Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jul 25, 2012 21:03:04 GMT -5
Sean Oliver: I guess since they're starting to ask who you like and don't like, we might as well play the dick bag game.
Raven:I don't like a lot of people
Oliver: I've noticed.
Iser: I don't think he likes you, either.
*Cue cheesy smile*
Iser: He hates anyone without long hair these days. *Snicker*
Oliver: The game is simple, I'll read a name and if the guy is cool, we leave him out. If he's a dick...well he goes in the dick bag.
*Oliver pulls out the bag that has a giant dick on it*
Raven:So, Oliver, I see you have some odd obsessions with dicks. Now, you are even holding a giant dick.
*Oliver cracks up*
Oliver: Alright...first name. Chris Jericho.
Iser: I love how you dodged that. Anyhow...he's out of the bag in my book. Good guy. Wish he didn't tour so damned much because wrestling needs him more.
Raven: Well, all of Brazil may think he's a massive dick. I, for one, approve of what he did to their damn flag. Jericho is a badass. In other words, he's a good guy.
*Oliver cracks up at the flag reference*
Iser: If we went there, I'd book that as a Pay Per View main event. Jericho vs the flag.
Raven: Move over Melina/Alica Fox. Jericho vs the Brazil Flag is the greatest match of all time
Oliver: Johnny Ace. I'm still looking for someone to say something nice about this guy.
Raven: Is this even a real question? I don't even... *Raven looks at the camera* Are we even rolling?
*Iser nonchalantly puts him in the dick bag*
Raven: This guy is the biggest tool I have ever seen. Right up there with Michael Cole, and Justin Bieber... barring, he even has a dick. Anyway, Johnny Ace is a dick
Iser: Look...he's screwed over so many people and single handedly fucked over so many developmental territories leaving younger guys less room to properly develop. Yeah, he's a dick.
Oliver: Dreamer.
Raven: A MASSIVE DICK! He stole the finisher from the GOD of wrestling, and, his DDT was horrible. Tommy Dreamer's best days, were as the "ordinary guy" eating food off the ground, and drinking Taker's Tobacco spit. Tommy is a massive failure, on top of being a dick.
Iser: He's...not a Dreamer fan. From an ownership standpoint...no, I don't qualify him as a dick. Don't feel strongly one way or the other but since Raven said it...he'll put him in the dick bag.
*Oliver puts Dreamer in the dick bag since Raven called it*
Oliver: Kane.
Raven: Kane is an interesting guy. I haven't had much time to hang out with him. But, the guy is a damn monster. He's had a hell of a career, and, he is way better than his so-called "Brother" Not to mention, he has a special feeling for Christmas Trees. So, Kane is a good guy in my book.
Iser: I like Kane. Great guy, quiet guy really. He talks with Lance a-lot, actually.
Oliver: I guess Kane doesn't like happy new years, either. *Pulls out the next name* Ric Flair.
Iser: Before Raven cuts him a new one...my heart goes out to Ric with all his personal issues because it shows you really shouldn't ever get married...but he always was professional here...so it's up to Raven on this one.
Raven: Well, this guy has Alimony payments coming out of his sequin robes. I feel sorry for Ric. This guy is one of, if not, the best wrestler of all time. But, his poor choice in females, led to his downfall. Take my advice Ric, next time you meet a girl, just say NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Iser: A problem with women, yes. A dick, no.
*Oliver puts Flair down and reads the next name*
Oliver: X-Pac.
Raven: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Iser: I think Raven is laughing to death here.
Raven: I don't know who is the bigger dick... X-Pac, or, the Dick Chyna has
*The people behind the camera start cracking up*
Iser: I never had a-lot of...interaction with Pac to be truthful but I'm going to say dick bag just on the account of...he's almost never sober and that's a no-no in this business in my book.
Raven: Maybe, you should start a fundraiser to find that out. Anyway, Waltman is a Dick. He could catch on fire in an ice storm, from all the heat he gets.
*Waltman goes in the dick bag*
Oliver: Konnan...who I'm putting in because he still owes us five hundred dollars and no showed us...*he puts Konnan in the dick bag* but do either of you two have any...comments on K-Dawg?
