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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Apr 21, 2008 22:54:09 GMT -5
Kane vs Zane...street fight.
Mickie James vs Husko
The Dead Pool(Vamp/Steel) vs DEMOTED(Striker/Sabu)
GM Iser's return to the ring...he faces Adamle and Cole in a handicap match. If the annoucers win, they get to annouce all XWA shows, but if they lose...they are never gonna get a contract here.
CM Punk promo.
Rated RKO vs Tommy Dreamer and Colin
If Tim wins, he wins a contract: Raven vs Tim
Main Event, Wrestlemania rematch: Undertaker vs Kane(by order of GM Iser and Eric Bischoff)
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Apr 24, 2008 19:51:48 GMT -5
Joey: Welcome to Breakdown, I'm Joey Styles alongside John Bradshaw Layfield.
JBL: Damn right. The one thing we agree on is that we have a hell of a show for you.
'SHUT THE FUCK UP!'
Joey: Here comes a man who looks like he's ate his last meal.
JBL: He has to deal with an angry Kane, who is wrestling twice tonight. He'll want to finish him off quic-
*Before Zane can even enter the ring and is on the ramp...BOOOOOOOOOM!*
Joey: Here comes the lion...he sees the meat.
JBL: Zane said he's too sexy to ea--
*Kane chases Zane into the ring with a chain that he has around his neck.*
Zane begs off but Kane swings the chain and hits Zane in the back as hard as he can knocking him down. Kane then wraps the chain around Zane's neck and yanks him up by the end of the chain.
Joey: Oh my God...
JBL: Never felt that...glad not to ever feel that.
Kane then grabs Zane by the throat, lifts him up and chokeslams him. He covers Zane for the win.
Joey: At-least it was some what painle--
*Kane then drags the chain and Zane's carcass with him and he goes up the ramp pulling on the chain. Zane starts clutching at his neck and wiggling trying to get free but Kane won't let go and leaves.
Joey: Kane has lost it...he is hell bent on revenge on the Dead Pool.
JBL: ...even Raven has to watch out for this monster.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Apr 26, 2008 20:56:47 GMT -5
*Camera flashes back to a few days before the show*
(We are in a boiler room and we see Taker and Bearer yelling at GM Iser who is tied up in a cross)
Taker: You heard me, boy...you give me what I want or you will be sleeping with the maggots and earthworms.
The GM raises his head and he has a cut above his right eyebrow and bleeding
Iser: Burn in hell, you son of a bit--
Taker shuts the GM up with a stiff right hand.
Taker: My patience...is running thin...you give me what I want.
Bearer begins a very sadistic laugh as Taker delivers another right hand. A couple stomps are heard.
Taker: Don't tell me some of your little buddies came to he--
*CM Punk comes running in and hits Taker with a chair to knock him back from shock. Punk frees the GM quickly from the cross as Taker gets up and chases the two from the boiler room*
Taker: You both won't rest in peace after I'm done with you two..that much I will promise.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on May 12, 2008 22:03:58 GMT -5
Husko is already in the ring celebrating he has a match for his birthday celebration.
*Mickie James's music hits as the fans begin to pop big for her*
Joey: Mickie getting a bigger reaction then some of the guys would.
JBL: Who cares about that, she is HOT!
*JBL then begins to drool on the annoucetable*
*Mickie runs into the ring...Husko goes for a clothesline, but Mickie ducks and hits a neckbreaker and covers Husko for the 1-2-3*
Joey: Oh my God...it's over and how EMBARRASSING is that for Husko!?
*Mickie goes up the ramp celebrating as Husko throws a temper tantrum in the ring. Husko then grabs a mic.*
Husko: That was a FLUKE! Give me a guy who I can wres---
*Suddenly someone approaches him behind him and taps him on the shoulder...he turns around and receives an RKO*
Joey: What the hell!? It's Randy Orton!
JBL: What is he doing here?
*The fans pop for the RKO and at Randy's neutral stance at things...He then puts Husko on his knees and punt kicks him*
Joey: This Randy Orton...he's just vicious.
