RE: Pokemon Teams Moved.

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

Raven's squad: Totodile, Eevee, Starly, Roselia, Houndour, Dratini

Three in the box: Sneasel, Zubat, Ralts

Down the road: Magmar, Slowpoke, Riolu

Iser's squad: Torchic, Pidgey, Ralts, Carvanah, Larvitar, Lapras

Three in the box: Ponyta, Abra, Heracross

Down the road: Riolu, Bagon, Eevee

Billdozer's squad: Bulbasaur, Mareep, Taillow, Gastly, Teddiursa, Corphish

Three in the box: Poliwag, Skarmory, Drowzee

For later: Riolu, *Two more to be decided later*

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

A quant day where we see a kid in his teens, wearing a WVU hat, some black jeans, and a standard black shirt there stands in the hallway. He walks out of his house, with an ambitious look on his face.

"Time to acheive my destiny" he says aloud.

He then starts walking to his left, and we see a giant building. The kid enters the building and he sees two more people.

"Who are you guys?" the kid wearing the hat introgates.

One person has the long blond hair, with an arrogent demenor, and the other has a bit of a very volitle demenor.

"Raven" the arrogent kid says.

"Billdozer" the other one replies.

"Just call me Seth, then."

"Why the hell are we here?" Raven grumbles, "I'm too good looking to wait."

Just then, we see a professor walk in. He has grey hair, and a white lab coat. He's carrying a trey with three pokeballs in it.

"I see all three of you are here." the old man grumbles. "I'm professor Oak, a well known pokemon professor."

Oak puts the three pokeballs on the table.

"I'm going to let you each have a pokemon" the professor continues "...under the condition you fill out a pokedex for me."

Raven, Billdozer, and Seth glance at eachother and then nod their heads at Oak.

"So...Raven...which one do you want? The water pokemon, Totodile, the fire pokemon Torchic, or the Grass pokemon Bulbasaur?"

Raven replies instantly with an arrogent grin. "Totodile."

Professor Oak hands Raven the pokeball containing Totodile.

"What about you, Seth?" Oak asks once more, same tone.

"Uh...I'll take Torchic myself." Seth replys.

Oak hands the pokeball containing Torchic to Seth, and then hands Billdozer the pokeball containing Bulbasaur.

"Take care of those three pokemon." Oak replys as the three begin to walk out of the lab, swiping the pokedexes off the counter at Oak's request on the way out.

The group of three exit the lab and see an area with all these pokemon flying around.

"I guess it all starts." Seth remarks.

"Indeed." Raven replies.

"I hope we don't run into a bunch of idiots..." Balls mutters.

Suddenly three kids wearing all blue approach them. They appear to have eaten too many donuts.

"Too late..." Raven remarks.

"Stop" remarks one of the kids. "The three of us challenge you to one on one a piece."

"I'll whip your ass." Raven replys immedietely, "Let's go, Tubby McGwire."

The one kid steps in and sends out a Bidoof. Raven starts to snicker.

"Are you serious? Kid, you are PATHETIC!" Raven taunts.

Raven sends out Totodile.

"Bidoof! Tackle!"

The Bidoof goes to tackle Totodile and misses as Raven gets even more confident.

"Water Gun, Totodile." Raven commands, calmly.

Totodile connects with the water gun and the Bidoof faints.

"HAH! YOU FAIL, KID!" Raven yells, taunting and laughing as Totodile also laughs, picking up on Raven's mannerisims.

"My turn." Seth remarks as he steps in as another kid steps in. He sends out a Pikachu.

"Fine...let's go." Seth replies before sending out Torchic.

"Pikachu, Growl!"

Pikachu growls and it lowers Torchic's physical attack.

"Ember." Seth commands.

Torchic does a scorching ember attack and connects. Pikachu starts running around as the fire hasn't went out on it's tail. Raven and Billdozer begin to laugh at the Pikachu.

"Calm down, Pikachu!" the opposing trainer whines.

"Ember again." Seth replys, sternly.

Torchic embers Pikachu again, knocking it out.

"OH MAN!" the kid crys as Seth returns Torchic into it's ball and allows Billdozer into the picture.

The third kid walks into the picture and sends out a Geodude. Billdozer then sends out Bulbasaur.

"Tackle, Geodude!" the cubby kid commans.

Geodude tackles Bulbasaur, but Bulbasaur lands on it's feet.

"Vine whip." Billdozer commands.

Bulbasaur's vinewhip connects, knocking Geodude out.

"Oh man!" the kid moans, "You three are too good at this!"

"Hand over your money, you little brats!" Billdozer threatens.

The three kids hand Raven, Billdozer, and Seth about fifty bucks each in pokedollars.

