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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Oct 2, 2009 21:53:40 GMT -5
*We skip the promos because...MTV is cutting back*
(Note: Booth = Confessional booth. I'm too lazy to type both words everytime)
*A helicopter rides in with two guys who are not from the Real World cut, but are making their debuts in this challenge. The taller individual has long blond hair, cat like eyes, a cocky smile, and an oldschool Edgehead t-shirt and black jeans. The shorter guy has medium length brown hair with just a plain black t-shirt, a pair of blue jeans and some sunglasses.*
*Raven in the booth*
Raven: I am The Dark Lord, and I will make every childish little moron bow before my awesomeness.
*Camera cuts to Seth Iser who is in a different booth*
Seth: Just call me Seth, but I'm greedy for some damn money.
*The duo walks up to the 'Champions' team that already has the rest of their crew set.*
*Johnny in the booth*
Johnny: The two replacements for the guys who didn't show up just got here and I'm interested to see where they stand in the game whether it be good or bad.
*Tim in the booth*
Tim: Um...the blond haired guy looks familar. I'm worried now.
*Dave in the booth*
Dave: Oh Lord...we're in trouble. I want my lego tractor.
*Tonya in the booth*
Tonya: I wonder how much the blond man can drink...but I don't need to drink at all to hang around with him!
*Shauvon in the booth*
Shauvon: That blond dude in the other team is SEXY! I hope he likes the big boobs.
*The camera cuts to the center where Mike Adamle walks in*
Adamle: Good evening and...
*Evelyn cuts him off*
Evelyn: The sun is out...
Adamle: Um...good morning an...
*This time, Seth cuts him off*
Seth: It's two in the afternoon.
Adamle: Right, good afternoon and welcome to Real World, Road Rules challenge! The team to my right will wear the red and all but the two replacements have won this challenge before.
Raven: Won't be for long...
Adamle: ...and all but Wes on the team to my left have never won the challenge before. I suggest you people move into the house to the east.
Raven: My cellphone's navigation says the damn house is to the west.
Adamle: Is it? Oh it is...well, head off west.*
*Adamle leaves*
*Raven in the booth*
Raven: All the girls want me, but the host is a disgrace to the human race. I doubt he possesses rational thought.
*We are then cut to everyone entering the house*
Seth: Damn long flight from West Virginia to California and then here to Argentina. Where's the rooms?
Evelyn: The champions have different beds in the same room, the challenger guys are in the same room and the challenger girls are in the same room.
Seth: What an orgy.
*The entire champions teams snickers*
Raven: I guess the challengers haven't passed kindergarden since all the guys are together and all the girls are togther.
*Wes stomps in*
Wes: I'm with Kelly Anne, so that proves you are full of crap.
Raven: Ever hear of breathments?
Wes: Stop being a wise ass.
Raven: I gotta ask, how is it having a girl that is about as thin as the nail on my pinkie? You can't do much with that, plus she's a whore on top of it!
Darrell: Can't turn a whore into a house wife.
*Wes gets red in the face*
Wes: You're a fucking idiot.
Raven: I think he wants his bib.
*Wes stomps off in disgust as the champions clap for Raven.*
Raven: Thank you, thank you...*he rolls his eyes*
*Kenny in the booth*
Kenny: Any enemy of Wes is a friend of mine.
*Derrick in the booth*
Derrick: I think Wes might attempt to punch one of us by the end of this. If so, then one less muscule head to worry about and Kelly Anne will probably spread her legs to someone else.
*Seth in the booth*
Seth: What the hell have I gotten myself into? I think it's going to be World War Three here and we've only been in Argentina for about a couple hours!
*The camera then cuts a couple hours later to the Champions room and in the room are Veronica, Katie, Susie, and Raven.*
Katie: I got the old ring on my finger, I'm engaged now.
Susie: That's awesome.
*Veronica is sort-a napping away on the bed while Raven just rolls his eyes. Soon, we hear glass break*
Susie: What the fuck?
