven opens the phone to hear a voice saying hello over and over*
Raven: Screw it, we found who we are looking for.
*They turn the corner and see a girl hopping around with a package of cheese and singing at the top of her lungs as if she is the only person around*
Kat: CHEESE OF CHESSE WONDEFUL CHEESE YOUR YELLOW YOUR GOOEY YOUR MAGICALLY MINE!!!!!!
*Raven the GM and Vampiro X have expressions of shock on their faces*
GM Iser: And to think, people say I am weird, I think she beats me.
Raven: She beats us all. Hey Kat.
*Kat can't hear Raven and continues to go on*
Kat: CHEESE OH CHEESE HOW YOU MAKE ME HAPPY CHEESE OH CHEESE MAKE MY DAY AND TAKE IT AWAY MY CHEESE!!!!!!!
Raven: HEY KAT!!!!!
Kat: Oh, hi Raven, how are you?
Raven: Fine, but what the hell are you doing?
Kat: I was singing about cheese. You see this package of cheese is evil, if you eat it bad things will happen to you, that is why I am singing, to make the cheese happy so it won't be evil.
Raven.......................
GM Iser:.......................
Vampiro X:..................
Raven: Well.... isn't that nice..... anyway Kat I have a question for you.
Kat: You want to know if I find you attractive? Cause I do.
Raven: No, that isn't it, although I am flattered.
*Kat looks away and Raven shakes his head like he didn't mean it as the GM and Vampiro X chuckle*
Raven: Do you think we are controversial?
Kat: No way, you guys are cool but this cheese, this is your controversey.
Raven: Wrong answer.
*Raven superkicks Kat and Vampiro X grabs a slice of cheese and rips it in pieces and throws it on Kat.*
Raven: That was cheesey..... bad pun intended.
Raven: Next Victim.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jan 21, 2007 0:31:00 GMT -5
The trio then runs into a dude who works at taco bell~Trevor Murdoch~.
Raven: Hey moron...yes you...with the dumbass taco suit.
Trevor Murdoch: Yeah?
Raven: Are we controvershall?
Murdoch: No...
Raven: Wrong answer sour-puss.
Raven superkicks him and Vampiro X chokes him out with the State of Confusion...meanwhile, the GM is seen flirting with a couple hot girls...
Raven: Let's go...~He notices the GM isn't there.~
GM Iser: Yeah...I'll see you two later...~The girls giggle~
Raven: LET'S GO! Stop messing with the ladies and let's get out of here.
The GM snags their hotel keys and bolts off back with Raven and Vampiro X to continue their rampage.
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Jan 21, 2007 0:44:43 GMT -5
The group continues down the hall.
Raven: Bingo, next contestent.
*The group walks towards a group of asian nerds playing Pokemon*
Raven: Hey.
Asian Nerd: Hi, you wanna play Pokemon.
Raven: No, I gotta a question for you. Do you think me and my friends are controversial?
Asian Nerd: No way, Pokemon is way better.
Raven: Wrong Answer.
*Raven superkicks the nerd*
Raven: THIS IS YU GI OH TOWN MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!
*Raven bends down and rips up the cards*
* Unknown females approach Vampiro X and hand them some room keys*
GM Iser: Lucky bastard.
* Vampiro X tosses the keys down the hall*
GM Iser: WTF, I should get those before someone else gets them.
Raven: What are you doing?
* As Raven and Vampiro X walk after him, a figure charges at Raven and pushes him into an empty supply closet*
Vampiro X: Hmm....
* GM Iser is shown outraged and superkicks a guy reading a Comic Book.*
GM Iser: Where is Raven?
*On cue Raven exits the supply closet with Riot by his side*
Raven: I love being me. :-D
*They continue down the hall*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jan 21, 2007 0:50:49 GMT -5
They notice a local McDonalds and they see John Cena...so they approach him.
GM Iser: Hey John...
Cena: Mom tied my shoes for me this time...you won't catch me tripping...
Vampiro X: You're about as fucked up as...the GM's sister...
The GM looks shocked that Vampiro X said that then Raven busts out laughing...
GM Iser: Uh...anyway...do you think we're controvershall?
Cena: No homie slice.
Raven: NEVER call us homie slice you bling bling piece of shit.
GM Iser: That was the wrong answer anyway...
They kick Cena almost out of his McDonalds uniform.
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Jan 21, 2007 1:03:08 GMT -5
Raven: That guy just gets dumber an dumber each time we see him.
GM Iser: I am sad that he didn't trip, oh well always next time.
The group walks till they spot an odd site.
Raven: Holy shit.
*Raven points and sees the Great Khali*
GM Iser: Should we ask him?
Raven: I don't even know if he understands english, but why not.