Raven: Maybe, if you raise enough money, he will send you a copy of One Night In Chyna. I hear all two people bought it.
*Raven pauses before moving on to Konnan*
Raven: Konnan is a dumbass. A dumbass who sagged his pants too much. A dumbass who acts like he is the GOD of Mexico. A dumbass who thinks King of Fighters is probably the best game ever made. He's a dick, he's a dumbass, he's the entire fucking population of ASSCLOWNS, in one place
Iser: If Jericho was a dick, he'd sue you right now for using assclowns.
Raven: Jericho can't sue me, I'm Canadian
Oliver: *Sees the next name* Just put it in...
*Iser snatches the name Hogan and puts it in*
Raven:I don't think we have enough time, for me to rant on that waste of space. So, to save us all time... I am going to just hold this. *Raven picks up an picture and shows it to the camera. It's of Hogan and Brutus Beefcake holding hands*
Iser: Long story short...Hogan is such a disillusioned piece of crap that he honestly thought he could walk into the company that a-lot of us busted our asses in and just do his normal bullshit. *Iser sees the picture and smirks* ...but I think Shawn now hates Hogan on a different level now because Hogan is a homo and christians hate homos.
Raven: Hogan is a dick. He likes Dick. Brutus likes his dick. Linda didn't. Brooke probably does. Nick Hogan is too busy causing people brain damage to care.
Oliver: And he's probably secretly liking Warrior's dick.
Iser: There's a that's what she said in there...somewhere.
Raven: Warrior is a dick, too. But, that is for another time
Oliver: William Regal.
Raven: STRAIGHT UP GANGSTA TRIPPIN'! William Regal is possibly one of the most underrated wrestlers of all time. He is full of class, and has a great vocabulary. William Regal gets a 10 out of 10 on the awesome scale.
Iser: Great guy. A bit of a shame he never got his just deserts his talent should've gotten him.
Oliver: Piper.
Iser: Uh...he likes Kaitlyn.
Raven: There are times where you have to wonder what Piper is thinking. But, he likes Kaitlyn, I like Kaitlyn. It's all good.
Oliver: A-lot of people like Kaitlyn I see...
Raven: Not Jerry Lawler, Kaitlyn is too old for him
Oliver: That's on par with everything I hear. RVD.
Raven: Ah, good ol' Rob. I beat him so many times, it's not even funny. Actually, yes, it is very fun. But, Rob is a good guy. Sure, he's a bit dull when he's talking. Yeah, Dude, sure, whatever. But, he's still a solid wrestler. But, most importantly, he is the guy, who lost to me in every match you can possibly think of. It's ok, Rob. Chill out, and light that blunt.
Iser: I'm actually going to say dick bag on the acccount of making the locker room in Memphis Tennessee one night smell like blunts for a week.
*Iser puts RVD in the dick bag*
Raven:Remember kids, when someone asks you if you want drugs... ask for Cocaine.
Iser: It doesn't leave a smell.
Raven: If anyone asks what that powder is. Just say you had a powdered donut
Oliver: If you really want drugs in wrestling, just ask New Jack and he'll hook you up.
Iser: Or he'll stab you with a machette if you're Balls...but...anyhow.
Raven:Maybe, toss you off a platform
Oliver: Steve Austin.
Iser: He'll never...bullshit you so out of the bag for always giving you a straight answer in my book.
Raven: Well, he's a dick to all the John Cena fans, who think he's a "badass" But, for all of us grown ups, Stone Cold is the best.
Oliver: Sting.
Raven:Sting is a dick, for the sole reason of, him making an utter mockery of the Joker.
Iser: Let me say this about Stinger...he did a-lot for us early...especally in establishing Raven as the man but I don't ever want to see him as a joker.
Oliver: Triple H.
*Iser just grabs the name and puts him in the dick bag*
Iser: Impossible to do business with.