*The three girls and Raven exit the room to see Tonya with some sort of alcoholic drink in her hand and a plant vase that was knocked over and broken.*
Susie: I think she's completely intoxicated.
Raven: You don't say, toots.
*Enter Iser into the scene*
Iser: Dude, what the hell?
Raven: Drunk Tonya being drunk Tonya...it's nothing.
*Tonya attempts to pull herself up by using Iser's shirt but slips back down on Iser's foot*
Raven: This is better than seeing Tim fuck up a suplex.
Iser: I need a beer.
*Iser walks off, a little bit disgusted*
(TBC later where the night finally picks up, the first challenge, and an injury)
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Oct 2, 2009 22:36:48 GMT -5
*The night soon reaches it's heart and Tonya is passed out on the bed while Katie, Veronica, and Ibis keep an eye on her so she doesn't choke on vomit or something. Kenny, Johnny, Darrell and Derrick are having a toast to themselves in another room. Raven is busy pointing and laughing at Tim and Dave vomiting at 'light' liquor, Wes and Kelly Anne are in another room probably fucking, so the camera just goes outside where some sprinkles of rain are and it appears Iser is just staring at the moon.*
*Iser in the booth*
Iser: Not really much of a party type. I'd rather focus on the task ahead.
*Iser then shadow punches a couple of times as Eveyln enters*
Eve: You're all tensed up and you haven't even had a challenge yet.
Iser: Don't worry about me. I just wanted to take a break from th---
*We hear a loud thud from inside*
Iser: ---insanity. Well, let's see what the damage is this time.
*The two enter the house and we see Dave and Tim ontop of something glass*
Raven: Where the hell have you two been?
Iser: Keeping my IQ from dropping because of these two.*He points to Dave and Tim who are passed out but look like they're face to face.*
*Enter Derrick, Darrell, Johnny Banannas, and Kenny and Kenny has a camera*
Kenny: This will look good on the new guy's door.*He takes a picture*
*Raven in the confessional*
Raven: I think MTV better apologize to the viewers for having permanent IQ loss from the fail of Tim and Dave.
*Seth in the confessional*
Seth: Don't fucking drink liquor if you can't handle it! Fucking idiots. Oh, and MTV, you don't have to censor one fucking word of this!
*Morning soon comes and the two teams head out to a lake like enviornment where they see a rope, a platform, and the water of course. Adamle greets them.*
Adamle: Good evening.
*Derrick in confessional*
Derrick: I must've done something bad in a past life to deserve this host.
*Darrell in confessional*
Darrell: I don't know who is worse...Wes, or Adamle right now.
*Raven in confessional*
Raven: If only my Vega mask could block Adamle's damn voice...
*Chet in confessional*
Chet: At least he's not wearing purple, or I would've kicked his ass.
*Tonya in confessional*
Tonya: This makes my head hurt even more. I'm already hungover.
*Adamle goes over the rules of this challenge but since he botched them repeatedly, MTV just showed clips on how to do it*
Adamle: Before I forget, both your teams need to decide who can be put into the Gauntlet.
*The two teams then go off to conference and the camera follows the veteran lead team.*
Raven: So...who's going in?
Seth: If you want me to put myself up, I don't mind it one bit.
Johnny: That's noble, but we don't know what either of you two are capable of yet on the field.
Darrell: I want in just to have a small chance to take Wes the fuck out.
Kenny: I want that chance even more than you do, so I'm in.
Johnny: Don't forget about me. I want that scumbag, too.
Seth: ...and the ladies?
Tonya: I'll go ahead in.
Raven: You realize you can't grab Seth's shirt, right?
Tonya: ...
Ibis: I'll put myself up too.
Veronica: I will as well.
Raven: That was fast.
*The two teams enter back*
Adamle: So, who is up for elimination?
Chet: It'll be myself, Nick, and Dunbar for the guys, and Shauvon, Kimberly, and Diem for the ladies.