*Orton leaves through the crowd with a mixed reaction*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jun 8, 2008 9:52:55 GMT -5
Quick results: Vamp and Steel squashed DEMOTED when Vamp and Steel ambushed Striker backstage and then Vamp quickly snuck in and applied the Mouthful of poison on Sabu while Steel danced around the carnage.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jun 28, 2008 23:30:12 GMT -5
Cole and Adamle are already in the ring because they don't deserve entrance music.
*The lights go off as the crowd begins to grow anxious*
JBL: We haven't seen this sight in the ring for a long time.
*Diary of Jane begins to play as the crowd pops for the music. Then a circle of fire appears at the center of the entrance ramp. Then a giant firey explosion and Iser rises up from the center of that circle of fire. He steps over the fire and then runs into the ring.*
Joey: What an entrance.
*Cole and Adamle begin to panic, and then run toward the GM and they both receive a clothesline as the fans cheer.*
Joey: Ow.
JBL: Send Mr Purple Pajamas, and the Master Ear Bleeder to hell!
*Iser picks Cole up and then nails his F-5 into Stunner*
Joey: He now calls that The Apocalyptic Ending. I think he just broke Cole's freak'n neck!
*Iser then looks at a prone Adamle and grabs him by the hair*
JBL: I'm surprised that's real hair.
*Iser gets on the top rope and then positions Adamle in a tombstone position*
Joey: Oh no!
*Iser then delivers the Black Magic to Adamle as the fans roar with approval.*
Joey: OH MY GOD!
*Iser just puts a finger on both of them as the fans and ref count the 1-2-3*
Joey: That was a quick match.
*Gong*
JBL: Uh-oh.
*Taker's ministry music quickly plays without the irish chanting in the begining. He appears dressed in all black and wheels out a casket. He also has a mic*
Taker: You and me...one of us will have a great destiny...and one of us...will suffer eternal damnation. It's a casket match, boy.
Iser then mouths the words 'I accept' to Undertaker.
Taker: You just signed your death warrent...and you surely won't rest in peace.
*Taker's music plays again as he wheels the casket back from where it came from*
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Jul 21, 2008 22:46:37 GMT -5
JBL: This next match could be the biggest slaughter in history.
Joey Styles: Oh have some faith will you. The following match is for a contract here in XWA. If young Tim can win his match, he will get a contract here in XWA.
JBL: You forgot to mention who he is facing. Tim will have to go toe to toe with the former XWA Champion, Raven. Good luck Tim, you will need it.
* "Down" by 311 hits as Tim steps onto the ramp with a big smile on his face*
JBL: Tim looks to be very happy, too bad he doesn't know he is about to be killed.
Lillian Garcia: The following match is scheduled for one-fall and is for a contract in XWA. Introducing the opponent, from Palm Springs, California, weighing in at 179 pounds Tim Robbins!!!
*Tim runs into the ring while the crowd continues to stare at the newcomer*
JBL: The fans are not impressed with Tim at all, what a DOOFUS.
Joey: Ease up, Tim is having the time of his life in the ring.
*Tim jumps onto the ropes and continues to smile to the crowd, a male in the front row calls him a Faggot and sits back down as Tim has a hurt expression on his face*
JBL: PWNED.
*Tim gets down off the ropes and turns to the entrance ramp but is suddenly knocked back down to the mat in a flash*
Joey: WHAT WAS THAT???
JBL: It looks like young Tim just got Dark Assassin'd into next Tuesday.
*Raven puts one foot on Tim's face as the crowd cheers loudly as he gets the pinfall*
Lillian: Here is your winner, Raven!!!!
JBL: RAVEN WINS!!!! RAVEN WINS!!!!! RAVEN WINS!!!!
Joey: Haven't I heard that somewhere before...
* Suck It Up be Hed. P.E. hits the PA as Raven raises the Devil Horns over Tim's unconsious body as he grins and we are taken to a commercial break*
*Commercials air for upcoming XWA show dates and PPV info... JAMAICAN ME CRAZY XWA!!!!!!!!*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jul 21, 2008 23:11:27 GMT -5
Backstage we see Santino doing squats.