*Vampiro X appears and hands Raven a step-ladder*
*Raven places the ladder in front of Khali as he watches him*
Raven: *slowly* Hello Khali, I have a question for you *he points at Khali who nods*
Raven: Do you think we are controversial?
Khali: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr mmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*Khali shakes his fists and shakes his head*
Raven: Wrong answer.
*Raven climbs up a few more rungs and Superkicks Khali from the step-ladder*
Raven: That is how you chop down a redwood.
GM Iser: He was one dumb sumbitch.
Raven: Yes he was, I didn't understand a word he said.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jan 21, 2007 1:08:51 GMT -5
The trio walks down the hall further and they notice a very odd site.
GM Iser: Oh my fucking God...
We see Johnny Nailz still crying over being rejected by that girl on the E-Fed forum of Gametalk.
Raven: That loser!?
GM Iser: Should we ask?
Raven: Sure...HEY NAILZ!
Nailz: Can't you see I'm busy crying over my loss...
GM Iser: Whatever...
Raven: Are we controvershall?
Nailz: You are not...me getting---
Raven: Wrong answer you fucking loser...
GM Iser and Raven double superkick him into a locker-room and Vampiro X shuts the door and it was Rico's locker-room they superkicked him into.
Raven: I don't want to see the kids they have...that's for sure...
~The trio walks further down the hall~
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Jan 21, 2007 1:18:12 GMT -5
*As the group keeps walking Raven hears a familiar voice.*
Voice: Pow.... you're down.....
Raven: Hell no, it can't be....
Voice: Pow, pow, pow, I beat you.
GM Iser: Who is this douche bag.
Raven: Your worst nightmare.
Voice: Wooossshhhhhhhhh.... pow... pow... pow!!!!
Raven: Hey, Rob.
Rob: Hey Raven, BOOMMM!!!!!!!!!
GM Iser: Who the.....
Raven: This is Rob, my sister's ex boyfriend, before they ever met.
Rob: I am fine, I have most of my brain functions back.. wham... bam...
Raven: You see, Rob here was dating my sister, sadly for him, I met his ass, and kicked his ass, till he was on his knees begging my sister to take him back as he blubbered like a baby.
Rob: These action figures are fun.... wow...pow... bang... boom...
GM Iser: What a stupid ass kid.
Raven: Just wait till he gets older.
Raven: Rob, we got a question for you?
Rob: Oh boy, a question? BOOM BAM BOOM BOOM..
Raven: Calm down their kid, do you think we are controversial?
Rob: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M TELLING YOU SAID A BAD WORD!!!!!!
Raven: No we didn't.
Rob: Uh huh.
*Raven superkicks little Rob in the face*
Raven: Take that you little jerkoff.
*Vampiro X then places a box of kleenex on top of him*
Raven: Subtle, he will need those when he gets older and when my sister dumps his ass.
GM Iser: Talk about a blast from the past.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jan 21, 2007 1:24:11 GMT -5
The trio walk down the hall a little further and then they see a fat girl... GM Iser: Oh shit... Raven: You know her? GM Iser: Tis...my sister... Raven: That fucking blob of fat!? HAHAHAHAHA! GM Iser: Yes... Raven: Damn that sucks...oh well...at-least I have...well you know...  GM Iser: Let's ask her. Raven: Hey whoreface! Shannon doesn't respond. GM Iser: Hey you crackwhore motherfucking cocksucking piece of Maryland trash! Shannon: What? Raven: Are we controvershall... Vampiro X: Just don't sit on us... Shannon: You want a blow? Vampiro X: For a cent? Shannon: Deal!~She trys to take off her shirt~ Raven: ~Throws up~ GM Iser: ~Throws up~ Vampiro X: ~Throws up~ Shannon: What? GM Iser: Back to the original question...are we controvershall? Shannon: No? Raven: Wrong answer you fucking prostitute from hell. Raven and the GM superkick Shannon down the stairs and she's stuck half-way. GM Iser: How was I ever related to her... |
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jan 21, 2007 1:36:39 GMT -5
Suddenly it goes all black...and the camera then focuses on the GM at his office...and he shakes his head on his office chair.
GM Iser: Such a pity...
The GM struggles to get up and he limps over to get a bottle of water and limps back to his seat.
GM Iser: How could Raven and myself...the seemingly closest of freinds...turn into the most deadliest of enemys who want to mame each-other? Simple...one's ego went too far...and it's quite a shame.....we had a blast...them were the days...but...the past is the past...and this is now...I'm done living the past...and now want to look to the future...besides...being an XWA Heavyweight champion sounds fine to me...that and I wouldn't mind toning Raven's ego down a peg or two...and beat some sense back into him...so it's been written...soon it shall come to pass...Quoth the GM...nevermore...
~Camera fades to black~
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