Tokyo Famous on a tour bus.

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Tokyo Famous, Danity Kane, and Donnie are all taking a charter bus from the Big Apple to Boston just to catch a flight to go to Toronto for their first performance of the tour. Donnie is sitting up front by his lonesome, bemoaning the fact that Raven 'stoled' Aubrey. Speaking of those two, they are sitting together at around the middle, Raven has the window seat as they share headphones listening to some music. Billdozer is toward the back, reeking of alcohol as he downs another Bud Light. Chase is taking a nap two seats in front of Billdozer with Shannon of Danity Kane to his left. Freddie is sitting another two seats in front of them, and is to the right of the two love-birds. He is on his laptop, seeming designing a stage for them to perform in for all the shows.

Freddie:*Mumbling to himself* If that could be larger for an entire band, it would be an awesome stage...I don't know if we need pyro or not, but it'd be cool with the whole triple level design where different people on the bands are located.

Donnie heads up toward Freddie as the bus is moving to see what he is working on.

Freddie: Hey jackass, did I say you could look at what I'm working on?

Donnie: Uh...

Freddie: Hell no, so know your role, shut your hole...don't use a dildo for your vaginal hole...and sit at your seat, you got it?

Donnie wimpers as the other Tokyo Famous members, and even Danity Kane snicker at Donnie's pwnage. Freddie then goes back to working as the bus begins to pick up speed down the highway as it rains.

Chase: I thought Seattle was rainy...

Raven: This sight around here is sadder than hearing Donnie sing...and that makes my ears bleed.

Donnie begins to fall asleep, and the bus goes to a Seven Eleven for a fill up. Billdozer sneaks toward Donnie's seat with a sharpie marker.

Billdozer: You suck what you are about to have drawn on your face.

Billdozer then draws a giant penis on Donnie's face while he sleeps. He sneaks jogs back to his seat as Donnie continues to snore, with drool coming out his mouth.

Freddie:*Glancing toward Chase* Wonder what he's dreaming about.

Chase: I don't want to know...it would make rainbows look badass though.

Aubrey: Eh...probably is turned on by what is drawn on his face.

Raven: Either that or dreaming about sleeping with Freddie's sister, the queen of the AIDS bergade.

Billdozer: I think Donnie needs a wake up call.

Freddie: This'll be good.

Raven removes the earphone he is listening to as they head to where a bunch of their bags is in the back next to Billdozer. Raven first gets out the bass guitar and hands it to Freddie, who puts the laptop out of the way for now. They then approach Donnie with their respective guitars in hand and then play a few 'warm up' strokes if you can call it that as loud as they can. Donnie jumps up, scared completely.

Billdozer: You are in a no sleeping zone, cum slinger.

Raven: Did you draw that on your face?

Donnie turns to the window to get a reflection on himself and his entire body goes pale. Everyone else begins to laugh quite loudly at his misfortune.

Freddie: I think he shit himself.

Donnie then has tears going down his face.

Donnie: I...did...

Billdozer: I should just fucking kill you for being the biggest pussy I have ever seen in my life you stupid cunt.

Freddie: Temper...temper...Billdozer.

Raven: Pot just called kettle black right there.

Freddie: No soda today...we got a performance in Toronto later tonight anyway, I have to be calm.

Donnie: You're black?

Freddie: It's an expression you idiot. I am not black. I got nothing against black people, but I like the way I am just fine. You're the only Ken doll who actually shit himself.

Raven: I think his IQ is fading...

Freddie: ...faster than Paris Hilton's dignity...

Freddie leaves to go back to his laptop and Raven goes back to Aubrey.

Aubrey: He is such a loser...

Raven: I know...he shit himself for God's sake.

Freddie then has a smile on his face.

Freddie: I got our stage designed!

*Tokyo Famous and D.K. look over the stage and give a nod of approval.*

(Tune in next time...to see what the stage looks like...what else Donnie fucks up...and what will happen in the Raven-Aubrey relationship!)

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

We fast-forward now. They are back on a bus, but this time, they are in Toronto, going around the city. Everyone is sitting toward the back minus Donnie who is toward the middle. The bus reeks of Alcohol due to Billdozer's drinking of beer. The group arrives at the arena they are to perform...it's an old football stadium...and it appears they can expect about thirty thousand strong.

Freddie: I guess we're here...we better get everything set up for a good sound check.

Raven: Don't want my awesomeness to sound any less awesome.

Billdozer: Hopefully they have two for one deals on budwiser or some'n.

Donnie then trys to join in the conversation.

Donnie: Yeah...I'm gonna steal the show tonight.

Billdozer: You steal a sane person's dignity by simply existing.

Freddie: You better not cause a riot, Donnie...we got thirty thousand strong expected, and if you stink up the joint...you got me to worry about.

Billdozer looks over at his beer cabinet and sees no beer.

Billdozer: Who the fuck stole my be--

*Donnie goes to the front of the bus and tosses something in the trash-can*

Billdozer: You fucking prick.

Donnie: How can Aubrey like someone from this band...you are all complete uber mean-faces.

Raven and Aubrey: Who the FUCK says some qweer shit like that besides you?

Donnie: ...but I...

Billdozer pulls out Freddie's switch-blade seen from the Making the Band episodes.

Donnie: Oh no!

