Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Aug 14, 2006 9:30:35 GMT -5
GM Iser is seen in the ring with the rowdy Morgantown fans for a rare home-town appearance and a hometown pop
Iser: Damn it's good to be back home... and we won't disapoint... We got four big matches for Breakdown this week... and match number one will be an employment match between two un-known superstars... the winner of that match gets employment with the company.
Tazz: Who could we see in this match?
Joey: I know a-lot of people our GM would love to see in the company.
Iser: Match number two... will be Big Show...
The fans chant 'SHOW SUCKS COCK! SHOW SUCKS COCK! SHOW SUCKS COCK!'
Iser: Vs... CM Punk for the ECW title!
The fans start a big 'CM Punk' chant even though he's a heel.
Joey: I know who I'm rooting for.
Tazz: Cole'd root for Big Show cause Big Show's package is the size of Cole, and Cole and Zane like to...
Joey: Tazz... not here... there are little kids in the audience...
Iser: Match number three will be inside a cage... as Sting will go one on one with his recent foe who hates the fact that he uses the sharpshooter as a finisher... ME!
The fans erupt in cheers.
Iser: and the main event of the evening... will feature an XWA title match... it will be Raven going one on one with John 'I suck Vince's cock' Cena... may God have mercy on John Cena's soul.
The fans chant 'Cena licks balls'
Tazz: What a rocketbuster card.
Iser: But that's not all! Our PPV coming up shortly will feature Raven vs Sting... CM Punk and Homicide vs LAX... what's left of those idiots... Talena, the Queen of Extreme will face Candice 'the biggest slut in the century' Michelle in an I-Quit match for the XWA Women's championship... and the debuting Sabu will team with Justin Credible to take on Edge and Christian for the XWA tag team titles with Rhino as the ref! Oh and one more thing... Maryland licks donkey balls.
The fans start chanting 'Maryland licks donkey balls' now after Iser leaves.
Iser: Damn it's good to be back home... and we won't disapoint... We got four big matches for Breakdown this week... and match number one will be an employment match between two un-known superstars... the winner of that match gets employment with the company.
Tazz: Who could we see in this match?
Joey: I know a-lot of people our GM would love to see in the company.
Iser: Match number two... will be Big Show...
The fans chant 'SHOW SUCKS COCK! SHOW SUCKS COCK! SHOW SUCKS COCK!'
Iser: Vs... CM Punk for the ECW title!
The fans start a big 'CM Punk' chant even though he's a heel.
Joey: I know who I'm rooting for.
Tazz: Cole'd root for Big Show cause Big Show's package is the size of Cole, and Cole and Zane like to...
Joey: Tazz... not here... there are little kids in the audience...
Iser: Match number three will be inside a cage... as Sting will go one on one with his recent foe who hates the fact that he uses the sharpshooter as a finisher... ME!
The fans erupt in cheers.
Iser: and the main event of the evening... will feature an XWA title match... it will be Raven going one on one with John 'I suck Vince's cock' Cena... may God have mercy on John Cena's soul.
The fans chant 'Cena licks balls'
Tazz: What a rocketbuster card.
Iser: But that's not all! Our PPV coming up shortly will feature Raven vs Sting... CM Punk and Homicide vs LAX... what's left of those idiots... Talena, the Queen of Extreme will face Candice 'the biggest slut in the century' Michelle in an I-Quit match for the XWA Women's championship... and the debuting Sabu will team with Justin Credible to take on Edge and Christian for the XWA tag team titles with Rhino as the ref! Oh and one more thing... Maryland licks donkey balls.
The fans start chanting 'Maryland licks donkey balls' now after Iser leaves.
