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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Aug 22, 2006 16:07:28 GMT -5
GM Iser appears at the parking lot.
Iser: I got a-lot of matches to annouce for the next PPV, which is called Badd blood, in so little time... but first off... it will be Edge... taking on Rhino... winner will be the number one continder for the XWA title... Second... since Vampiro loves fire so much, Vampiro X vs Sting...in a Human torch match!
Tazz: Oh my god! A human....torch...match!?
Iser: and main eventing the PPV it will be the Virus of Life, our XWA champion, Raven, taking on Rey Mysterio in a XWA title match under Clockwork Orange House of Fun rules!
Joey~who just joined the annoucetable~: OH MY GOD! OUR GM IS COMPLETELY KISSING RAVEN'S ASS AND IT JUST MAKES ME SICK!
Tazz: Calm the fuck down...
Iser: but right now... me and a few friends... we're heading to Mcdonalds... and not to get their salty ass fries either... you'll see...hahahaha...
Joey: What the hell does the devil have in mind now?
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Aug 22, 2006 16:30:36 GMT -5
*After Raven finished his speech, He,Talena and Vampiro X head to the parking lot and get into their expensive limo*
Tazz: There are the champs, riding in style as always.
Joey Styles: Of course they have a limo Tazz, they get whatever they want it's a shame these people run the fed.
*Raven yells at the limo driver who doesn't seem to speak english it seems and is yelling at him to drive*
Raven: Drive Monkey and take me to Mcdonald's on the double!!!!
Joey Styles: Wow how polite of our champion.
Limo Driver: I am not a monkey sir, but would you like a slurpee?
Raven: Slurpee, just drive dumbass!!!
Tazz: *Snickers* What a dumb limo driver.
*The limo arrives at Mcdonalds' and Raven makes the limo driver hold the open the door for them. They get out and the limo driver holds out his hand*
Tazz: I guess he wants a tip.
Raven: Oh, so now you want a tip do you?
*Limo driver nods*
Raven: Well, I'm in a good mood.
*Raven pulls out his wallet and hands the limo driver a hundred dollar bill*
Tazz: A hubdred bucks, I would drive Raven's limo for free.
Joey Styles: Of course you would Tazz, you ass kisser.
*The Limo driver takes off and Raven,Talena,Vampiro X make their way into Mcdonald's.*
The three of them walk to the counter and notice a man at the cash register, the name tag says "John Cena"
Tazz: I don't believe it, that's John Cena working at Mcdonald's!!!!!!!! *laughs*
Joey Styles: Show some respect.
John Cena: Welcome to Mcdonald's can I take your order?
Raven: Yeah, we'll have 3 Big Macs and 3 Cokes.
John Cena: You want any fries.
Raven: No.
John Cena: That will be $ 7.75.
*Raven hands Cena the money and takes a seat*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Aug 22, 2006 16:36:26 GMT -5
We see 2 cars arrive at the Mcdonalds... one has Iser, CM Punk, and Homicide, the other one has Edge, Christian and Storm
Iser: Why don't you ride an american car Lance?
Storm: Cause American cars suck.
Iser: Damn... well let's order...
The 6 men come in
John Cena: Welcome to Mcdonalds, may I take your order?
Iser: Uh... 6 big macs and 6 cokes... no fries...
Cena: That'll be...
Iser: Here's 50... keep the change
Cena: Sweet!
Iser:~whispering to Punk~ it's a fake...~the 6 people snicker and take a seat near Raven, Vampiro X, and Talena~
Joey: Evil bastard
Tazz: He could be a comedian if he wanted to.
Lance: Canadian burgers are always better... we also get the best bacon too...
A lady gives CM Punk a lap dance and Punk yells at the ladies ear that 'SHE'S A WHORE!'
Joey: That's heartless
The woman crys out of the building and everyone starts eating their food...
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Aug 22, 2006 16:46:51 GMT -5
Raven, Talena and Vampiro X's orders arrive and they start to eat.
Raven: *takes a bit of the Big Mac* Holy shit, I just realized something....
Tazz: He's not a vegetarian or something is he?
Raven: This burger sucks ass!!!! How can anyone call this a "Big Mac" when it's smaller than a normal size cheeseburger at Sonic's?
Tazz: He's right Joey, Sonic's has the best burgers, nice and juicy....
Raven: I paid my hard earned money for this crap, let's do something about it guys.
