Breakdown Card

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Homicide vs Jeff Jarrett

Raven promo

CM Punk and Christian vs ADR and Drew McIntyre

REMATCH: Chase vs Alex Riley

Kane vs Heath Slater

GM Iser-RVD final confrontation before Barely Legal

Main Event non-title match: Raven vs Tyson Kidd

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

The veteran Jarrett tries to use his experience to get the early advantage, but he doesn't have a trick up his sleeve for the sheer unpredictability that Homicide has become. Cide brawls and when Jarrett takes a breather, Cide dives after him knowing that he'll get a pay off either way. Soon enough, Homicide throws double J in the ring and delievers a violent lariet and that's enough for the three count.

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

*We cut to the backstage area, as Maria is standing by*


Maria: Ladies and Gentlemen, I am joined by the XWA World Heavyweight Champion, Raven!


*The camera pans over, as we see the XWA Champion, glaring into the Camera, as the title is slung over his right shoulder*



Raven: I haven't forgot about you, Cameraman. I told you last week, that I wanted Popcorn. You FAILED to get it for me. When I want something, you damn sure better get it for me. I should have you fired for that blatant show of disrespect!



*The Crowd boos as Raven averts his attention to Maria*



Raven: Go ahead, Maria. Ask your questions.



Maria: So, how do you feel about your match tonight with Tyson?



Raven: Are you serious? Is this a real question? How do you think I feel? I feel great! Tyson has no chance of beating a superstar of my caliber. Tyson will be just another name, added to the list of superstars who have been treated to the delight of the SALT SHAKER!



Maria: But, Tyson has been able to hold his own against several big names. Take a look at this video.



*Maria motions over to the monitor, as the screen shows images of Tyson duking it out with the GM. Trying to make his comeback, but, eventually falling to the DDT. The next scene shows Tyson taking it to the Miz, and even getting a close call on Raven. But, he falls to the SALT SHAKER*



Maria: So, you see, Tyson is going to be a lot harder to kill, Raven.



*Raven is shown yawning, as he rubs his eyes, and stretches*



Raven: If you didn't pay attention, you would have seen at the end, that I already PINNED Tyson. One, two, three, in the middle of the ring. So, I have the psychological edge over him. So, tonight, Tyson. In this country bumpkin city, known as Oxford. Which, is quite funny, since, Oxford is the name of very intelligent Ivy League college. But, here, this is just your typical kissing Cousins city. No class, no morals, no hope. I feel polluted just being here. The stench of FAILURE is marred in this arena. After I dispose of Tyson, again, I am going to get on my jet, and get out of this city as fast as I can!



*Raven shakes his head in a dismissive manner, as the sold out crowd boos the champion loudly*



Maria: This Sunday, you are set to defend your title against AJ Styles. What are your thoughts going into the match?



Raven: AJ seems to think that by beating The Miz, he is somehow on my level. Look around AJ, I have been here since day one. I have beaten nearly everyone there is to beat. People you could only dream of facing. So, enjoy this little bit of fame while you can. Because, just like before, I will end your dreams, with an elbow full of SALT!


*Raven motions to his right elbow, covered in his SALT SHAKER shooter sleeve as he grins*


Raven: With all this sodium in your system, AJ, I am going to force you into early retirement. YOU ARE YOU ARE! YOU FAIL! YOU FAIL!


*Raven mocks AJ's theme song as the crowd continues to bombard him with jeers*



Raven: You people clearly don't appreciate true talent. Which, isn't a surprise to me. None of you are used to being around someone who actually wins. You should praise the GM for even allowing this show to happen in this horrible excuse for a city.



Maria: Speaking of the GM, what were your actions towards the end of Iser and Lawler match? I thought you and the GM were still against each other?


Raven: Do you really think I would pass up the chance, to see a legend get destroyed in their own hometown?! Of course I had to get the best seat in the house. Legends think they are entitled to respect. But, times have changed. Their generation is over. I represent the new generation. A generation they could only hope to be apart of. As far as the GM goes, he and I may not see eye to eye, but, I don't think he minded me getting a better glimpse of his destruction. But, I know someone who was very SALTY! That person is Rob Van Dam!