Raven: Well, let me first say, he is a Dick. Second of all, he's one of my role models growing up. He kicked ass, he took names. He started one of the biggest groups of all time. Sure, he married the Boss's Daughter, but, who wouldn't? I mean, look at Stephanie. So, in my mind, he's awesome. But, in all of your minds, he just got pushed, due to his relationship. That is why all of you are watching this DVD, with no lives
Iser: Hunter only looks out for Hunter. You can't blame him for that...because wrestling is a selfish business but he does it to such a point where it really fucks the product up at times.
Oliver: Miz.
Raven: AWESOME! Nuff said
Iser: Overbearing at times, but a dick...no.
Raven: People just hate on him, because, he was on Real World. A pretty stupid reason if you ask me. We all know, you would all jump on the opportunity to be on MTV
Iser: He can be a bit overbearing at times but...he does his job, he works hard...there's always a spot for someone like that in the company and we all know that.
Oliver: Edge.
Raven:The greatest wrestler of all time, that is not named Bret Hart or Scott Levy.
Iser: Great guy. Out of the bag for sure.
Raven: One half of one of the best tag teams of all time. Plus, he had the most badass theme song going.
Oliver: Bubba Ray Dudley.
Raven: A dick. Simple.
Iser: He even says it himself.
Raven: But, I am only saying it, because, that is what he says
*Bubba goes in the dick bag*
Oliver: Jeff Hardy.
Raven:A druggie. Not a dick.
Iser: Look, in all seriousness, I hope the guy has his life together now that he's a Dad. He's not a bad guy but...he has or had some bad...habits and it's just too much of a risk to hire him in my book. It isn't a personal dislike...just a business decision.
Raven: Jeff is like the most laid back guy, along with RVD. He made a terrible heel, and, an even worse champion. He had bad theme songs, wore stupid paint, and danced like a spazzed out monkey, that has not eaten in weeks
Oliver: Matt Hardy.
Iser: A fat piece of shit.
Raven: FATT LARDY! Quick, hide the catering!
Iser: I think the camera guy fell over after you said that. Great job Raven.
*Iser puts him in the dick bag*
Iser: Matt really is a piece of shit and I really wouldn't be sad if he passed away. That's how I feel.
Raven: Matt is only famous, because of Edge and Lita. Matt is the loser Brother
Oliver: Shawn Michaels.
Raven:HBGay.
*A pause after a round of laughter*
Raven: One of the best wrestlers of all time. But, I never cared for him.
Oliver: He did pose in playgirl.
Iser: You probably jack off to copies of that edition don't you, Sean?
Raven: I am the real Sexy Boy. All the girls know it, too.
Iser: Borderline in my book to be serious...so leave him out. Never did anything to me personally.
Oliver: JBL.
Raven: The Wrestling GOD. The fact he had to lose to Cena is utter Bullshit. John Layfield is one of the best brawlers in history. Plus, he throws a wicked Clothesline. Plus, I heard he is a fan of mine. So, that makes him a pretty cool guy, with great taste.
Iser: He can be a dick at times, but only if you give him a reason to be...so leave him out.
Oliver: Alright, Road Dogg.
Raven: A Dick who talks too much
Iser: Never had any issue with Road Dogg.
Oliver: So one hates him and one doesn't...does that mean he's half in and half out?
Raven: You will notice that I dislike a lot of people. I don't have the business side like Iser does.
Oliver: Well, we'll leave him out then.
Iser: He'll just do it doggy style but...anyway.
Oliver: Billy Gunn.
Iser: Scum bag.
*Iser snatches the name and puts it in the dick bag*
Raven: Billy Gunn is not even worth the breath
Iser: That's why I kept it two words since that's all he knows how to say at a time.
Oliver: *Starts cracking up* Chyna.
Raven: Start the fundraiser now! Now, we can find out who is the bigger dick, Waltman or Chyna
Iser: Just put Chyna in because she sucks them.
*Chyna is put in the dick bag after a round of laughter*
Oliver: Alright, Dean Malenko.
Raven: The Ice Man is a good guy. Great wrestler, a great road agent. Not much of a ladies man. But, you can't win them all
Iser: Love Dean. Leave him out...definately not a dick.
Oliver: Jim Cornette.
Raven: A DICK! A BIG DICK! A DICK who thinks his opinion has any merit.
