B.D.

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Iser decides Raven's opponent for Unforgiven

Kane vs Shark Boy in a 'grudge' match

Shelton Benjamin vs CM Punk AND GM Iser and if anyone interferes, they're fired from the promotion.

Raven chooses Iser's opponent for Unforgiven

Chase vs Justin Credible

Raven vs William Regal in a rematch from the Slammy Awards Show.

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

*Breakdown doesn't begin with the usual pyro. Instead, we hear 'Psychosocial' begin to blare on the P.A. system as the fans begin to jeer and boo. GM Iser makes his appearance on the ramp, sporting a pair of blue jeans and a black and blue plaid shirt. Iser just slowly walks down the ramp, ignoring the fans.*

JR: Welcome to Breakdown ladies and gentlemen. I'm sorry we have to open with a satanistic son of a bitch.

Tazz: That's not a flattering opening comment, Jimbo. You might get fired before we even get started.

*Iser rolls under the bottom rope like he normally does and demands the mic from Lillian. The fans are greeting him with a barage of boos.*

Iser: You people have already become the slime of America. The only reason I knew that I took the show here was because you wanted to see your new hero in action...and that makes me sick.

*The fans jeer at Iser and immedietely begin a Raven chant. Iser just rolls his eyes at the crowd*

Iser: Let's keep it short and sweet. Since I'm picking Raven's opponent at Unforgiven...I'll let Raven do the same for me. He can pick any jackass in the back that he wants to face me, but I will be the one who will cripple them. The first objective in killing Raven's legacy...is to obliterate his friends...one...by one...by single one until he's just a shell of a man. That includes you people in the crowd. I'll do that...and Raven's opponent will complete the second objective...take away his driving force. The XWA Title. That opponent is a man everyone should be proud of...

*'This Fire Burns' begins to play on the system now as the fans begin to jeer and boo as CM Punk appears on the stage.*

Iser: I give you C...M...PUNK!

JR: I'm lost for words. Why am I not surprised that he picks his long time friend, CM Punk, for this position?

Tazz: The GM has become obsessed with taking away everything from Raven. He's starting to become a completely different Deity...and it's scary.

*Punk does his traditional X pose as the fans throw plastic cups of beer at him. Punk just laughs it off as he walks back up the ramp and XWA goes into commercial to promote various T-Shirts and the Raven DVD.*

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Kane killed Shark Boy with a clothesline and just stomped out of the arena in a huff.

Soon, the handicap match began afterwords, and Benjamin cooked the offense against both the GM and Punk early to survive. Soon, Punk distracted the ref and Iser brought in a baseball bat and cracked Benjamin in the left knee with it and tossed it out of the ring. Soon, the duo picked apart Benjamin's knee for the next six minutes with various submissions, but Benjamin refused to give up. Benjamin hit a dragon whip on Punk out of desperation, and hit a T-Bone on Iser, but Punk leg dropped Benjamin in the head and soon Iser put Benjamin on the top rope and Punk climbed up there and hit Shelton with a Pepsi Plunge. Punk got the pin, but the two weren't done yet. Punk soon got himself a baseball bat and handed Iser one as well and went right after Benjamin's left knee yet again with those bats. Soon, Kane's pyro went off and the duo fled from Kane. Iser soon said that Kane shouldn't interfere with anything involving Punk and himself anymore so he fired him on the spot!

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

JR: I can't believe that bastard. He can't get away with firing Kane. What a jackass.


Tazz: Control your temper JR, Kane shouldn't have stuck his nose where it didn't belong. Now, Kane is gone from XWA.


JR: It makes me sick. This man has all the power, and, this is how he is going to use it. We will give you an update on the condition of Shelton once we get word on the situation.


Tazz: Changing gears, it's time we hear from our World Champion, Raven. Let's send it over to his lockerroom.



*The titontron chances view, as we are taken directly into Raven's dressing area as the crowd cheers loudly. The XWA world title is shown resting around the left shoulder of the champ. Talena is in the background, sporting the black ankh around her right eye, as she glares into the camera.*



Raven: So, it seems the GM has finally lost it. After all this time, he has finally managed to get rid of Kane. This is just another prime example of why he should not have all this power. But, he doesn't use it all for bad. No, in fact, he did some good tonight. It seems that he wants me to have a rather easy title defense at Unforgiven, and he picked the so-called Straight Edge Monkey, CM Punk. Really? CM Punk, let me so you exactly what I think of CM Punk, roll the footage.



*The titontron shows footage of Raven giving Punk a drop toe hold, and he goes sailing off the stage. Various clips of beatdowns on Punk, including of their no Contest, where Raven laid Punk out with the Chaos Theory. The video package then ends with shots of Punk running around in circles as Raven points and laughs at him in the background. Back live the crowd is heard laughing very loudly at Punk's stupidity, as Raven wears a rather smug grin on his face*


Raven: So, as you can see folks, I am not worried one bit. There is nothing to worry about, when you have to face the Short Bus riding CM Punk. He is nothing more than a greased hair monkey, with a bunch of tattoos that even five year olds know aren't cool At Unforgiven, I will beat Punk so badly, that he will wish he were an alcoholic. I will cripple Punk so violently, that, he will wish he had popped a few pain pills in his life.




