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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Apr 18, 2009 20:03:08 GMT -5
Lance Storm vs Batista in a Submission match
Randy Orton vs Braden Walker
A Raven promo
Steven Richards vs Kozlov
Mania Announcements
The World's Greatest Tag Team vs Raven and GM Iser
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on May 10, 2009 15:07:32 GMT -5
Joey: Welcome to Breakdown, and we already have Batista in the ring for his first match.
JBL: He's a classic example of a million dollar body and a brain that isn't even worth a cent in the Mexican Economy!
*Lance Storm's music begins to play as the fans begin to boo. Storm comes out carrying a Canadian flag as the fans throw empty plastic cups at him*
Joey: Doing what Storm is doing is a sin in the state of New York. We're in Albany for those who care.
JBL: Albany is a second rate knock off to my hometown in New York. Go ahead and piss these sons a bitches off, Lance. Hail Canada.
*Lance enters the ring, and Batista trys to charge at Lance, who just nails Batista with the flag across the gut and Batista falls*
JBL: Read my new shirt.
*JBL flashes his new shirt. It reads Batista + Moving = Fail*
Joey: ...
*Lance just applys a sharpshooter and Batista taps*
Joey: That's it?
JBL: Just read the damn shirt and it explains everything.
*Lance waves the Canadian flag for more heat as B.D. goes to commercial for the first time, promoting Raven's new shirt that he's been wearing the last couple of weeks*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on May 10, 2009 15:16:27 GMT -5
*The commercial ends as we see Braden Walker trip over his own lard sticking out from his ring gear as he enters the ring*
JBL: Jesus christ. I need a new shirt.
*JBL changes into a new shirt that reads 'Walker fears exercise bikes!*
Joey: ...
*I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD...*
The fans give a mixed reaction to Orton who is walking down to the ring right now. Walker slides under the ropes and almost gets stuck as Orton walks to the ring coldly.
Joey: This is going to be a slaughter...
JBL: Maybe we can drop Walker's dead body to Mexico to prevent people like Rey Mysterio from crossing the border ever again.
*Orton enters the ring and Walker trys to re enter but Orton catches Walker with a dangerous DDT*
Joey: Good God.
*Orton then puts Walker on his knees since he is out*
JBL: This is better than a Roman execution, Joey!
Joey: I'm going to be ill.
*Orton then punts Walker in the head and covers for the easy win*
Joey: It was a slaughter.
*Orton poses as the fans give him a mixed reaction as Walker is not moving at all*
JBL: Take him to Mexico.
*Orton leaves and then the EMTs come to get Walker. They put Walker on a strecher, and the fans follow the tradition by throwing Sonics wrappers at the fallen Walker*
JBL: As Raven would say. Nananana. Nananana! Hey, hey, hey! GET THE FUCK OUT!
Joey: We got another monster right next to me...just cut to commercial.
*Commercials promoting...more Dead Pool items*
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on May 10, 2009 16:06:48 GMT -5
*Back from commercials we are taken backstage, as Raven smugly grins to the camera as the fans in attendence boo loudly*
Raven: Yes, I know what you people are thinking, and, yes it's true. I have the #1 selling shirt in XWA. But, I am no here to brag about my shirt, no, I am here to talk about my match tonight. It's quite fitting, I have to team with my Wrestlemania opponent, against two people who have been on my bad side as of late. Shelton, we all know you are still bitter over the fact that I beat you, not only that, but, proved I was right all along. You are just a flash in the pan, and, in time, no one will remember you.
*Raven grins as he runs his hand through in blond hair*
Raven: As for you Haas, I already put you in your place, but, I have no problems with doing so again. I will really make sure, that you never get the chance to impersonate anyone ever again.
*A gleam of ire traces Raven's green eyes as he smoothes out the wrinkles in his shirt*
Raven: As for you Iser, if I were you, I'd make sure to stay out of my way. We might be partners tonight, but make no mistake about it, I have no problems taking you out of the title picture before Wrestlemania. Knowing you, you problaby made this match, to make sure nothing happens to you before the Pay Per View. You never know, I might have to change that plan.
*Raven chuckles as the crowd continues to boo*
Raven: Enough of this, I am sick of you pathetic sheep, or, should I call you all Pigs. Yes, I will go with that, maybe in doing so, you will all contract Swine Flu. You all deserve it, for not giving me the respect I deserve. Just you wait, when I regain my title, I am going to make sure all of you people regret not respecting me.
*Raven glares daggers at the camera as the crowd boos in a frenzy*
Raven:You are all lucky, that I am obligated to compete tonight, if it were up to me, I wouldn't step foot in this state, even if you biased New York Taxi cab riding baffons paid me. It's an utter travesty that I have to appear in this toxic waste of a town. I mean, what is so great about Albany? NOTHING. The Pizza here sucks, baseball is lame, I am tired of hearing about A-Rod. All of you people hail him as the holy savior of a sport that no one cares about.
*The crowd starts chanting "Asshole" towards Raven as he gets impatient*
Raven: I have had it, I will see you all out there for my match. The sooner it ends, the sooner I can get out of this place... may Albany contract SARS and self implode off the planet.
*Raven quickly exits the line of sight, as the feed goes blank*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on May 10, 2009 16:14:45 GMT -5
*Stevie Richards defeats Koz during the commercial time because Koz was so awful*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on May 10, 2009 16:21:10 GMT -5
*The old WGTT music plays as the fans cheer wildly as Haas and Benjamin come out.*
Joey: They're in old World's Greatest Tag Team gear, and I wonder why the GM made this match.
JBL: I think, despite Raven bashing him, that their egos will be in control enough to rid two people who have iritated both of them as of late.
Joey: Haas is no longer impersonating anybody...thank God.
JBL: Yeah, if he would've impersonated me, I would've killed him.
Joey: You did on RAW one time.
*The lights dim a bit as 'Psychosocial' begins to play on the P.A. system*
Joey: Here comes the champion.
JBL: He's even more depraved than usual...
*The GM appears on the ramp, with a cold glare...wearing a black kilt, his black hair tied back, and wearing some black face paint. He is met with a fairly positive reaction, but it's loud and very mixed.*
Joey: Something has snapped in him as of late, John. I can't figure it out.
JBL: Maybe it's hearing you bitch.
Joey: ...
JBL: I liked you better when you got a Chaos Theory...but hey, you're better than hearing someone yell BY GAWD every fifteen seconds.
*The GM waits on the outside of the ring for his partner*
Joey: The Dark Lord is coming...and I don't like it.
*Suck it Up begins to play live as the fans boo rabidly as Raven appears through the smoke. He walks down the ramp as some of the Albany fans flip him the bird. Raven just poses on the ramp and a bunch of pyro goes off behind him.*
JBL: Raven is here, and it's time to respect that.
Joey: Oh God...I wish you and Tazz would stop drinking what Raven's been putting in your cups so to speak.
JBL: You're just mad that all you get is RVD's happy grass.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on May 27, 2009 22:01:24 GMT -5
Raven and Iser defeated WGTT by pinfall after Raven gave Charlie Haas a Dark Assassin. After the match, the fans gasped when Iser layed Raven out with a Chaos Theory for revenge. The fans don't really know who to pick in this fued as Iser leaves to a mixed reaction.
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