Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jul 25, 2012 21:35:21 GMT -5
Oliver: Now it's the ladies turn...rules are simple. If they're a ho...they go in the ho bag. If they're cool, they aren't. Simple enough?
Raven: If they're cool, they aren't? Nice grammar, you have.
Oliver: I never majored in English like you did...
Raven:So, if you are cool, you aren't really cool. But, those rules are terribly simple.
Oliver: Daffney.
Iser: Crazy, but I love working with Daffers.
*Raven makes a heart sign with his hands*
Raven: Daffney is the best. She's the greatest, the hottest, the best screamer. Daffney is greatness. I'd say more, but it's not the right DVD.
Oliver: Very good, Sunny.
Raven: There are no more Sunny days here.... Spoiler Alert: MASSIVE HO IMMINENT.
Iser: Just put the ho in the bag.
Oliver: Alicia Fox. *Puts Sunny in the bag*
Raven: A Ho, with odd hair. Nothing Foxy about that!
Iser: Eh...don't really know much about her to really say.
Raven: She's a terrible wrestler. I will say that much.
Oliver: Dixie Carter.
Iser: In the bag because she's allowing Hogan to be a cunt.
*Iser puts Dixie in the ho bag*
Raven: She's a BIG HO. You can't spell Hogan with HO.
*The entire room cracks up*
Oliver: Vickie Guerrero.
Iser: Sweetheart, out of the bag.
Raven: EXCUSE ME! She is not a Ho. It's a damn shame, people make fun of her weight. She isn't even overweight. Get over it, people. Be a S.T.A.R. doesn't apply to John Cena and Jerry Lawler. Idiots. Everytime you insult her, you are insulting Eddie. Think about it.
Iser: I'm not going to say anything bad about her. Vickie looks great for her age and is a damn good woman.
Raven: She also gets more of a reaction than half the wrestlers.
Oliver: Alright, Ivory.
Raven: Underrated.
Iser: Very...talkitive.
Raven: I don't know much about her...but she's definately not a ho.
Iser: Agreed.
Oliver: Torrie Wilson.
Raven: A HO from Idaho. You know where this is going. You can't spell Idaho without Ho.
Iser: Put her in the bag because she dates baseball players.
*Oliver puts her in the bag*
Oliver: Natalya
Iser: Definately NOT a ho. One of the absolute nicest people in wrestling. Tyson Kidd is a lucky man to be with her.
Raven: Not a ho. Very underrated, and, miss used
Oliver: The Kat.
Raven: A big ho.
Iser: She's Lawler's third or fourth ho.
*Oliver puts her in the bag*
Oliver: Jasmine St. Clair
Raven: Well, after New Jack... I don't think there is much left to say about her.
Iser: Yeah...New Jack tore her to shreads...so...just agree with New Jack and move on.
Oliver: Kelly Kelly.
Raven: The Biggest slut of the century. Which, is a bit of a shame, since, she is around my age. She gives all of us a bad reputation. Her mind truly draws a Blank.
Iser: Quick story...she came into my office looking for a job and she walked into my office...completely naked and offered to blow me and go the whole nine yards. I'm not Michael Hayes, Kelly...so you're a fucking ho!
Raven: Some role model she is.
Iser: She's a role model to all blonde girls who like to suck a dick.
Raven: I feel like I'm getting some diseases just from saying her name.
Oliver: Let's move on then. Trinity.
Raven: A great worker. Don't know much about her. But, not a ho.
Iser: Can't judge if you don't know her...so leave her out.
Oliver: Miss Jackie.
Raven: Apparantly, she and Charlie are having a contest with Steph and Hunter on who can have the most kids. I do remember on Tough Enough, she acted like a Ho. But, I don't know much about her. So, not a ho. A bit overboard with kids, but, not a ho.
Iser: Leave her out then.
Oliver: Ironicly enough, Stephanie McMahon.
Iser: Can't fault the daughter for the husband or the father. I like Steph.
Raven: Not a ho. She started the revolution for females with Power.
Oliver: The Bella Twins.
Raven: Double Ho.
Iser: Why birth control is needed.
Raven: If it's double for each of them. Then, combined, they are quadruple the ho.
Oliver: Go in more times than Tennessee, eh?
Raven: Your attempts at being funny are futile.
Oliver: Moving on. Maria.
Iser: Very smart girl. Very sweet girl. Flirtatious, but not a ho.
Raven: Not a Ho. WWE gave her a dumb gimmick. Their fault.
Oliver: And last but not least...Eve.
Raven: Athletic, seems like a nice girl. But, rather boring.
Iser: Not a ho. She'd rather kick someone's ass than suck a dick.
*A pause*
Iser: But Kelly Kelly would suck the dick of a fallen guy after Eve kicks their ass.
Raven: I'm shocked she didn't show up for the dick bag.
Oliver: You can't win them all.
Raven: If anyone knows about not winning...it's you.