Santino: BOOYAKA BOOYAKA! REY MASTRIO!
The fans immedietely begin to boo as Santino laughs.
Santino: Don'ta boo meya...the guys here are all fatta from the spegetti the women cook for them...which is all these ingrates are good fora.
The fans begin a 'Santino sucks' chant.
Santino: I am a weiner compared to all of you!
We then suddenly see the GM appear with Mickie James.
Santino: You should be more like Steel, boss. That way Mickie can be with Steel since she's a bronze level on hotness and we can call them brass.
The GM shakes his head.
Iser: You do know I have all the power, I got the documents in my back pocket to prove it.
The GM reaches into his back pocket and then he pulls out his trusty middle finger, flipping Santino off to a huge pop.
Santino: YOU DON'TA FLIPA ME OFF! THAT'S FOR STONE COLD AND HIS ASS WHIP!
*The GM and Mickie both glance at eachother and deliver a double superkick to Santino and then walk off as Santino clutches at his jaw.*
Santino: OH GOD! OH! I HOPE A WOMAN GIVES ME PROPER PASTA AND MEATABALLS TO HELP MY DIGESTIVE SYSTEM RID THE STINCH THAT THIS CITY GAVE ME WITH THEIR PRINGLES!
(The fans boo Santino as we go to commercial)
*TNA plug: See Don West call every move 'WHAT A MOVE' every Thursday night at GO WASTE TWO HOURS OF YOUR TIME redneck channel, Spike TV*
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Jul 31, 2008 22:22:23 GMT -5
*This Fire Burns by Killswitch Engage hit's the PA as CM PUnk steps onto the stage to a round of cheers*
Joey Styles: Here comes the Straight Edge superstar to the ring.
JBL: This guy must live a boring life. All the fun things in life, Punk doesn't do them. How can he live that way?
Joey Styles: It's his choice, more people should do that.
* Punk gets into the ring and taunts to the crowd as he runs around the ring full of energy*
JBL: The Special Olmypics called, CM Punk is their missing athlete, he needs to go back with them as soon as possible.
*Punk's music fades out as he grabs a mic from ringside*
CM Punk: Wrestling is my addiction, wrestling is my life.
JBL: Blah, blah, blah, tell us something we don't know.
CM Punk: I crave competition, I need to thrive in the ring. I..
Joey Styles: Look out it's Rhino!!!!
JBL: No kidding, and he just GORED Punk right out of his wrestling boots. What Impact.
Joey Styles: This is sick, he ruined Punk's time on the mic.
JBL: What is this? He is signalling for someone to come out from the back.
Joey Styles: Oh god, not the Dead Pool. Someone needs to stop this.
JBL: The group of greatness, led by that man right there, Raven.
Joey Styles: Get up Punk, get up.
JBL: Dead Pool has him surrounded, what will they do.
*In the ring Vampiro X and Steel lay the boots to the fallen CM Punk.*
JBL: Like a pack of wolves, they can take down anyone
Joey Styles: This is making me sick.
*Raven signals Vampiro and Steel to lift CM Punk up as he leans back onto the ropes*
JBL: What do they have planned? This will be good for us, but bad for Punk.
* Steel and Vampiro get behind Punk and lift him up into a double
Electric drop position as they turn towards Raven and begin to fall to the canvas. Raven rushes over to Punk and catches him in a Chaos Theory and using all the impact sends Punk face first into the canvas*
Joey Styles: OH MY GOD!!!! They killed Punk!!!!
JBL: What a move, they told me they called that the "Loss of Life" and Punk looks dead to me.
*The Dead Pool continue to gloat over the fallen body of Punk*
JBL: Look, here come some help for Punk.
Joey: Matt Hardy, Sabu and Shark Boy to the rescue!!!!
* The trio run into the ring. Matt goes towards Raven but is met with a Dark Assassin*
JBL: The second time we have seen that move tonight*
* Steel catches Sabu with the Steel Hammer, as Shark Boy was dropped to the mat with Dark Chaos*
JBL: They took out Punk's allies.... who can stop them? NO ONE!!!!