*Iser just cracks up at Raven's shouting*
Oliver: Jim tends to hit the dick bag on some camps a-lot or not at all in other camps.
Raven: I apologize to all the deaf viewers out there.
Iser: Well, Raven's rant overrides my own feelings on the topic. Hah. Personally, no issue with Jim...but he can be a dick at times.
Oliver: He can fuck'n talk a hair off of a grass monkey, too.
Raven: Where do you come up with this stuff? You Sir, are a toolbox.
Oliver: I plead the fifth on that. Shane Douglas
Raven: *As he holds up a plate of French Fries* You can do the math. A GIANT DICK OF EPIC DICK PROPORTIONS! Go back to working at Wal-Mart
Oliver: That's stiff.
Iser: That's what she said.
Oliver: CM Punk.
Iser: Borderline but out of the bag. He isn't on the dickish level of some of the people we've thrown in so...out of the bag based on that standard.
Raven: Some days he's a dick, some days he isn't. To me, he's the guy who's Ankle I Broke. Plus, look at at the girls he has dated. He should be a dick for that. But, I'm not jealous or anything
Oliver: We'll leave him out then.
*Oliver then reads the next name*
Oliver: Just...put him in.
Raven: Is it you, Oliver?
*Iser grabs the Kevin Dunn name and puts him in the dick bag*
Raven: Then by all means, put yourself in
Oliver: Kevin Dunn.
Raven: Who is Kevin Dunn?
Iser: The stupid fucking cunt who actually says there shouldn't be wrestling in a wrestling show. Fuck that bucky teethed stupid ass motherfucking piece of dog shit.
Raven: Let's see here.... some guy who thinks he is so smart. Yet, no matter what he does, it always fails in the end
Iser: Kevin Dunn...you're a dick, you're a scumbag, you're a cunt. You have no place in the wrestling business. Fuck off and let wrestlers wrestle while you go back to sniffing Michael Cole's cock.
Oliver: ...and the last name here...AJ Styles.
Iser: One of the nicest guys in a very not so nice business.
Raven: AJ Styles is Phenomenal. In the ring, and, as a person.
Oliver: Very good...and we've had a very...healthy offering in the dick bag this time.
Raven:I don't like a lot of people
Oliver: I've noticed.
Iser: I don't think he likes you, either.
*Cue cheesy smile*
Iser: He hates anyone without long hair these days. *Snicker*
Oliver: The game is simple, I'll read a name and if the guy is cool, we leave him out. If he's a dick...well he goes in the dick bag.
*Oliver pulls out the bag that has a giant dick on it*
Raven:So, Oliver, I see you have some odd obsessions with dicks. Now, you are even holding a giant dick.
*Oliver cracks up*
Oliver: Alright...first name. Chris Jericho.
Iser: I love how you dodged that. Anyhow...he's out of the bag in my book. Good guy. Wish he didn't tour so damned much because wrestling needs him more.
Raven: Well, all of Brazil may think he's a massive dick. I, for one, approve of what he did to their damn flag. Jericho is a badass. In other words, he's a good guy.
*Oliver cracks up at the flag reference*
Iser: If we went there, I'd book that as a Pay Per View main event. Jericho vs the flag.
Raven: Move over Melina/Alica Fox. Jericho vs the Brazil Flag is the greatest match of all time
Oliver: Johnny Ace. I'm still looking for someone to say something nice about this guy.
Raven: Is this even a real question? I don't even... *Raven looks at the camera* Are we even rolling?
*Iser nonchalantly puts him in the dick bag*
Raven: This guy is the biggest tool I have ever seen. Right up there with Michael Cole, and Justin Bieber... barring, he even has a dick. Anyway, Johnny Ace is a dick
Iser: Look...he's screwed over so many people and single handedly fucked over so many developmental territories leaving younger guys less room to properly develop. Yeah, he's a dick.
Oliver: Dreamer.
Raven: A MASSIVE DICK! He stole the finisher from the GOD of wrestling, and, his DDT was horrible. Tommy Dreamer's best days, were as the "ordinary guy" eating food off the ground, and drinking Taker's Tobacco spit. Tommy is a massive failure, on top of being a dick.
