Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Jul 11, 2006 22:47:36 GMT -5
*"Bruises" by Unloco plays throughout the arena as the crowd starts to boo. Out from behind the curtain appears Zane "Too Hot" Barron the GM of XWA. He runs to the ring with a mic in his hand and begins to address the crowd.
Zane: Well first off I must say it's an absolute treat for all of you pathetic excuse for a crowd that I Too Hot grace you with my presence (crowd is dead silent) I know, you're in awe of me. Now to get down to business, I know you are all wondering how I will crown a champion. Perhaps you are thinking, I will have a title tounrament, maybe some of you are thinking I will hand the belt to someone, well I have come to a decision and.....
* The strains of "The Leaving Song Part Two" by AFI starts to play and Zane gets interrupted by The Virus Of Life accompanied by his manager The Queen Of Extreme, Talena. Raven has a mic and addresses Zane.*
Raven:
Zane, you bottom feeding simpleton, your whole excuse for crowning a champion is an absolute joke *crowd doesn't know whether to cheer or boo that remake* Yeah, you fans too are pathetic, can't even figure out whether you like or don't like that decision, you're all a bunch of sheep. *Crowd starts a "Raven Sucks" chant. Zane, look no further I am the champion of XWA already, I just don't have the physical property.... for all you idiots in the crowd that means the title itself... morons. But that will all change in time, it's my destiny to be the XWA Champion, and I will fufill my destiny at ANY COST. So it has been written, soon it shall come to pass, Quote The Raven Nevermore. *Raven does the Crucifix as Leaving Song Part Two hits the speakers and Raven heads to the back with Talena leaving Zane in a dumbfounded state (which happens a lot)
Zane: Well first off I must say it's an absolute treat for all of you pathetic excuse for a crowd that I Too Hot grace you with my presence (crowd is dead silent) I know, you're in awe of me. Now to get down to business, I know you are all wondering how I will crown a champion. Perhaps you are thinking, I will have a title tounrament, maybe some of you are thinking I will hand the belt to someone, well I have come to a decision and.....
* The strains of "The Leaving Song Part Two" by AFI starts to play and Zane gets interrupted by The Virus Of Life accompanied by his manager The Queen Of Extreme, Talena. Raven has a mic and addresses Zane.*
Raven:
Zane, you bottom feeding simpleton, your whole excuse for crowning a champion is an absolute joke *crowd doesn't know whether to cheer or boo that remake* Yeah, you fans too are pathetic, can't even figure out whether you like or don't like that decision, you're all a bunch of sheep. *Crowd starts a "Raven Sucks" chant. Zane, look no further I am the champion of XWA already, I just don't have the physical property.... for all you idiots in the crowd that means the title itself... morons. But that will all change in time, it's my destiny to be the XWA Champion, and I will fufill my destiny at ANY COST. So it has been written, soon it shall come to pass, Quote The Raven Nevermore. *Raven does the Crucifix as Leaving Song Part Two hits the speakers and Raven heads to the back with Talena leaving Zane in a dumbfounded state (which happens a lot)