*Raven looks at his title then smiles into the camera*



Raven: No matter the outcome, I will remain XWA World Heavyweight Champion.


*The crowd cheers loudly at Raven's declaration*


Raven: Now, as much as I would love to go on and on about how lame Punk is, that isn't my mission right now. You see, since the GM was so nice to pick my opponent, I decided to return the favor. Listen up GM, your opponent at Unforgiven is a former World Heavyweight champion, a former WWE champion, you could say he is the most decorated tag team champion of all time. At Unforgiven, rest assured, my hand picked opponent will take you to new levels. So, GM, you think you know who your opponent is? Do you really? Well, I will tell you right now, you should know him very well.



*Raven smugly grins to the camera as the fans look on in confusion*


Raven: One last question GM.... You think you know me?


*Raven laughs loudly as he walks out of sight as the fans cheer loudly as the thought of his opponent*



Tazz: That was an excellent speech, but, Raven didn't name an opponent, or, did he?


JR: Well, I have my theories, but, maybe we will find out later tonight.

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

*Justin Credible is already in the ring*

JR: I have just gotten word from the local medical facility that Shelton Benjamin has a cracked petella in his left knee. There is no timetable on his return.

Tazz: Holy broken bones, JR. The GM and CM Punk did a number on him.

JR: You can bet that Benjamin will kick the hell out of that no good corrupted son of a---

Tazz: Calm down, Ross. You look like you're going to blow a blood vessil.

*Credible grabs a mic*

JR: We lost Kane and Benjamin and now we have to listen to a jackass talk!

Tazz: HA!

Credible: Last time, Chase got me from the crowd, I'm not falling for it ag---

*'Death Blooms' by Mudvayne begins to rumble on the P.A. system as Chase walks down the ramp with a serious expression on his face. Credible is still looking down the crowd as Chase walks into the ring*

Tazz: He better turn around before it's---

*Chase then his the Dark Chaos on Credible to thunderous cheers and he pins him for the three*

Tazz: ---late.

JR: That was fast.

*Chase rolls under the ropes and doesn't really celebrate this win as he walks back up the ramp.*

JR: I wonder what is on his mind.

Tazz: Not sure, but The Dead Pool is in full force baby! HAHAHA!

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

JR: It is now time for our main event, and a rematch from the Slammy Award show.


Tazz: That is right, our champion Raven, is going to face off again with William Regal, it should be a rocket buster.



ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD!!! HE IS HERE!!


*The Lights dim as Suck It Up by Hed p.e. begins to play with the smoke pouring out the entrance ramp. The crowd cheers the loudest of the night. Out through the smoke emerges the current XWA World champion, decked in his official XWA shirt, flanked by Talena, decked in all black. Raven hops around a bit, as he loosens his muscles. He begins his trek down the ramp and pauses in the middle, looking side to side at the sold out crowd, who continues to cheer. Looking straight ahead, he raises the devil horns and looks upwards as a barrage of pyro and fireworks go off behind him.*

Lilian: Introducing the opponent, from Toronto, Canada, weighing in at 215 pounds, he is the current reigning XWA World Heavyweight Champion, The Dark Lord Raven!!!




*Raven rushes under the ropes and Slides in the ring. He walks to the corner and climbs up, raising the Devil Horns above his heads and the crowd continues to cheer*




Tazz: Raven looks very focused for this match. I am sure he is thinking about doing the same to Punk at Unforgiven.



*Raven hops off the turnbuckles and hands the belt to the ref as his music fades*



*The sound of horns plays as The King of the Ring, William Regal steps onto the stage to a loud mixed reaction from the fans*




*Regal saunters down the ramp in his trademark robe as he steps on the apron and wipes his boots and enters the ring.*



Tazz: This is a non-title match folks, just in case you weren't paying any attention.


JR: How nice of you Tazz.




*Raven and Regal lock up in the center of the ring, as Raven gets the early advantage and pushes Regal into the opposite corner. The ref asks for a clean break as Raven obliges the order and backs away from Regal*




Tazz: Clean break.



*Raven and Regal lock up again, as Raven gets Regal in a side headlock*



JR: Nice technical move there.



*Raven uses his leverage to pull Regal to the mat with a headlock takerover.*



Tazz: Joey: He is just taking him apart, in a technical manner. I love it.


*With Regal down on the mat, Raven locks in a Chinlock, and wrenches on the neck of Regal, using all his weight to punish to upper back and neck*



JR: Raven is in control early on, looks like Regal met his match in the brawling department, and in the technical department.