Iser: He's...not a Dreamer fan. From an ownership standpoint...no, I don't qualify him as a dick. Don't feel strongly one way or the other but since Raven said it...he'll put him in the dick bag.
*Oliver puts Dreamer in the dick bag since Raven called it*
Oliver: Kane.
Raven: Kane is an interesting guy. I haven't had much time to hang out with him. But, the guy is a damn monster. He's had a hell of a career, and, he is way better than his so-called "Brother" Not to mention, he has a special feeling for Christmas Trees. So, Kane is a good guy in my book.
Iser: I like Kane. Great guy, quiet guy really. He talks with Lance a-lot, actually.
Oliver: I guess Kane doesn't like happy new years, either. *Pulls out the next name* Ric Flair.
Iser: Before Raven cuts him a new one...my heart goes out to Ric with all his personal issues because it shows you really shouldn't ever get married...but he always was professional here...so it's up to Raven on this one.
Raven: Well, this guy has Alimony payments coming out of his sequin robes. I feel sorry for Ric. This guy is one of, if not, the best wrestler of all time. But, his poor choice in females, led to his downfall. Take my advice Ric, next time you meet a girl, just say NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Iser: A problem with women, yes. A dick, no.
*Oliver puts Flair down and reads the next name*
Oliver: X-Pac.
Raven: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Iser: I think Raven is laughing to death here.
Raven: I don't know who is the bigger dick... X-Pac, or, the Dick Chyna has
*The people behind the camera start cracking up*
Iser: I never had a-lot of...interaction with Pac to be truthful but I'm going to say dick bag just on the account of...he's almost never sober and that's a no-no in this business in my book.
Raven: Maybe, you should start a fundraiser to find that out. Anyway, Waltman is a Dick. He could catch on fire in an ice storm, from all the heat he gets.
*Waltman goes in the dick bag*
Oliver: Konnan...who I'm putting in because he still owes us five hundred dollars and no showed us...*he puts Konnan in the dick bag* but do either of you two have any...comments on K-Dawg?
Raven: Maybe, if you raise enough money, he will send you a copy of One Night In Chyna. I hear all two people bought it.
*Raven pauses before moving on to Konnan*
Raven: Konnan is a dumbass. A dumbass who sagged his pants too much. A dumbass who acts like he is the GOD of Mexico. A dumbass who thinks King of Fighters is probably the best game ever made. He's a dick, he's a dumbass, he's the entire fucking population of ASSCLOWNS, in one place
Iser: If Jericho was a dick, he'd sue you right now for using assclowns.
Raven: Jericho can't sue me, I'm Canadian
Oliver: *Sees the next name* Just put it in...
*Iser snatches the name Hogan and puts it in*
Raven:I don't think we have enough time, for me to rant on that waste of space. So, to save us all time... I am going to just hold this. *Raven picks up an picture and shows it to the camera. It's of Hogan and Brutus Beefcake holding hands*
Iser: Long story short...Hogan is such a disillusioned piece of crap that he honestly thought he could walk into the company that a-lot of us busted our asses in and just do his normal bullshit. *Iser sees the picture and smirks* ...but I think Shawn now hates Hogan on a different level now because Hogan is a homo and christians hate homos.
Raven: Hogan is a dick. He likes Dick. Brutus likes his dick. Linda didn't. Brooke probably does. Nick Hogan is too busy causing people brain damage to care.
Oliver: And he's probably secretly liking Warrior's dick.
Iser: There's a that's what she said in there...somewhere.
Raven: Warrior is a dick, too. But, that is for another time
Oliver: William Regal.
Raven: STRAIGHT UP GANGSTA TRIPPIN'! William Regal is possibly one of the most underrated wrestlers of all time. He is full of class, and has a great vocabulary. William Regal gets a 10 out of 10 on the awesome scale.
Iser: Great guy. A bit of a shame he never got his just deserts his talent should've gotten him.
Oliver: Piper.
Iser: Uh...he likes Kaitlyn.
Raven: There are times where you have to wonder what Piper is thinking. But, he likes Kaitlyn, I like Kaitlyn. It's all good.