Billdozer: You give me my fucking beer, or you will eat your own dick.

*Donnie reluctantly gives Billdozer his beer and Billdozer puts the switchblade away*

Billdozer: Don't you EVER do that again.

Freddie: Donnie doesn't deserve to soil the awesome stage I designed.....damn fucking piece of cunt-shit contracts.

*A buzzer goes off*

Billdozer: What the fuck?

Raven: I think Freddie broke the vulgarity limit on this bus.

Chase: No...

*Chase points to the emergancy exit window Donnie accidently activated when back-peddling from Billdozer*

Billdozer: That fucking dumbass!

Freddie: He's dea--

Chase shakes his head at Freddie and steps forward toward Donnie and grabs him by his hair.

Donnie: Aubrey loved my hair! No don't!

*Chase tosses Donnie out the emergancy exit window.*

Aubrey: ...thank God...a little bug just left.

Raven: That's why he's my right hand man...

Freddie: He finally made the mellow man of the band snap...I don't blame him.

*The two bands in the bus walk out to go to the stadium to get a sound check as Donnie massages his own shoulder as he walks behind him.*

Aubrey: What are you doing?

Donnie: Rubbing away all my boo-boos.

Freddie: ...that is something a three year old would say...it's amazing to think that you would stoop down below their grammar, Donnie, but you did...I feel disgraced walking in front of you...and I sincerely hope my Sister sits on your head.

Raven: I second that.

Aubrey: I second what Raven said.

Chase: I wonder if his brain would ooze out his ears...

Billdozer: What brain? He throws away beer instead of drinking it!

Freddie: Just a question, but do you drink anything other than Bud Light and Budwiser?

Billdozer: Miller Lite.

*Everyone except Donnie snickers...he goes to a fridge that is backstage and hands Billdozer Miller Lite*

Billdozer: Fuck that shit, Donnie, can't you get a fucking joke?

Donnie: That was a joke?

Raven: Another joke is what is in-between Donnie's ears...

Billdozer: I should give this to Freddie so he can punt it like the bucket.

Freddie: ...or I could give it to my Dad...

Billdozer: Your Dad drinks Miller?

Freddie: Yes.

Billdozer: Lame...how could you be related to those two?

Freddie: The same idiot who walked out on Easter Dinner this year...what a family.

Raven: Damn.

Freddie: Let's just get the fuck to sound check.

*The band goes to see everything put in where they need to be and put out a few practice notes to see that everything is in order*

Raven: Everything sounds fine.

Freddie: Indeed.

Raven: Gimmick Infringment. I could get Billdozer and sue you now.

Freddie: Fuck.

*The entire band snickers again as they head backstage to wait out until the show begins*

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

The entire group has been touring around together for months now since the last installment. Tokyo Famous still hasn't changed much except for Freddie's appearance as he has longer hair, a beard and mustache combo.

Raven: Jesus christ, Freddie, you are starting to look like a fucking caveman.

Freddie: I ain't wearing no damn cloth for my gear. Read the shirt.

Donnie: It has a bad word.

Freddie: You probably do what it says on the shirt a-lot, but I'll read it for you since you probably failed kindergarden. Safe Sex Practice Rule One...GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Billdozer: You fucking tool, get me another beer before I stuff you back into the Ken doll box.

Donnie: but I...

Billdozer: Move bitch!

Chase: You heard the man.

Raven: Indeed...

Raven takes a seat next to Aubrey like he usually does.

Aubrey: There is a rumor about what all the producer guys want to do to change your look.

Raven: My look is too sexy to change...even caveman Freddie's look shouldn't be changed because it's...better than Donnie's R&Beat off to shit tux look.

Aubrey: I will say this about him, he did design a killer stage, and some more killer gear for us to wear.

Raven: Indeed he did, and none of it was for Donnie cause he'd kill the sanity.

*Donnie hands Billdozer a Miller Lite*

Billdozer: GOD DAMN IT, I AM NOT FREDDIE'S DAD! I DON'T DRINK THIS SHIT!

*Billdozer throws the beer back at Donnie and it hits him right between the eyes and he falls down*

Donnie: MY FACE! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE! YOU PROBABLY PUT A MARK ON IT!

Aubrey just busts out laughing from Donnie's misery.

Freddie: Donnie should grow a beard and it would hide that plastic, fake tan ass face he has.

*The bus stops*

Freddie: I guess it's time to go back to doing what we do best...making another record. Danity Kane...good luck...Donnie...go get a life and a better voice...

Aubrey: Good luck Raven.

Raven: I don't need luck because I have a GOD like talent.

*Danity Kane chuckles at Raven's ego as the group pulls out and then they see a piano out in front of the recording building*

Donnie: AWESOME! IT'S THE GREATEST INSTRUMENT EVER!

Freddie reaches back into the bus and pulls out an axe.

Donnie: What are you gonna do with tha...

*Freddie then starts chopping away at the piano, completely destroying it as Donnie looks like he's about to cry*

Donnie: WHY!? WHY MUST YOU TRAMPLE OVER THE FIFTEEN THOUSAND DOLLAR INVESTMENT I PUT IN THAT THING!?

Billdozer starts drinking his bud light and then spits it all over Donnie.

Billdozer: Because we...are...the shit...and you are shit.

*The scene fades to black as Season two is set to begin anytime soon*