Kenny: and we've gone with myself, Johnny, and Darrell for the guys, and Tonya, Ibis, and Veronica for the ladies.
Adamle: Alright. You know the rules, now new guys, set yourself up.
*Raven in confessional*
Raven: This'll be good for a laugh.
*Wes is on the bottom, and we notice that Dave is up top, Tim's in the middle, and it's boy girl. Adamle blows the whistle, and Wes starts to climb, but shakes the rope like a monkey man.*
*Raven in confessional*
Raven: ME...WES...ME WANNA IMPRESS KELLY ANNE BY BRUTE STRENGTH! What a failure turtle!
Dave: Is it my turn!?
*Dave then unclips himself and DQs his entire team as the veterans laugh their asses off*
*Kenny in confessional*
Kenny: I've never seen that much stupidity in my life. Thank you for fucking up Wes's plan for this week, Dave. I'll send you a lego part for Christmas.
*Diem in confessional*
Diem: That was just...disgraceful.
*Wes in confessional*
Wes: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Nick in confessional*
Nick: ...that sucked...
*Dave in confessional*
Dave: Um...I thought it was my turn.
*The veterans are up next...will they fare any better? Tune in!
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Oct 2, 2009 23:05:25 GMT -5
*We cut back and we see Tonya is trying to get up to the platform and everyone else on the vets have*
Raven: Come on, toots, imagine liquor is at the end.
*Tonya's face grows red from anger*
Johnny: No, imagine that Seth's black shirt is up here and you have to grab it!
*Seth raises his eyebrow as Tonya grows even angrier*
Tonya: You guys are fucking assholes.
Johnny: Better yet, just imagine it's a dick up there!
Tonya: I'm going to fucking kill you!
*Tonya scrambles to the top angry and punches the gong in anger as the vets laugh*
Kenny: Hey, you did it. It worked.
Raven: Take it easy. If anything, I should be mad because monkey boy*pointing to Johnny* kicked me in the face.
Johnny: Hey, that wasn't even the hardest kick at all! It was Seth who really kicked the crap out of my face.
Raven: Yeah. I really should've worn my Vega mask.
*Seth rolls his eyes*
Ibis/Susie: Raven, your face looks sexy even with a couple bruises. We can rub them away.
Derrick: He's a pimp.
*Katie and Veronica just laugh as Eve just shakes her head*
Seth: A win's a win though. Be happy you're not on the other team because then the win will be with an opponent with a broken arm...a broken leg...a broken nose...and maybe a few teeth out.
*Johnny in confessional*
Johnny: Seth is offically wacked out.
*Eve in confessional*
Eve: That boy is nuts. I don't know if it's a good kind or a bad kind yet.
*The vets climb down and soon go up to Adamle*
Adamle: *points to rookies* You are the winn---oh wait...*points to the vets* you guys are the winners.
*Raven in confessional*
Raven: My ears hurt more than my beautiful face!
Adamle: The six that are up for the gauntlet must make a decision on who goes in.
Johnny: No point as we already have an idea on what we want.
*The people who aren't fully aligned with Johnny raise their eyebrows*
Johnny: I'll go in against Nick, and Tonya will go in with Shauvon.
Adamle: That was easy enough.
*The men approach Tonya*
Kenny: NO alcohol tonight.
*Tonya grumbles angerly as Wes approaches the group*
Wes: Are you all surrounding one girl?
Raven: Are you mad that you get air instead of a girl.
Wes: I am going to fuck you up.
Raven: Sorry, I'm not gay.
Wes: ...
Raven: Speechless, your IQ is lower than a caveman's IQ.
*Eve and Seth step in*
Eve: I don't want you getting kicked out before you get a proper chance to compete, Raven. I'd back off for now.
Seth: I agree. Let Wes go on his roid rage somewhere else.
Raven: Yeah, you're right. I am far superior to Wes...he probably doesn't understand my fluid vocabulary.
Wes: What are you talking about?
*Kelly Anne walks in*
Raven: No STDs.
