Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Dec 13, 2006 19:02:35 GMT -5
~XWA World Heavyweight Champion Raven arrives at an undisclosed location to meet an "advisor" who has told him how to win in the TLC Match against Rob Van Dam. Hidden cameras got the whole greeting on film~
Raven: About time you get here, how dare you keep me waiting you ignorant jackass.
Advisor: Sorry Raven, I had to make sure no one was following me.
Raven: Following you? Why would anyone want to waste time following your ass, if you haven't notcied this title around my waist is a huge target, so why are you worrying?
Advisor: Again, I'm sorry. Look, can we get down to business?
Raven: You're damn right we can. Look, I know that I am the most talented wrestler of my generation, but I must admit, going into a match outside of my comfort zone is a little bit unsettling, I asked for your advice since you are no stranger to being in a match with ladders, so I was wondering if you could give me some advice on how I can make sure I stay the champ after the match is over with.
Advisor: The key is to always stay one step ahead of your opponent, make sure you clear your mind of all outside distractions and focus on one thing, your opponent. Never take your eyes off him, don't let him get the best of you, expect the unexpected. TLC matches are not all are finesse and high risk moves, it's all about strategy, picking your spots wisely, otherwise you might take a sick fall off the ladder to the canvas, trust me it's no fun.
Raven: I hear ya, it seems like it's a chess match, you always have to outsmart your opponent, but you know me, I am the Master of Minupulation, I am one of the most smartest minds in the wrestling business, That was some good advice, I shall indeed use it in my match.
Advisor: I am glad I could be of service. Remember, have a clear head going into the match, don't take any chances with fancy arieal moves and most of all, don't daddle when climbing the ladder, you have to climb it fast, don't give your opponent a chance to tip it over, or knock you from it. If you need a little motivation, just look at this picture and imagine you are running from this person.
*The advisor hands Raven a snapshot from his pocket*
Raven: Alright man, thanks a lot.
*As the advisor leaves, Raven turns the picture over and looks at it.
Raven: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE HORROR!!!!!!!!
*Raven drops the picture and runs into the darkness screaming as the camera pans down to see the picture*
~End Scene~
Raven: About time you get here, how dare you keep me waiting you ignorant jackass.
Advisor: Sorry Raven, I had to make sure no one was following me.
Raven: Following you? Why would anyone want to waste time following your ass, if you haven't notcied this title around my waist is a huge target, so why are you worrying?
Advisor: Again, I'm sorry. Look, can we get down to business?
Raven: You're damn right we can. Look, I know that I am the most talented wrestler of my generation, but I must admit, going into a match outside of my comfort zone is a little bit unsettling, I asked for your advice since you are no stranger to being in a match with ladders, so I was wondering if you could give me some advice on how I can make sure I stay the champ after the match is over with.
Advisor: The key is to always stay one step ahead of your opponent, make sure you clear your mind of all outside distractions and focus on one thing, your opponent. Never take your eyes off him, don't let him get the best of you, expect the unexpected. TLC matches are not all are finesse and high risk moves, it's all about strategy, picking your spots wisely, otherwise you might take a sick fall off the ladder to the canvas, trust me it's no fun.
Raven: I hear ya, it seems like it's a chess match, you always have to outsmart your opponent, but you know me, I am the Master of Minupulation, I am one of the most smartest minds in the wrestling business, That was some good advice, I shall indeed use it in my match.
Advisor: I am glad I could be of service. Remember, have a clear head going into the match, don't take any chances with fancy arieal moves and most of all, don't daddle when climbing the ladder, you have to climb it fast, don't give your opponent a chance to tip it over, or knock you from it. If you need a little motivation, just look at this picture and imagine you are running from this person.
*The advisor hands Raven a snapshot from his pocket*
Raven: Alright man, thanks a lot.
*As the advisor leaves, Raven turns the picture over and looks at it.
Raven: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE HORROR!!!!!!!!
*Raven drops the picture and runs into the darkness screaming as the camera pans down to see the picture*
~End Scene~
