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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jan 1, 2007 18:08:52 GMT -5
GM Iser(still bleeding from the nose) RVD(Still bleeding from the nose) and Kurt Angle(bandage on his head) are IRATE and they are throwing equipment around backstage.
Angle: This is crap...and I'm gonna do something about it... RAVEN! YOU GOTHIC PUNK! I want your ass in the ring and want you to feel how I felt when you busted that chain over my head, and I'll even break your freak'n ankle and GM Iser will have no choice but to put me in the match in your place!
RVD: You want in the match? Dude, I'd smoke your fucking ass, and your's too MR GM to get that fucking title which is rightfully mine.
GM Iser: Hold up one minute... you all have a-lot of hostility, and at No Mercy...I'll make sure Kane will be permanintly crippled, and I'll even rip his fucking eye out so he can feel TRUE pain!........(he calms down for a minute) Now Kurt...you got your hardcore match with Raven, but we're forgetting about his ace in the hole...Vampiro X...I'm sure you liked making me pass out today...however...next week...thirty minute challenge...submision only for victory...passing out doesn't count...you'll be welcomed into the humble insane asylum for physical pain after I'm done with you...
Angle: Save some for me cause I'm gonna break that lacky's freak'n ankle too! I'll even break your ankle if I must to get that XWA championship myself!
RVD: Dream on...that gold will belong to ROB VAN DAM!
~Camera fades to black while the three bicker over who is better~
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Jan 1, 2007 18:36:21 GMT -5
*Cameras shift to a backstage lockerroom where XWA World Heavyweight Champion is shown watching the promos on a backstage monitor*
Raven: First of all, how brilliant was I in our match? I mean I broke RVD's nose in that match, I proved to him he doesn't have what it takes to be in the ring with the real Whole Fuckin' Show.... Me. Your dreams of becoming XWA Champ RVD will go up in smoke, like your entire career. Next we have Kurt Angle, who is obviously delusional because he has his mind set on breaking my Ankle, the only thing going to break is your neck when I strangle you with the chain once again. You get me next week in a hardcore match, I hope you know what you are getting into, I am the master of hardcore, I will prove it to you next week all at your own expense. That just leaves us with the good ole' GM. How did it feel to get choked out like it was nothing? Don't go and blame it on you being tired from your match with Alex Shelley, if you were as tough as you want people to believe you are you would suck is up.... instead you passed out. I don't know what you are trying to prove by taking on my man Vampiro X, but in the end he will make you regret ever messing with the Dead Pool. Speaking of the Dead Pool it is with great honor for me to tell you all that we are recruiting a new member. Who is it you ask? Well, to be honest I don't feel it is the right time to reveal the person, you never know, it could be Edge,Christian, The returning Rhino, some other person defecting from WWE or I might just pick the head on my fan club Tazz to join, only time will tell, I will make my decision when I am good and ready, and not anytime sooner. Until then, this is the XWA Champion biding you welcome into the bowels of hell, will you enjoy the ride? Doubtful. Will I enjoy the agony you all with suffer? Affirmative. Quote the Raven, Nevermore.
*Camera fades to black*
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