*The vets walk away as Kelly Anne and Wes stare angerly at the vets and then start making out*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Oct 7, 2009 22:02:45 GMT -5
*We then see Johnny defeat Nick with ease in the challenge. We soon see the women step up, Shauvon and Tonya*
Adamle: Let's go.
*Shauvon goes to pick up a stick but falls on her chest and clutches at her boob*
Shauvon: IT'S BUSTED!
*Shauvon starts crying as the champion team chuckles and Tonya goes to complete her challenge without any real resistance*
Adamle: Call the ETMS.
Raven: EMTs?
Adamle: Yeah, that.
*The EMTs go to take Shauvon to the hospital as the vets laugh their asses off*
(Raven in the confessional)
Raven: That was the greatest...thing...ever.
*We see Shauvon go to the hospital as Tonya goes to her team to celebrate after winning by default*
(Tonya in confessional)
Tonya: Not the way I wanted to win, but alright.
*Promos for episode two air*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Oct 7, 2009 22:17:19 GMT -5
*They recap episode one, and the camera catches Iser and Eve alone outside on the deck while everyone else has gone to sleep, apparantly.*
Eve: Look, straight up, you're probably the only guy right now on that entire team I can trust right now. I'm sure you've seen the show, and how Johnny and them work and they'll do everything they can to put more cash in their back pockets.
*Seth just nods his head, but not really responding as he's just thinking things through*
Eve: If he has the knife out, I think the both of us best be ready to bring out the fucking gun. I don't think any of the guys know what either you or Raven are capable of, but I think they might be intimidated by you two.
*Raven enters the room*
Raven: Did somebody call The Dark Lord?
Seth: Have a seat.
Raven: I'll just stand, thank you very much. I want to know what the hell you are talking about in four AM in the morning. Most everyone else passed out from the alcohol.
Seth: Let me guess...
Raven: Yes, Tonya's not wearing any clothes right now, and I doubt she'll remember anything when she wakes up, but I have to know, what the hell are you two talking about?
Eve: You know how the rest of the guys work on this team, right?
Raven: Well yeah, I didn't come here without any knowledge of the people here. I know you dislike Johnny, so why should I listen to you?
Eve: Because he'll stab you in the back for more money. That's how he operates.
Seth: I think we all have to agree on one simple little term...do NOT let emotions get the best of us here. Besides, I want to come home with the money and I don't give a shit what it takes.
Raven: I actually like that thinking...I would've thought of that earlier, but I was too busy laughing at a boob pop, and two misquito bite tits running around being looser than a Jersey hooker.
*The promo to start the show now shows*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Oct 7, 2009 22:33:11 GMT -5
*The usual start promo for MTV's Road Rules challenge comes on and the camera now focuses in the Champion's room where everyone is up and about.*
Johnny: We need to figure out a damn way to get Wes to blow up.
Raven: We can call him what he truely is...a jacked up epic failure turtle.
Danny: No, I'll just mention how I ruined his marrage plans.
*Everyone chuckles at that.*
*Seth, who hadn't said anything in the room for about two hours just flashes a smile.*
Johnny: You coming up with any ideas, Silent Seth?
Seth: Just one...but that's only if he does anything really stupid.
*Wes walks into the room*
Raven: I think that qualifies.
Wes: *Obviously still drunk* I can't wait until I get the chance to beat the fuck out of all of you in this football challenge coming up!
*Seth goes right into Wes's face*
Seth: I wouldn't be coming up in here acting like a King when you have the brain of a lowlife servent.
Wes: Do you realize how small you are compared to me? I will squash you!
*Seth just lets out a small smile*
Seth: Do you realize that my toe nail clippings is three times the size of your puny fucking brain? The fact that you are breathing your inferior alcoholic breath on me is enough of a disgrace. I don't have a problem with who you are sleeping with. That's your decision, your fucking rules. What I do have a problem with is having you come in...with all of your damn roid rage and trying to push anybody around. Do us all a favor and leave.