*They all agree and they walk up to the register*
John Cena: Can I help you with anything? You need Ketchup?
Raven: No, we don't need ketchup Bucko....
*They all look at Raven*
Raven: Yes, I just said Bucko.
Tazz: He said Bucko, too funny.
Raven: I demand a refund, where is the manager?
John Cena: I don't know I just started working here.
Tazz: What an idiot, when you start working at a place, you always should know where the manager is, in case something like this happens.
Raven: Well, you better find the manager before we do something about it ourselves, and it won't do you any favors.
John Cena: Ok chill home-slice, I shall look for the "Ger" hold tight.
Tazz: He called Raven home-slice? What an idiot.
*Cena goes down a hall to the manager's office*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Aug 22, 2006 16:53:25 GMT -5
Edge: His lingo sucks more dick than Cole!
Tazz: HA!
Styles: Agreement to that.
Iser: He did put anything on my burger except pickles! I HATE PICKLES!
Lance Storm: You Americans have piss-pour service... I think you people should learn something from us Canadians
Iser, Punk, and Homicide shoot Storm a quick glance then notice Cena tripped over his own shoe laces and Iser litterally laughs his ass off... CM Punk, Homicide, Storm, Edge, and Christian double over from laughing...
Tazz: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW THAT IS ENTERTAINMENT!
Joey: He tripped that's not that funny.
Tazz: But over his own shoelaces... now THAT'S funny.
Iser: God damn Raven... I outta head over to Sonics then... because that burger did taste like he just farted on the fucking thing and shat on it.
Homicide is seen vandalizing the windows... and scaring the shit out of everyone by doing it.
Iser: I guess he's doing it gangster style...... well anywho... WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FUCKING MANAGER! Stupid cunt...
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Aug 22, 2006 17:08:05 GMT -5
*Raven is shown with an amazed look on his face*
Raven: Well...... anyway yeah Cena where is the manager?
John Cena: He's not in his office.
Raven: Really, well then I guess I will just have to take my problems to you now.
John Cena: Look homie, I don't want any trouble.
Raven: You are trouble by yourself, I saw you trip over your own shoelaces, that is sad.
John Cena: Yeah, usually my mommy ties them for me.
Raven: Your mommy?
Everyone inside Mcdonald's: Your Mommy?
Tazz and Joey: His mommy?
John Cena: Yeah, she ties old school laces on my Adidas'
*Everyone is shown with a shocked expression*
John Cena: What? was it something I said?
Raven: Look, can we just get our money back?
John Cena: Well, the manager is the only one allowed to give money back, I just take the money and put it in the register.
Tazz: This guy is one dumb sum' bitch.
Joey Styles: Tazz, watch your mouth.
Tazz: What does my mouth do? Any tricks?
Raven: So, we can't get our money back?
John Cena: No.
Raven: Then I guess this will have to do.
*Raven yanks Cena over the counter to the floor*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Aug 22, 2006 17:17:54 GMT -5
Homicide decides to start things off with a cop killa... then CM Punk gives him a pepsi plunge off the counter.... Edge spears him and Christian hits a reverse DDT at the same time... and Storm applys a sharpshooter while Iser is leg dropping Cena by jumping off the counter... Storm eventually lets go while Raven puts on the anarchy lock and Cena instantly taps out and yells 'I QUIT' over and over again...
Storm: God damn this american is a quitter!
Iser: ...Uh
Homicide dumps french fry greese all over Cena burning him... then they dump fries on them and a bunch of salt...
Iser: Damn that's how they make fries here... sick...
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Aug 22, 2006 17:23:14 GMT -5
Vampiro then lifts Cena up and lets Talena unload a few shots on Cena.
Tazz: Gotta love a women who isn't afraid of fighting guys.
Vampiro X then takes his turn and hits Cena with the Punk Out onto the floor.
Tazz: What impact!
Joey Styles: I bet this whole thing was a set-up, those bastards will pay for this mark my words.
Raven then puts the final touches on this brawl and gives Cena the Raven Effect through one of the tables while people were eating their food.
Tazz: I bet they didn't expect that.
Raven then looks into a camera and says, you see Rhino this is your fate, if you make it through Edge and face me in a match for my title the same will happen to you, and Mysterio too after I cripple him in the Clockwork Orange House of Fun match at the next PPV.
Quote the Raven, Nevermore.
*Raven does the Crucifix and does an evil grin as the camera fades out*
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