"Poor little brats, your pokemon are weak, as are you." Billdozer remarks as he puts his money in his pocket.

The three chubby kids run away as Raven, Seth, and Billdozer go down the path...begining their journey.

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Raven, Billdozer, and Seth start walking down the pathway.

Billdozer: Where the fuck is the nearest beer store?

Seth: Can't stay sober for five minutes eh?

Billdozer: Fuck no!

Raven: You still reek of alcohol...but I reek of the word, awesome.

Seth then shrugs his shoulders.

Seth: Man...I think we all better add to our teams...I mean our starters are great...but they can't hold up against their elemental weaknesses yet.

Raven: Indeed.

Billdozer: I don't care about that right now, I want my fucking beer.

An Eevee runs out from the woods, looking a bit angry toward Billdozer.

Billdozer: What the fuck does this normal type pokemon want?

Eevee then charges up and quick attacks the big man to the ground.

Seth: Holy shit.

Raven: This one is mine, guys.

Seth: As you wish, Dark Lord.

*Seth takes a step out of the way as Billdozer wipes the dirt off his shirt, shaking off the effects of that quick attack*

Raven: I know just what to do. I am the Dark Lord after all.

*Raven sends out Totodile for battle*

Eevee quick attacks Totodile.

Raven: Smart ass isn't he. Totodile, Scary face.

*Totodile does so, and it slows down the Eevee*

Raven: Good, now Water gun.

*Totodile hits a water gun attack now knocking the Eevee down*

*Eevee then tackles Totodile, but it doesn't do as much damage as quick attack*

Raven: Bite it now.

*Totodile hits the bite attack as Eevee starts to slow down, completely out of breath. Raven tosses a pokeball now. It shakes around a couple times, but it stops, showing he caught it*

Raven: Awesome.

Seth: Nice one.

Billdozer: That's one for the Dark Lord.

Raven: Indeed, and I know I won't use any stones to evolve this one...I already have it planned out.

Seth: Heh...I think I know where you are going.

*The trio then walks back down the road*

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Quick updates: Raven has caught a Starly...and his Totodile has evolved into Croconaw. Starly soon evolved into Staravia. For Iser, he has caught a Pidgey and a Ralts...his Ralts has evolved into Kirlia, his Pidgey into Pidgeotto, and his Torchic into Combuskin. For Billdozer, he has caught Tailow and Mareep. Only his starter has evolved...into Ivysaur. Soon after this, Raven has caught a Roselia giving him the most pokemon. Raven has also been training Eevee during the day only...a sign of things to come? We will soon join them as they arrive in Oreburgh City to get their first badge.

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

The trio begins to arrive at Oreburgh City.

Billdozer: Awesome, a city so I can get some damn beer!

*Billdozer sprints as fast as he can as Raven and Iser just chuckle at themselves as he runs into the store to get some.*

Iser: If he gets drunk and battles one of us for sparing...he will lose again.

Raven: Indeed he would.

*After hearing their voices, we then see Raven and Iser coming from the mountain...with a pair of Zubat following them for a challenge*

Iser: Here we go again...

*Iser sends out his Pidgeotto, as Raven sends out his Staravia. The Zubat seem a little intimidated but they swoop in...*

Raven and Iser: Aerial Ace.

The two bird pokemon hit an Aerial Ace on a Zubat, knocking them both out.

Raven: Too bad we can't do this against Roark, the rock trainer...I got other pokemon to do the job though.

Iser: I got a few things in mind, too.

*Billdozer returns, drinking a bottle of Budwiser...Raven and Iser nod at their bird pokemon before returning them both to their pokeballs. Suddenly, two trainers wearing all blue approach them.*

Trainer one: We challenge two of you for a pair of one on one battles.

Raven: You're asses are gonna get uberly pwnt.

Iser: Yeah, I'll take the other one on.

*The first trainer steps up as Raven gets a smile on his face. He sends out his recently caught Roselia and we see that it's a little bigger than a normal Roselia. The opposing trainer sends out a Bidoof*

Raven: Is this a fucking joke? I will have no problem in sending you back crying to your mother, wishing you were never born...and you give us money too.

Trainer 1: We'll see...

Raven: Roselia...Sleeping Powder.

*The sleeping powder connects as Bidoof falls asleep*

Trainer 1: Oh no...WAKE UP!

*Bidoof doesn't awake. Roselia and Raven then both smile calmly*

Raven: Magical Leaf.

*Roselia sends out a barade of leaves turning multiple colors as they shoot out, and it knocks out the Bidoof*

Trainer 1: OH NO! My partner will get revenge on you meanies...

*Trainer 2 steps up as Seth Iser steps up, looking a little depressed*

Iser: Not one trainer I've faced has posed even a remote challenge...