*The crowd cheers on Regal as he tries to power out the hold. Raven pulls back and wrenches even harder, to the crowds delight*



Tazz: Seems like the crowd is fully behind our champion, and why wouldn't they. Raven is awesome!


JR: Settle down there Tazz.


*The sold out crowd continues to chant for Regal as he is able to make it to a vertical base and elbows Raven in the midsection, allowing him to escape the hold*




*Regal recovers and knocks Raven down with a clothesline and Raven gets up and Regal knocks him down with another one*



Tazz: Raven keeps getting up for more.


*Regal grabs Raven and locks him in a rear headlock*



JR: Now, Regal works the ground game.


Tazz: He is trying to wear down Raven, which is a lot harder than it seems, Raven is very resilient, and can take a lot of punishment.




*Regal tightens the grip on Raven, who groans in agony as the crowd begins a loud "Raven" chant*


JR: Raven seems to be in pain.


*Regal lets go of the hold and grabs Raven and hoists him up and over with a gutwrench.*


Tazz: Regal is working over the midsection of Raven.



*Regal goes to lift Raven off the canvas, as Raven rakes the eyes, and downs Regal with a DDT*



Tazz: Where did that come from?


JR: It might not be the most ethical choice, but, it is damn effective. Raven is a thinking man's champion.



*Raven looks down at the prone body of Regal and rushes to the corner and crouches down*



Tazz: Dark Assassin time?



*Raven motions his hand for Regal to get up as the crowd cheers loudly*



JR: Raven is going to end the match now, iff he connets, it's all over



*Raven continues to await for Regal to get up, his gaze locked on Regal who begins to slowly get up. As Regal manages to turn around, Raven lunges but Regal side steps and sends Raven crashing into the turnbuckle as both men are down*




JR: Raven crashed and burned. Both men are down and out.




*With both men down the ref begins his 10 count*


Tazz: Will they both be able to beat the count?


*Raven and Regal both make it to a vertical base at the count of 7 as they begin to trade right hands*



Tazz: Down and dirty brawl, this is what the people paid to see.


*Raven seems to have Regal rocking, but, Regal ducks a punch and hits Raven with a knee to the side of the head as he falls to the mat with a thud*



JR: What a shot. Raven seems to be out.


*Regal goes to cover Raven, but he manages to kick out at the last second.


*Raven lies on the canvas as Regal locks in the dreaded Regal Stretch*



Tazz: That hold hurts, believe me.


*Seeming to be in of pain, Raven's hand rises in the air as the crowd chants for him to hold on*



Tazz: Fight it Raven, fight it.



*Raven manages to use his upper body strength to pull himself to the bottom rope as the crowd cheers loudly causing Regal to let go of the hold*


JR: Raven got to the ropes, Regal is livid.


*Regal is shown badmouthing the ref as Raven is shown getting to a vertical base*


Tazz: But, has the damage been done? What does Raven have left?


*Regal is still arguing as the ref, as he turns around quickly as sees Raven rushing at him and hits him with a Dark Assassin out of no where*



Tazz: DARK ASSASSIN!!


JR: It's gotta be it.



*Raven drapes an arm over Regal, as he gets the pinfall*



Lilian: Here is your winner, Raven!!!


*Raven's music hits as he slowly gets up and is handed his title. He holds it up high as the crowd cheers loudly as we see instant replays of the high spots. Back live Raven is shown celebrating his win on the ramp as the fans continue to cheer*



Winner: Raven via Pinfall (11:00)

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

*As soon as Raven begins his celebration, Punk and Iser sprint down the ramp and immedietely attack Raven.*

JR: Those damn sharks are sensing blood on a weakened Raven.

*Iser and Punk are stomping on Raven's left knee*

Iser: Remember this? You did this to me, and now we're sending YOU in an ambulence straight to HELL!

*Iser applies a sharpshooter onto Raven as Punk stomps on Raven's head and the fans boo.*

Tazz: Get some damn help!

JR: They're trying to break Raven in half! This is sacreligious!

*Regal approaches the mayham and seems like he's going to stop it by raising his fist at Punk, who backs off.*

JR: Regal's going to save him, Tazz, you can look now.

*Regal instead starts stomping away at Raven's head as well as Iser cranks up the pressure on the sharpshooter. Punk starts putting the badmouth to Raven as the fans hiss and boos quite loudly.*

Punk: This proves that straight edge means I'm better tha---

*You think you know me*

JR: What the?

Tazz: We haven't heard that in a long time.

*Edge sprints down to the ring, armed with a chair, as the fans go insane*

JR: Edge is back!

Tazz: and he's got a score to settle with the GM.

*Edge cracks Regal in the head with the chair first. Punk bails, and as soon as Iser lets go of the sharpshooter, he's smacked in the head with the chair. Edge helps the XWA champ to his feet as the crowd loudly begins to chant Edge.*

JR: That's who Raven was referencing.

Tazz: Punk against Raven, and Edge against the GM? What a blockbuster Unforgiven will be!

JR: Good night ladies and gentlemen.