*Raven pauses as the crowd chants for RVD*


Raven: Really, people? Really? You cheer for a man, who can't win an important match? Pathetic. Rob tried to get involved, and nearly got his ass fired. I could see the pain in his eyes, when Miz and myself came out. Miz practically dumping salt all over Memphis, and RVD. I can never get tired of laughing at Rob. He is so butt hurt over never being able to beat me. So, he tries to go after the GM. Someone I have beaten twice. Rob, when will you understand, you will NEVER be me, nor will you ever BEAT me! You are destined to be a failure, and let down all your idiotic fans. You can rest assured, I will be watching your match, and laughing as you fail, yet again.



Maria: Well, thank you for your time, Raven.



*As Raven turns to walk away, we hear the faint yelling of someone down the hall. The camera pans around, and we see Justin Credible heading for Raven, with a bag of popcorn*



Justin: I couldn't help but overhear you wanted Popcorn! So, I made sure to get you the very FIRST bag!



*Justin hands Raven the bag as he shakes his head*


Raven: Brown nosing won't get you anywhere in this business, remember that.


*Raven smirks as he takes a handful of popcorn, and begins to eat it. Spitting it out, he glares at Justin and hurls the bag into this face*

Justin: AH! I'm blinded by butter!



Raven: The next time you decide to do me a favor, make sure the popcorn is HOT next time. Not freezing!


*Raven kicks Justin while he is down, and turns to the camera man and pushes him over*



Raven: STAY SALTY!


*Raven laughs as he steps over the cameraman and continues down the hall.*

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

The tag match was a very energetic affair. CM Punk and Christian showed a nach in teaming together timing wise that you would expect a veteran tag team such as Team 3D to have. ADR and Drew were more along the lines of a pair of individuals so they weren't able to fully combat the surprising level of teamwork these two former villans turned good guys have. Drew especally used some brutish tactics considering his size and it work for a little bit before the two veterans turned that around on him. Eventually, ADR tried a charge into the corner with Christian but he slipped out and got his feet up to stun Del Rio and he ended up stumbling toward Punk and he ends up getting taken down with the urinagi and put in the Vice. Punk gets the submission victory for his team.


To Riley's credit, he didn't freak out near as much when Chase's music hit this time...but the end result is the same as the last time these two tangled. Riley taps out immedietely when he got locked in the state of confusion submission hold and Chase just glared at the hard camera and mouthed that Benjamin will be next at Barely Legal.


Unfortunately the next match...well Slater almost pulled a Sid Vicious when Kane's pyro hit...as in it may have been likely he could've shit himself. As soon as Kane entered the ring, Heath charged like a fool and ate a chokeslam from the monster for the easy win. After the victory, Miz came through the crowd with a chair and cracked Kane over the head with it twice to bring the monster down for the moment. After a moment of bad mouthing by the self proclaimed Awesome one, Kane sat up and Miz immedietely bailed from the ring not wanting to deal with the monster any further for tonight.

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

The crowd is in a fever pitch thanks to the monsterous display Kane showed before the commercial break. Soon enough, they get damned animated when the familar music of Rob Van Dam begins to play. On cue, the normally mellow superstar walks through the curtain with a look of irritance in his eyes.


JR: Look at the look on Rob Van Dam's face, Tazz.


Tazz: I know that look. That's the look on Van Dam where he took Raven to the limit inside Hell in a Cell. He didn't win, but he went toe for toe with him.


JR: Looks like Iser woke that up in him.


Tazz: That's also the same look of when he nearly broke my jaw back in ECW with those kicks man.


RVD soon enters the ring, a microphone is already in his hand and he nods at the adulation he is receiving from the crowd. The fans immedietely hush up knowing a man that isn't known for his way of words has something very important to say.


RVD: It isn't always my style to talk about this but I have to get something off of my chest.


RVD hesitates slightly as if he's trying to find the exact words.


RVD: I'm going to be honest...last week was one of the most sickening displays I've ever seen in my life...but it has also made me reflect on some of the things in my own career I've seen and been through over the years. This isn't sour grapes or being 'salty'...but I've been very irritated at my own career progress the last couple of years.