*Iser sends out his Combusken, who is raring to go. Iser then gets a smirk on his face. Trainer 2 sends out Kricketune*

Trainer 1: ALRIGHT, THIS IS THE BEST POKEMON WE BOTH HAVE!

Iser: Flamethrower.

*Combusken shoots out a flamethrower that connects and knocks out the Kricketune*

Trainer 2: WHAT!?

Trainer 1: NO WAY!

Raven: You two equal Epic FAIL!

*The two trainers each hand Raven and Iser about two thousand dollars each. The two trainers leave the area as the trio then walk into the pokemon center to heal the pokemon to FULL health.*

Billdozer: Who is gonna battle Roark first?

Iser: I'll go first.

Raven: Fine, I'm second, and Billdozer closes.

Billdozer: I guess I better sober up for the battle, then.

*TBC*

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

The trio soon enter the pokemon gym. Seth enters first as he is challenging today. Raven and Billdozer take a seat in the audience portion. Soon, Roark walks in to welcome the trio.

Roark: Welcome, it's actually quite often I get challengers, but not many have challenged me lately. My Cranidos has knocked out many challengers...but the last couple haven't even gotten by Onix and Geodude.

Iser just smirks.

Iser: Just shine up the gym badge real nice for me, bro...'cause it's gonna be mine. That is a promise.

Roark: No shortage in confidence, huh. Well, let's begin.

Iser then steps up to the battle area. He looks around to see it's a rock field.

Roark: Whenever you are ready.

Iser: Time for a surprise...let's go Pidgeotto.

*Iser sends Pidgeotto out as Roark looks on in shock*

Roark: You do know I specialize in rock pokemon, right?

Iser: Type matchups between the actual pokemon aren't everything...that's one thing Raven taught me during the traveling...you'll find out.

Roark: If you insist...let's go Geodude.

*Roark sends out Geodude*

Iser: Let's go Pidgeotto, Steel Wing.

Roark: What?

*Pidgeotto connects with a Steel Wing, dealing HEAVY damage to Geodude, but not quite fainting it yet.*

Roark: Ok, Geodude, tackle!

*Geodude connects with the tackle to send Pidgeotto back, but it uses it's legs to bounce off the wall and fly back at Geodude faster than the last time*

Iser: Finish with Steel Wing again.

*Pidgeotto again hits the steel wing, this time knocking Geodude out.*

Roark: Wow, impressive...it's rare that I see a flying type knock out my Geodude.

Iser: Thank you...and I didn't mean to tell you I told you so...but I told you so.

We then hear Billdozer and Raven engage in a quick conversation.

Billdozer: That Geodude must be weak.

Raven: Aren't most?

Billdozer: Good point.

Raven: Normal attacks don't do shit against Geodude, but that was a Steel attack...and that just pwns them.

Billdozer: Damn right they do...but could I get a beer.

Raven: You need to stay sober for your match against him later.

Billdozer: Fuck.

Roark: You ready for the second pokemon?

Iser: Bring it.

*Roark sends out an Onix*

Raven: This doesn't surprise me...typical rock type.

Iser: Pidgeotto...you may return.

*Iser returns Pidgeotto*

Roark: I guess you don't want to risk it twice.

Iser: No...I think I'll go for my ace now.

*Iser flashes a smile*

Iser: Let's go Combusken.

*Iser sends out Combusken*

Roark: A fire type, eh?

Iser: That's just the half of it, let's start now.

Roark: Alright, Onix...bind that Combusken.

*Onix goes in to try to bind Combusken, but Combusken jumps over the bind, dodging it*

Roark: That thing is fast.

Iser: Damn right. Let's go Double kick.

Roark: That's a fighting move.

Iser: Hell yeah.

*Combusken connects with a double kick, sending the giant Onix back a bit*

Roark: Tackle it!

*Onix hits the tackle sending Combusken back a bit, but it lands on it's feet, damaged just a little*

Iser: Flamethrower.

*Combusken lets out a huge flamethrower, engulfing the Onix in the flame, soon Onix faints, burnt quite a bit.*

Roark: That's two...wow.

*We then hear Raven and Billdozer talk somemore.*

Raven: If he thinks this is bad, wait until my Roselia and Croconaw mop the floor with him.

Billdozer: Don't forget about my Ivysaur!

Raven: Who can't? That thing just killed that one wild Bidoof with a razor leaf that just sent it flying into the water.

Billdozer: It's just a damn Bidoof though...a bad beaver pokemon.

Raven: Indeed.

Roark: Fine...you ready for MY ace?

Iser: It'll be more like the joker card, but I fucking ain't back'n down.