Oliver: A-lot of people like Kaitlyn I see...
Raven: Not Jerry Lawler, Kaitlyn is too old for him
Oliver: That's on par with everything I hear. RVD.
Raven: Ah, good ol' Rob. I beat him so many times, it's not even funny. Actually, yes, it is very fun. But, Rob is a good guy. Sure, he's a bit dull when he's talking. Yeah, Dude, sure, whatever. But, he's still a solid wrestler. But, most importantly, he is the guy, who lost to me in every match you can possibly think of. It's ok, Rob. Chill out, and light that blunt.
Iser: I'm actually going to say dick bag on the acccount of making the locker room in Memphis Tennessee one night smell like blunts for a week.
*Iser puts RVD in the dick bag*
Raven:Remember kids, when someone asks you if you want drugs... ask for Cocaine.
Iser: It doesn't leave a smell.
Raven: If anyone asks what that powder is. Just say you had a powdered donut
Oliver: If you really want drugs in wrestling, just ask New Jack and he'll hook you up.
Iser: Or he'll stab you with a machette if you're Balls...but...anyhow.
Raven:Maybe, toss you off a platform
Oliver: Steve Austin.
Iser: He'll never...bullshit you so out of the bag for always giving you a straight answer in my book.
Raven: Well, he's a dick to all the John Cena fans, who think he's a "badass" But, for all of us grown ups, Stone Cold is the best.
Oliver: Sting.
Raven:Sting is a dick, for the sole reason of, him making an utter mockery of the Joker.
Iser: Let me say this about Stinger...he did a-lot for us early...especally in establishing Raven as the man but I don't ever want to see him as a joker.
Oliver: Triple H.
*Iser just grabs the name and puts him in the dick bag*
Iser: Impossible to do business with.
Raven: Well, let me first say, he is a Dick. Second of all, he's one of my role models growing up. He kicked ass, he took names. He started one of the biggest groups of all time. Sure, he married the Boss's Daughter, but, who wouldn't? I mean, look at Stephanie. So, in my mind, he's awesome. But, in all of your minds, he just got pushed, due to his relationship. That is why all of you are watching this DVD, with no lives
Iser: Hunter only looks out for Hunter. You can't blame him for that...because wrestling is a selfish business but he does it to such a point where it really fucks the product up at times.
Oliver: Miz.
Raven: AWESOME! Nuff said
Iser: Overbearing at times, but a dick...no.
Raven: People just hate on him, because, he was on Real World. A pretty stupid reason if you ask me. We all know, you would all jump on the opportunity to be on MTV
Iser: He can be a bit overbearing at times but...he does his job, he works hard...there's always a spot for someone like that in the company and we all know that.
Oliver: Edge.
Raven:The greatest wrestler of all time, that is not named Bret Hart or Scott Levy.
Iser: Great guy. Out of the bag for sure.
Raven: One half of one of the best tag teams of all time. Plus, he had the most badass theme song going.
Oliver: Bubba Ray Dudley.
Raven: A dick. Simple.
Iser: He even says it himself.
Raven: But, I am only saying it, because, that is what he says
*Bubba goes in the dick bag*
Oliver: Jeff Hardy.
Raven:A druggie. Not a dick.
Iser: Look, in all seriousness, I hope the guy has his life together now that he's a Dad. He's not a bad guy but...he has or had some bad...habits and it's just too much of a risk to hire him in my book. It isn't a personal dislike...just a business decision.
Raven: Jeff is like the most laid back guy, along with RVD. He made a terrible heel, and, an even worse champion. He had bad theme songs, wore stupid paint, and danced like a spazzed out monkey, that has not eaten in weeks
Oliver: Matt Hardy.
Iser: A fat piece of shit.
Raven: FATT LARDY! Quick, hide the catering!
Iser: I think the camera guy fell over after you said that. Great job Raven.
*Iser puts him in the dick bag*
Iser: Matt really is a piece of shit and I really wouldn't be sad if he passed away. That's how I feel.
Raven: Matt is only famous, because of Edge and Lita. Matt is the loser Brother
Oliver: Shawn Michaels.
Raven:HBGay.