Raven: Yeah, you are bleaching my damn hair you damn lightweight drinker!
*Wes stomps out all pissed off*
(Danny in confessional)
Danny: I knew Raven had the balls to do shit like that, but damn...they both have it.
(Johnny in confessional)
Johnny: He won my respect with that.
(Raven in confessional)
Raven: ME...WES, ME LOVE ALCOHOL EVEN THOUGH I CAN ONLY HAVE ONE SIP! ME WANT ROIDS TO SQUASH TEAM! He's even dumber than I thought. I think Dave invaded his brain.
(Seth in confessional)
Seth: I just said what the fuck was on my mind and I don't give a flying fuck if Wes hates it. Oh, and MTV...you don't have to censor one motherfucking word of this!
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Oct 26, 2009 19:11:40 GMT -5
*The entire group overhears the text message and Kelly Anne decides to read it aloud*
Kelly: The next challenge brings a much bigger American twist to the whole ordeal. Just bring your team uniforms, and we've sent you what you'll be playing so you can work on some plays.
*Raven at the booth*
Raven: She...can read?
*Raven just stares at the camera shocked for the next few seconds*
*Chet enters with his purple bowtie on*
Chet: I think we got world war three in the house, guys.
*Everyone that is outside enters the house to see a very angry Katie holding a plunger*
Katie: Who in the fuck put this motherfucking plunger on my bed!?
*Katie then swings the plunger on the couch to show off her anger as we hear Raven, Kenny, and Johnny laughing quite loudly*
Katie: I swere, if I ever find out who did this, I will fuck them worse than they fucked me.
*Raven in confessional*
Raven: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Johnny in confessional*
Johnny: She wants to be plunged...there goes my mind...flushed down the toilet again.
*Enter Iser, Diem, and Evelyn to the room*
Iser: Dude, what the fuck?
Raven: Katie is just mad about having a plunger in her bed.
Derrick: I honestly don't see the big deal.
*Diem and Eve just shrug their shoulders as Katie points the plunger at Raven*
Katie: Did YOU, have anything to do with this?
Raven: I know you are happy to see me, but keep that stick away from me.
Katie: Fuck you!
Raven: How mature.
Johnny: This is fucking great.
Kenny: I agree.
Derrick: Now, Katie...cool off.
Iser: Yes...Katie, now's not the time.
Katie: How would you feel if you had a plunger in your bed?
Iser: Um...wow, a plunger?
Derrick: Uh...what he said.
Katie: Fuck!
*Katie stomps off as the rest of the group laughs at the situation. Wes soon enters the room*
Wes: That entire situation from what I'm hearing was pathetic.
Raven: The fact that you were born was pathetic.
Johnny: Wes, stop being a hypocritical son of a bitch because nobody is listening.
Kenny: He's still mad about Johanna.
Wes: Well fuck you.
Raven: Again, how mature...
Wes: You don't have the right to talk about maturity.
Raven: ...and you don't have the right to talk, period. You sound like a douche. Go back to playing with Dave's preschool tractor.
*Tim soon enters*
Tim: What's with all the yelling, you woke me up!
Raven: Go back to bed.
*Tim leaves the room and everyone but Wes and Kelly Anne starts to snicker*
Wes: This entire house is full of fucking morons.
Raven: So is the entire country of the United States most of the time, but you don't hear me bitching.
Iser: Well...there was the ti---
Raven: Sshhhhhh.
Iser: Whatever, I'm bailing. Tell me when either Wes leaves, or Wes changes his diaper because I'm tired of the shit coming out of his ass.
*Iser leaves and Diem, Eve, and Raven soon follow him as Wes just stands there dumbfounded*
(Soon, the camera shifts to a quieter section of the house where it's just Iser, Raven, Diem and Eve)
Eve: You surprised at all the drama yet, fellas?
Raven: No, not really.
Diem: Good, it's going to get worse as the game progresses, but I'm sure you both knew that.