Roark: CRANIDOS! Let's go!

*He sents out Cranidos*

Iser: I'm sticking with Combusken...somebody break out the broom 'cause this will be a sweep.

Roark: Headbutt.

Iser: Double Kick.

*Cranidos hits the headbutt, sending Combusken back a little, but Combusken hits a double kick to send Cranidos way back.*

Roark: Darn double kick...let's go ZEN HEADBUTT!

*Cranidos connects with the Zen Headbutt, sending Combusken down to the ground because of the type of move it was hit with.*

Billdozer: That looks like a normal headbutt to me...

Raven: It's got a psychic element to it...and Combusken is part fighting, bro...so it just got smacked there.

Iser: Combusken ain't quite done yet. Flamethrower.

*The Flamethrower connects on Cranidos and it engulfs him in flames.*

Roark: Headbutt again.

*The regular headbutt connects on Combusken, but because it was burned, it was greatly weakened*

Iser: Double Kick.

*Combusken hits the double kick and it knocks Cranidos out*

Iser: Hell yeah.

Raven: That's one of us down...two to go.

Billdozer: Ours will be easier due to the type advantages we have.

Raven: Indeed it will.

*Roark gives Iser the first badge...and Iser puts it in his badge case*

Iser: I'm not some dumbass cunt who wears his badges on his gay ass coat.

*The four men chuckle a bit*

Roark: I'm guessing the other two want their cracks at me.

Billdozer: Hell fucking yeah we do.

Raven: Indeed we do.

Roark: Let me heal my pokemon up and we'll battle later.

Raven: Fine.

Billdozer: After we battle, I can finally have my damn beer!

Raven: Just don't make out with a french maid again...that was bad.

*The trio wait as Roark leaves the gym to go heal his crew*

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

(Quick results: Raven and Billdozer got their badges with ease. Raven used Roselia/Croconaw and Billdozer swept with Ivysaur. We now join them as they leave.)

The trio leave the gym, as cocky as ever.

Raven: Badge one already! This is easy!

Seth: Indeed.

Raven: That's my line.

Billdozer: Best of all was, we each got about four thousand dollars for the win. I can get fucked up on beer for weeks!

Seth: We need great balls and potions, Billdozer.

Billdozer: For what?

Seth: You think we have enough pokemon for everything?

Billdozer: For now, yeah, that can wait.

Raven: The hell it can't, I got more shit to prove. I need more pokemon.

Billdozer: Well, I NEED MY FUCKING BEER!

Raven: Well, let Seth get his shit and we'll be out of he---

The trio then hear a pokemon shouting in a rage in the distance.

Seth: What the hell is that?

*The trio then walk down from where the sound came from as we see an outburst of fire shooting from everywhich direction*

Raven: I should've brought marshmellows.

Seth: Yeah, but Billdozer ate them all...

Billdozer: So? Drinking beer makes me hungry.

Seth: That's what my sister said...and she got obese.

*We then hear a kid's voice in the distance*

: Go, Ralts!

*The trio then see Wally battling a Houndour that is shooting fire everywhere, with his Ralts.*

Seth: The kid is a douche.

Raven: Only a dumbass sends a RALTS against a Houndour!

Billdozer: I've never seen either of those pokemon in my life.

Seth: Well, watch.

Wally: Ralts, confusion!

*Ralts uses confusion and Houndour seems unaffected by it at all. The Houndour responds by biting the Ralts which KOs it.*

Wally: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Wally breaks down and crys as he returns his Ralts. Houndour then uses a vicious looking Flamethrower at Wally which connects and knocks him out*

Raven: This is one awesome wild pokemon. It's on a complete rampage.

Seth: I already have a fire type, so I ain't catching that one. I need a water type anyway.

Billdozer: I never have seen it so...Raven, if you want it.

Raven: Damn straight fool, I want it.

Raven then steps up to the Houndour, but the Houndour mysteriously doesn't act as angry toward Raven as if a sign of respect.

Billdozer: I think the Houndour just jizzed itself.

Seth: What the fuck.

Billdozer: It's slang dawg.

Seth: Damn alcoholics...besides, if anybody just jizzed themself, it's Wally.

Raven: Let's try something instead of the easy one hit shot...let's go Eevee. Let's kick some ass.

*Raven sends out Eevee.*

Raven: Start with a Quick Attack.

*Eevee nails a Quick attack on Houndour, which knocks it back a bit, but Houndour buckles in and responds with a flamethrower which nails Eevee hard.*

Raven: Damn, it's one strong Houndour. I think I should've went Croconaw, but whatever...it's still all good. Eevee, sand attack.