*End of tape 2. BUY THE DAMN YOUSHOOT for 40 dollars for the rest of it.*
Raven: If they're cool, they aren't? Nice grammar, you have.
Oliver: I never majored in English like you did...
Raven:So, if you are cool, you aren't really cool. But, those rules are terribly simple.
Oliver: Daffney.
Iser: Crazy, but I love working with Daffers.
*Raven makes a heart sign with his hands*
Raven: Daffney is the best. She's the greatest, the hottest, the best screamer. Daffney is greatness. I'd say more, but it's not the right DVD.
Oliver: Very good, Sunny.
Raven: There are no more Sunny days here.... Spoiler Alert: MASSIVE HO IMMINENT.
Iser: Just put the ho in the bag.
Oliver: Alicia Fox. *Puts Sunny in the bag*
Raven: A Ho, with odd hair. Nothing Foxy about that!
Iser: Eh...don't really know much about her to really say.
Raven: She's a terrible wrestler. I will say that much.
Oliver: Dixie Carter.
Iser: In the bag because she's allowing Hogan to be a cunt.
*Iser puts Dixie in the ho bag*
Raven: She's a BIG HO. You can't spell Hogan with HO.
*The entire room cracks up*
Oliver: Vickie Guerrero.
Iser: Sweetheart, out of the bag.
Raven: EXCUSE ME! She is not a Ho. It's a damn shame, people make fun of her weight. She isn't even overweight. Get over it, people. Be a S.T.A.R. doesn't apply to John Cena and Jerry Lawler. Idiots. Everytime you insult her, you are insulting Eddie. Think about it.
Iser: I'm not going to say anything bad about her. Vickie looks great for her age and is a damn good woman.
Raven: She also gets more of a reaction than half the wrestlers.
Oliver: Alright, Ivory.
Raven: Underrated.
Iser: Very...talkitive.
Raven: I don't know much about her...but she's definately not a ho.
Iser: Agreed.
Oliver: Torrie Wilson.
Raven: A HO from Idaho. You know where this is going. You can't spell Idaho without Ho.
Iser: Put her in the bag because she dates baseball players.
*Oliver puts her in the bag*
Oliver: Natalya
Iser: Definately NOT a ho. One of the absolute nicest people in wrestling. Tyson Kidd is a lucky man to be with her.
Raven: Not a ho. Very underrated, and, miss used
Oliver: The Kat.
Raven: A big ho.
Iser: She's Lawler's third or fourth ho.
*Oliver puts her in the bag*
Oliver: Jasmine St. Clair
Raven: Well, after New Jack... I don't think there is much left to say about her.
Iser: Yeah...New Jack tore her to shreads...so...just agree with New Jack and move on.
Oliver: Kelly Kelly.
Raven: The Biggest slut of the century. Which, is a bit of a shame, since, she is around my age. She gives all of us a bad reputation. Her mind truly draws a Blank.
Iser: Quick story...she came into my office looking for a job and she walked into my office...completely naked and offered to blow me and go the whole nine yards. I'm not Michael Hayes, Kelly...so you're a fucking ho!
Raven: Some role model she is.
Iser: She's a role model to all blonde girls who like to suck a dick.
Raven: I feel like I'm getting some diseases just from saying her name.
Oliver: Let's move on then. Trinity.
Raven: A great worker. Don't know much about her. But, not a ho.
Iser: Can't judge if you don't know her...so leave her out.
Oliver: Miss Jackie.
Raven: Apparantly, she and Charlie are having a contest with Steph and Hunter on who can have the most kids. I do remember on Tough Enough, she acted like a Ho. But, I don't know much about her. So, not a ho. A bit overboard with kids, but, not a ho.
Iser: Leave her out then.
Oliver: Ironicly enough, Stephanie McMahon.
Iser: Can't fault the daughter for the husband or the father. I like Steph.
Raven: Not a ho. She started the revolution for females with Power.
Oliver: The Bella Twins.
Raven: Double Ho.
Iser: Why birth control is needed.
Raven: If it's double for each of them. Then, combined, they are quadruple the ho.
Oliver: Go in more times than Tennessee, eh?
Raven: Your attempts at being funny are futile.
Oliver: Moving on. Maria.
Iser: Very smart girl. Very sweet girl. Flirtatious, but not a ho.
Raven: Not a Ho. WWE gave her a dumb gimmick. Their fault.
Oliver: And last but not least...Eve.
Raven: Athletic, seems like a nice girl. But, rather boring.
Iser: Not a ho. She'd rather kick someone's ass than suck a dick.
*A pause*
Iser: But Kelly Kelly would suck the dick of a fallen guy after Eve kicks their ass.
Raven: I'm shocked she didn't show up for the dick bag.
Oliver: You can't win them all.
Raven: If anyone knows about not winning...it's you.
*End of tape 2. BUY THE DAMN YOUSHOOT for 40 dollars for the rest of it.*