Rob then pauses just for a moment to gather himself.


RVD: ...and I will put aside my own personal animosity toward the man himself because I need to beat Iser...for you, for me...for the legends...and for anyone who loves this sport.


Those comments get a resounding cheer from the audience. Soon enough, those cheers soon die as soon as 'Rattlesnake' begins to play on the PA system. The boo birds come out in full force as Iser, dressed in his usual suit with his black hair trimmed slightly and a brown beard developing, walks out to absolute malace in his eyes.


JR: ...and look at that expression on that evil man's face.


Tazz: Here is the scary part JR...I don't even think last week was at his absolute best...or worst in that department.


Iser starts walking toward the ring in his usual form. He even rolls under the ropes and slinks in the corner for a second before pulling himself back up in his usual tradition before a match or a fight. He then is handed a microphone by Lillian as the crowd begins a loud and profane 'Fuck you Iser!' chant. RVD tries his best not to crack up at the obsence gesture made by the crowd, but Iser's face is just south pole glacial. The chant finally subsides after a thirty second round of that.


Iser: Do I have...your attention now?


After that one question, the crowd responds with a loud chorus of boos toward the owner of the company.


Iser: Rob. Of all the things I've called you...I never thought I'd call you a god damned liar...but that's what you are right now. Do you really expect me to think that you'd put aside personal animosity to give it the old college try when your career is at a crossroads?


Rob just looks on with a look of disgust as Iser just coldly shakes his head toward the man.


Iser: Let me say this...if you try to wrestle me in a nonchalant manner like you've been doing for the last couple years as you have admited...I promise to the world that your mother is going to have to bury her poor kid in Battle Creek when I get through thrashing you. That is a god damned promise!


RVD: Don't bring my family into this.


Iser: Did I strike a chord Rob?


Iser soon lets out a smirk out of somewhat satisfaction as Rob's face starts to get red with anger.


Iser: Don't you just enjoy...that feeling of helplessness that you had when you couldn't do a damn thing to save Lawler? That feeling, big man...is the punishment for all the sins you've commited the last couple of years...and I promise to let your family go through that same feeling of helplessness when we meet in Nashville after I'm done with you.


RVD: Don't...bring up my family, Seth. This is the last time I'm warning you.


RVD's face is going through that range of emotions before the rage is starting to become very visible on the normally mellow wrestler. Iser's face doesn't commit to any direction though at this development now.


Iser: Just think of them, Rob...because after I'm done with you...not only have you failed your fans once more in this match...you'll have failed my company...you will have failed yourself...and you will have failed your family after I blister you into oblivion...and the rage in your eyes only confirms this fate. If you use that rage, maybe you'll survive the aftermath...but if you do what you've been known to do...I'll make it the last mistake you'll ever make in your miserable life.


After that cold statement, Iser just rolls out of the ring as RVD stands there contemplating everything the owner of the company just said. The announcers are speechless at the personal development that was made so XWA goes to commercial.

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

Tyson Kidd's music begins to play as the crowd cheers loudly*


Lilian: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from, Calgary, Alberta, Canada, weighting in at 195 pounds, Tyson Kidd!




JR: This man has been in some pretty big matches. But, tonight, he goes one on one , against the Champion!




Tazz: Kidd will see that he is in over his head. After, my main man, Raven, SALT SHAKERS his brains out!



*Tyson hops into the ring and warms up*













*The lights dim, as smoke begins to empty from the back, and the crowd boos the loudest of the night, knowing who is about to appear.*



Lilian: And his opponent, from, Toronto, Ontario, Canda, weighing in at 215 pounds, he is the XWA World Heavyweight Champion, Raven!!


* Out through the smoke emerges the current XWA World champion, decked in his official XWA SALT SHAKER shirt, Raven hops around a bit, as he loosens his muscles. He begins his trek down the ramp and pauses in the middle, looking side to side at the sold out crowd, who continues to boo . Looking straight ahead, he raises the devil horns and looks upwards as a barrage of pyro and fireworks go off behind him.*





Tazz: We heard from Raven earlier tonight. He is going to send a message to AJ Styles.