*Eevee kicks sand into the Houndour's eyes, and the Houndour then uses a flamethrower attack, but it doesn't hit Eevee...it hits Wally again.*

Seth: I smell a babybacked bitch.

Billdozer: I want some BBQ ribs, not a BBB.

Seth: What the hell...

Raven: Alright, one more quick attack Eevee.

*Eevee nails Houndour with one of the hardest quick attacks it has ever done. Soon, Raven expertly tosses the last pokemon that the group has at the Houndour. It moves around a bit before stopping as Raven smiles at his new additon.*

Raven: Awesome, I got a Houndour now.

Seth then notices something about the Eevee.

Seth: Dude, Eevee isn't moving right now.

Billdozer: Did it steal my beer?

Raven: Hm...

*Soon, the Eevee starts glowing and changing forms*

Seth: It's the day time so it's...turning into...

Billdozer: What? I thought could only turn via a stone.

Seth: Wrong...

Raven: It's...Espeon!

The newly formed Espeon then turns to Raven and the duo then start laughing at Wally's misfortune.

Seth: Damn, got all the mannerisims and everything. I see some water...I'm gonna try my new rod out...wish me luck.

Billdozer: Here is to many Magikarp.

Seth: I'll just give them to Wally. His team would actually improve!

Raven: I think I'll watch you for a laugh.

Billdozer: Ditto.

Seth: What a shitty pokemon...

*Seth hands to the little pond of water and starts fishing for his water type*

Raven: Damn this is boring.

Billdozer: I need beer and some whores.

*A couple hours pass as all Seth has caught thus far has been Magikarp*

Seth: This is motherfucking bullshit. Fucking piss licking, faggot fucking cunt faced Magikarp!

Raven: Now, it's entertaining!

*Seth then feels a snag on his rod and reels it in to reveal a Carvanah!*

Raven: Ooo! That's not a Magikarp!

Billdozer: Looks like another fish.

Seth: Hehe, this one's mine.

*Seth then sends out his Ralts*

Raven: You just Wally'd.

Seth: Watch this. Ralts, Shock Wave.

Raven: What the hell?

*Ralts uses Shock Wave which zaps Carvanah into submission. Seth then sees a kid wearing school gear walking by and snatches a pokeball from him.*

Kid: Hey!

Seth: I'll take this thank-you very much.

*Seth then tosses the pokeball at the Carvanah and catches it with ease.*

Kid: I WANT MY POKEBALL AND THE POKEMON YOU JUST CAUGHT WITH IT NOW!

Seth: Battle me over it, bitchass.

Kid: Fine. You will lose!

Seth: Eat shit and die.

Kid: You're a meanie! Go my Nosepass!

Raven: What the hell!?

Seth: This might be interesting...let's go Pidgotto.

Kid: Haha! You dumb-dumb, flying types are weak to rock types! I will win easily now.

Seth: Go ahead and name your first move.

Kid: Tackle.

*The Nosepass trys to tackle the Pidgeotto but misses*

Seth: My turn...Steel Wing.

*The Pidgeotto nails the Nosepass HARD with a steel wing knocking it out. The kid looks like he's about to cry.*

Kid: But...but...that was my prized pokemon...

Seth: Prized my ass. Where's my money, you lost.

Kid: I only have a dollar.

*The kid hands Seth a dollar*

Seth: Can't say I'm surprised.

Raven: Neither am I because he is a complete LOSER!

*Raven does a devils horn taunt and he and his Espeon laugh at the kid as he storms off*

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Quick update: More catches and evolutions. Iser's Ralts has evolved into Kirlia...and Raven has added a Houndoom. Billdozer has caught all the 'jobber' pokemon to try to prove a point...and then he did catch a Gastly...and it quickly evolved into Haunter.

*The trio begin walking toward a forest area and they see familar characters*

Raven: Holy shit.

Iser: Is this a joke?

Billdozer: Am I sober or is that Ash, Dawn, and Brock?

Iser: This will be interesting.

*Ash sees the trio and informs the others*

Ash: Who are you?

Raven: The guy who will kick your ass.

Ash: What!?

Raven: ...and you too toots.

Dawn: That's just mean.

Iser: Suck a dick.

Dawn: ...*has a face that looks like she might cry*

Ash: Alright, I've had it! Two on two, right now!

Raven: I don't think you know what you are getting yourself into, boy.

Iser: We accept...Brock will ref.

Brock: Uh...sure.

*Ash commands that his Pikachu come out as Dawn sends out Pachirisu*

Iser: They're using the same type, Raven...should we?

Raven: We shall.

*Raven sends out Espeon immedietely and Iser responds by sending out his Kirlia*

Iser: Go ahead and open.

Ash: Pikachu, use thunderbolt!