Raven: Indeed we do. What do you think the challenge is going to be like?
Iser: I want something physical so I can clothesline Wes legally.
Raven: Hey! That's my job.
*The ladies chuckle quietly.*
Raven: Whatever, I'm gonna bail, and you(he points to Diem) oughta get with your team young lady.
*Diem shrugs her shoulders and leaves and Raven leaves the room to leave Eve and Iser alone*
Iser: I'm assuming you want a word with me, don't you?
Eve: Now is about the time Johnny and his gang will try and fuck this game up.
*Iser just goes into deep thought*
Iser: I know.
Eve: You could...drop the accent now.
Iser: What? Sorry, I'm West Virginia born...can't take it out of me.
*Eve snickers as the camera fades to black and we show off commercials promoting XWA merch*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Dec 21, 2009 1:36:53 GMT -5
The two teams soon arrive at a barren area that is actually set up like a football field. Soon, Adamle approaches the two teams reading a card.
Adamle: Good day, this is a special football challenge. It's american style, don't worry. It is done popcorn style where one team does an offensive play and then the other team does an offensive play. It's under normal football rules, but you are not wearing any pads. The guys are first, and if neither side can score in ten plays, the girls alternate and they keep alternating in like that... good luck. Oh, and the champs have to sit one guy.
*The champ guys soon huddle together and Darrell says he'll sit out and the rest of the champs nod. The ball is placed on the fifty yard line. Derrick is playing center, Raven is at the QB, Iser's at the HB position, and Johnny and Kenny play at the WR positions. The challenger team lines up. Raven hikes the ball and everyone runs their routes. Raven soon passes it to Iser who is coming across the middle. Iser makes a great catch in stride, but Dunbar ends up elbowing Iser right between the eyes to take him down after a nine yard gain. Iser bounces right back up and the two then begin to exchange words*
Dunbar: You ain't coming through the middle like that, boy.
Iser: I just did and I held onto the ball, buck-o.
Dunbar: Next time, you won't be standing up.
Iser: You come across the middle on me, and I'll break your neck instead.
The two teams, excluding Wes and Raven, soon get between the two jawing combantants. Wes doesn't really know what is going on, and Raven is busy laughing until he sees the sight of Iser's face and it's a bloody mess. Everyone cringes at it, but Iser just snickers, not really minding the blood loss.
*Raven in the booth*
Raven: I knew Iser's always been wacked out, but this just proved it. I thought he was going to try to kill Dunbar, it was awesome.
*Johnny in the booth*
Johnny: Iser comes across the middle and gets drilled. I don't know how he even hung onto the damn ball, but he bounces right back up and looks like he was willing to fight Dunbar, a man larger than him, and wanted to kill him. I didn't know what to expect out of him as a competitor, but now I respect him.
*Derrick at the booth*
Derrick: We nearly had World War three on the field. Dunbar bombed Iser, and Iser wanted to drop nuclear weapons on Dunbar in return and we had to step in so it didn't happen then. It won't be the last of this.
*Kelly Anne in the booth*
Kelly Anne: It's just the first play and already we nearly had a fight. It's like a trainwreck.
*Wes in the booth*
Wes: Um...I have no idea what happened. They all just started threatening eachother for no reason to me.
*It's the challenger's turn to line up for a play. Wes is at center, Chet is at QB, and everyone else is spread out wide. Chet takes the snap and immedietely throws it to Dunbar about three yards deep. Dunbar makes the catch, but is met immedietely by a charging tackle to his knees by a bloodied Iser. Everyone gasps at how aggressive the takedown was. Dunbar stumbles up and he and Iser once again get nose to nose*
Dunbar: Lucky fucking shot.
Iser: You aren't catching me next time I get the ball, I promise you that.
Dunbar: I'll put you under the ground before you get the chance.
Iser: You'll faceplant on the ground next play. Watch.