*A pause after a round of laughter*
Raven: One of the best wrestlers of all time. But, I never cared for him.
Oliver: He did pose in playgirl.
Iser: You probably jack off to copies of that edition don't you, Sean?
Raven: I am the real Sexy Boy. All the girls know it, too.
Iser: Borderline in my book to be serious...so leave him out. Never did anything to me personally.
Oliver: JBL.
Raven: The Wrestling GOD. The fact he had to lose to Cena is utter Bullshit. John Layfield is one of the best brawlers in history. Plus, he throws a wicked Clothesline. Plus, I heard he is a fan of mine. So, that makes him a pretty cool guy, with great taste.
Iser: He can be a dick at times, but only if you give him a reason to be...so leave him out.
Oliver: Alright, Road Dogg.
Raven: A Dick who talks too much
Iser: Never had any issue with Road Dogg.
Oliver: So one hates him and one doesn't...does that mean he's half in and half out?
Raven: You will notice that I dislike a lot of people. I don't have the business side like Iser does.
Oliver: Well, we'll leave him out then.
Iser: He'll just do it doggy style but...anyway.
Oliver: Billy Gunn.
Iser: Scum bag.
*Iser snatches the name and puts it in the dick bag*
Raven: Billy Gunn is not even worth the breath
Iser: That's why I kept it two words since that's all he knows how to say at a time.
Oliver: *Starts cracking up* Chyna.
Raven: Start the fundraiser now! Now, we can find out who is the bigger dick, Waltman or Chyna
Iser: Just put Chyna in because she sucks them.
*Chyna is put in the dick bag after a round of laughter*
Oliver: Alright, Dean Malenko.
Raven: The Ice Man is a good guy. Great wrestler, a great road agent. Not much of a ladies man. But, you can't win them all
Iser: Love Dean. Leave him out...definately not a dick.
Oliver: Jim Cornette.
Raven: A DICK! A BIG DICK! A DICK who thinks his opinion has any merit.
*Iser just cracks up at Raven's shouting*
Oliver: Jim tends to hit the dick bag on some camps a-lot or not at all in other camps.
Raven: I apologize to all the deaf viewers out there.
Iser: Well, Raven's rant overrides my own feelings on the topic. Hah. Personally, no issue with Jim...but he can be a dick at times.
Oliver: He can fuck'n talk a hair off of a grass monkey, too.
Raven: Where do you come up with this stuff? You Sir, are a toolbox.
Oliver: I plead the fifth on that. Shane Douglas
Raven: *As he holds up a plate of French Fries* You can do the math. A GIANT DICK OF EPIC DICK PROPORTIONS! Go back to working at Wal-Mart
Oliver: That's stiff.
Iser: That's what she said.
Oliver: CM Punk.
Iser: Borderline but out of the bag. He isn't on the dickish level of some of the people we've thrown in so...out of the bag based on that standard.
Raven: Some days he's a dick, some days he isn't. To me, he's the guy who's Ankle I Broke. Plus, look at at the girls he has dated. He should be a dick for that. But, I'm not jealous or anything
Oliver: We'll leave him out then.
*Oliver then reads the next name*
Oliver: Just...put him in.
Raven: Is it you, Oliver?
*Iser grabs the Kevin Dunn name and puts him in the dick bag*
Raven: Then by all means, put yourself in
Oliver: Kevin Dunn.
Raven: Who is Kevin Dunn?
Iser: The stupid fucking cunt who actually says there shouldn't be wrestling in a wrestling show. Fuck that bucky teethed stupid ass motherfucking piece of dog shit.
Raven: Let's see here.... some guy who thinks he is so smart. Yet, no matter what he does, it always fails in the end
Iser: Kevin Dunn...you're a dick, you're a scumbag, you're a cunt. You have no place in the wrestling business. Fuck off and let wrestlers wrestle while you go back to sniffing Michael Cole's cock.
Oliver: ...and the last name here...AJ Styles.
Iser: One of the nicest guys in a very not so nice business.
Raven: AJ Styles is Phenomenal. In the ring, and, as a person.
Oliver: Very good...and we've had a very...healthy offering in the dick bag this time.