Dawn: You use Discharge, Pachirisu.

*Raven and Iser both sigh as both electrical attacks are launched and they connect on Espeon but don't do any damage to him.*

Ash: WHAT!?

Dawn: No way...

Raven: Dumbasses.

*Iser gets a smile on his face*

Iser: Psychic on Pachirisu now, Kirlia.

*Kirlia uses Psychic and it knocks the Pachirisu out.*

Raven: For good measure...Shadow Ball that Pachirisu.

*Espeon launches a wicked Shadow Ball that connects on the already knocked out Pachirisu*

Brock: Pachirisu is unable to battle.

*Ash looks a little solemn now.*

Iser: Come on...

Ash: Volt Tackle that Kirlia!

*Pikachu goes to Volt Tackle the Kirlia but the move misses*

Iser: Hypnosis...Kirlia.

*Kirlia's Hypnosis connects on Pikachu as it falls asleep*

Ash: No way!

Raven: Go ahead and take it, Seth. Espeon is enjoying laughing at how pathetic the Pikachu is.

Iser: Dream Eater, Kirlia.

*Kirlia does a dream eater and Pikachu falls straight to the ground, completely knocked out*

Brock: Pikachu is unable to battle...the winner is Raven and Iser...

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

*The trio soon walks into Eterna Forest*

Billdozer: Bug types are gay.

Raven: I agree. Why are psychics weak to them?

Iser: Because Japan needed a boner to jerk off to or something. I don't know...

Raven: I should have Espeon just...

*Raven sends out Espeon and sees a Wurmple*

Raven: PSYCHIC!

*Espeon uses Psychic on that Wurmple and knocks it out with ease*

Raven: Weak to bugs my ass.

*Raven sees something with a green tip in the end behind a bush. The rest of the crew notices this.*

Billdozer: Must be a Metapod.

Iser: Metapods don't walk...

*The green pokemon goes through the bush and it's a Larvitar, and it appears lost*

Iser: What the hell? That's a pokemon you'd see in the desert with the sandstorms and shit.

*Larvitar seems very freaked out at the three humans and the Espeon it sees and flees immedietely*

Iser: Damn.

Raven: Was it something we said?

Billdozer: Was it my Budwiser?

*Soon, we see a female approach the trio and it's Cheryl*

Cheryl: Hi. I can't get through the forest by myself.

Iser: The grass looks like a bed and that rock looks like a good pillow. I don't want to hear this sob story.

Cheryl: That's just rude.

Raven: How about this, toots. If you beat me in a battle, we'll escort your skank ass through this forest. If you lose, you can go back to blowing director dick.

Cheryl: ...fine!

*Cheryl sends out her Chansey and Raven decides to use Espeon who is already out*

Cheryl: Chansey, refresh!

*Chansey uses refresh and it does nothing*

Billdozer: WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF ATTACK WAS THAT!? IT'S AS WORTHLESS AS A MAGIKARP SPLASH!

Raven: The Dark Lord does not approve.

Iser: The Messiah of Human Torture doesn't either.

Raven: Hey, I'm the only one who talks in third person here.

Iser: Fine, continue.

Raven: Let's end this fast. Use psychic.

*Espeon uses a Psychic and the force throws Chansey onto Cheryl*

Iser: Epic win.

*Cheryl is getting crushed from Chansey's weight*

Cheryl: Help! I'll do anything to reach for my pokeball and get my pokemon off me!

Raven: You heard her, Billdozer. She'll give you a blow job and beer.

Billdozer: Not even a keg of budwiser is worth that.

Iser: Let's just proceed. I gotta find that Larvit--wait...I'm going on a sky search here.

Raven: Sky search?

*Iser sends out Pidgeotto*

Raven: Oh, I knew that was coming.

Iser: I'll see you two in a few. Just laugh at Cheryl's pathetic ass for me.

*Iser gets on Pidgeotto and it flys Iser into the air in search for the Larvitar*

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*Update: Raven's squad is fully caught and fully evolved minus Dragonair. Iser's squad has everyone, but Lapras and everyone except for Larvitar is fully evolved and Billdozer got drunk one too many times and is off the show for the time being*

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*The devious duo, Raven and Iser, are walking through older woods with a bunch of dead trees in the area. There are multiple gusts of wind. Raven's Espeon is walking beside him with the same cocky strut Raven has.*

Iser: Oh...

*Raven shoots Iser a glance*

Raven: Something up besides my awesomeness?

Iser: The atmosphere just feels different.

Raven: How so?

Iser: Trust me, I know.

*The two trainers walk deeper into these woods*

Raven: There are just a bunch of dead trees right now. No big freaking deal. You should know as you live near these damn things.