*Iser jogs into the huddle, and due to the rules of the game, it is now the champion's turn to run a play. Iser whispers an idea to Raven and Raven, in turn, whispers the idea to the rest of the crew knowing the first score wins. Everyone takes the normal positions that they did last time. Raven hikes the ball and everyone bootlegs to the left except for Raven, who moves right. This draws Tim, Dave, and Wes. Raven just bullets it to Iser, and Iser, running behind Johnny, Kenny, and Derrick, just goes unprotected. Kenny and Johnny block Dunbar off, and Derrick just decleats Chet to the ground as Iser sprints untouched to the endzone to give the victory to the champions. Iser spikes the ball as Dunbar screams profanities toward Wes, Tim, and Dave*
*Raven in the booth*
Raven: Iser knew that those gay guys would just be drawn by my awesomeness, so he asked for the screen and it worked. Besides, you can't catch a guy that small hiding among the big trees blocking for him.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Dec 26, 2009 6:02:00 GMT -5
*We get a special feature where we see Iser walk back to the house, and he is still bleeding. His face is just drenched in blood. He looks at Johnny, who appears to want to vomit*
Johnny: Fucking hell dude, get that shit stiched up! It's fucking disgusting!
*A couple of the guys laugh at Johnny's complaints until Iser turns around and they see their point. Soon, Dunbar approaches Iser, and both appear calm and they immedietely shake hands.*
Dunbar: Sorry about your mug.
Iser: Whatever. The fucking medics will earn their pay.
A couple of medical people soon walk in.
Medic 1: Mr. Iser. Let's see the damage.
*The two medics hawk around the wound as Iser growls in discontent*
*Raven in the booth*
Raven: Mount Iser about to blow in five...four...three...two...
*It soon cuts back to the scene*
Medic 2: Mr. Iser, I can see the white of your skull.
Iser: WHAT THE FUCK!
*Everyone busts out laughing at Iser's shout.*
Iser: Please be kidding.
Medic 1: We are not.
Medic 2: I'm sorry to say that.
Iser: If a fly lands on my wound, I will have gotten skull fucked by fly poo...that's fucking great. Hurry up and close it!
*Wes in the booth*
Wes: I think that is funny.
*Kenny in the booth*
Kenny: You don't need alcohol to set off Iser. He doesn't go off often, but when he goes off, all hands on deck. He can be unpredictable.
*They then end up stapling Iser's head shut with about fifteen staples*
Iser: Don't you love the feeling of fucking metal in your skull?
Raven: It's Robocop!
Johnny: He should be robodick.
Iser: It's not like Wes fucking netella.
*A giant roar of laughter is heard about that as Wes just buries his head in embarassment and Kelly Anne walks in...*
Kelly Anne: What is going on her---oh my God, look at all that blood on his chest and on the floor.
Raven: Will he live doctor?
Medic 1: Yes.
Iser: (glaring at the medics) Ah go fuck yourself.
*Iser then walks off as everyone laughs in loud laughter*
Raven: I think he's pissed.
Johnny: If he's mad now...wait until he sees what is on his bed.
Iser: (from the other room) What the fucking hell!?
Raven: What did you do?
*Iser stomps back in with a passed out Tonya over his shoulder*
Iser: Who dumped her on my bed?
*Everyone starts laughing without fail*
Iser: Your responcability now.
*Iser then puts Tonya on Johnny's bed*
Johnny: Oh dude, no!
Iser: Now the question is...who shows the class...and who will get fucked up the ass?
*Iser does a dramatic pause and raises his eyebrow to contort the mutiplated stapled up cut above his head as everyone but Johnny roars from laughter and Iser leaves*
*Johnny in the booth*
Johnny: Iser...one...Johnny one. The prank war has begun.
*Raven in the booth*
Raven: I have a feeling this prank war will get interesting...but if they do anything to my blond hair, I will make sure they never live again.
*Eve in the booth*
Eve: Poor guy...but welcome to the challenge I guess. I loved how he got back at Johnny though. It was classic. I think Tonya even puked in Johnny's bed when the cameras shut off.
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