*The crowd suddenly begins to cheer loudly*
Joey: I can think of one man.
* The GM steps onto the ramp holding a baseball bat and begins to charge to the ring as The Dead roll out of the ring*
Joey: Never cross the GM.
JBL: Someone needs to tell him that.
*Cameras show Zane leaping over the guardrail and getting behind the GM*
Joey: What is he thinking?
JBL: I don't think he is thinking.
* Zane gets the GM's attention and is met with a shot upside the head knocking Zane out cold*
Joey: What a shot!
* The GM stands over the body of Zane as he looks at Raven with a scowl on his face*
JBL: Bitter enemies, all I can say.
* Commercials*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jul 31, 2008 22:31:31 GMT -5
The camera returns on the air as the GM has just exited from the ring. We see Maria jogging up to the GM.
Maria: Iser, you have a quick word on what the condition is of CM Punk?
The GM turns around and has an angered look on his face.
Iser: I can tell from when Punk got dropped on his head like that...that he has a concussion. I don't know how bad the concussion is, but he has a concussion.
The GM begins to walk away as Maria jogs after him once more.
Maria: I'm not finished, what do you plan on doing about it.
The GM turns around again, with that same cold expression on his face.
Iser: Since some people have some problems around here, fine. We'll just settle them in the ring. Since Raven has a major issue with Matt Hardy, they will fight at the PPV at Barely Legal...no rules...just a brawl...falls count anywhere.
*We hear the fans pop*
Maria: That doesn't involve CM...
Iser: I'm not finished yet. Since Punk can't compete, I have a damn good replacement in line to face Steel. He's Mr Pay Per View himself. RVD.
*The fans pop huge for this*
Iser: I ain't done yet...since we got Rhino's growing problems with Kane as well...let's throw him in with Sabu and Abyss...and make it a monster's ball. This should take care of everybody, now excuse me, I got work to do with Mickie when it comes to our next show.
*Iser walks toward his GM office and shuts the door*
Joey: Did you hear that JBL? Listen to all those matches!
JBL: He's in a different kind of mood tonight, Joey...
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jul 31, 2008 22:56:12 GMT -5
*Some random jobber music hits as Dreamer comes out, and Colin later*
JBL: Here comes a fat turd, and some young pumpas looking kid who isn't bigger than a turd in a toilet.
Joey: What's with the poo humor?
JBL: Because that's what I'm sitting next to.
The Edge smoke begins as Dreamer/Colin enter the ring as the fans begin to boo without mercy. Rated RKO comes out as Edge's pyro goes off when he does his pose as Orton has that cold expression on his face.
Joey: What a vicious tag team combo.
JBL: You can say that about any tag team with Edge, hell they can stick YOU with Edge, Joey and that'd make you look credible, but Orton can more than hold his own, he's down right dangerous himself.
Edge and Orton enter the ring, and then they both kick Dreamer in the gut and hit a double RKO on him. Colin begins to beg off, but Orton irish whips Colin into Edge who turns him inside out with a spear.
Joey: HOLY CRAP!
JBL: White men can fly after all.
*Edge and Orton do a double cover and win as the fans boo*
Joey: That was dominating...
JBL: What'dya expect Joey? Competitiveness? Dreamer is a never-was, and Colin is about as fierce as you trying to fight Raven!
Joey: Why do you have to mention that ass right now?
JBL: Because he is the Dark Lord.
Joey: ...
*commercials*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Aug 2, 2008 0:12:36 GMT -5
Joey: It's main event time.
*Kane's pyro goes off as Kane appears*
JBL: Kane looks mean, as he had a good warm up match.
Joey: What the hell?
*Rhino runs out with a chair and clocks Kane in the head with it*
Joey: I think this match has been canceled thanks to the madman, Rhino.
JBL: I've never seen such a vicious chair shot, and Kane ain't moving...unbelieveable.
Joey: Wow...good night everyone...
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