Iser: Just be ready.

*A flock of Pidgey fly by the group and it doesn't startle either. Iser's expression just grows more serious*

Iser: What forced them out, I wonder...

Raven: My awesomeness, what else?

*We soon see another person come into their viewpoint and he has a Gyarados out in the area and he launches a Hyper Beam toward the group of Pidgeys that flew by. Neither Raven or Iser flinch as the beam goes past them and knocks the entire group out.*

Raven: Is it Lance on crack?

*The two then approach this man*

Iser: Hm...Cyrus.

Cyrus: I'm surprised you know my name.

Raven: Your name is connected to failure. I've seen better Hyper Beams from wild Bunneary.

Cyrus: My, my, aren't we confident. It's that ego that produces strife and makes this world terrible.

*Iser just shakes his head no.*

Raven: Your parents should have used protection. Just say'n.

Cyrus: Talk all you want, but I have no business with you.

*Cyrus returns his Gyarados and walks off*

Raven: What a douche.

Iser: Hmph...the atmosphere still feels odd. It's not him.

Raven: What the hell are you sensing? I'd say you are high, but you don't do any drugs.

Iser: Let's go deeper into these woods...I think we'll find our answer there, soon enough.

*The duo, with Espeon right beside Raven, march deeper into the woods as some fog sets in*

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*Soon, the duo start to go up in elevation and the fog turns into snow.*

Raven: The Dark Lord does not approve. Neither does my Espeon.

*Espeon just makes a psychic snowball and there is a kid who happens to be near by and Espeon throws the snowball using it's psychic powers at the kid and it knocks the kid down.*

Kid: Hey! That's mean!

Raven: So? You shouldn't have been blocking our path. So get to stepping, bucko.

*The kid soon flees the scene as Raven and Iser move further up the path and night soon falls.*

Iser: Oh...

Raven: What now?

Iser: Look behind you.

*A Haunter has appeared right behind Raven and Raven turns around*

Raven: What the hell, Shadow Ball, now!

*Espeon then blasts that Haunter down with a vicious Shadow Ball*

Iser: Heh, that Espeon gets stronger everytime I see it.

Raven: I know, you don't have to speak the obvious.

*We soon hear teeth chattering near by as Iser and Raven just glance at one another*

Iser: The fuck?

*We soon see a Snorunt using Ice Beam on that same kid that Espeon drilled with the snowball and freezing the kid. The Snorunt begins to chuckle mischieviously before fleeing at the sight of Raven and Iser.*

Raven: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Espeon and Raven epic point at the frozen kid as Iser chuckles himself*

Raven: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Iser soon goes into deep thought*

Iser: The pokemon seem more vicious in this area. Attacking humans. That Haunter was about to attack Raven...that Snorunt attacked that kid...hm...what's causing all this.

Raven: That was awesome.

Iser: We can't loaf around here, Raven. We need to get going, now.

Raven: I wanted to laugh at the douche a little longer.

*We soon see Chuggaconroy approach the two*

Iser: Laugh at him, instead.

Chuggaconroy: Do you get this? A freaking Snorunt KOed my Venusaur.

Iser: I don't want to put up with your damn sob story. We have bigger issues.

Raven: Sorry, only professional trainers allowed. No amatures who lose to a Rattata!

Chuggaconroy: I will kick your butts in a battle.

Iser: You had the last one, Raven. Let me take this one.

Raven: Sure, you had to trample on my fun.

Chuggaconroy: GO, MEOW MIX!

*Conroy sends out his Persian*

Iser: Hmph...let's make this quick...Blaziken.

Conroy: What the hell!?

Iser: Sky Uppercut.

*Blaziken completely KOs that Persian with Sky Uppercut.*

Conroy: WHAT!? WHAT!? WHAT!?

Iser: Just a one on one battle and it just took one move.

*Conroy hangs his head down*

Conroy: I hate this trainer...*sniffle*

Iser: Are you going to pay me some money or what?

*Conroy angerly pays Iser half his actual money...a grand total of 4,000 pokedollars*

Iser: Not too bad.

*Conroy then stomps off dejected*

Raven: Only an idiot would use Persian in a competitive battle.

Iser: Come on, let's go. The wild pokemon here are very vicious and though we have strong pokemon in our own right, I suggest we be cautious.

Raven: Right...cautious...*snicker*

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*The duo continue to climb upwards as the snow picks up just a little bit. Neither seem to have any trouble, but Raven has returned his Espeon to his pokeball as a precaution. Iser suddenly stops walking in the snow.*

Raven: Cold?

Iser: No. Look.

*Iser points toward the front and it's a pair of pokemon approaching them. They are both rather stalky. One is an Aggron, looking rather angry. The other one is a Loudred and he's angry as well.*

Raven: Are they PMSing?

