Post by angryiser on Jul 23, 2011 2:55:51 GMT -5
*This is an online interview conducted by an annonymous blogger toward XWA stars, and Real World contestants, Raven and Seth Iser. The interviewer is blacked out, but Raven is wearing his new Dead Pool shirt and blue jeans while Seth is just wearing a pair of black jeans with holes at the knees and a blue and black designed shirt*
Interviewer: Well, let's just get to the dirt on who you got along with and who you didn't right off. We'll go in alphabetical order.
Raven: I'm surprised you're smart enough to know your ABCs.
*The interviewer pauses for a moment while Raven snickers at his joke while Seth smirks.*
Interviewer: How about Adam?
Raven: The most cockblocked dude I've ever met.
*Seth snickers in laughter while Raven has his own smile*
Seth: I'll just agree with that statement and we'll move on.
Interviewer: How about Anessa?
Raven: Neither here or there to be perfectly honest.
Seth: I didn't get much of a vibe from her, either.
Interviewer: Brandon?
Seth: Poor Brandon. If there was ever a dude that gets fucked over more than he does, I'd honestly be surprised. He isn't a bad guy, either, which is what surprises me.
Raven: To each their own, I guess.
Interviewer: How about Camila?
Raven: She's just mad her panties were wet all the time when she saw me even though I never understood a damn thing she said.
Seth: I don't think I can top that if I tried, so let's just move on.
Interviewer: Cara Maria?
*Raven begins to drool out of his mind at the mention of the name*
Seth: Well...that's his opinion on her. Hah.
*Seth lets out a laugh*
Seth: Well...to be honest, she's a very sweet, genuine girl. We might not have similar interests in all, but she's a very awesome girl that my partner here...is smitten over to say the least.
*Raven continues to drool, still thinking of that name*
Interviewer: Here is a big one...C.T.
*Raven suddenly snaps out of it*
Raven: What IS there to say about C.T.? The dude is definately one of the most intimidating guys out there.
Seth: He's definately a guy you want on your side in a fight, but he really isn't a bad guy.
Interviewer: Ok...Evan?
Raven: He's Canadian, so he isn't that bad.
Seth: One of the more entertaining characters. I will say that.
Interviewer: Evelyn.
Raven: Never talked with her much. My looks don't look on all women, ya know.
Seth: I liked Evelyn a-lot mainly because I think we're similar in a-lot of ways.
Raven: Maybe you could turn her straight.
*Seth lets out a sly smile*
Seth: She's just a good person to hang out with to be honest, but that's my opinion.
Interviewer: Ok...how about Jasmine?
Raven: We no do dis shit in Houston, biotch.
Seth: Not where I'M FROM! WE NO DO THIS!
*The duo then begin to laugh*
Raven: That's all that needs to be said.
Seth: Fuck, I sounded more Asian than black there, didn't I?
Raven: Yeah, I don't think you are Houston enough.
Seth: Whoop-dee-fuck'n do. I'm glad they do that shit in Houston...because everywhere else, we use our damned brains.
Interviewer: How about Jenn?
Raven: The ultimate cock-blocker. The end.
Seth: What he said.
Interviewer: Ok. How about Johnny.
Raven: No issues with the dude, really.
Seth: He, surprisingly, sort-a laid back this time. I've seen him be more active, generally, but he thought it'd be better to lay back this year. It happens.
Interviewer: Ok...Jonna?
Raven: Why the weave should never exist...by Jonna Bitchfits.
Seth: That's...just too funny. I won't try to top that because...I can't this time.
*Part two when I'm not so god-damned tired*
Interviewer: Well, let's just get to the dirt on who you got along with and who you didn't right off. We'll go in alphabetical order.
Raven: I'm surprised you're smart enough to know your ABCs.
*The interviewer pauses for a moment while Raven snickers at his joke while Seth smirks.*
Interviewer: How about Adam?
Raven: The most cockblocked dude I've ever met.
*Seth snickers in laughter while Raven has his own smile*
Seth: I'll just agree with that statement and we'll move on.
Interviewer: How about Anessa?
Raven: Neither here or there to be perfectly honest.
Seth: I didn't get much of a vibe from her, either.
Interviewer: Brandon?
Seth: Poor Brandon. If there was ever a dude that gets fucked over more than he does, I'd honestly be surprised. He isn't a bad guy, either, which is what surprises me.
Raven: To each their own, I guess.
Interviewer: How about Camila?
Raven: She's just mad her panties were wet all the time when she saw me even though I never understood a damn thing she said.
Seth: I don't think I can top that if I tried, so let's just move on.
Interviewer: Cara Maria?
*Raven begins to drool out of his mind at the mention of the name*
Seth: Well...that's his opinion on her. Hah.
*Seth lets out a laugh*
Seth: Well...to be honest, she's a very sweet, genuine girl. We might not have similar interests in all, but she's a very awesome girl that my partner here...is smitten over to say the least.
*Raven continues to drool, still thinking of that name*
Interviewer: Here is a big one...C.T.
*Raven suddenly snaps out of it*
Raven: What IS there to say about C.T.? The dude is definately one of the most intimidating guys out there.
Seth: He's definately a guy you want on your side in a fight, but he really isn't a bad guy.
Interviewer: Ok...Evan?
Raven: He's Canadian, so he isn't that bad.
Seth: One of the more entertaining characters. I will say that.
Interviewer: Evelyn.
Raven: Never talked with her much. My looks don't look on all women, ya know.
Seth: I liked Evelyn a-lot mainly because I think we're similar in a-lot of ways.
Raven: Maybe you could turn her straight.
*Seth lets out a sly smile*
Seth: She's just a good person to hang out with to be honest, but that's my opinion.
Interviewer: Ok...how about Jasmine?
Raven: We no do dis shit in Houston, biotch.
Seth: Not where I'M FROM! WE NO DO THIS!
*The duo then begin to laugh*
Raven: That's all that needs to be said.
Seth: Fuck, I sounded more Asian than black there, didn't I?
Raven: Yeah, I don't think you are Houston enough.
Seth: Whoop-dee-fuck'n do. I'm glad they do that shit in Houston...because everywhere else, we use our damned brains.
Interviewer: How about Jenn?
Raven: The ultimate cock-blocker. The end.
Seth: What he said.
Interviewer: Ok. How about Johnny.
Raven: No issues with the dude, really.
Seth: He, surprisingly, sort-a laid back this time. I've seen him be more active, generally, but he thought it'd be better to lay back this year. It happens.
Interviewer: Ok...Jonna?
Raven: Why the weave should never exist...by Jonna Bitchfits.
Seth: That's...just too funny. I won't try to top that because...I can't this time.
*Part two when I'm not so god-damned tired*