JR: Raven is a megastar. No doubt about it. He's an amazing athlete. Though, his attitude leaves a lot to be desired.




*Raven rushes under the ropes and Slides in the ring. He walks to the corner and climbs up, raising the Devil Horns above his heads and the crowd continues to boo. Raven hops off the apron and hands the title to a nearby official and the bell rings.*




JR: Let's see if Tyson can show us something tonight.



*Tyson walks right up to Raven and gets in his face. Raven smirks, as Tyson begins to talk himself up. Hearing enough, Raven flattens Tyson with a right hand, causing him to fall to the mat*



JR: Good lord! What a shot!



Tazz: You don't want to get in Raven's face.



*With Tyson down, Raven leaps on Tyson, and begins choking the air out of his body*




JR: Raven is in top form tonight. Already breaking the rules.



Tazz: Oh, give it a rest.



*The ref begins his count, as Raven continues to choke Tyson. Ceasing the hold at four. Raven picks Tyson up, and frags him to the ropes. Raven grabs Tyson's head, and begins togrindd his face along the steel cable clad ropes*



JR: Raven is just hellbent on destroying Tyson.




*Raven tosses Tyson back to the mat, as he clutches at his face. Raven kicks Tyson directly in the spine, causing him to gall over in pain*



Tazz: Hey, I bet he forgot all about the pain in his face!



*Raven picks Tyson up, and yanks him to the corner by his head, and sends him face first into the turnbuckle*



JR: Talk about ruthless agression.



Tazz: Raven has a certain dislike for highflyers. I think Tyson is in for a long night.



*Raven slams Tyson's head into the turnbuckle again, as the ref steps in and pushes Raven away*



JR: Looks like the ref has seen enough.



*Raven tells the ref to get out of his way, as he goes after Tyson again. Tyson gathers himself and kicks Raven in the gut*



JR: This is your chance, Tyson!



*Tyson looks around the arena, as the crowd cheers him on. Tyson charges at Raven, and hits him with a flying forearm. Raven quickly gets up, as Tyson hits him with another one*




Tazz: Tyson has found his opening. It won't last long.



*Raven gets up again, as Tyson hits him with a spinning wheel kick.*


JR: Tyson is taking it to the champion!



*With the crowd firmly behind him. Tyson quickly scales the ropes, as Raven slowly makes it to a vertical base*



Tazz: You have to think this onslaught caught Raven by surprise.


*As Raven gathers himself, he turns around, as Tyson leaps off with a crossbody. Raven makes a fist, and sends it directly into the gut of Tyson, causing him to crash and burn*



JR: Raven is a thinking champion. That's for sure.




*Raven scowls at Tyson, as he lifts his foot, and stomps directly down on the hand of the young Hart, causing him you yell out in pain*



JR: Raven is set on destroying Tyson!



*As Tyson holds his hand, Raven slowly makes Tyson stand up, as he points his finger in his face, and yells at Tyson to stay down, and admit defeat*



Tazz: Raven is getting annoyed by Tyson. He just won't quit.



*Tyson shouts that he won't quit, and knees Raven in the gut and sets him up for The Code Blue*



JR: If he hits this, it will all be over!



*Tyson goes for the move, but, Raven pushes him away. Tyson turns around, as Raven drills his elbow into the side of his head, as Tyson falls to the SALT SHAKER!*



Tazz: Goodnight! That is all she wrote for Tyson.



*Raven hooks the leg and gets the pin*



Lilian: Here is your winner, Raven!



* "I Came to Play" by Downstait hits the P.A. as Raven is handed his title, as he yanks it away from the official and poses over the fallen body of Tyson*



JR: Raven is looking good going into Barely Legal. I think AJ should be on his toes.



Tazz: After this showing, AJ doesn't stand a chance!


*Raven walks over to the camera, and tells AJ that this is his fate, and, he will see him at Barely Legal. Raven poses once more, as the show fades out*



Winner: Raven, via pinfall (12:00)