Iser: Hmph. They better let us through because I need to know what is going on ahead.

Raven: Maybe they are mad that Cyrus's father ejaculated and made Cyrus.

Iser: That's a long time to be mad, then.

*Raven and Iser sent out Staraptor and Pupitar respectively.*

Raven: Let's make it quick. Close Combat on the Loudred.

Iser: Earthquake.

*Staraptor creams Loudred with a vicious close combat that knocks it out and Pupitar lets out a vicious earthquake that shakes the entire floor and knocks out the mighty Aggron.*

Raven: Pwned again.

*Raven returns his Staraptor as Iser returns is Pupitar*

Iser: Yes.

: HEY!

Iser: The hell?

Raven: Wasn't me.

*A female with red hair approaches the duo*

Iser: Mars...am I right?

Mars: Your insulting the boss was absolutely uncalled for!

Raven: Wasn't that the girl Billdozer told to keep the tip when he was at the brothel?

*Soon, Jupiter joins Mars*

Jupiter: Don't you take anything seriously?

*Raven and Iser just glance at one another*

Raven: Maybe that was his other bitch. No wonder he got kicked out of this series.

Iser: ...Tch...yeah we disagree with your boss. Don't be surprised. Besides, he doesn't belong in the same status as a Lord and a Deity.

Raven: I'm the Dark Lord...

Iser: ...and I'm the Deity, and I think those two planets came from Cyrus's Uranius if you know what I mean.

Mars: Two on two...we'll take you out right now.

Raven: I don't want AIDS. I refuse to date epic failure turtles.

Iser: She ment battle, Raven.

Raven: Oh...I knew that.

*TBC*

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*Mars and Jupiter immedietely send out their Golbats for battle. Raven and Iser immedietely respond with Houndoom and Sharpedo, respectively*

Raven: Skanks first.

Mars: Golbat, use Air Cutter!

Jupiter: Golbat, you use Air Cutter as well!

*The pair of Golbats connect with their Air Cutters, but they don't do too much damage to Sharpedo or Houndoom.*

Iser: Ice Beam.

Raven: Thunder Fang.

*Houndoom viciously uses Thunder Fang on Mars' Golbat for a quick knockout, and Sharpedo connects with a powered up ice beam from the snowy conditions to KO the other Golbat. The ladies' faces grow red from anger.*

Mars: Grrrrrrrr...let's go Purugly!

Jupiter: Skuntank, you too!

*The duo send out their 'signature' pokemon, Purugly and Skuntank.*

Raven: I think I'll have a switch for this battle.

*Raven returns his Houndoom and sends out his Dragonair*

Iser: We must still be in the same wavelength...

*Iser also returns his Sharpedo and ends up sending out his Pupitar*

Mars: Use Slash on the Pupitar, Purugly!

Jupiter: You use Flamethrower on the Pupitar, too.

Iser: Protect.

*Pupitar uses protect to withstand the attacks without any damage*

Raven: Surf.

*Dragonair uses Surf. Pupitar is still protected from protect and Surf does major damage to Purugly and Skuntank*

Mars: Grrr...use Slash on the Dragonair, Purugly!

Jupiter: Use Sludge on the Dragonair, too.

*Both moves connect to damage the Dragonair, but it sheds its skin to cure it of any poison.*

Raven: I'm done playing around. Zen Headbutt on the Purugly.

Iser: Heh...when did he learn that?

Raven: You should know. The shards you collected, remember?

Iser: Ah...

*Dragonair knocks out the Purugly with the Zen Headbutt*

Iser: Ancient Power.

Raven: From the shards?

Iser: Yes.

*Pupitar drills the Skuntank with Ancient Power and it faints.*

Mars: ARGH!

Jupiter: Damn it!

*The duo return their pokemon*

Mars: We admit, we're no match for you, but you better watch yourselves against our boss.

Jupiter: Yeah, he will smoosh you.

*The duo flee*

Raven: That's it?

Iser: No. It's not over yet. I still have this horrible sense of dread.

*The Dragonair and the Pupitar begin to glow*

Raven: Ooo!

Iser: I think we know what's coming.

*The two then evolve into Dragonite and Tyranatar respectively.*

Iser: Heh. I feel better about our chances now.

Raven: I never doubted our chances.

Iser: Still...there's that sense of dread. I don't think it's Cyrus either. Look. Daylight hasn't been out for the past day we've been out. Night has consumed the area.

Raven: Your point?

Iser: Once we enter the cave, we'll get closer to what the cause of this issue is.

Raven: What a genius, let's just hurry up and go because I'm tired of this sense of dread you are sensing.